Amusing Quotes
Scene: Shawn, Chloe, and Philip at the Hospital
Shawn: He has brain damage
Chloe: whars new?
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Philip: My face didn't get messed up or anything did it?
Shawn: You mean more than before?
Scene: Craig and Chloe in his office
chloe: you want to ditto that Craig?
Craig: I beg your pardon
Chloe: I didn't think so
Craig: see Nancy what did I tell you theres nothing to worry about everything is working out beautifully shes just as sarcastic as ever
Chloe: funny
Craig actually I'm glad to see your still so full of yourself It's a very good sign I've got to get back to work
Chloe: ahh no rest for the wicked
Scene: Belle and Shawn at the hospital
Belle: Well if there is anything I can do
Shawn: As long as it doesn't involve tools
Belle: funny
Shawn: I'm just kidding
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Belle: All I know is one minute shes like Ms Barbie and the next shes Ms Grunge depending on her mood.
Shawn: shes always been moody.
Belle: your right she has I'm probally just over reacting
Scene: Chloe and Phillip on the Pier
Philip: Did you ever play with dolls?
Chloe: I still play with dolls. I line them up on the edge of the bed and pretend that they're the audience from the Metropolitan Opera House. Of course, I don't get many standing ovations."
Scene: The teens in Salem Place
Shawn: Do you have brain damage? She just pushed you out of the way of that on coming car and saved your life man
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Belle: Tears are a summer shower to the soul (this quote wasn't ment to be funny I just liked it)
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Shawn: Well I always thought (or figured) you needed to have your head examined Kiriakis.
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Jason: and I think you watch too many chick flicks
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Phillip: That is one weird chick
Shawn: Yeah one weird chick that just saved your life (this wasn't suppose to be funny either)
Scene: Belle and Shawn at the new house
Shawn: ok good the sofas in place, dads in place
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Belle: can I do anything?
Shawn: I don't know can you?
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Belle: ALright listen tool boy just because i'm tool ignorant doesn't mean that all girls are.
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Shawn: Hey maybe you'll get a date this time
Belle: Thanks for reminding me of the most embarressing moment of my life
Shawn: Hey anytime
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Shawn: Then I rescued you from Kiriakis you know when I asked you to dance
Belle: I thought you were going to step all over my feet
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Belle: ok tell me I'm cute
Shawn: Your cute
Belle: See it wasn't that difficult
Shawn: Well not exactly cute but i'd say presentable your hair for instance
Belle: What about my hair?
Shawn: Well it's just not weird today
Belle: Your hopeless
Shawn: No no no I'm cute
Belle: You wish