| SARA: Wow. This stuff rocks. I love bathrooms. (�Anonymous�) PAUL MILLANDER: I-I-I call it ... �Good versus Evil.� You like it? GRISSOM: Yeah, it reminds me of our supervisor on days. (�Anonymous�) GREG: So...what�s the pot up to? NICK: We don�t bet on cases. GREG: Ah. Of course you don�t. So who�s winning? WARRICK AND NICK: I am. (�Anonymous�) GRISSOM: You know, high altitude enhances the entire sexual experience. It increases the euphoria. SARA: Well...it�s good. I don�t know if it�s that good. (�Unfriendly Skies�) GREG: Well, what you got here is a nice Bordeaux and a Starbucks blend. No blood. No saliva. (�Unfriendly Skies�) GRISSOM: You get a missing person. Sheryl Applegate. Her husband notified the police that she took the car and headed to L.A., but she never showed up. A few hours ago, P.D. found her car at the bus station. They requested a CSI. NICK: She took the bus instead. Case solved. (�Sex, Lies, and Larvae�) SARA: But we can bury him under evidence. You�re the one who�s always saying it�s better to have one piece of forensic evidence than ten eyewitnesses. GRISSOM: What, do you tape everything I say? (�Sex, Lies, and Larvae�) GREG: Now, I�ve done this procedure on jeans and leather jackets but never on something like this. It�s very see-through. Very Jennifer Lopez. NICK: Down, boy. (�I-15 Murders�) WARRICK: But when a window is broken from the inside, which is what a Peckerwood like you would do, Haeckel marks form right angles to the outside of the window. (�I-15 Murders�) GRISSOM: That�s my �Big Mouth Billy Bass.� It�s better than a watchdog. I got valuable stuff in here, you know. (�I-15 Murders�) GRISSOM: Alas, poor Warrick. (�Boom�) GRISSOM: I can�t tell if he�s brilliant�or nuts. (�Boom�) CATHERINE: So...you thinking what I�m thinking? GRISSOM: How amazing the universe is. Everything made from the same carbon -- stars to trees, trucks to human bones. CATHERINE: Mmm...no. I-I was thinking that we have about 100 bone fragments. We could I.D. this body before the end of the shift. (�To Halve and to Hold�) CATHERINE: Are the bones whispering to you? (�To Halve and to Hold�) GREG: Skeletal muscle of Mel Bennett. It goes in�contents come out. In 30 seconds -- bioassay. I like saying that word. Bioassay. Sounds Nubian. (�To Halve and to Hold�) CATHERINE: I can�t believe I�ve been in this town twenty years and I�ve never seen the Liberace Museum. BRASS: That�s funny. I was just here a couple days ago. (�Table Stakes�) GREG: Okay, but here�s where you break out the can of creep repellent. The fingernail and the semen share half the DNA markers in common. (�Table Stakes�) SARA: Any luck on 23rd street? GRISSOM: I, uh, broke in my new shoes. That�s about it. (�Too Tough to Die�) GREG: It�s uranium. NICK: Are you serious? GREG: Simple quantum mechanics. When the molecule is bombarded with energy at a specific level the electrons excite, causing the mineral to glow. And, at this wavelength, it�s definitely uranium. NICK: Which is radioactive. Do we need to evacuate the building or anything? GREG: The amount is trace. We should be fine. NICK: You sure? GREG: No. (�Face Lift�) SARA: Interesting voice mail you left me. WARRICK: What�s that? SARA: �Meet me behind CSI and bring a cotton nightgown.� I�d wear it for you but, uh, I prefer pajamas. (�Face Lift�) NICK: Dude, you�re sick. Man, you�ve officially lost it. GREG: No, no. There�s this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse�s underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I�m just a romantic. NICK: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee...letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells. GREG: Ahh, that�s boring. (�$35K O.B.O.�) BRASS: Yeah, I know. You know, I...I can�t believe you messed up the crime scene. GRISSOM: The body fell out when I opened the door. It happens. We move on. BRASS: Mmm. Going to bother you all day. (�$35K O.B.O.�) |