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BIOGRAPHY

Welcome to Web-Shite, last flushed 06 July- 21:05 - URGENT NEWS! The first rule about Web-Shite is, you must talk about Web-Shite. The second rule about Web-Shite is, you must love everything about Web-Shite. The third rule about Web-Shite is, you must view it in Full-screen Internet Explorer 1024x768 and disable any Pop-Up Blocking software! What is Web-Shite? Confucius says that it's either: A secret magick spell for long-life and everlasting fertility. The annoying voice at the back of your head that urges you to pick people's pockets. A magical place stuffed with mysterious portals that will take the brave to weird and bizarre corners of the web-lands. A portfolio for an up-and-coming Creative Writing student with delusions of world-domination, or, failing that, to drink a pub. Who is this anarchic genius ... Ian Matuszczyk was born in the Rhondda Valleys in 1979 with a ridiculously long surname. Since then he has worked in and around Cardiff, got lost and ended up in London, deported from there to Belfast and then enrolled in the University of Glamorgan to drive the LRC van part-time. He's also been accused of studying for a BA in Creative and Professional Writing. Fed up of working for a living he hopes to be a director. Or a script-writer. Journalism has also taken his fancy. Comic-books are not without their charm. But he is still considering the option of being a professional writer. Whichever has the shortest working week. His portfolio of work has ranged from experimentations of story structure to straight-forward narration, new re-tellings of Christian, Greek and Chinese folklore and strange pieces of work he has dubbed Philos-ories, where he writes in an impenetrable prose and challenges the reader to make sense of it. He lives at home with his highly trained eating-machines who answer to Tango, Dexter and Smudge (two cats and a hamster respectively). They must never be fed after midnight...

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