| Act 2 Scene 2 Stebedick: I think I shall read a book by this fountain. Messenger Boy L : Ok. (exit Messenger Boy L ) Stebedick: Hmmm�what is that? Someone is coming. (enter Messenger Boy L ) Messenger Boy L : I got thee a book! Stebedick: Is this Golden Wuthering Heights? Messenger Boy L : Yes. Stebedick: I have no need for this! (throws in fountain) Messenger Boy L : Ok.(exit) Stebedick: Hmmm�what is that? Someone is coming. (Stebedick hides) (enter Alex-Bebio, Don Amzzz, Ernie, Janey and Julien) Amzzz: Ahhh�this fountain looks like a fountain. Ernie: Yes. Let us rest here. Alex-Bebio: Bebero toldeth me some juicy gossip! Janey: Oh! What is it? Alex-Bebio: Bunneatrice is in love with Stebedick! (Stebedick falls out of a tree)(others ignore him) Julien: Really? Poor Bunneatrice. Stebedick: Hmmm�that was close, lucky for me my fall was broken by this clump of�THORNS?!?! AHHH! (Stebedick runs around flapping his arms)(others still ignore him) Alex-Bebio: *yells* AS I was SAYING, Bunneatrice is in love with Stebedick! Stebedick: Quiet you! I mean�uh oh. (runs and hides behind tree) (enter Patasar) Patasar: Shall I provide thee with some beautiful serenading? Amzzz: Ummm�I don�t think� (Patasar starts singing) All: *sigh* Stebedick: I believeth it not! Bunneatrice? In loveth with me? (Stebedick�s ego begins to inflate rapidly) Hmmm�of COURSE she�s in love with me! (flexes muscles) Why, I bet everyone is in love with me! I�m on top of the world! Life is good! I am perfect! (Stebedick trips over rock and lands again in pile of thorns) Stebedick: AAAAH! (everybody exeunt laughing) Act 2 Scene 3 Stebedick: Owww! These thorns in my butt hurt! (enter Bunneatrice) Bunneatrice: I have been sent, against my will, to tend to your wounds. Stebedick: (to himself) There is a double meaning in that! She does not want to see me in pain, for she loves me too much! Bunneatrice: Didst thou say something? Stebedick: No! Ahhh�here, tend my wounds. (drops his pants) Bunneatrice: *screams* Arghhh! I am horrified! (Bunneatrice runs away) Stebedick: Oh! She can�t stand to see my wounded flesh! She must really love me! (exit) Bunneatrice: What was that about? I shall ponder. (enter Bebero and Margien wiv glarseez) Bebero: Did you hear about Stebedick? Margien W.G.: Oh yes, he ist in loveth with Bunneatrice! Bunneatrice: GASPETH! I must hide! (Bunneatrice runs and jumps into fountain) Bebero: Poor Bunneatrice. I don�t know what she ever dideth to deserve an oaf like that. Margien W.G.: As long as Stebedick is not in loveth with me� Bebero: You�d better watch outeth, you�re singleth! Margien W.G.: Oh noeth! But if he loveth Bunneatrice then I need not worryeth. Bebero: But Stebedick is quicketh to change hearteth. Margien W.G.: *gaspeth* What if he falleth for thine Alex-Bebio? Bebero: Come Margien Wiv Glarseez. I shall not let that happeneth. Stebedick must not falleth for Alex-Bebio! (exeunt) Bunneatrice: I am confused! Doth Stebedick loveth me, Margien wiv glarseez or Alex-Bebio? I must winneth him back! (exit) Act 3 Scene 1 (next to Bebero�s window) Davachio Wiv Glarseez: Oh, woe ist me! Margien Wiv Glarseez: Whatever is the mattereth? Davachio Wiv Glarseez: Thine glarseez are so much bettereth than mine! Margien Wiv Glarseez: WAS? Thine glarseez are glorious! Davachio W.G.: So, we both like each other�s glarseez yet dislike our own�I haveth an idea! Margien W.G.: We should swap glarseez? Davachio W.G.: Well, I was actually thinking we could tar and feather Stebedick to cheer us up, but that�s an even better idea! (They swap glarseez) (exeunt) Act 3 Scene 2 Friar Wordsworth: (monotonously) We gather here today to witness the becoming of oneness with nature and the universality of Dorothy�um, I mean, the solitary reaper�s beautiful song� Don Amzzz: Um�Wordsworth, no we aren�t. Friar Wordsworth: Ohe. Then whateth art we here for? Don Julien: Bebero and Alex-Bebio�s wedding! *make exasperated noise* |
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