What do I have some kind of sign on my forehead? Does it say something like "Not relationship material! Must remain single until the other cousins are extremely happy and squared away, and may even remain single until way after that point just for kicks." If anyone knows how to remove this particular sign, please let me know.
"Never let someone be your priority when to them you are just an option. Never allow yourself to be someone's something when you can be someone else's everything."
"Me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there being what we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact that I don't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner." -Al Bundy to a female customer
"You can't leave; all the plants are gonna die!" -Bill Murray in Stripes
"Ever kill anyone? Bet you could tease a man to death without even trying...so stop trying!" -Cary Grant to Eva Ma
"I know." Hans Solo, when Princess Leia lets and "I love you." slip, in the Empire Strikes Back
My life currently consists predominantly of me working my real job and my pretend jobs and staying out of trouble as much as is possible for a fiery young lady. Most of the time you will catch me on my cell talking to Cindy about how I should be doing laundry and all the other day to day tasks I am neglecting. We then debate the life long problem with men and make no progress whatsoever so we change the subject and go "play" pool. Men, like always, come and go. Those of them that make a brief enough stay to actually be mentioned by name, generally are around only long enough to serve as some entertainment value. Something about me being drawn to pathological liars and psychos.... Nothing new really, but thats the current.
So this was previously on Cindy's page, but now Ill just put unrelated items here.I stated something like, for those of you who would inquire as to my love life...
"Well mom, things with B are not so good, one of his personalities broke up with me."
- This was soooo funny to me, untill B kind of redeemed himself. Seems he's not any crazier than any other man, he just had that stupid trunk full of issues that was confusing his mind. He's an okay guy all in all, and maybe one day you'll meet him in passing, maybe not.
I am thrilled to say things are looking up. Way up. I'm not gonna give you his name, don't want to jinx it, but this one is a take-home-to-not-only-mom-but-mama-and-dad-and-papa-and-cousins-ect type of guy.Something about this one is just different. Keep your fingers crossed and understand that huge smile plastered across my face.
I just got back from my business adventure in Seattle. I havent seen a bed in a good 36 hours and I am to say the least bit... um... cranky. We worked all day yesterday, flew all night, and I am at work today. Im tired, so I will not be returning calls or anything till tomorrow. I havent been to the gym in a week and I'm almost sure my plants will be dead when I do eventually make it to my apartment. Regular life... well I suppose is back to normal. Work missed me to an extent. So thats reassuring. That guy from above may as well be non-existant, (huge shock huh? haha) but no fear turn em and burn em right? And everyone is done with school for the season so I'm hoping to see much more of mis compadres in the near future. Summer is already filling out, so it will be interesting. Hopefully you will be involved. Good times-Hobocamp.
So, I called it. Mr April 28 doesnt exist. Chalk that one up for another imaginary boyfriend. I just changed my phone number, so if you are still calling the old number and getting a disconnect message, thats why, email me and I'll give you my new one. What else... hmm, Ive been ill the past week so I've been in hermit mode, and thats about it. Nothing too exciting here. I'll update more later.
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