> Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and againg rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
> Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare fromt he bult, thereby creating a romantic atmophere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw gliter on them and call them holiday decorations)
>Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hiar brushed up against doorways by claiming you are collecting it ther to use for stuffing hand sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out drafts)
>Guests: If unexpected company is coming, plie everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love to show you our den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."
>Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes."
General Cleaning:
*Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly.
*Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an eshausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, "I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere"
*As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, and turn off the oven. Explain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for a favorite charity and havent had time to clean...Works every time.
*Always keep several get well cards on the mantle so that if unexpected guests arrive, you can say you've been sick and unable to clean. you figure it you can live in it, they can surely stand it for 30 minutes.
