| Act 1 Scene 3 Bunneatrice: Oh! I am so happy! There is to be a masked ball tonight! Tonight! Amzzz: Oh no! Janey: Not another one! Ernie: They�re so shoopid! Julien: And boring! Bunneatrice: Oh, what to wear? What to wear? I must be the prettiest of all! Now, you all have to dress girlishly� Janey: Let�s go as vampires! Ernie, Amzzz, Julien: YAY! (dress up) (enter Alex-Bebio) Alex-Bebio: Oh no! I�m so scaredeth! Julien: It�s just us, Alex-Bebio. Amzzz: We aren�t actually vampires! Alex-Bebio: Phew! That�s a weight off my mindeth! No wait�I�m still scaredeth! Ernie: Of what? Oh right�Bunneatrice is rather scary! Alex-Bebio: I�m too scared to ask Bebero to wed me! Arghhh!!! *scream* Ernie: Arrr�piece of eight. Janey: We were pirates last masked ball. Ernie: Arrr�dammit� Julien: Anyway� how bout Alex-Bebio gets someone else to ask Bebero to wed him. Amzzz: Hehehe�wimp� Janey: I�ll do it. Hehehe. Amzzz: This should be amusing. Maybe the masked ball won�t be so bad after-alleth! Signor Pestilence: What is all this talk of a ball? Am I invited? Whateth? I hath been rejected! Damn pestilences. AWAY! (exeunt) Act 1 Scene 4 (At the ball) Margien wiv Glarseez: I loveth thine glarseez! Davachio wiv Glarseez: Mine? I hath never seen such beautiful glarseez as thine glarseez. (waltz away) Bunneatrice: Dost thou knoweth Stebedick? Stebedick(in disguise): Ummm�I heard he was a hero! Bunneatrice: A hero? Ahahaha! Stebedick: Oh, he ist goodlookingeth also� Bunneatrice: That is the most amusingeth thing I have heard all night! Does thou like mineth costume? Stebedick: Yeseth, thou art a very convincing sack of potatoes. Bunneatrice: I am a prrrincess, you fool! Stebedick: Oh. Well I am a dog! Bunneatrice: Dogs aren�t purple. And they don�t have horns! Stebedick: What? Awww� (waltz away) Janey: OK Alex-Bebio, where art thine maiden who I shall asketh to wedeth you? Signor Pestilence: Ah! Tis a pestilence in the form of a vampire! (runs away) Janey: Ewwweth! I must findeth Alex-Bebio. Oh, there he is now. Greetings to thee Alex-Bebio. Alex-Bebio: Ah! A vampireth! Janey: Quiet you! Now, do you want me to asketh Bebero� Alex-Bebio: *butts in* Asketh Bebero! That�s righteth! I must asketh Bebero to wed me! I shall ride that purple steed to mineth maiden. Janey: QUIET YOU! I�m asking Bebero to wed thee. And that is no purple steed. That�s Stebedick, you fool! (waltz away) Ursula: Thou art good dancers! Eels: We knoweth! (waltz away) Amzzz: Wow, everyone has good costumes, huh! Ernie: (looks at Stebedick) Well, almost everyone� Julien: Yeah, wow! Those people look so real! There�s someone dressed as a sea witch! And some eels! Who�s small enough to fit in eel costumes? (waltz away) Bebero: I wish I was married! Then I wouldn�t have to waltz by myself. (waltz away) |
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