| Season 1 |
| HORATIO: She was hanging on.
MEGAN: No. She was hanging on. HORATIO: She was hanging on. (�Golden Parachute�) SPEED: Man, I didn�t know. DELKO: Yeah, well, there�s a lot you don�t know. (�Golden Parachute�) SPEED: That�s a warrant to search the premises. JIM TIGERFISH: For what? SPEED: For items looted from an air crash site. What�d you think, you were going to sell them on eBay? (�Golden Parachute�) CALLEIGH: That smells good. DELKO: A little caf� Cubano. Put some hair on your chest. CALLEIGH: Don�t you just say the sweetest things. (�Losing Face�) CALLEIGH: My guess is he got jumped right in the middle of Letterman. SPEED: Top ten ways to get your head blown off. (�Losing Face�) ALEXX: I think we�re going to need a bigger body bag. (�Wet Foot, Dry Foot�) HORATIO: Now, are you going to rebut everything I�m saying? MARIN: Yes. HORATIO: Excellent. (�Wet Foot, Dry Foot�) MEGAN: Talked to the marina manager. SPEED: Did he give you anything? MEGAN: A migraine. (�Wet Foot, Dry Foot�) DRAKE HAMILTON: You said our entire genetic makeup is in one cell. How do we escape that? HORATIO: Your family? You stop procreating. (�Just One Kiss�) DELKO: Artie�s Adult Playground? HORATIO: Do you know Artie? DELKO: Do you know Artie? HORATIO: Just go get the address, Eric. (�Ashes to Ashes�) LAW STUDENT: I�m a third-year law student from U of M. SPEED: Congratulations. LAW STUDENT: And I know that it�s illegal for you guys to keep us here. SPEED: You know what? You�re right, actually, but as a human being, I think you have an obligation to cooperate like everyone else. So why don�t you get back in line for me, okay? Thank you. (�Broken�) SPEED: Hey, Megan, did you miss me? DELKO: She actually forgot your name. (�Breathless�) CALLEIGH: Do you believe her story? HORATIO: I don�t know. I guess that depends on whether you like seeing men dress up in your underwear or not. CALLEIGH: Personally, leather chaps, nothing else. That was a joke. (�Breathless�) HORATIO: Your average adult has been clocked at two-and-a-half to three miles per hour, but to my knowledge, a toddler has never been road tested. (�Slaughterhouse�) HORATIO: So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot rifle? CALLEIGH: Hot flashes. But that�s just me. (�Kill Zone�) HORATIO: You just killed four innocent people. You�re evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own. (�Kill Zone�) HORATIO: Have you considered a transfer to SWAT? CALLEIGH: I don�t look good in all black. HORATIO: I beg to differ. (�Kill Zone�) MEGAN: Neil Diamond CD. Love songs. DELKO: Oh, now we know why he was killed. (�A Horrible Mind�) HORATIO: A present for you from Alexx. CALLEIGH: Nasal mucus. And it isn�t even my birthday. (�Camp Fear�) DELKO: Engines on that baby cost more than your car. SPEED: Maybe more than your car. (�Camp Fear�) CALLEIGH: You know, it�s bad enough when you�re in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it�s even worse when grandma�s kiss links you to the scene. (�Entrance Wound�) DELKO: Wife�s ready to make a deal. She�s very opposed to the death penalty, especially when it�s applied to her. (�Entrance Wound�) HORATIO: Bag it, tag it, and let�s see what else is here. (�Bunk�) KEITH SEWELL: I don�t do old woman. Nothing over 25. CALLEIGH: A convicted rapist with standards. (�Bunk�) DELKO: I�ve heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility. SPEED: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck. DELKO: Yeah, or permanently screwed. (�Dead Woman Walking�) |