| "The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God." - Steel Magnolias "Tea without milk is so uncivilized." - The Great Escape "You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? Well, I think we only use ten percent of our hearts." - Wedding Crashers "Where are your ears?" - Fantastic Four "This is the captain. We may experience a little turbulence and then explode." - Serenity �It�s all for nothing if you don�t have freedom.� � Braveheart �I�d rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.� � Steel Magnolias �Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat.� � Notting Hill �The key to a woman�s heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.� � Finding Forrester �Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to bed at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.� � Good Will Hunting �I know you�re tired. I know you�re hurting, and I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn�t be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.� � The Replacements �It�s a secret wanting. Like a song I can�t stop hunting. Or loving someone you can never have.� � White Oleander �Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.� � Bruce Almighty �I can�t control her, any more than I can control the weather.� � Sweet Home Alabama �Your mom goes to college.� � Napoleon Dynamite �If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night, and your beauty, last forever.� � A Knight�s Tale �The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.� � Steel Magnolias �That�s why her hair�s so big � it�s full of secrets.� � Mean Girls �If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long, satisfying life and a cold, horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn�t give you the satisfaction. Skate.� � The Cutting Edge �Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull�s-eye.� � Wedding Crashers �If you want to be worshipped, go to India and moo.� � Quiz Show �Wind can do it, we can do it.� � A Far Off Place �There are times when we�re dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, �Why the hell am I still living here?� And then they call. And I remember.� � Rent �Walkin� backwards, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster.� � Dinosaur �I don�t scratch my head unless it itches and I don�t dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That�s just the way it is.� � Remember the Titans �I�m sorry, all I heard was, �Blah blah blah I�m a dirty tramp�.� � Mr. Deeds �Being nice when you say something pricky is even prickier.� � Center Stage �And I shall call him �squishy�, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy.� � Finding Nemo �All I can say is, I hope this isn�t a real emergency, because I only brought one bottle of vodka.� � Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood �I know you can fight. But it�s our wits that make us men.� � Braveheart �If you want big rewards, you�ve got to take big risks.� � Summer Catch �Mr. Madison, what you have just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I aware you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.� � Billy Madison �We all must fear evil, but the evil we must fear the most is the indifference of good men.� � Boondock Saints �The man is the head of the household, but the woman is the neck. And the neck can turn the head in any direction.� � My Big Fat Greek Wedding |
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