| Act 1 Scene 5 Janey: Bebero, marry Alex-Bebio! Bebero: Ohe, how romantic! Now I do not need to waltz by myself! Oh, Alex-Bebio! So brave! So gallant! So handsome! Janey: Ummm�yes. I�ll tell him the news. Bebero: Wilt thou waltz with me to Alex-Bebio? Janey: Noe. Waltz by yourself. Bebero: Fine! I shall waltz alone, for the last time! (waltz away) Alex-Bebio: What? Don Vik-tor: Yes! I know I am a man of few words and I never gossip. I never talk a lot. Looks like Don Janey, with that loose mouth full of talk and gossip, hath stolen your love. But I never speak, so you didn�t hear that. From me. Because I never speak. I never ever speak, or spread wild rumours. That is totally against my quiet nature. For, you see, I am a man of few words. Alex-Bebio: What? Grrr�eth. (waltz away) Bebero: Oh Alex-Bebio! Alex-Bebio: Oh Bebero! Janey: Oh�Don Vik-tor�thou art also here. (Don Vik-tor opens mouth) (Janey, Alex-Bebio and Bebero waltz to a quieter place) Bebero: Ah! Away from that motor mouth at last! Alex-Bebio: Thank goodness! Bebero: I loveth thee! Alex-Bebio: And I loveth thee! *clap hands* (enter Patasar) Alex-Bebio: Come, Patasar, I believe a song is in order. (Patasar sings) Bebero: AAAAH! Alex-Bebio: Yes, Patasar sings terribly indeed� Bebero: Noe, look what�s coming out of the fountain! It�s Ursula the Sea Witch! Ursula: I am going to steal your voice! Eels: Mwahahaha! (Ursula steals Patasar�s voice)(Ursula sings) Bebero: Argh! Ursula, you sounded better before! Ursula: What? Oh noe! Alex-Bebio: AHAHAHA! Thou soundeth like a freak! (eel bites Alex-Bebio) (enter the Dons)(not including Don Vik-tor) Amzzz: What is going oneth? Janey: I don�t know! Julien: I�m bored. Let�s set up Stebedick and Bunneatrice. Ernie: Hehehe�this shall be amusing. All: How funny! Signor Pestilence: Be gone, thy pestilences! (exeunt) Act 2 Scene 1 Alex-Bebio: Hoorah! I�m getting wed in the morrow! Stebedick: Too bad! �Tis your last night of freedom. (enter Don Amzzz, Ernie, Janey and Julien) Amzzz: Why, hullo! Ernie: What art thou doing? Stebedick: We art having a party tonight! Janey: Who is comingeth? Stebedick: Well�Don Vik-tor should be turning up� (enter Don Vik-tor) Don Vik-tor: Oh noeth! Julien: Whateth? Don Vik-tor: I am a man of few words! I� All: We have things to do! (exeunt) |
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