| Much Ado About Bunny Character List: Bebero, a lady Count Alex-Bebio, a count Bunneatrice, Bebero�s cousin Signor Stebedick, Alex-Bebio�s vain friend Don Amzzz Don Ernie princes Don Janey Don Julien Don Vik-tor, their bastard brother Messenger Boy L , a messenger boy Friar Wordsworth, a poet James Cagberry, a constable James Cagberry�s doll, Barbieges Signor Pestilence, a pestilence Patasar, a musician Margien Wiv Glarseez, Bebero�s maid wiv glarseez Davachio Wiv Glarseez, Don Vik-tor�s henchman wiv glarseez Ursula, a sea witch, and her eels Act 1 Scene 1 Messenger Boy L : I haveth news from afar! Bunneatrice: What ails thee? Messenger Boy L : The gallants hath returned from their African Safari Adventure! Oh, looketh! Here cometh the princes to the present spot. (enter Don Amzzz, Julien, Janey and Ernie) Don Ernie: HULLO! Don Janey: We hath returneth from our safari! Bunneatrice: What hath you brought back? (enter Stebedick and Count Alex-Bebio. Don Vik-tor enters insignificantly) Stebedick: Ahhh�look at all these treasures I have foundeth! Don Amzzz: Wot? Don Julien: Those art our treasures! Stebedick: Ummm� Bunneatrice: Oh! Do tell! Don Ernie: I hath foundeth a rainbow zebra! Amzzz: Well I hath foundeth this wonderful purkle dragon! Julien: Well I found two things. First I found a Wordsworth poem. But I burnt it. Then I found a magical money tree! Janey: I foundeth a bunch of daisies that got up and did the Hula. Count Alex-Bebio: I found this monocle!!! I think I love it! Bunneatrice: And Stebedick? What hath thou returned with? Stebedick: I got an arrow in my butt! Bunneatrice: Oh! A magical arrow! Or�CUPID�S ARROW! Stebedick: Ummm�no. It was a normal arrow. I shot myself while I was trying to catch a bear! Bunneatrice: Oh. *blink blankly for a while* Ahem. Ahahaha! Julien: Well�I am rather tiredeth! Amzzz: *snickers* He managed to shoot himself in the butt! *yawns* But I too am tiredeth, or I would teaseth you all the more. Ernie: Yes, yes. �Twas a weariful journey which is drawing to a close. But we shall always have the scar in Stebedick�s butt as a constant reminder of our success�and his idiocy. Bunneatrice: Ohe how rudeth of me! I canst let thee get tiredeth! WAKE UP!!! Bebero: Noe, noe. Thou art all welcome at my house. Thee too, Don Vik-tor. Janey: The bastard! Don Vik-tor: Wot? Janey: Nothing. Don Vik-tor: I am a man of few words. I do not speaketh much. Hardly at all. I am not a talker. I never talk. Ask anyone. I�m as quiet as a mouse. A mute mouse at that! A quiet mute mouse. One that doesn�t speak. That�s me. I don�t speak. I never ever speak. I think thou wilt find I never hath anything to talk about. I also have few opinions. Which I don�t voice. Stebedick is shoopid! No opinions. I never think aloud either. I�m a quiet thinker. I�d just like to say, although I don�t talk much� Alex-Bebio: QUIET YOU!!! *everyone stares* What? Don Vik-tor: As I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted by someone who can�t keepeth his mouth shut, I wish to express my gratitude for such a generous invitation. I do not receive many invitations, though there is no reason why THAT might be. I am most welcomed because I do not talk much. Because I am a man of few words. *crickets chirp* Hey, where hath they all gone? Act 1 Scene 2 Alex- Bebio: Ahhh�I think I�m in love! Stebedick: Noe. You�re not. Alex-Bebio: Yes I am! Stebedick: Quiet You!!! Alex-Bebio: I will ask my love to marry me! Stebedick: I said�QUIET YOU!!! Signor Pestilence: Love is a pestilence! Be gone, thy pestilences! (exeunt) |
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