Jesus H. Christ, why do you people still insist on visiting this rotting carcass of a website? There aren't going to be any more updates, mostly because I seem to have forgotten everything I ever knew about HTML. On a more posititve note, my girlfriend recently bought me a little plastic ball full of miniature toy Mexicans -affectionately dubbed "Homies" by their creators- so naturally I've been acting out my deep-seated racist tendencies in all kinds of comical ways.

This site is Fonzie approved.