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entire point of this website is to promote, encourage and further provide a large amount
of nonsense about a certain radio show, herein refereed to as A Jarful of Stories,
but not limited to that name because I might come up with another title that is tons
better. Rest assured that the webdude* who runs this website doesn't have a clue how to
gather, store, record or otherwise do anything fancy with this material and furthermore;
1.) no personal information is gathered by the staff of A Jarful of Stories; 2.)
no offers to buy or sell anything to a certain mouse, herein referred to as "Duke the
Mouse" should be taken seriously. Take that, Duke!; 3.) London Bridge is falling
down, Falling down, Falling down, My fair lady!; 4.) no shoes, no shirt, no service;
5.) by the mere fact that you are reading this means that you find it mildly
amusing and you will not make fun, tease, or shampoo your hair on this website. These stipulations are by no means exclusive nor alphabetical to the website of A Jarful of Stories and all stories, dreams, thoughts, harmonies and sideburns are purely coincidental, accidental and fictional in nature unless they are uproariously funny, which in that case, are a sign of pure genius. I'm almost finished. In conclusion, the reader of this text tends to hold innocent, forgive and generally empower the producer of A Jarful of Stories and to understand that he would rather write original stories for children of all ages than find a real job and contribute to the betterment of society. This is so brilliant, I'd like to read it again! *It's me, Rick Brown. Duh. I guess you figured that out by now. |
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