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Scene: Shawn, Philip, Chloe, Belle, and Mimi at school.

Shawn: So the trig test you know I think i'm ready for it, I hope i'm ready for it, I really hope I'm ready for it.
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Philip: What fascinating things did she have to say?
Shawn: I don't know but it was definitely fascinating (I think thats how it went)
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Shawn: all of a sudden we were talking about nursey rhymes and I'm not quite sure why
Philip: Well Brady I'm glad shes all yours  
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Mimi: What?
Belle: Are you ok?
Mimi: When you leave I will be
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Mimi: You know it took me a really long time to even figure out what you two had in common but now I've got it you both are just so much better than the rest of us 
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Mimi:  Ugh I always knew she was a witch well I guess thats another thing you two have in common now huh

Scene: The Teens at the Brady house

Phillip: Anyways I've got a great idea the testosterone level in this room is a little highI'm going to call Belle to get another female  here. (I messed this one up I'll have to watch it again tomorrow to get it right)
Jan: No way shes going to want to bring her new best friend ghoul girl.
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Philip: When I win I'm going to ask Belle
Shawn: ok well fine that settles it I can't let Belle suffer a fate like that 

Scene: Shawn and Belle studying at the pub

Belle: ok do you want to pass this history test or stuff your face?
Shawn: Well finally thats a question I have an answer to. 
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Shawn: You know you haven't touched your fries.
Belle: Unbelievable you can fly a jet, defuse a bomb, run into a burning building and yet you have no idea whats been going on in the world for the past 2000 years.
Shawn: You know what world histories my kryptonite (or something like that) ok so just don't tell the bad guys don't don't promise me
Belle: ok ok just eat
Shawn: This is a very serious matter understand
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Belle: No just sit down and play
Shawn: Shut up and play
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Belle: well while we are on the subject did you know most males are better off playing the piano instead of talking that way they don't say incredibly dumb things
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Shawn: See I may not have world history down but as far as the matters of the human physicie (sp?)
I my dear am a matched (I'm not sure if the last two words are right but thats what they sounded like to me)
Belle: oh move over Sigmond Frode.






 

Scene: Shawn and Belle at the Pub

Shawn: I guess your strange hairdo is affectiong your brain
Belle: These are cool
Shawn: I guess those chopsticks were in there in case you got hungry for some lo mein

Scene: Shawn and Phillip's bet right before game two

Shawn: you know this has nothing to do with Chloe  this has everything to do with the fact of me teaching Phillip not to be such an arrogrant jerk.

Scene: Bo, Hope, and Shawn at the new house

Bo: It's got a kitchen, a basement, you know a garage a house house you know like the familes on TV have
Shawn: oh yeah very funny Dad.
Hope: So you want to check it out?
Shawn: oh you bet
Bo: What do you want to see first?
Shawn: ah my room of coarse What else (theres more to this but I couldn't figure  it out)
Bo: his room is that the one at the top of the stairs second room on the left.  Right?
Hope: Right
Bo: second room on the right
Hope: right no left
Bo: so it's the second room on the left
Hope: Right Correct!
Bo: Got Ya
Hope: Got ya
Bo: I think he likes it
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Shawn: It is not its a women thing haven't you heard they cry when they get happy


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