How do you decide who to marry?
"You gotta find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with" -Kirsten, age 10
What is the right age to get married?
"Twenty-three is the best age because then you know the person FOREVER by then." -Camille, 10
"No age is good to get married at. You gotta be a fool to get married." -Freddie, age 6
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
"Both dont want anymore kids." Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
"On a first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Martin, age 10
What would you do on a first date that was going badly?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure that they wrote about me in all the dead columns." -Craig, age 9
When is it okay to kiss someone?
"When they're rich" -Pam, age 7 (and Cindy age 28)
"The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldnt mess with that." -Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone then you should marry them and have kids with them. Its the right thing to do." -Howard, age 8
Is it better to be single or to be married?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." -Theodore, age 8
How would you make a marriage work?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." -Ricky, age 10
