1) Why is it that McDonalds is still counting the number of people they have served.
A: It all has to do with pancakes on doghouses...
2) I'll make him an offer he can't refuse?
A: Chex Mix, Fanta, Hot Chicks, Lazy Boy; nuff said.
3) Why is it that KU lost to Iowa State 45 to 3?
A: Because teams with fake mascots and students who get lost on Jefferson St. aren't good at much of anything.
4) Does anyone consider MN a part of the United States of America?
A: I dub you: Whore. It's a state.
5) When is my birthday?
A: Either Sept 25th, or July 13th...depending on who is writing the questions.
6) Describe the color red?
A: The color of Brian's face when he is offered a diaphragm.
7) Are you "no pants?"
A: Hell yeah! 100% white towels and Damn sexy.
8) Who has, and is going to, cheat on their taxes this year?
A: Clint, that CHEATING bastard!
9) Currently, what is taped to my desktop computer?
A) A Pin-wheel...dog, best represent.