Well Howdy, there! My name is Michael, but in order to save time, I usually call myself mike. I am very outgoing and very eccentric. Umm... I really like to write, and I also enjoy designing webpages (which is why this is such a fun hobby!) I wanna give a big shout out to all of my Kansas City friends...

HEY CHELSEA!!!! YOu wanted to get on here so now you are, okay?

JOSEPH!!! I have a question? Who won the chess game!?

Yo kathy! Sorry about the awkwardness of my leave.... umm... yea... CAKE!!! (inside joke)

Okay, thats enough of that for now! Lets see, the greatest movie of all time is Monty Python and the Holy Grail (no contest there) but I gotta go now.. so cya l8er yall!

Hello, everyone! This is mike, on January 31st, 2005! I know I haven't updated this place hardly at all, but I figure I might as well do something to it. Springfield is weird. Or normal. Well, weird for a weird person. It's as though a red shift has occured (metaphorically speaking, the analogy refers to political philosophy). Even smart people are republican. I know you're surprised. It's very odd for me to see, seing as how I am incredibly anti-republican (but not democrat).

Well anyway, I might update this place pretty soon. If any of my old friends see this place, well, its interesting. By the way, Go nixa! If you lived down here you'd get it! Heheee. Ozark is weird. Well anyway. Have fun in the Big city everyone!!!

Sincerely,
Boredom