| �It doesn't matter. I won't be in the history books anyway, only you. Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them, Franklin, Washington, and the horse, conducted the entire revolution by themselves.� � 1776 �Why don�t we just rob God while we�re up here?� � Dungeons and Dragons �Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.� � The Outsiders �Soylent Green is people!� � Soylent Green �Open the pod bay doors, HAL.� � 2001: A Space Odyssey �I am serious. And don�t call me Shirley.� � Airplane! �Yo, Adrian!� � Rocky �It�s in that place where I put that thing that time.� � Hackers �When we first started hanging out together this morning we were just friends, but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So, I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes, have sex with her, but no seriously, Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you.� � Wet Hot American Summer �Hello, gorgeous.� � Funny Girl �Toga! Toga!� � Animal House �Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.� � Dracula �Oh, no. It wasn�t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.� � King Kong �My precious.� � Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers �Attica! Attica!� � Dog Day Afternoon �Sawyer, you�re going out a youngster, but you�re coming back a star!� � 42nd Street �Round up the usual suspects.� � Casablanca �Listen to me, mister. You�re my knight in shining armor. Don�t you forget it. You�re going to get back on that horse, and I�m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we�re gonna go, go, go!� � On Golden Pond �Tell �em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.� � Knute Rockne: All American �A martini. Shaken, not stirred.� � Goldfinger �Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A Former greens keeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracle� It�s in the hole!� � Caddyshack �Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!� � Auntie Mame �I feel the need � the need for speed!� � Top Gun �My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.� � Yankee Doodle Dandy �I�ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!� � The Wizard of Oz �I�m king of the world!� � Titanic �He chose poorly.� � Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade �The greatest thing you�ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.� � Moulin Rouge �Why do we never recognize when love begins, but always when it ends?� � Sliding Doors �If you can�t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you�d like.� � Garden State �Mr. President, New York abstains, courteously.� � 1776 �Douche bags are hygienic products. I take that as a compliment. Thank you.� � Wet Hot American Summer �There are times when a corps commander�s life does not count.� � Gettysburg �That�s Ren and Stimpy. They�re way existential.� � Clueless �Colonel Von Luger, it is the sworn duty of all officers to try to escape.� � The Great Escape �Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! Not that you had to.� � Van Wilder |
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