1. name:
Joseph Bennett

2. nick names:
The usuals for someone named Joseph, The Pancake Man

3. age:
22

4. birthplace:
Brooklyn, New York

5. where do you live now?:
Brooklyn, New York

6. parents:
2. Mother + Stepfather

7. brothers/sisters:
3 bros. 16, 10, 7

8. what do you look like:

                this

9. favorite Animal(s):
Elephants?

10. favorite TV shows:
The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Futurama, NYPD Blue, Alias and all WWF programming

11. favorite movie(s):
The Empire Strikes Back, Batman

12. school:
Hunter College.

13. future school:
University of Central Florida

14. mustard or mayo:
Mayo

15. buddies:
They know who they are.

16. favorite candy:
Skor toffee bars. YEEEAAAHHH!!!! Skor! Skor!

17. hobbies:
Writing, sports, pro wrestling, music, radio and science fiction.

18. do you have a personal phone line:
No.

19. favorite body part of the opposite sex:
Eyes.

20. any tattoos and where and of what:
No.

21. piercing and where:
No.

22. what do you sleep in?:
Sweatpants and a basketball jersey usually. Straight from the Modell's Secret lingerie catalog.

23. what do you think of chain letters?:
They suck.

24. best advice:
Never give up hope, and remember at the end of the day, you're the one that
has to be comfortable. Screw the rest of the world. You won't regret it.

25. words and phrases you over use:
'i love you', 'sorry about that', 'beat me if you can, survive if i let you', 'what?',  'and you know what that means?', 'probably', 'what?', 'i don't know'

26. non-sport activity you enjoy:
Writing about sports.

27. dream car:
I don't have one

28. favorite thing to do in spring:

29. where do you shop?:
Manhattan for clothes. I used to got to downtown Brooklyn, but that place has been overrun by cell phone dealers and sneaker stores. I buy my music and electronics over the internet.

30. coke or pepsi:
Coke is it. Always. It's the real thing and you can't beat the real thing. It tastes good, like life does.

31. favorite thing to wear:

Hockey jerseys.

32. favorite subject in school:
Economics

33. favorite colour(s):
Red, black, dark blue.

34. favorite people to talk to online:
No one talks to me on the internet anymore, even though I'm online fairly often. I've had aol for 4 years and I've gone into a chat room twice. I guess I never looked at this as a place to chat. I compliment writers I enjoy (Nadia, B, Alicia, etc.) but that's pretty much it.

35. root-Beer or dr. pepper?:
Dr. Pepper

36. do you smoke?:
No.

37. favorite vacation spot:
Palm Bay, Florida

38. favorite family member:
It changes.

39. did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?:
No. I had plenty of chances, though.

40. favorite cd?:
"Ready To Die" by The Notorious B.I.G. I was sure I'd be listening to George Clinton samples forever before it came out.

41. the one person you hate:
Mike Sargent :) I hate smileys, too.

42. favorite food(s):
 

43. who is the hottest guy or girl in the world?:
Charlize Theron.

44. what is your favorite salad dressing?:
Italian.

45. when you die, do you want to be buried, or burned?:
buried.
46. do you believe in aliens?:
No.

47. if you had the chance to professionally do something what would it be?:
Professional wrestling. I'm too short, but I can cut a pretty good promo.

48. things you are obsessed over:
My writing being understood. The well being of my family and friends. My future. Garbage.

49. favorite day of the week:
Monday.

50. teacher you hate:
I've loved all of my teachers except one.  I studied extra hard for my bio midterm in 7th grade and got a 93. Instead of congratulating me, the guy accused me of cheating and made me take another version of the test.

51. favorite disney movie:
Aladdin.

52. What is your favorite season?:
Fall

53. what topping do you like on your pizza?:
Sausage and extra cheese.

54. do you like your school food?:
It's all right, although I'll never get used to paying 1.80 for pizza I got for free in high school..

55. if you could live anywhere, where would you live?:
Anywhere but Fayetteville, North Carolina.

56. favorite thing to do on the weekend:
Sleep, talk on the phone, visit my friends.

57. favorite thing to get clean:
My hair.

58. favorite magazine:
SLAM.The basketball magazine, not the second rate porno mag.

59. favorite flowers:
Roses.

60. favorite number(s):
17

61. favorite ice cream flavour:
Cookies and cream.

62. what kind of girls/guys are you attracted to?:
...............................

63. what's your most embarrassing moment?:
I'll fill you in on that one real soon

64. do you eat breakfast first then brush your teeth or brush first?:
Eat then brush.

65. favorite time of day:
9 p.m. on Monday

66. can a guy and girl be JUST friends?:
(Agreeing with Nadia) Yes. But sexual tension is what makes things fun.

67. do you ask the girl/guy out or do you wait for them to come to you?:
I ask. If you dig someone, you may as well get things out in the open right away.

68. do you mind paying for a date?:
No.

69. what's the most important thing in someone's personality?:
Passion, intelligence, cynicism, a sense of humour and a pinch of arrogance. (Agrees with Nadia's answer, except for the second 'u' in humor)

70. do you have a pager or cell phone?:
Never.

71. what is your favorite sport(s)?:
Basketball and baseball.

72. what was the best gift you ever received?:
A computer from my mother in '97

73. how long did it take you to fill this out?:
45 minutes. I forgot how long this thing is.

74. what do you think of the person who sent this to you?:
I think very highly of Nadia.

75. what is the one question you're sick of being asked?:
"What do you plan on doing with the rest of your life?"

76. if you could change one thing about your personality, what would it be?
Cynicism. It can be excessive sometimes

77. if you could suddenly have one talent, what would you want to be able to do?
I can't dance. I also want to be a better skater so I won't get saddled with goalie duties again.

78. describe yourself in one word.
Analytical.

79. describe how you want to be in one word.
Content.

80. if you could have sex with a celebrity, who would it be?
Charlize Theron or Nicole Parker.

81. when you die, what do you want to be remembered for?
My writing and my winning personality

82. if you were a fruit, what would you be and why?
An apple. I'd keep the doctor away. That wasn't funny two years ago, either.

83. when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A baseball player.

84. if you could pick your first and middle names, what would they be?
Andrew Dice

85. your favourite quote?
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."-Oscar Wilde

86. if you could smell like one thing for the rest of your life, what would you smell like?
Total Hair Fitness For Men Shampoo

87. if you were in a band, what type of music would you play? what would you call yourself? what instrument would you play?
I'd be the bass player in the punk/metal band Snorlax. I knew if I stared at this plush mini-Pokemon long enough......

88. if you could have any super power, what would it be?
Flight.

89. what were your favorite tv shows as a child?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, This Week In Baseball, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Perfect Strangers and Duck Tales.

90. if you could see a giggle, what would it look like?
.......

91. what's the biggest word in your vocabulary?
What?

92. if you won five million dollars, what would you buy?
Tons of retro sports jerseys, a house for my mom, a car, CD's and a recording studio.

93. list five things you hate.
Max Martin, aspiring entertainers, shiny jeans, "Ground Zero", haters.

94. if you could bring anything back from the 80's, what would it be?
My grey and black Thriller jacket from kindergarten..

95. what songs' lyrics describe your life?
"Outshined" by Soundgarden. "Black" by Pearl Jam. "Hero Of The Day" by Metallica. "13x Forever" by Garbage. "Wind Up" by Foo Fighters. "Protection" by Massive Attack. Among others.

96. what's your sexuality?
Hetero.

97. list five things you love this time.
My family, my friends, music, writing, waiting.

98. do you cry easily? what do you cry over usually?
It's tough to get me started, but once I do, I can cry for hours. Death does it to me every time. The cold realization that she was never going to love me "that way" got me going a while back, also.

99. what would you do if you could turn back time?
Not be as honest about my feelings.

100. who do you want out of your life?
Nobody. The people I want out are never really let in.