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entire point of this website is to promote, encourage and further provide a large amount
of nonsense about a certain radio show, herein refereed to as A Jarful of Stories,
but not limited to that name because I might come up with a better
title ten minutes from now. Rest assured that the webdude* who runs
this website doesn't have a clue how to gather, store, record or
otherwise do anything fancy with this material and furthermore; 1.) No
personal information will be gathered by the staff of A Jarful of Stories; 2.) No offers to buy or sell anything from a certain mouse, herein referred to as "Duke the
Mouse" should be taken seriously. Take that, Duke!; 3.) London Bridge is falling
down, Falling down, Falling down, My fair lady!; 4.) No shoes, no shirt, no service;
5.) The mere fact you are reading this means you find it mildly
amusing and you will not make fun, tease, or shampoo your hair on this website. These stipulations are by no means exclusive nor alphabetical to the website of A Jarful of Stories. All stories, dreams, thoughts, harmonies and sideburns are purely coincidental, accidental and fictional in nature unless they are uproariously funny, which in that case, are a sign of pure genius. I'm almost finished. In conclusion, the reader of this text tends to hold innocent, forgive and generally empower the producer of A Jarful of Stories. The reader also understands that the producer of this radio program would rather write original stories for children of all ages than find a real job and contribute to the betterment of society. *It's me, Rick Brown. Duh. I guess you figured that out by now.
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Copyright 2006 - All of this clever material is PROTECTED from scorn and contempt by several laws
no one can actually recite or remember. Please respect my right to create this nonsense.
You can always make up your own stuff and be just as happy, don't ya think? (Jan 2006) |