| HORATIO: Right, so let�s check into zoos, animal shows, circuses, anywhere an Eastern European with bad teeth could have access to an ape. (�Evidence of Things Unseen�)
HORATIO: Yes, let�s go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler. (�Evidence of Things Unseen�) HORATIO: Jeans, T-shirt, K-Mart socks. TRIPP: Big spender. (�Evidence of Things Unseen�) ALEXX: I think I just set some kind of postmortem speed record. (�Simple Man�) HAGEN: I�m just saying, it�s a hell of a lonely road he�s walking. CALLEIGH: Well, that�s why I�m walking it with him. (�Simple Man�) HORATIO: How do you feel? CALLEIGH: Like a hummingbird on twelve cups of coffee. (�Dispo Day�) HORATIO: This cocaine did not come from Haiti. SPEED: Not unless Haiti�s in the middle of our crime lab. (�Dispo Day�) DELKO: Car�s stolen. CALLEIGH: Based on�? DELKO: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition. (�Dispo Day�) JAMES FUKES: You�re not going to be able to prove a thing. HORATIO: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI. (�Double Cap�) HORATIO: You know what they say. You lie down with the devil, you wake up in Hell. (�Double Cap�) SPEED: I love hotel rooms. Body fluids everywhere. (�Double Cap�) WAITER: I didn�t touch her. CALLEIGH: You don�t have to touch somebody to shoot them. (�Double Cap�) HORATIO: It�s not important what people say about us. It�s only important what we know to be true about ourselves. (�Grave Young Men�) SPEED: Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says �crime scene�. TED ZINK: Hey, I got permit to be here. SPEED: Oh. You got a permit." TED ZINK: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec. SPEED: Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night. TED ZINK: Whoa, hold on� SPEED: I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party. TED ZINK: You misunderstood me� SPEED: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys. TED ZINK: You know what? Maybe I � I� Maybe I should just wait until you're finished. SPEED: That's a capital idea, Ted. (�Spring Break�) DELKO: Two disposable cameras. More pictures� SPEED: More porn. DELKO: I won�t be taking this to one-hour photo. (�Freaks and Tweaks�) CALLEIGH: Aren�t you supposed to be off this case? ALEXX: Jones got the report. Can�t help it if I can read upside down. (�Freaks and Tweaks�) TRIPP: Everybody take their left hand and stick it out, please. Left hands� Your other left, scruffy. (�Freaks and Tweaks�) HAGEN: Where have you been? CALLEIGH: I took a drive�got some fresh air�I apprehended an escaped felon. (�Body Count�) SPEED: One man�s family album is another man�s porn. (�Body Count�) HORATIO: Alexx, you think they were killed in the crash? ALEXX: Not unless they each crashed into a bullet. (�Body Count�) DELKO: Had my phone on vibrate. I was, uh, a little busy. SPEED: Yeah? DELKO: Didn�t want to be interrupted. SPEED: Busy with the left hand? DELKO: Funny. (�Body Count�) |