| "I wonder if there's anyway I could kill Mr. True without getting a level three..." - Derrick Towers to whom this page is dedicated... WE MISS YOU "The navy seal just threw me in a snowbank." - Rae Mooney "If that's the only way to get you off, I will." - Dan Pelkey to Pearl Ryder "Your breasts are beautiful." - Andrew Catalina to Pearl Ryder "I could see it growing." - Dan Pelkey on Wade Trosper's penis "Ahhhh!!!! Get away from my nipples!!! OHMIGOD!!!!" - Rae Mooney to Dan Pelkey "Raping doesn't hurt!!!" - Pearl Ryder "Johnny B likes things that explode in his mouth." - Sarah Wessel "Are you good at muddiling with your hands, Rae?" - Austin Holt to Rae Mooney "Faster, Austin, faster!!!" - Pearl Ryder to Austin Holt "Why are you so LONG?!?!?!" - Rae Mooney to Dan Pelkey "I get sidetracked when Wade is touching my ass." - Randy "Bubba" Morrison "My friend can deep-throat a bottle down to here * points*. He gave great head." - Dan Pelkey "Potatoes are a gift from GOD... straight to Aroostock!" - Erika Tepler "You can't rape the willing." - Sarah Wessel "He leaves me in a quivering heap on the floor." - Rae Mooney on Dan Pelkey "What smells like ass?.... this tastes like ass.... everything is so asslike!" - Mia Dow "I like stroking my pole." - Austin Holt "Anytime you want me, Coach, I'm ready." - Beryl Stefanic "I give my water bottle head every night." - Robbie Gomez "Austin's been at the blunt end of Mia's...... everything." - Rae Mooney "Je suis studpide... that's my French vocabulary." - Sarah Wessel "I have a date with Pearl... I MEAN BERYL!!!" - Rae Mooney "Tell me when your cumming." - Wade Trosper to Dan Pelkey "My penis is smooshed against your neck." - Dan Pelkey to Wade Trosper "Not only is swimming in poo hazerdous to your health, it also makes you smell really bad and your friends won't want to play with you." - Jackass, MTV "Dan, you're so good and I know you could go for longer, but my hips are getting tired." - Erika Tepler "I think my sister could take Beryl." - Heidi Gilmore "I smell a rebublican and it stinks." - Pearl Ryder "Ohhhhhh, diss, Pearl, diss!" -Rae Mooney "If Bush is elected, I won't be able to have anal sex anymore!!!" - Tony Reeves "Wade, will you do that thingy to me again? PLEASE?" - Rae Mooney to Wade Trosper "I had to pump it for a really long time before I could get anything out of it!" - Pearl Ryder "I was cumming real good." - Randy Morrison "I'm all right. I just got another hole in my body, so I'm all set." - Sarah Wessel "Don't call your brother a retard. It gives them a bad name." - Mr. Catalina to Andrew Catalina "Hold onto your pantyhose, Nunzio!!" - Mr. Dougan "I want a package!! Cole, can I have your package?" - Megan Patterson "He fingered Mrs. McHugh!!!" - Elizabeth Ross about Andy Harris "WHO TOUCHED MY CUNT???" - Sarah Wessel\ "I HATE it when Mr. Dougan says "copescetic." NOTHING BOTHERS ME MORE!!" - Heather Robinson "Picture this...." - Sarah Wessel on masturbation "Getting cum in your mouth is like throwing up; you can't get the taste out of your mouth!!" - Erika Tepler "I need a mint." - Jennifer Moreau on oral sex "Rae, come here. I'll show you how I like it." - Erika Tepler on sex "I love this! I get to mount you!" - Pearl Ryder to Rae Mooney "I'm sorry." - Dan Pelkey to Rae Mooney *a ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME QUOTE!!* "Bunks aren't usually supposed to go like that, eh?" - Officer Cyr. "What? Together?" - Sarah Wessel and Didi Strout "Didi shaved her legs last night.... but only some of them." - Pearl Ryder "You made it sound like she has more than one leg!!" - Heather Robinson "She DOES!!!!!" - Pearl Ryder "There are better uses of silicon." - Muerl on Britney Spears "I hate sig figs, like, you know when you have two thousand, eight hundred and fifty-ten?" - Gillian Malloy "My penis is in my throat." - Dan Pelkey "I LIKE anal sex!" - Dan Pelkey "Remember during that porn last night..." - Pearl Ryder, said very loudly in a crowd of little kids |
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| This page is dedicated to Derrick Towers... WE MISS YOU!!! |