| BRASS: Take her with. I think every new hire should experience an autopsy on their first night. (�Pilot�) WARRICK: Oh, he�s lying. That�s why I took this job. I can always tell when whitey�s talking out his ass. It�s a gift. (�Pilot�) WARRICK: Whose blood is that? GRISSOM: The new girl�s. Would you like to donate? WARRICK: Hell, no. (�Pilot�) GRISSOM: Concentrate on what cannot lie -- the evidence. (�Pilot�) CATHERINE: I can sit here and I can baby you and I can tell you to quit but I�m not going to do that, because I really love my job. We�re just a bunch of kids that are getting paid to work on puzzles. Sometimes there�s a piece that�s missing. Sometimes we solve it in one night. (�Pilot�) GRISSOM: May I see your toilet? (�Pilot�) NICK: Yeah? How do you know all this crap? GRISSOM: It�s our job to know stuff. (�Cool Change�) SARA: What�s a �bling-bling�? CATHERINE: Got me. (�Cool Change�) GREG: Well, according to my DNA data the types are 814 quadrillion to one that your suspect is our killer. SARA: Pretty good stats! Whoo! CATHERINE: Yeah, considering there�s only about six billion people in the world. (�Cool Change�) SARA: Excuse me, is my evaluation interrupting you? GRISSOM: No, no, no. I barely heard you. SARA: Glad I have a healthy ego. (�Crate n� Burial�) SARA: Gruesome, Grissom. (�Crate n� Burial�) GRISSOM: You have to see the birthday present I got for your daughter. SARA: What�s the rule? How long do I have to be here before I start kicking in for gifts? CATHERINE: When the spirit moves you, Sara. So, in your case, I guess, never. (�Crate n� Burial�) SARA: Hey, Grissom...could you come tape me up? GRISSOM: I love my work. (�Crate n� Burial�) SARA: Fine suit. And, well, just fine. NICK: That�s harassment. SARA: Hey, we have one locker room, and it�s my job to be observant. (�Pledging Mr. Johnson�) DR. CORBETT: How did this get on his penis? (�Pledging Mr. Johnson�) GRISSOM: I come here for calamari. CATHERINE: Oh. Alone? GRISSOM: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it. (�Pledging Mr. Johnson�) WARRICK: Let me guess. Radiohead or Rage against the machine. GREG: Actually, it�s an audio book on restriction enzyme analysis and DNA typing. PCR fingerprinting. Choice. (�Pledging Mr. Johnson�) WARRICK: Only clue he�s got is a missing boat which sucks, �cause...it�s missing. (�Pledging Mr. Johnson�) GREG: My name is Paul and this is between y�all. (�Friends & Lovers�) GRISSOM: By law, you got to disclose everything -- three bedrooms, two baths, and a skeleton. (�Who Are You?�) GRISSOM: Uh, Nick, weren�t you going to go and do the, uh... At the...? NICK: Yeah. Yeah, okay, I�ll do that. (�Who Are You?�) CATHERINE: Skin samples from under the woman�s fingernails are consistent with Ed�s. I saw some bruises but Eddie�s style has always been very...involved...vigorous. GRISSOM: Vigorous? WARRICK: She�s trying to tell you Eddie likes it rough. (�Who Are You?�) NICK: Can you pinpoint a beach? GREG: I don�t know. I might have to do some field research. Hey, you think Grissom would send me to Hawaii? (�Who Are You?�) GREG: So you used to work at the French Palace? CATHERINE: That�s right. GREG: You know, my friends and I used to go there. CATHERINE: Really? GREG: Payday Fridays. CATHERINE: Uh-huh. GREG: Maybe I saw you perform? CATHERINE: Oh, I doubt it. GREG: Why? CATHERINE: You would have remembered. (�Who Are You?�) GRISSOM: Teams, Conrad? I didn�t know this was a competition. ECKLIE: Well, it is, and my crew usually wins. GRISSOM: Really? Didn�t graveyard beat day shift in softball last summer? ECKLIE: You know, you can joke all you want. It�s your ass on the line. GRISSOM: I think it was 14-3. (�Blood Drops�) |
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