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• 1   The headline     “President Obama made 1^st mention of Lil’ Wayne & LeBron James, in his 7-16-09 NAACP address, upon the issue of expanding youths’ Rap & Hoop Dreams.” in “N-CNN”

• 1   The headline    “President Obama signs Health Care bill today in response to emergency coverage for The Katrina Refugees.” in “N-CNN: N-SPAN2: HUAC1”

• 1 The headline  “Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash-Kings 2009 (1): Jay-Z ($35M), Sean “Puff-Diddy” Combs ($30M), Kanye West ($25M)…” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline  “Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash-Kings 2009 (2): … 50 Cent & Akon ($20M each), Lil Wayne ($18M), Timbaland ($17M), Pharell Williams ($16M), T-Pain ($15M),  Eminem ($14M)…” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline  “Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash-Kings 2009 (3): … Dr. Dre ($13M), Snoop Dogg ($11M), Ludacris ($10M), Common, will.i.am, T.I., & Swizz Beatz ($8M each)…” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline  “Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash-Kings 2009 (4): … Andre 3K & Big Boi ($7M each), and Flo Rida, Rick Ross, The Game, & Young Jeezy ($6M).” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “50 Cent’s industry-attorney team sues Taco Bell for 4-million over unauthorized food-endorsement ad in 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Andre 3K was arrested, instead of ticketed, outside of Atlanta, (3-28-09), for speeding in his 2007 Porsche Carrera.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Andre 3K’s Hip-Hop cartoon, ‘Class of 3000’, receives the 2007 Emmy Award for Individual Achievement in Animation.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Beyonce receives the 2009 Woman of the Year Award.” in “N-CNN”            

• 1 The headline “Beyonce receives the 2009 Woman of the Year Award.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Cash: Minimum Wage increases from $6.55 to $7.25 in August 2009.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Cash: Social Security (SSI/SSDI) at monthly $424 with $172 food-stamp voucher-card for August 2008” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• 1 The headline “Chicago’s murder-rate reigns uncontested by N.Y. and L.A. for Summer 2009’s gun-crimes.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Chris Brown receives 5 years probation, on 8-26-09, for domestic assault on Rhianna.” in “N-CNN”             

• 1 The headline “Chris Brown receives 5 years probation, on 8-26-09, for domestic assault on Rhianna.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “C-Murder was sentenced to Life Without Parole in August of 2009.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “DMC honored with a renamed NYC St.: The corner of 205th S. & Hollis Ave., located in Hollis, Queens, will now be renamed ‘Run DMC JMJ Way’ for 2009.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. charted Oprah Winfrey & Chris Rock’s slave history in 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested, July 2009, for disorderly conduct at his backdoor, when he disturbed his own home security alarm system.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Drake’s knee gave out and fell him in front of 22,000 fans at the Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden during the ‘America’s Most Wanted’ tour beginning 7-27-09.” in “N-CNN: HLN1”
• 1 The headline “Flavor-Flave carries Public Enemy extra-national during Chuck-D’s XM-Sirius radio merger-negotiations of 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Foxy Brown & Lil’ Kim sued by Simon & Schuster in 2008: Simon & Schuster paid Foxy Brown $75,000 in 2005 for a book in 2006, and Lil' Kim $40,000 in 2003 for a book in 2004.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Foxy Brown & Lil’ Kim were sued by Simon & Schuster in 2008 for books they promised to write, but never delivered.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Foxy Brown was booed on stage at her 2009 Connecticut concert.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Hip-Hop Publisher: ABC CLIO: Greenwood: Creger: 130 Cremona Dr., Santa Barbara, CA., 93117, 805-968-1911, and 805-968-1911 x103, [email protected]  .” in “N-SPAN2”
• 1 The headline “Hip-Hop Publisher: Triple Crown Publication, P.O. Box 6888, Columbus, OH., 43205, 800-266-5564, Vicki Stringer.” in “N-SPAN2”
• 1 The headline “Ice Cube’s musicology scholarship goes to Lindsay Miller for a full-ride at McNally Smith College of Music.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Jay-Z & Kanye backed Big Shaun’s song ‘Gone Get Cha Some’ for release in August 2009.” in “N-CNN: HLN1”

• 1 The headline “Jay-Z & Oprah tours Brooklyn for O Magazine: New best friends as food for thought.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Jay-Z & T-Pain performed ‘D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)’ together at Hot 97’s Summer Jam in June 2009, where Jay-Z lambasts Auto-Tuners to ‘get back to rap/You T-Painin’ too much.’ ” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Jay-Z’s 2009 album ‘Blueprint 3’ includes song ‘D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)’ that baits rappers to ‘just get violet’ with him about beef.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Jay-Z’s protégé Robert Rosado was arrested Monday, (7-6-09), and charged with second-degree murder for fatally stabbing Christopher Guerrero, at 330 East 26th Street, in June (6-15-09).” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Lauryn Hill & Marley will make a high-profile appearance in the 2009 3^rd Montreux Jazz Festival, today (7/3-18/09).” in “N-CNN: MJ1”
• 1 The headline “Lil Kim and Faith clowned each other at Puffy’s 2009 White Party in California. Even their male dates were drawn into a potentially violent beef due to their women trading insults.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Lil’ Wayne making the 2009 Forbes’ Hip-Hop Cash-Kings List, by earning $18M in sales, is consequently drawing attacks that Lil’ Wayne doesn’t even write his own raps—just like when D.O.C. ghostwrote Easy-E’s classics.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Mario & Gucci Mane is #1 with Break Up: Top Radio Airplay for August 2008.” in “N-CNN”                       

• 1 The headline “Mario & Gucci Mane is #1 with Break Up: Top Radio Airplay for August 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Marion Barry has been arrested and charged with misdemeanor stalking (7-4-09). About 8:45 p.m., in Anacostia Park, a Washington woman claimed he was stalking her.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Marion Barry was arrested, (7-4-09), but not convicted of stalking one Washington woman, while adding another (his ex-girlfriend) to his council’s payroll.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. 1978-1999 and early SNCC activist, is set to run for president in 2012, but his political-career is perpetually being marred by convictions of taboo-sex, hardcore-drug, and Voodoo-economic ousts.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Marion Barry’s documentary ‘The Nine Lives of Marion Barry’, directed by Dana Flor & Toby Oppenheimer, airs on HBO 8-10-09. It will profile his achievements, failures, and folk-hero rebirths.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Master-P’s brother, C-Murder, is free, tonight. C-Murder was convicted by a jury for the fatal club-shooting of a 16-year-old on Jan. 12, 2002, but after a $500,000 bond, a judge tossed the conviction.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Master-P’s brother’s (C-Murder) club-shooting surveillance footage is still posted on You Tube.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Michael Vick signed 1 year contract with Eagles for $1.6M, August 2009, after serving 16 months for dog-fighting.” in “N-CNN: HLN1”
• 1 The headline “Mumia Abu-Jamal’s new book, ‘Jailhouse Lawyers: Prisoners Defending Prisoners v. the USA’ was released March 1, 2009.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “NAS & FILA partner in 2008 for a gym-shoe deal: Congratulations.”
• 1 The headline “Nasir & Kelis's first-son delivered healthy, yesterday, 7-21-09: Congratulations.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Nasir Jones has one son with ex-wife Kelis Rogers, and one 12-year-old daughter with ex-fiancée Carmen Bryan. Nasir Jones married Kelis Rogers, January 2005, and divorced, April 2009, of irreconcilable differences.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Omarion dropped from Young Money for allegedly leaking tracks in August 2009.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Omarion dropped from Young Money for allegedly leaking tracks in August 2009.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Pleasure P glosses the cover of VIBE magazine’s last August 2009 issue. Vibe announced it was stopping publication, July 2009.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Professor Marc Lynch of George Washington University is publishing that The Game vs. Jay-Z and Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent is standard balance-of-power politics.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Puffy is counting his change and cancelling all of his private-jet flights due to the rise of fuel-costs: Devil, you’ve stopped this nigga from chasing Summer this 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Puffy’s 2009 White Party in California sparked-beef between Faith’s husband (Todd Russaw) and Lil Kim’s date (producer Choke No Joke) due to their women clowning one another.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Puffy’s 2009 White Party: Actor Dennis Da Menace (Notorious’ D-Roc) & singer Devante Swing of Jodeci helped calm the potentially violent beef between Faith’s husband (Todd Russaw) & Lil Kim’s date (producer Choke No Joke).” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “R. Kelly will perform at The Sun City Superbowl (6-27-09), and at the Cape Town Grand West Casino (6-29-09). Tickets on sale at Computicket (R250 - R550).” in “N-CNN: MJ1”

• 1 The headline “Shout-out to Aynjul of Decatur, The Real Ms. Cherry of Atlanta, and Ms. Mica of Dallas.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Shout-out to The Infamous CHAKA of Los Angeles, California.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Stevie Wonder, congratulations on the Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for 2008.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “T.I. begins serving a 366 day sentence (3-27-09).” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• 1 The headline “T.I.’s partner, Philant Johnson, was executed in Midwestern-city, Cincinnati, Ohio in 2006, so Shiloh Maloney now keeps trigger-lusty street-urchins too busy recording.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “The 2009 government-issued Automotive Coupon Program known as ‘Cash for Clunkers’ is not a success because low-income citizens complain that the $650 redemption rate is too low.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “The Deal: Hip-Hop Internationals: Gong of Jamaica, Akon of Ghana, and K’naan of  Somalia.” in “N-CNN: TD1”
• 1 The headline “The Deal: Nikki Manage, Mister Cartoon, Maino, Dead Prez, Pac Div, Mack 10, Fabulous, and …50 Cent.” in “N-CNN: TD1”
• 1 The headline “The history of Cool Herc and Rosa Parks vs. Outkast” in “N-CNN: TD1: N-HSTRY-CH.” 

• 1 The headline “The review of  Yvonne Bynoe’s  ‘Encyclopedia of Rap and Hip Hop Culture’ (9-29-08, Greenwood, $22.50).” in “N-SPAN2”
• 1 The headline “The review of ‘5 Days in the A’.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “The review of ‘The Hip-Hop Era: 1980-2030’.” in “N-CNN”             

• 1 The headline “The review of ‘The Hip-Hop Era: 1980-2030’.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “The review of ‘The Little Black-Book of Hip-Hop’.” in “N-CNN”                  

• 1 The headline “The review of ‘The Little Black-Book of Hip-Hop’.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “The Source Magazine: The Hip-Hop Bible: 11 Broadway, 3^rd Floor, New York City, New York, 10004, (212) 253-3700 Off., (212) 253-9344 Fax” in “N-SPAN2: L&F”
• 1 The headline “T-Pain was involved in a freak-accident on a golf-cart Friday (3-27-09) that left him with serious injuries. T-Pain suffered facial cuts, abrasions, and lost 4 teeth in the accident. The dental-set is still unknown.” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”

• 1 The headline “Venus & Serena Williams, with new Miami Dolphins deal, are the 1st. Black women to co-own an NFL franchise.” in “N-CNN”              

• 1 The headline “Venus & Serena Williams, with new Miami Dolphins deal, are the 1st. Black women to co-own an NFL franchise.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “VIBE magazine has been purchased by Uptown Magazine & Blackrock Digital and re-launches January of 2010.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline “Vibe magazine stops print, today (7-1-09). Quincy Jones may or may not buy Vibe back.” in “N-CNN: MJ1: N-SPAN2”
• 1 The headline “Wu-Tang-RZA’s first book, ‘The Wu-Tang Manual’ (2004), is the spiritualistic and philosophic prelude to ‘The Tao of Wu’ (2009), where RZA’s own personal journey to enlightenment is chronicled.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Wu-Tang-RZA’s second book entitled, ‘The Tao of Wu’, releases in October 2009, following his first book, ‘The Wu-Tang Manual’ (2004).” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline “Z4: 4 Little Boys: 4 Black-American boys (9 to 14-years-old) gang-raped an 8-year-old girl in Phoenix, Arizona, on 7-16-09. The Liberian-American minors will be tried in the U.S.” in “N-CNN”

• 1 The headline eulogy “MC Breed represented Michigan to the fullest and will be missed from coast to coast.” in “N-CNN”
• 1 The headline eulogy “Samuel Ferguson of Don Diva magazine was murdered in front of his home in Miami in August 2009.” in “N-CNN”

• 2 The eulogy “Iz the Wiz (Michael Martin) died, (6-17-09), of a heart attack at age 50 in Florida. ‘Iz’ was the longest-reigning all-city throw-up king in N.Y.C.’s graffiti-history.” In “N-CNN: CHAKA 89: MJ”
• 2 The headline  “Cash Money’s Fruitman flurshes during 2008 record-label crisis” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards: Farrakhan’s strings; Stravinsky”
• 2 The headline “Boss Rick Ross, 2008 Californian-landslide-victory against dethroned Louis the new little duffle-bag-boy: Congratulations.” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “Boss Rick Ross: Lil’ Wanye’s carrier-pigeon & Badu’s typewriter: Transcripts at $675” in “N-CNN: HLN2: E1: UGK: 3K: HR1”
• 2 The headline “Fruitman vs. Scarface: Fruitman, in response to Scarface’s High Power, says, ‘Scarface you-only hard when you-doin’ lines.’” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “Lil’ Hot The Moneyman releases the video for ‘I’m On It’ in August 2008”  in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “Money Tree’s Fruitman & producer Kutt the Check releases ‘Smoke n Roll’ 8-17-09 on Severe Radio with D.J M.A.D Max.” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “Money Tree’s Fruitman & producer Shawty Redd releases ‘Man Down’ 8-17-09 on Severe Radio with D.J M.A.D Max.” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “PLIES funds two $5,000 scholarship-awards this Fall ‘09 to any male/female student with parent(s) presently incarcerated: The Somebody Loves You Scholarship.” in “N-CNN”
• 2 The headline “Scarface’s High Power faces tough direct opposition in Atlanta with Fruitman’s ‘Smoke n Roll’.” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• 2 The headline “The Champagne Campaign: Boss Rick Ross wins Californian delegates during ATL crop-rotation.” in “N-CNN: The king’s scribe”
• 2 The headline “The total, outcome, preference, probability, and percentage of Boss Rick Ross’ 2008 California victory in club rotation.” in “N-CNN: The king’s scribe”
• 2 The headline “Viacom’s BET J and VH1 Soul are combining resources to form a 3^rd channel, Centric, to compete against TV One in October 2009.” in “N-CNN”

• 3 CH1FM0: Hood Rich: V1: F09: Zone 6                    
• 3 CH1FM1: 1. B: “You-spose-ta-be in prison...what-you doin-roun here all day? How-come don’t-nobody see-you?” / A: “What happened to a welcome back?”        
• 3 CH1FM1: 2. [Gris-Gris]: D: “It’s green lint (weed fluff): go smoke-it-up wit-em.” / C: “I knew it was too good to be true—but, I like it, though.”

• 3 CH1FM1: 2. [Gris-Gris]: D: “It’s green lint (weed fluff): go smoke-it-up wit-em.” / C: “I knew it was too good to be true—but, I like it, though.”

• 3 CH1FM1: 3. A: “So, how-we-gone put food on the table?” / X: “Bread-&-Butter-Bread-&-Butter-” / O: “Guns & Butter-” / A: “Then, that settles it.”               

• 3 CH1FM1: 3. A: “So, how-we-gone put food on the table?” / X: “Bread-&-Butter-Bread-&-Butter-” / O: “Guns & Butter-” / A: “Then, that settles it.”

• 3 CH1FM1: 4. C: “I’m goin’ out to get those new Jordans, right now.” 

• 3 CH1FM1: 4. C: “I’m goin’ out to get those new Jordans, right now.”

• 3 CH2FM1: 1. M: “He’s cute-” / G: “Darrough is fine, Ms. Mica. See? Just listen to your heart and it all-” / M: “Look-I-gotta-go.”
• 3 CH2FM1: 2. M: “So, you never did tell me what you like so much about The Maya?” / Z: “Uh....”                 

• 3 CH2FM1: 2. M: “So, you never did tell me what you like so much about The Maya?” / Z: “Uh....”

• 3 CH2FM1: 3. M: “So, you speak French but you are not Creole; you’re relatives are Creole but don’t speak French?” / Z: “Yeah, but it’s pidgin-” / M: “-hol-up I have to take this.”

• 3 CH2FM1: 3. M: “So, you speak French but you are not Creole; you’re relatives are Creole but don’t speak French?” / Z: “Yeah, but it’s pidgin-” / M: “-hol-up I have to take this.”

• 3 CH2FM1: 4. H: “-then across your back! Why would you mess up your beautiful face? I don’t get you sometimes-” / N: “I’m leaving.” / H: “It’s your life.”       

• 3 CH2FM1: 4. H: “-then across your back! Why would you mess up your beautiful face? I don’t get you sometimes-” / N: “I’m leaving.” / H: “It’s your life.”

• 3 CH2FM1: 5. T: “Señora... Señora...” / [Away from cellphone] U: “Haaaan?”/ T: “La boca.” /..../ W: [Drunk] “Me no asustan, hoy, perro! Que-pasa-ahora, perro? Tu perro!”                 

• 3 CH2FM1: 5. T: “Señora... Señora...” / [Away from cellphone] U: “Haaaan?”/ T: “La boca.” /..../ W: [Drunk] “Me no asustan, hoy, perro! Que-pasa-ahora, perro? Tu perro!”

• 3 CH2FM1: 6. V: “They wouldn’t believe it, how they would lock you in there with those people, and march you in front of all those people like that, after you-done-been all over this world representin’ this country.” / Z: “I know.”                       

• 3 CH2FM1: 6. V: “They wouldn’t believe it, how they would lock you in there with those people, and march you in front of all those people like that, after you-done-been all over this world representin’ this country.” / Z: “I know.”
• 3 CH2FM1: 7. V: “You-messin’-wit evil people, now. That man said he would kill you and you ain’t even gave it a second thought. This sounds bad. My own grandson—a thug, Jahova.” / Z: “I wish I could stay, you know?”    
• 3 CH3FMCTRLX1: 2. R: “And-they-gone read this- un-un don’t tell-em nothin-bout me. Take me out.”

• 3 CH4FM2: 1. A: [Finally smiles] “See? Even after all of that time that I had to spend in prison, I didn’t have to come back out just to kill you.” / S: “[Silence].” / Room: [Laughter].

• 3 CH4FM2: 1. A: [Finally smiles] “See? Even after all of that time that I had to spend in prison, I didn’t have to come back out just to kill you.”  / S: “[Silence].” / Room: [Laughter].

• 3 CH4FM2: 4. Commercials: Wrap-It-Up, Enzymes, and ExtenZe       

• 3 CH4FM2: 4. Commercials: Wrap-It-Up, Enzymes, and ExtenZe

• 3 CH5FM3: 1. A: “Gucci Mane went #1 with Break Up! Top Radio Airplay for August 2008! See? Me-&-these Duffle Bag niggas—we run these streets!”                    

• 3 CH5FM3: 1. A: “Gucci Mane went #1 with Break Up! Top Radio Airplay for August 2008! See? Me-&-these Duffle Bag niggas—we run these streets!”

• 3 CH5FM3: 1. Z: [Singing along] “Man Down...Man Down....” / A: “Stop the track!”/ X: “What-what’s-wrong-what’s-wrong?” / A: “Ay-nigga-this-ain’t-yo-song! You jus-a typewrita-fa-Badu!” / Z: “[Silence].”       

• 3 CH5FM3: 1. Z: [Singing along] “Man Down...Man Down....” / A: “Stop the track!”/ X: “What-what’s-wrong-what’s-wrong?” / A: “Ay-nigga-this-ain’t-yo-song! You jus-a typewrita-fa-Badu!” / Z: “[Silent].”

• 3 CH5FM3: 2. O: “...so you never really hit-em that hard, but when you do—you give it to-em....But see? if you-a real thug-nigga, you ain’t worried-bout what her family gone-do to you.”           

• 3 CH5FM3: 2. O: “...so you never really hit-em that hard, but when you do—you give it to-em....But see? if you-a real thug-nigga, you ain’t worried-bout what her family gone-do to you.”

• 3 CH5FM3: 3. F: “Good thing that ain’t yo-baby, she might be cookin’ anotha-nigga eggs, right now....yo-girl cute—got-dunk—but, this-a-5-star-chick.” / Z: “Ah.”

• 3 CH5FM3: 3. F: “Good thing that ain’t yo-baby, she might be cookin’ anotha-nigga eggs, right now....yo-girl was cute—she-got-dunk—but, this-a-5-star-chick.” / Z: “Ah.”

• 3 CH5FM3: 5. Z: “Badu went on tour without me, we do not communicate, and there’s nothing between us.” / F: “That’s still yo-girl, though, ay-and-that-baby look-just-like-you.”                    

• 3 CH5FM3: 5. Z: “Badu went on tour without me, we do not communicate, and there’s nothing between us.” / F: “That’s still yo-girl, though, ay-and-that-baby look-just-like-you.”

• 3 CH5FM3: 6. C: “Where she-at? Man, tell-er hurry up!”/..../ N: [Cell phone] “Mamma-they-ain’t-treatin-me-right... ...Okay....Okay....[Sighs] Okay....”                   

• 3 CH5FM3: 6. C: “Where she-at? Man, tell-er hurry up!”/..../ N: [Cell phone] “Mamma-they-ain’t-treatin-me-right... ...Okay....Okay....[Sighs] Okay....”

• 3 CH5FM3: 7. C: “I’m ready. Let’s go.”                     

• 3 CH5FM3: 7. C: “I’m ready. Let’s go.”

• 3 CH5FM3: 8. Commercials: Wrap-It-Up, Enzymes, and ExtenZe       

• 3 CH5FM3: 8. Commercials: Wrap-It-Up, Enzymes, and ExtenZe

• 3 CH6FM3: 1. C: “She-wanna-leave? Let her speak for herself.... Ay-you-speak Hispanic, right? It’s money if you go talk to this one...” / Z: “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” / C: “Look! He-still-dependin’ on Badu.”       

• 3 CH6FM3: 1. C: “She-wanna-leave? Let her speak for herself.... Ay-you-speak Hispanic, right? It’s money if you go talk to this one...” / Z: “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” / C: “Look! He-still-dependin’ on Badu.”
• 3 CH6FM3: 2. O: “Aw, you ain’t doin’ too hot. Just lie to her. Tell her you-done kilt-a-nigga. Stripes. You know.”

• 3 CH6FM3: 2. O: “You ain’t doin’ too hot. Just lie to her. Tell her you-done kilt-a-nigga. Stripes. You know.”             
• 3 CH6FM3: 3. M: “But, you still haven’t told me why-they after you. Why are they after you?” / Z: “I-done kilt-a-nigga.”             

• 3 CH6FM3: 3. M: “But, you still haven’t told me why-they after you. Why are they after you?” / Z: “I-done kilt-a-nigga.”

• 3 CH6FM3: 4. [Gris-Gris] C: “That FEMA check come-through, yet? How long y’all been in Atlanta, now? Smoke one wit-me, let’s walk.”           

• 3 CH6FM3: 4. [Gris-Gris] C: “That FEMA check come-through, yet? How long y’all been in Atlanta, now? Smoke one wit-me, let’s walk.”

• 3 CH6FM3: 5. Commercials: Debt Management, Free Quote, and Legal Firm 

• 3 CH6FM3: 5. Commercials: Debt Management, Free Quote, and Legal Firm

• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: A: “A spot opened up at Don Diva. [Laughing] Ol’ Sam just retired [tosses magazine].” / Z: “[Gulps].”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: F: “Oh, he-think you-still-trynna break-a-hunned at a gas station at 11:30.” / Z: “Then, why y’all wait till he evacuated to come out?” / F: “Wadn’t-none-ah his business.”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: F: “Sure that ain’t yo-baby? I swear he-look-jus-” / A: “I don’t give a ---- who-baby it is... all I want to know is what-he-look like.” / Z: “It was that ‘Sh-t on Ya’ nigga.”/ F: “See? He-snitch.”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: M: “So, why-you take my name down off the marquee?” / Z: “Chris, Hale, & Gucci.” / M: “[Silent].”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: R: “Oh-you-a Top? You-still Straight, then…. No pictures—just get ya ----suck: he-trip.” / “But-you-a 5 Star- ooh.” /..../ Z: “Ay-nigga! Ay! ----- suckin’ my ----, nigga! [Peal-out]!”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: Z: [Smile fades] “So, you suck good ----?” / M: “So-what you-think I’m-a-ho, now?” / Z: “You rappin’ in the videos?” /…./ M: “So-we squared away, now?” / Z: [Sighs] “Yeah.”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: Z: “He-swear he didn’t know he-was robbin’ ya-spot…” /…./ A: “With interest?” / Z: “With interest.” / A: “So be it.”
• 3 CH7FM6: 1. HR1: Z: “It’s like a sport. We-just roll through; see how many times we can get our ---- sucked.” /…./ L: “These niggas down here fightin’ over ---- ------. I’m out.” / Z: [Begs] “Wait.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 1. L: “You know what they-sayin’ ‘bout you? That they locked you up in a mental facility and let you out on some kind of government assistance program.” / Z: “It’s true.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 2. Z: “You know what they-sayin’ ‘bout you? That everything you-doin’ is gay, but every gay-spot I take you to—you run scared; that even the lesbians intimidate you.” / L: “It’s true.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 3. Z: “These white-folk ain’t-got nothin’ better to do than to sit up and wait for The X-Professor to do somethin’ stupid for thug-rank and fast-cash.” / L: “Ah.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 4. Z: “These white-folk love to watch me clown around Buckhead sayin’, ‘Die-Nigga-Die! & Bounce-Bitch-Bounce!’.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 5. Z: “These niggas ain’t-got nothin’ better to do than to grape-vine interpersonal-disrespect, then sit up and wait for me to put all my loved-ones’ business out into the street.” / L: “Ah.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 6. Z: “These niggas will kill, not just me & mine, but also my nosey next door neighbors for this $30,000 recording studio. So, I just tried looking as unassuming as possible, and the Black women just tried treating me like ----.” / L: “Ah.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 7. Z: “Bankhead niggas (Zone 6) say that Buckhead niggas ain’t ----. Usher got Buckhead confused with Marietta Georgia, today, in a V103 interview.” / L: “Ah.”
• 3 CH8FM5: 8. Z: “As soon as I took Badu off of the marquee—they started playin’ Badu’s video on People TV, again. A through Z of X in Atlanta.” / L: “Ah. So, when are you leaving Atlanta?” / Z: “[Silent].”
• 3 CH8FM5: 9. Z: “Buckhead niggas want me to tell you that White-Folk put me here to die.” / L: “They have to commit murder on you.” / Z: “Yeah. But, it has to look like a hit.” / L: “[Laughs].”

• CH1FM0: The Olmec Codices: Hood Rich: V1: F09: CH1FM0,CH1FM1,CH2MM1,CH3CTRLX1,CH4FM2
• CH1FM1: 1. B: “You-spose-ta-be in prison...what-you doin-roun here all day? How-come don’t-nobody see-you?” / A: “What happened to a welcome back?”
• CH2FM1: 1. M: “He’s cute-” / G: “Darrough is fine, Ms. Mica. See? Just listen to your heart and it all-” / M: “Look-I-gotta-go.”
• CH3FMCTRLX1: 1. Q: “[Mock whine] Fix me. Make me right.” /..../ R: “No! Take! Me! Home! Tonight was my big night, and—Take! Me! Home!”
• The 0% property-copyright law of all pubic-accessible academic theses, dissertations, and multimodal-medias of “Se untar-weralt exilics: The 0% nation”
• The 0% punctuation-proof that there are zero of the Jamels’ Jamels in the-other-Jamel’s Jamels-store in “The 0% nation: The matrix-codex expulsion”
• The 0% to -60% and back to 0%, again, economic transitions in “The king’s scribe: I preferred paper-food-stamps”
• The 0-sum-numbed in “The king’s scribe: NAS?”
• The 1/7^th clique law in line “War morale? 6 of 7 fellow-soldiers would eagerly sacrifice you to get back home to their families…instinctively” in “War morale?”
• The 1/7^th clique law in subtitle “The one about the squirrel and the butcher” in “War morale?”
• The 100% metaphorical landslide advantage of team-human against teams inanimate, animal, and deity if B= f(A) during the systemic-implosion-mark of the hierarchically-sequenced-consciousness model in “The king’s scribe: The T.I. model: Stay human”
• The 107.9FM instigation of Lil’ Wheezy’s breath vs. Reverend Al Sharpton’s perm in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards: The king’s scribe: A quick score-partiality?”
• The 14th century spinsterhood: The famine, disease, and militia of the late-middle-aged art, philosophy, and literature; (1300-1450)
• The 2 toned signal failure risks of “Kanye West: Off-soil classics; Instantaneous”
• The 260-day ritual year, 365-day solar year, and 584-day Venus year of non-serene Mayan art
• The 28 intra-strike-possibilities amongst the inanimate, animal, human, and deity at the systemic-implosion-mark of the hierarchically-sequenced-consciousness model in “The king’s scribe: The T.I. model”
• The 2-8 people board-game “Oust” in “Shakir 08: Atlanta crap-shoot nights”
• The 3 degrees of skin graft cosmetology
• The 3 elements of a G-unit; ‘cause 2’s a tension in “CHAKA 09: Nigga-dome warlords”
• The 30 year incarceration of Charles Burnett’s original black kinopravda “My brother’s wedding”
• The 3^rd dichotic-choice as 1/14 available plot-space in “The king’s scribe: Okay player”
• The 3^rd subcategory’s transcendental swing cycle incentive for substitution during 2^nd subcategory’s regenerative retrograde in “Whose on first: Six inch nails”
• The 4.7 billion dollar maritime cocaine seizure in “C-span”
• The 5 vectors and 6 elemental coordinates of two dimensional confluent diffusion
• The 5% Hebrew-slave nation-states of “The source: The king’s scribe; Nigga business”
• The 6 broadcast agencies of all the USA showtime
• The 6 US media agencies caricature of Frenchmen as “fůnky-ass faggots” in “Showtime, showtime! USA”
• The 7 barred landslide-strikes of TI in “The king’s scribe: The T.I. model”
• The 80% cliché 20% originality rule of informal Euro-repertoire in “Bon appetit”
• The 80% preference for witchdoctors in Ugandan patients versus their 20% preference for Euro-MD’s in “The last king of Scotland”
• The 9 planet solar-system as metaphor in “The Niggy liberation in the 0% down nation”
• The abiogenesis and self-assembly of the macromolecule and supramolecular in “The picture on the box is 9 unassembled pieces”
• The Abraham-Lincoln-wooden-toothed 1800’s, 21^st, and 2012 dates of National Journal’s Ron Brownstein in “C-span: 400 years from now”
• The absence of interactive-parade in Jerry-Springer & Steve Wilco Americana
• The Academic Services: Wishing you an innovative semester
• The acceleration and amplification of arms display warnings in crustacean communication
• The acceleration of the entropic universe: Pressure and energy over time
• The acquisition, maintenance, and expansion of feeding, mating, and sheltering practices through power, influence, trade, and sex in “Monkey business”
• The ACS, ALA, AHA, CDC, and PSA of AMA (the American Medical Association) in “The source: Red-cross, Armand Mascelli?”
• The active, reactive, and proactive of line “Her back was to the door; but the mirror was behind my head” in “The source”
• The advantage of semantically universal units in avian mimicry
• The aesthetic diffusion of dissolving substance movement from higher to lower region concentration as X³-3
• The aesthetics of human sacrifice, nature worship, ritualism, tribalism, glyph, incantation, afterlife, and possession in pre-colonial empires
• The alcohol, peroxide, corn starch, ice bag, needle and polyester thread of home stitching in “Suture self” 
• The Algebra 1-2 and Trigonometry only applies to applicants of Building Code Enforcement jobs in “C-span: The king’s scribe: Sorry Mamma”
• The Alzheimer-euthanasia of Larry King in “CNN: F-listed”
• The ambidexterity of clowning
• The ambiguity of the opponent boast-taunt and underestimation signal-leakage
• The American Medical Association’s PSA and the Legal Education Association of 1774
• The American-apple prison-pie in “Our new penitentiary doctoral program”
• The analytical sequence of identification, containerization, itemization, comparison, and correlation in language unit research
• The ancient nature worship as religio-political priority persuasion for attention to bestial environmental manipulations
• The animism, animalism, personification, and deification ethical-sequence of belief, conviction, and law in “The slave-ship states: Animal fatherhoods; UK tour visas withheld”
• The annual bait-switch payment increase in contractual design
• The annual report of profits over time in the tourism, visitation, and residential sequence of graduating freshman
• The answering of who, what, when, where, why, and how to financial and familial questions during sociable interrogations
• The anticipation of polar-dichotic logical-setups: Would you ___ me for a shinny red apple?
• The anti-interference and intervention of public spectacles: Anonymity and altruism over units
• The appeal efficiency and status as illogically paralleled vectors over time in persuasion
• The appeal to pride: The persuasive slogan of neo-consumerism as benefactor choice: Buy (Red)
• The appeal to shame: Establishing immediacy by broadcasting collective-errors
• The appropriate and un-offensive topic changing food, sleep, weather, and TV
• The archived diagrams of the birth, life, and death of luminous semi-precious stones
• The argument of meaning awareness in avian mimicry of Homo sapiens
• The argumentation of the propulsion debates: Oneness versus dichotic force
• The arrogance of the villain: Mocking instead of killing and fleeing
• The artists formerly known as the Academic Servicing and Conferencing committee wishes you success in your S‘08 final-exams and a restorative summer-vacation
• The asexual-fusion of human-galvanizations
• The Associative Law in “Term groupies: All around the world the same sum”
• The ATL Buckhead’s bitter-tasting hospital-water in “Dungeon family: Malachi”
• The audience as line-item consumers
• The authoritative association in assimilation and acculturation in the Olmec culture
• The authoritative decision over inference’s premise, conclusion, and process
• The autobiography of Brown Dash: I kick the Bosch
• The auto-diplomatic-immunity of the Olmec on Mayan soil
• The avian mirroring of amphibian calls: Ramphastos Sulfuratus (Keel Billed) Toucans’ vocal mirroring game
• The awareness debate of deceptive signaling in non Homo sapient species
• The awareness, education, and knowledge sequence in February’s “Financial Aid Awareness Month”
• The B listed Cerreto’s “Torre de Cerredo” in the critical insult of lowlights in contemporary Italian comedy
• The bait & switch in any and all signaling medium and mode
• The Baleen krill farming of a Tahitian resort-prison in “JaMelville”
• The battle of consciousness, gamming, formality, and normalcy versus subconscious, reality, informal, and spectacle
• The bazaar’s transition to normalcy in the carnivalesque minstrel
• The BBQ polarization in “Negroid freezer”
• The Beaufort Wind Scale veloce as between 9-11
• The Berkeley pavement demands: The poet laureate magician that could make the pigeons boogaloo
• The bi-emblematic structure of colonial church and state
• The binding mastic of semantics and onomastics in the phonetic and physical mimicry core of etymology and gesture
• The binomial conjunction of “verbal” with imagery, concision, feint, foil, redundancy, and ambiguity in anthropology
• The binomial nomenclature and punctuation preference in “The bitch-nigga's fag-bag”
• The binomial nomenclature in skillfully maintaining acrylic nails, long hair, and prison veneers
• The binomial nomenclature of stupid Americans
• The binomial nomenclature of the bitch-nigga’s fag-bag
• The black-badge of the kamikaze-sparrow mark
• The blocking, beats, and units in imbedded script directives
• The blue-blacks’ anterior-chamber-hue preference as offspring-color-pallets in “The source: Seahorse-hollow-tips”
• The booklet of counter proverbs
• The boot-leg-leaked new Björk-instrumentals of “The source: The king’s scribe; Rahzel? I’m too broke to be bragging, swan”
• The Brandy-Coldplay off-soil but on the clock remix in “Dolphin transcripts”
• The breezeless matriculation exams of the CSU Meteorological studies departments in “Six inch nails: The Coloured without teeth tour”
• The Brookings Institute of “C-span: William Gale’s gerbil”
• The Brooklyn-bridge suicide death-tolls from booth-free mobile charge-cards
• The burned spots: A critique of the tagged, housed, and deciphered art, performance, and play of the “CHAKA 89” era
• The C word in “Ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty?”
• The calypso street-organizations’ fish-BBQ in “The source: Draino-draino-drainō”
• The cannibalistic and kamikaze behaviors of the cute little sparrows
• The capacity based pigment badges of sparrow signaling
• The capacity of opportunistic strike items over time
• The capoeira of krump: The role of missing film credits in “Hermano, perdona por favor la mis favela’s gente”
• The caricatural cone-headed Akhenaton in “Babel ab Cartha”
• The caricatural four-set amplification of the “Annual fool”
• The caricatural reference of persuasive allusion
• The caricatural-costs over financial-gains in the nigga-music grind-games in “N-CNN”
• The casual weapon as social play
• The categorical clusters of spatial mapping
• The categorical transcription of Academic Services: US Supreme Court, theology, Icelandic literature, publication, psychology, neural network, and US history
• The categorization, keyword filtering, and priority of the item retrieval process
• The celebrity, politician, and moral-leader as public-figure
• The censorial  American civil liberties committee on “Shakir’s watermelon-strawberry plantation”
• The central-hemispherical point of East-Africa
• The CHAKA 89 Era
• The change in the way we think about the way we think in “Remorselessly forgettable”
• The character, conflict, and resolution matrix
• The chemical, forecast, and extreme in average temperature climate GOES satellites
• The chicken sacrifice and capoeira as post-colonial substitutions
• The choice of amplification in the execution of poly-modal units or sets
• The Christian-coliseum, holocaust-testing, and digital-snuff of “The birth of the Saw-nation: The Monster-Kody faces-of-death reality-battle-rap music-video collection with bonus clown-rap interludes; Export-edition” in “N-CNN: The source; Saw-nation”
• The cigar smoke, kool-aid, and clay-chips of bee-keeping in “Shakir’s watermelon-strawberry plantation”
• The circumventive device over reliability-validity stabilization divisor in “Quota: Neo-perestroika pogrom”
• The cite-anic references and Freudian-slip word-merges in academe
• The civility, patience, and humanitarianism of “There’s 2 bucks left in the world”
• The claim, data, warrant, evidence, exception, and qualifier in “Dirt under my nails”
• The cliché as anything communicable
• The clouds, the mirror, and the moon: Malcolm Jamal Warner’s fabric of same-cuts
• The CNN World Headquarters as Universal Studios in “The source: Studio-city tour; Burbank-head; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The cockeyed cocktail waitress’ role in “Catch your breath when you’re dead”
• The code-waiver provisional-histories of “FGTV”
• The Codex: N-CNN Excel: The Help File: Troubleshooting: Always check to make sure “contains” is selected on the top-left of the blank keyword fields
• The Codex: N-CNN Excel: The Help File: Troubleshooting: Excel’s Custom AutoFilter: The default “equal” setting to the left must be changed to “contains”
• The Codex: The 2008-2009 Hip-Hop News & Statistics keyword = headline
• The Codex: The 2008-2009 Hip-Hop Obituaries keyword = eulogy
• The Codex: The Autobiographical Chapbook keyword = line title
• The Codex: The Network Contacts keyword = N-SPAN2
• The Codex: The Slang Dictionary & Slang Encyclopedia keywords = merck, merch, trap, and zone
• The collection method of dialogical highlight extraction and unit itemization for cataloging and archiving
• The college dormitory meningitis of “Yes and, she learned from the burned”
• The color codes of spatial and relational maps
• The color, odor, and salinity of a hurricane prediction
• The commoditization and power of the colonial Formicidae chemical signal
• The communication discipline’s focal incentive upon political discourse in the presence of anthropology, psychology, and biology
• The communication of species by means of sight, sound, touch, taste, scent, chemical, and electron
• The comparison, deduction, and final-rationale of line “Being ‘Pacific-Islander’ in America” in “N-CNN”
• The compatibility issues within interactional matrix rules
• The compensatory modulations of behavioral language systems in the absence of switches
• The competitive exhaustion
• The compilation of remorselessly forgettable moments in morbid art, performance, and play
• The complete Academic Services publication catalog attachment courtesy of CSU, Chico’s DSAU Alumni Report
• The complete publication catalog attachment is courtesy of CSUC DSAU BNLCAR and AWC
• The compromise, collaboration, and X-accommodation of line “We sat close on the love-seat in mutually isolated-perplexities, Katt; the dollars began passing our counterfeit tests” in “N-CNN: Beijing Olympic-currency tests?”
• The concealed-matriarchate arranged-marriages of the 1920’s in  “GPB 8; The thick of Ms. Excitement”
• The conceptual generator, material generator, manufacturers, mediums, lubricants, targets, and observers of the spontaneous item execution sequence
• The condemnation of Median Records’ BNLC by the NAACP and The Oprah Winfrey Book Club in “The king’s scribe”
• The condolences of the West-Shakir double-clothesline “Tuition on a credit card: Late registration refund”
• The confinement, murder, and concealed-lusts of Thug-life
• The confirmation of functionality and stability in aesthetic system designs
• The conflict of change in exposition, premise, and dynamics
• The conflicting values in non static iconoclastic nature symbolism
• The congruous alarmism of rainforest avian mass vocalization and mass media journalism
• The connotation, denotation, and technical and scientific notation of official semantic development in the Abiogenesis debates
• The connotative characteristics and predefinition of colors, plants, and animals
• The conscientious objection of bloodshed in women’s boxing in “The king’s scribe: Not all brats”
• The consequence of description, expression, and specification in line “Bitch-nigga titties leak milk…ớkày…I learned something new, today, thank you.” in “Man-pussy: Bitch-I’ll-kill-you-too!”
• The consequence of protagonist betrayal as audience a-pathos
• The conspicuous signal encryption in collision environments
• The contemporary art of caricature design in “This one ain’t even ‘bout slavery”
• The controller as power, status, and influence in the polarized dichotomies of master-slave systems
• The convenient automation of the complex
• The convenient autonomic adaptation of the complex
• The conventionalism of “Missionary position” and “The return to morality”
• The correlation between diminish return and entropic laws in “Same vein, different hole”
• The correlation between weight, survival-probability, and bottle-pops as a fixed system in “The king’s scribe”
• The corrosive salinity of line “Hold’em open and help me get a good one off” in “A sailor’s mouth”
• The Cory Thompson “Healthy brain initiative” of “FGTV”
• The cost increase as entropy in item adaptation for execution
• The costly prop of food in table games
• The costs of emulator-nurture in old colonial ideology maintenance
• The country and street drawl vernacular and dialectic preference
• The counts/syllabic-periods in free-digital-pornography
• The criticism of morbid art, performance, and play in “Keratin and calcium”
• The criticism of primitive, savage, and barbaric caricaturing in “The Donner party snacks”
• The criticism of unit adaptability, combination potentiality, potency, and timelessness in verbal dueling
• The crocodilian-moats and death-rolls of Shakir’s watermelon-strawberry plantation in the line “I never habitually head-petted, though: unbroken bad-habits break bones, here” in “N-CNN: Cuttlefish”
• The crusade as a comical footnote in historic texts
• The CSU, Chico Meteorological studies bi-departmental cuts in “No deal? Man-pussy, Breezy”
• The CSU, Chico’s DSAU’s Alumni Report and banned Negroid literature club in “That rock: LIVE S08”
• The CSUC DSAU BNLCAR: S‘08 Live
• THE CSUC DSAU BNLCAR: S‘08 LIVE
• The culinary units: Juicy cubes of lamb and beef, with marinated & roasted vegetables on a timely charred  Persian skewer
• The cultural persuasion of trinity aggregation in colonial China
• The cultural-appropriateness-mask as determinant for real attack damage in social gaming
• The curse of Black genius in “Percy Julian: The solution that no one’s mentioning”
• The cut, fluff, and lace of “Jordan 23”
• The cyclic rage phase and warrior year containment diagrams
• The D Barns of “Pump it up” scandals in “The source”
• The David lynch Iowan Maharishi university transcendental meditation scholarships in “There’s money out there….way off in the cornfields”
• The deadpan of “A funny thing happened on my way to Liberia”
• The death by dialog of male characters in “Chat-room image”
• The death row cakewalks’ absence of reason the synchronization issues of duo in “Caveat emptor: My Mumia! There’s no reason for a cakewalk?”
• The Debra Lee BET honorary Humanitarian award speech for recipient Quincy Jones
• The deceptive signal’s dependency on reliability in avian competitive systems
• The defensive burden in first player advantage plane collisions
• The deification, personification, animalism, and animism as device in illogical joke, proverb, riddle, and metaphor
• The deified, personified, animalized, and animated as caricature design
• The delegating, participating, hustling, and snitching of “Shakir 08”
• The deliberately deliberate Corvidae
• The democrat, independent, and republican trichotomous-law in voting-caller-scale in “C-span: Elizabethan-orchestra”
• The demotion of language system to destabilized strategy or even device upon introduction of higher plane access
• The denotative officialism of Helvetian defaults in business and government
• The descent-transient slope versus the transcendental-dignity clench debates in “Homie, what happened? Outkast unit”
• The de-stratification of “Just checking in with you and checking up on you”
• The detour from pre-colonial cultural reference in Hip-Hop
• The devised reversal signpost: Where mischief meets gunfire
• The devised reverse reference switch in “Six inch nails”
• The diagram of the dialogical mousetrap: Well, would you ____ me for some rich and creamy peanut butter?
• The diagrammatic formulation of “Who’s on first”
• The diagrammatic structures, processes, and relationships in notation
• The dialectic code preference of the countries
• The dialectical preference in “Ain’t nothing country ‘bout Los Angeles, nigga.”
• The dialectical preference in “The twangy drawled nickels”
• The dialogical imbalances in adult communication with children, pets, and the displaced
• The dichotomous Eros and Thanatos in classical Greco-Roman mythology
• The dictionary of cybersecurity
• The dictionary riddle of who is on first to add metrosexual to American heritage
• The diffusional aesthetics of X³-3 in the vile excretory depictions of the Mayan and Olmec empires
• The digital-units, tour, merchandise, and publishing of “The Capitol Records’ security-guard-demo” in “The source”
• The dilapidation, total-depravity, and absolute-zero of reality-rap-video snuff in “N-CNN: 1D; -273.15°C or -459.67°F; Ubizo”
• The diminished return of the cliché
• The dip-net strip-show of Dip-set’s music-video in the line “Easing out the strip-club’s front-door backwards on you, nigga” in “N-CNN: Cuttlefish”
• The directional percentage/frequency as sex-specific signal-recognition in water-mimic displays in “Waterfront-speech”
• The directives of the “Go-away” and “Honey-badger” birds in interspecies communication
• The disassembling of Hip-Hop’s Dungeon Family, Native Tongue Family, Hieroglyphics, Public Enemy, and Blackwatch
• The discomforting prostration reposition from Tlaloc to Huitzilopochtli
• The displacement of touch in communication system hierarchy for the advent of Braille alphabet
• The distillation and building-block as tools in language system design
• The distinguished action functions of vector type
• The district, appeal, supreme, special, and administrative law in “Give away the phone to sell the service contract”
• The diversionists’ streams, ducts, dams, and irrigable targets
• The DJ Cool Herk ice-cream-truck poster in “The source: The basement-single”
• The DMV local office specialists’ telecommunication identification code
• The dominance, prevention, and empowerment of line “I didn’t know him, but whoever he was, she almost called his name with me inside her. It took me a decade to perfect faking notice.” in “DL1”
• The dominant mating and attack calls in the feeding, sheltering, mating, and trading calls of avis
• The double-bind of the double-blind double-date in “Polỷ-Francé: Cell-phone woo; Counting minutes”
• The drag & drop as joystick in  the puzzle-riddle game “12 wanders”
• The dreaded-louses of Bob Marley’s autopsy in line “I made sure she wasn’t scared of spiders before I told her they live in my hair; she said, ‘Oh.’ and drifted back off to sleep” “N-CNN: The source”
• The drugs, prostitution, and extortion of “Hood Rich: Ms. Mica Mestiza: HR1”
• The dual-chip Intel processors of science-fiction in “Ouch! I forgot”
• The Dungeon family royalties of “The underworld exilic”: The Hill-Marley’s, Mutulu-Shakur’s, and Badu-Shakir’s
• The Dungeon family’s Malachi the hustlin’ boy of ATL’s work in “Outkast unit: Work-a-holic”
• The easy-sell motto “If you hate that chore we can sell you this easier-tool”
• The ecological stressor of parent as determinant of offspring sex: The Iowa State College 1969 study that suggests parents’ stress at the time of conception is determinant in baby’s sex
• The edutainment, academic satire, infotainment, and political parody in curricular design
• The electrified wall-tops, bladed fences, and attack dogs of “Hőme!”
• The electromagnetic vs. pressure waves of radar-gun vs. animal-sonar in line “Bill Nye, okay-okay, you caught us with our tentacles-up; now, what’s the difference between official-radar and underworld-echolocation?” in “CNN”
• The elegant formula and logic of just a bad-idea in “Quota: Neo-perestroika pogrom”
• The elemental abstract, overview, terms, definitions, thesis, methods, results, and conclusion of language seminar
• The elemental alphabet, character, glyph, and unit of official notation
• The elemental generator, energy gradient pre-switch, switch, strike item of the logical pun
• The elemental structures, strategies, tools of symmetry, logic, deception, irony, and reference
• The elements of item as subject, category, and description
• The elements of subject, quantity, status, mode, capacity, and detail in unit evaluations
• The Eli Whitney white-cotton T’s and jeans sale $17.93
• The EMI music CCP record company units of “The source: X-Clan; Return from 0-Mecca”
• The Emma Darnelle, Mike Weinerberg, Arthur Fernidad, and Jim Maddox’s Fulton-county tax-shelter shopping-center in “FGTV”
• The empirical proof: The archive of imperial linguistic errors
• The empirical rejuvenation and imperial restoration processes in the Garifuna Olmecs of Belize
• The emulation-termination schedule of “Saving Grace” in  “GPB 8”
• The enclosure, reflection, and blade in the “prison riddle” illusion
• The energy conservation and positive transfer of momentous play
• The entropic degeneration of semantical values: negating overlaps, saturations, and open interpretations
• The entropic degradation of humor to cynicism and sarcasm
• The environmental-influence and cultural-stigma of speed-chess in line “Watch the goddamn clock, nigga, shit!” in “N-CNN”
• The En-Vogue and Morris Day concert-tour in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The establishment of semantic ubiquity through standardization in an open language system
• The eulogy “MC Breed, with classics ‘Ain’t no Future in your Frontin’ ’ and ‘I Gotta Get Mine’ passed away of a heart attack in 2008.” in “N-CNN: PAC’s dude”
• The eulogy “Michael ‘Iz the Wiz’ Martin (1959-2009): A Graffiti-King remembered. Iz the Wiz’s  biographical documentary will be handled by Ed Walker.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89: MJ”
• The eulogy “Michael Jackson (1958-2009): A legendary icon remembered.” in (N-CNN: MJ1)
• The eulogy “Michael Jackson has just passed-away in his Californian home, in Bellaire, from cardiac arrest (6-25-09 at 2:26 PM PST).” in “N-CNN: MJ1”
• The eulogy “Steve McNair, former NFL quarterback, was murdered execution-style in Nashville on the 4^th of July, (7-4-09), by his mistress before she turned the gun upon herself and committed suicide.” in “N-CNN”
• The evaluation of cost, capacity, and external influence over time
• The evaluation of cost, generation, and execution of production by request
• The evaluation of costs and storage in the production and transmission of exceptional conceptual innovations
• The evaluation of objectives, risks, costs, and gains in language point collision
• The evaluation of production costs over showpiece lifetime
• The evaluation of reliability and availability in item generation
• The evolution of lexigraphy: When a thousand pictures will become a word
• The evolution of venomous chicken beaks in “Cuttlefish”
• The exclusive felicitous extension of West Indian sugar in “The Danes of happiness”
• The executive victim-altar’s executor’s recompense in “9 live innings: Lynch above lynch”
• The exilic family royalties’ force upon “Bristol UK Tricky’s: For real” in “The source: The slave-ship states; Nova Slovenia flashbacks”
• The exilic underworld: The compact schist
• The exilic underworld: The pigment and sonar oceanic laws of communication for whales, dolphins, squid, and octopus
• The explicit and formal and implicit and informal in language context
• The exploitation of opponent’s structural expectation in “Hey! And, we can do my work, together…”
• The exploration of war-gaming in CSU, Chico’s (2004) “Worlds largest pillow fight”
• The exploration, strategizing, execution, and reflection of the player-based sequence
• The exponential decrease of semantical interpretation in multicolor sets
• The extreme-surveillance of squandered-freedoms in free-press in “CNN”
• The F word in “Cavern”
• The factors of venomous communication as set concentrate, delivery mechanism, item quantity, and target audience size
• The fail immigration reform and termites in the trade-system of Jagdish Bhagwati
• The fat-boys, soul-conventions, and provincial-freedoms of Prince Markie Dee in “The source: Typical reasons; Swing my way”
• The FDA-waived cancer-warning-label for Propel’s sucralose in “HC1: Lé BET clique: That’s why I prefer Kool-Aid, devil”
• The federal Barbicide law in “Sweeney Todd Bridges’ cut and stitch: Hair, nail, and skin care service shop”
• The federal bi-decadal CA job cut cycle in “Caveat emptor: ‘03-‘08”
• The federal confirmation request: Has CSUC's DSAU's Alumni Book Club been banded from excellence?
• The federal maelstrom’s new reason for reserving reverse attacks and wooden strikes in “Caveat emptor: My Mumia! There’s no reason for a cakewalk?”
• The felon’s fingerprint removal cream of “Dirt under my nails”
• The felony cell phone bars of “The Goven III”
• The felony of reverse murder reasoning in “TReznor” as the ideological scapegoat of “Caveat emptor: Six inch nails: Dirt under my nails”
• The felony of the arson and genocidal murder of IBM corps in “The Goven III”
• The felony of the brown rock pipeline user and the ugly babies of contemporary dynastic arranged marriages in “Good hair credit: GH1”
• The felony pepper spray laws of “The Goven III”
• The felony risks of transparency and the hidden costs of concealment in “No Deal: Y’all not buyin’ any more of any of this are you?”
• The female over male player-advantage of male vs. male logical-plays and the extreme-costs of male infidelity-concealments
• The feng shui of Gnarls Barkley in “The king’s scribe: The 76ers’ C-low-cut shoes?”
• The final intersection of integration in the curved paths of belongers and survivors
• The flash-advertisement mouse-scroll lottery-scratchers of “The 0% nation: The slave-ship states; Nova Slovenia flashbacks”
• The flatworm, starfish, aphid, and water flea in “My favorite color is street fair gray”
• The flesh and blood of “red,” fruit of “orange,” and how “grape” escaped
• The Florida-votes’ sound-sleep in Georgia in “The king’s scribe: The T.I. model”
• The force of patterns, mirrors, references, concealments, transparencies, and luster on artistic and performative signs, symbols, signals, gestures, and markings
• The form, shape, design, and pattern of kinetic notation
• The Fort Smith Arkansas cents of Cody Trosper’s carwash change machine trick in “The carwash: 8K”
• The Fourier-series in the rate, pitch, and inflection of “The kill-flee bird”
• The François Macandala’s powdered glass bowl soup recipe in “Chit’lan soup”
• The free-ideas of customer-services in “C-span”
• The French dropped in the falsely passed and deeply forced US conglomerate mergers
• The fuck-moan as interval-duration/pulse in comparison-tables of Ecstasy-tab studies
• The fuel atrophy, generator depreciation, and metallic friction of the NASCAR race in “Wheels fall off, America”
• The fun road of informal social interrogation ends, here, cuties
• The function of diagrammatic blueprints, flowcharts, graphs, maps, and tables in hypothesis, theory, experimentation, and formula
• The functional art, performance, and play of government, church, business, education, and military
• The functions and properties in the symbolic and analogical language systems
• The G word in “Gay Klingon”
• The G. W. Carver’s peanut butter pet traps and cannibal cricket tanks
• The gang, drug, and bible of public housing in “Now, put in work and hit’em up!”
• The garden-agronomy of trees, shrubs, and flowers
• The gauging of topicality, appropriateness, and quantity of meanings in language exchange
• The generation of objectives: Speed, strength, and endurance in growth, collection, aim, and risk
• The generation of questions: This is the 2nd thing in world I _____ most
• The generator, compiler, media, and target of the Photoshop editing process
• The generator, options, medium, interference, filtered options, target, and observations of the spectacle-lifespan
• The generator, securities filter, and target of commodified signal encryption
• The generators, transformers, and transmission lines in communication systems
• The gentrification, suburbanization, and academic careerism in the disintegration of the US intellectual-class
• The genuine leather vs. 80% leather in “Caveat emptor: Just weeds with petals; Her 20% commission, nigga”
• The geomorphologic studies of vane, weathering, weathervane scallop, and the role of weathering in rock cycling
• The glyph and pictograph as meta-algebraic and the Assyrian nabla in Mayan and Olmec notation
• The Goven III: Der geist der stets verneint
• The Goven: An all-in-one gas chamber oven
• The Goven: The IBM all-in-one gas-chamber oven
• The grammar adaptation that happened before destruction struck
• The gravity law of projectiles in international freight import and export
• The greatly perpetual depressive-blackout condition of undeterminable origins in “The source: The underworld exilics”
• The Greco-Roman Latin as onomastic core of Western colonial languages
• The Greenbrier strip-mall’s dangling daddies in  “FGTV: Dolla’-bill-dolla’-bill”
• The green-suited black-mayor in “FGTV: C-span: DL”
• The gulag-goulash of government cheeses and homeless-bus-passes in “The American Siberia”
• The H.R.1199 U.S. House’s non-responsiveness to Shakir’s line “The zoning of livestock fecal water pollution in ‘Shakir’s watermelon-strawberry plantation’” in “C-span”
• The H.R.1219 Red, black, and green flag-day in “C-span: X-clan”
• The H.R.1247 American Bald Male Eagle Day
• The H.R.2642 unemployment-insurance bill of Nancy Pelosi as a one-way homeless bus-pass-ticket out of San Francisco in “C-span”
• The H.R.350 Whaling bitches of Joan of Arc’s pyre
• The H.R.6124 electricity-timers for industrial hardware and software
• The H.R.6182 U.S. House Department of Home Affairs’ conspiratorial murder case of citizen Jameel Shaw by a visa-less Mexican citizen in California in “C-span: F13”
• The H.R.6251.6256 of Gabrielle Giffords’ oily-skinned gift-horses in “C-span”
• The H.R.6304 FISA as Telecom, Olivetti, Mannesmann, Telefonica, KPN, and Vivendi in “C-span”  
• The handicap to release of US slaves & servant
• The harmless social play of self-righteousness and sanctification
• The Harvard vs. Purdue argument of “flagellum-mutations vs. protease-chromosomes” in “The source: Dorm-life; School days”
• The headline “...Mike E. Windfield, congratulations on Comics Unleashed appearance: Hot Chocolate with Byron Allen (8-15-09). Shout-out to Mikey.” in “N-CNN: HLN1”
• The headline “…Ms. Cherry releases ‘It’s Whateva’: Shot-out to Ms. Cherry.” in “N-CNN: HLN2”
• The headline “…The Infamous CHAKA ‘89’s (Daniel Ramos) 1st. Solo Art Exhibit: [4-25-09, Mid City Arts Gallery, 5113 W. Pico Blvd., Los Angeles, Ca., 90019, (310) 694-3460, [email protected]].” in “N-CNN: N-SPAN2: CHAKA 89”
• The heckler as comic parasitism in standup
• The heretical-ciphers: Colt 45
• The heterosexual exceptions in propositions to Davey Havok and Randy Harrison in “Six inch nails: Man-pussy”
• The hidden cost of conceptual innovation: The Rod Serling obligation
• The hierarchical and relational objectives in play
• The hierarchical planes’ segmented unidirectional sequences
• The hierarchical versus relational expansion over time in the hip-hop unit charts of “Six inch nails: Quota”
• The hierarchical, inter-relational, and sequential order of segmented categories
• The hierarchical, relational, spatial, and chronological units of X-Clan
• The hierarchy of native tongue quantitative advantage as Chinese, Arabic, and Hindi, then English and Spanish
• The high costs of all plan B’s in video gaming
• The higher-spirit inspiration and diabolical temptation in “Poke him! If he bleeds he’s not a cartoon”
• The homo sapient email as electronic and pheromone as chemical communication
• The House Concurrent Resolution #2 as HCR2 in “C-span: HCR2”
• The house plants and bushes of Blood Stone Villain domino parties in “BSV: You mean, I’m not…”
• The Houston Chronicle’s T.F. snoop-carwash in “N-CNN: L.A. to Texas, and back”
• The Howard Schultz “Steve Colbert conference and award-ceremony” in “GPB 23”
• The HP H3800 series research paper generator software ($400): In under 3 mouse-clicks you can create a title list of original full-text papers:
• The HP H3800’s plug-in single-click full-text APA to MLA style, etc., citation-changer
• The HP Officejet 7130 Printer line [1 of 2]: Cannot Install this Hardware: The hardware was not installed because the wizard cannot find the necessary software
• The HP Officejet 7130 Printer line [2 of 2]: Error line Unable to start the application—the Java Virtual Machine cannot be loaded. Class not registered. (An hour reinstallation-stall)
• The humor of cannibalism in “Flash froze earth”
• The humor of violation in the binomial nomenclature “prison soap”
• The humorous suspense of juxtaposition: ... so I started easing out the front-door backwards
• The Hurricane Carter watered-down punch of spike-TV in “The source”
• The hypothetical and illogical question as conventional-answer mousetraps
• The iconic commodification and exploitation in the binomial nomenclature of “Pimp juice”
• The iconoclasm and envy in the NTS, NBT, K4P, and KWP criticism of  “CHAKA 89” 
• The identification, naming, and grouping in taxonomy based on similarities
• The ideological, retributive, developmental, and despotic elements of war, state breakdown, and revolution on the inferior, non-human, and foreign
• The if/then logical sequencing of anticipated opposition in chess
• The III strike risk of endurance over time card game “31”
• The illogical in improv setups: I now have enough fear to share
• The illusion of choice as A to f(A [loop or forward]) to B
• The impact of interpretation processing from neurotoxin-signaler displays on receiver’s organic impulse transmission systems
• The impact of the Indo-Aryan hoax on the 38 official languages of Europe
• The imperceptible weight-shifts of “The Memphis Jim-scarecrow hip-hop’s spin-stand move”
• The incorporation of non-European notation into official Greco-Roman Latin
• The incorporation of secular art, performance, and play in Christianity
• The incorporation of the inescapable: an examination of the belching and bug killing contests of picnics
• The indecision and apathy of “Farrakhan’s strings vs. C-span’s Elizabethan-orchestra” in “The source: Farrakhan’s strings”
• The indirect as implication, assumption, and ignorance
• The inductive and deductive interpretation process of art patterns
• The influence of “Disappearing ink” in “Olmec codices burning”
• The influence of “Swampman” in “When you’re watching the gator, the leeches rejoice”
• The influence of “The baby is more valuable than the candy” in “Sell the rich polish”
• The influence of “-Without doing you is the whole objective.” in “PPH: Sell the rich polish”
• The influence of 1973 “Soylent green” in “I wouldn’t know anything about that”
• The influence of James Robson’s “Chinese images inside out: Concealed contents, secluded statues, and revealed religion”
• The influence of lab incentive based rape and murder in the chimpanzee raids of wild-life tanks, reserves, and enclosures
• The influence of male-Venus Davey Havok in “Jezebel Jamel: The Sabbath tour; The serpa dance”
• The influence of Meiway Breen’s DJ in “Le pendula de amor” of “Animal fatherhoods: UK tour visas withheld”
• The influence of perpendicular B in the collision outcome of A and C subsystem gaming
• The influence of Sirius 93’s Maitre J, Kwai, and Lady B in “The slave-ship states: Tour visas withheld”
• The ingenuities, contrivances, and artifices in stock on “Bi-Crash dvd: Beyond repair”
• The inherent literal and figurative ambiguousness of court “case,” “foot” measurement, and battle “arms”
• The instant incentive of “Leave with one, today”
• The instant polarization and differential response in interpersonal communication
• The institutional perpetuation in preserving homophonic and multi-denoted words
• The institutional policy design in education, business, government, church, and the military
• The institutions, departments, disciplines, and scholars of language
• The insult loaded common gesture of social play
• The intellectual property defense system for securely transmitting commodified information
• The interactional communication of Homo sapiens and colliding species
• The interactional matrix in layering meaning: The poor citizens couldn’t stop Holland damn
• The interactional matrix of reference systems: Freedom only for some during the changing of the guard
• The interactional overtaxing, irregularities, and ambiguities of syntax
• The interactional rule of possibilities in parallel hierarchies
• The interactional-deduction of absolute-formality in moderated-triad as 9-6=3 in “ABC 123”
• The intercollegiate credit card in “Some things that open slowly—snap shut”
• The interference between and upon segments in vector fields over time
• The interference of lab stimulus in 3/4^ths of “The Stravinsky rat-race: Rite of Spring ‘08; Aut visa-libérià… aut verba-sablyà”
• The interferences as unstable medium and noise in tone’s pitch, rate, and inflection
• The international war crimes tribunals’ accusation of median-records’ non-objectivity and partiality in “The king’s scribe: Score”
• The international war crimes tribunals’ response to “Dirt under my nails” in “The king’s scribe: NAS; Papyrus-trail”
• The intra-racial racism, racial-disownment, and tradition-rejection of Black-American taboos
• The intra-racial systematist as sub-cultural-player in “The source: Okay players”
• The intratrill-dialects and syllabic-intrachirps of female fire-flies and the males who appetite them
• The invention, organization, style, memory, and delivery of persuasive, informative, and narrative styles
• The irrigation-agronomy of the Mississippi River in “The tackling lawn of sewage-recycling: Cedric the inter-sanction-er”
• The Islamic Shabazz BBQ fish of UN peacekeepers in “The source: Street-organization?”
• The isolation and disarmament bait in death traps
• The Jamal-Jamel Warner Brothers double-clothesline “Fabric of same cuts”
• The Jamel Shakir line of publication
• The Jamel Shakir: 6-21-08: Windows Media Player:  CD Copy-Log
• The James Taylor review of Russell S. Bonds’ “Stealing the general” in “C-span: FGTV”
• The Jane Elliott 1977 inferential-error study on racial-inferiority in “The source: Stage step-off”
• The Janet Jackson frizzy microphone signal in “The king’s scribe: Amaru Asata Mutulu”
• The Janet Jackson saliva swab test in “The king’s scribe: Amaru Asata Mutulu”
• The Jim Jones credit-card in fundamentalists’ fashion vs. Wal-mart Puritanism in “FGTV: C-span”
• The jim-crow hip-hop spin moves’ scarecrow posture
• The job is the variable and the bills are the constant in this 1968 remake “U serpa” staring Jean-Claude Van Damn
• The John Stewart news-broadcaster blooper-awards of “N-CNN”
• The joke (9) “In lieu of Sacramento California’s extreme rate of unemployment, foreclosures, and liquidations the Black Business Expo was renamed Black Expo, and next year possibly re-renamed The Borrowed Sugar Cup.” in “CNN”
• The joke “50 Cent is accosted by a Seattle-grocer’s 20c-brown-paper-bag who test-punches and woofs-shit: ‘50 Cent, I’m stronger, I’m lighter, and I-got special-bread, too, nigga.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “50 Cent, 13 albums later and L.L. Cool J. still looks better than 50 Cent, however, 50 Cent’s playboy-mansion in the Hamptons is a touché, Cool-J.” in “N-CNN: B08”
• The joke “Admiring the 40 yr. old photo, grandson asks, ‘Grandma Bernadette, was the late Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops singing about you?’ / ‘Baby, I don’t remember, now, but I thought I was so fine…I wouldn’t have remembered, then, either.’” “N-CNN”
• The joke “An old Memphis-pimp wore his periwinkle-blue alligator-shoe all the way to Florida to buy some prime-time real-estate property, right? He answer-everything with, ‘Naw-bitch- ain’t scared of nothin’ but the swamp.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “California didn’t like the GM-EV1 electric-car, 10 years ago, because the rims stopped spinning when the car stopped at the gas-station.” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “California tries the GM-EV1 electric-car prototype, again, 10 years later: 10 krump-clown crawl out 1 at the dealership-return lot cramped, cryin’, ‘A-nigga just-don’t have the same energy he had 10 years ago, for this shit, here.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Delores Tucker said, ‘Tupac, if you rap in this city, FCC will fine you $200 a “nigga” and $400 a “bitch,” any questions?’ Pac said, ‘Yeah bitch, how much for a nigga’s own concert ticket; I’ll just be in the audience, then.” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Detroit Boss sends intern on food-run for German-sausage in a GM-EV1 electric-car during the winter-blizzard black-out; Detroit Boss phones New York, ‘Now, Puffy, now, fuck-a-cheesecake, now; the wurst is yet to come.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Governor David Paterson & singer Jimmy Carter, their wives, and seeing eye dogs decide to swing at a Super 8, right? Conspiring over the toilet, the old men fumbled and dropped the Viagra.... ‘The dogs found the spot.’” in “N-CNN: FCC”
• The joke “If I had Oprah Winfrey’s money I would offer ½ to sponsor the Oprah interview of Condoleezza Rice; the other ½ I’d toss-up to God for church; he takes the floating money needed and all that lands I use for material-possessions.” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Jacksonville, Florida had the highest married-population in the US, and was twice the size of Los Angeles, California in 1978—40-years-later ½ the divorced Floridian-husbands were scattered all throughout Los Angeles, California.” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “James Brown, reviewing bill, asked Greek diabetes-doctor, ‘My insulin treatment extracted from pig & sheep ‘cause we all stabilize sugar the same, right? How-bout I eat my pig, you fuck yo-sheep—we-just wait for my heart-attack.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Jon Kyl said, ‘Arizona minority-whipped Iraqi-camels until 1870, so the only difference I see is that a Sand-Nigger wraps his head in a towel before I crack him.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Old-pro schools new-booty school-girl-uniform; ‘Quickest way to man’s heart—through stomach.’ Trick walks up; school-girl starts rubbing his dick; pro-cut her eyes; school-girl says, ‘But, I’m aiming for his wallet.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Patrick Murphy asked if Charles Ray would hide a nigger in his attic during WWIV like a Belgian-Jew during WWII, Charles Ray replied, ‘Yes, but I’m charging the nigger $30 a night.’” in “N-CNN: Mic-cold-war”
• The joke “Puffy was scared to drink his own Cîroc during the Southern Californian 5.4 earthquake in 2008; he could be shaken and stirred.” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “Singer Blondie told the Génie, ‘I want to be reincarnated exactly the same: but sexier; more European; a prettier-voice.’ Abracadabra! Blondie awoke to, ‘Estelle? Wake-up, dear, we have to go-’ Blondie cried, ‘Nò!’” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The joke “The day 50 Cent gloss-covers the New Yorker, I’ll swallow two-quarters live on-stage; pass-them-shits backstage; shoe-shine them for the bar tip-jar; and-tell-a-bitch, ‘I had to put the money in my mouth to hold our bar-drinks.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “The Nigga greyhound driver told the White cripple ‘Bitch, you takin’ up 8 bus seats; chill.’” in “3K: Precious oxygen”  
• The joke “The old Memphis-pimp looked out the new-home window over-viewing his lake, and-say, ‘Bitch-if-you-just sign that dotted-line, your yellow-hand I will shake.’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “The old Memphis-pimp looked over that fine prime-Floridian loan, and asked, ‘How much, bitch; to kick these gators off in this-here new-home?’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “This street-nigga sent his son to the school-library-net-computer to look up and print off the recipe for crack-cocaine. Like, ‘Oh, you want daddy to think you smart, lil’ nigga?’” in “N-CNN”
• The joke “White-America lubed-up TWA800 with castor-oil; it crashed; they blamed it on a nigga, remember?” in “N-CNN”
• The journey of Alice Walker, Harriett Tubman, and Amma and courage of Tyra Banks, Maxine Waters, and Alicia Keys in “Sojourn”
• The journey of Alice Walker, Harriett Tubman, and Amma and courage of Tyra Banks, Maxine Waters, and Alicia Keys in “Sojourn”
• The jumbo shrimp and free-range chicken of “Just a laptop”
• The jumbo shrimps and free-range chickens in “A long line in small town”
• The jumbo-shrimp of the organic-shelf in “Termite snacks”
• The justification of lethal force on “Lé BET clique”
• The Kanye West off-soil classics
• The Katrina mime’s aerial diffusion into palm-shaking on “Dr. Puppet-nickel’s scatter-fresh scent”
• The keyword search objective
• The kinetics of gesture, facial expression, posture, and pose
• The knowledge, education, and awareness sequence in “Every shut eye ain’t asleep”
• The lab non-intervention as incentive for perpendicular observation of reserve wildlife signaling in collision planes
• The language digit as artifact, object, subject, unit, event, point, article, element, piece, and component
• The language of the rulers, priests, warriors, and scribes of antiquity
• The language strategy as mechanism, formula, figuration, and calculation
• The language structure as system, formula, law, rule, and equation
• The language switch as execute, trigger, strike, block, move, act, punch, punch line, and attack
• The language tool as form, craft, and device
• The last brigade of Ireland: The Fredericksburg stone-walled divisions; James Taylor’s 80-20 in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The last time I shook a hand like this my watch came up missing
• The law of black-holes: The anti-electric, anti-magnetic, and antiparticle vacuum
• The law, conviction, and belief of atrocity in “Crimens wither humanitatum”
• The Lawry’s seasoning salt aroma of urine salinity in “Quota: Creative travel writing grant”
• The Lawry’s seasoning-salt aroma of urine-salinity in “FGTV: C-span; DL; The Sabbath”
• The laws of human communication: You cannot not communicate and you will not agree to disagree
• The laws, facts, and tests of prediction
• The lead, feature, and highlight vs. the unprocessed reliable-stock in “The source: The five heartbeats”
• The lecture coordinator as liaison for street performers in the college circuit
• The legal briefs of vaginal-specific Negroid suttee cases
• The legal cases of death by negligence in holding-cells in “Mumia: Learn in jail, nigger; So be it”
• The legal cases of Jamel Shakir, Mutulu Shakur, and Mumia Abu Jamal
• The legal cases of Shakir’s Prison Poetry Program in “Conjugal rights: 1768 connubialism”
• The legal humor of line “...and the one guarantee that you get with it is that it’s damaged” in “Good hair credit: GH1”
• The lemon peal balls, baking soda, paper, and plastic of “In comes disposable mail”
• The length, mass, time, temperature in unit measurement notation
• The leverage of the label maker: I like the “new you”
• The lexigraphic core of primate writing
• The line  “Mary Kevin Niland, got-that Miranda-pussy-complex.” in “The source: C-span”
• The line  “Some maims—some kills; mock-sentence and sing-haunt the self-justified; to serve life.” in “Dorm-life: Lab accidents; À triage’s fin”
• The line (1) “And, welcome Black. I’m Shakir; the well-known reporter known well by only a select-few, and this is NIGGA-CNN; a Chuck D. & Russell Simmons idea.” in “N-CNN”
• The line (1) “And-welcome-Black! This is, Shakir, The Son of Stewart & Sheppard, niggas… the well-known broadcaster, known only by a select-few, and this is NIGGA-CNN; a Chuck D./Russell Simmons idea.” in “N-CNN”
• The line (2) “We, at NIGGA-CNN, do our best keeping you updated, while doing our best staying the fuck-up-out these niggas’ way: bringing you nigga-business locally and from abroad.” in “N-CNN”
• The line (2) “We, at NIGGA-CNN, do our best keeping you updated, while doing our best staying the fuck-up-out these niggas’ way: bringing you nigga-business locally and from abroad.” in “N-CNN”
• The line (4.1) “Does post-Katrina non-Louisianan gris-gris still exist; being black in America, and all?” in “CNN”  
• The line (5) “Researchers are proving that the Black Nation of Islam conspiratorially used Chris Brown in BET 08 to infuse ‘bowtie-hotness’ into their strict dress-code in Negroid-dense populations.” in “CON1”
• The line (6)“Researchers are proving that Cheryl Monroe is less likely to trust Stewart Williams around her young after the black-corporate-championships.” in “CNN”
• The line (7) “Researchers are proving that O. J. Simpson’s skull-shape predetermined his propensity to choke-a-bitch: Triage-Tauj reported meeting O. J. Simpson sitting alone at a waterfront-restaurant.” in “N-CNN”
• The line (8) “Researchers are proving that African-Americans and Jewish-Americans are most likely to interbreed the next enslavement-campaign.” in “CNN”
• The line “ ‘A’ Game up, Big-Cube, with the Volume-Hollywood-10; ATL street-niggas dustin’-off their old link-snatchin’ guerrilla-theater-tactics with Big-worm’s ‘Let’s go!’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “ ‘I can’t believe nothings dying.’ / ‘Well, I’m going to get something killed!’” in “Buzzard cartoons and serials”
• The line “(1) Nia, a top-shelf-successful middle-aged black-woman, is a private-practicing psychologist and a part-time librarian living in The ATL with no time for mens’ games.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(2) Nia eats, drinks, refreshes, and sleeps at her downtown-library job; but, always dreams the reoccurring nightmare that the downtown bag-ladies are plotting against her.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(3) Nia is intelligent and gorgeous, but walks around like someone stole-her-fuckin’-bike because she pays high-rent for a posh loft, that she lives-alone in, 4 hours out of the work-week.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(4) Nia’s private-practice is a revolving-door of flirty black-male head-cases, and dirty-minded couples; but daddy’s-little-girl finds ways to make work fulfilling.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(5) Nia wasn’t even planning to go to the Annual Librarians’ Conference in the Bahamas this year; but she did; she met Suave, and met her match.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(6) Nia has steamy-hot video-conference-sex with Suave over the internet, but Nia’s supervisor is an evil-bitch; a jealous-bitch; an I-hate-that-bitch bitch; so, she vows to block the library-computer-room off on Nia’s shifts.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(7) Nia’s frantically belaboring the numeric-touchpad of her outdated text-messaging cell-phone as a last resort with Suave; the book-theft alarm is going off; people are saying, ‘Miss? Miss?’ She don’t-even-hear’em.” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(8) Nia breaks from the trance when the White-male student slams his books down on the table: ‘Oh, yeah, like you really had to come all the way to the counter to pay for these books, anyway.’” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “(9) Nia is running through the airport to catch Suave before closure is final, but, in the back of her mind she’s thinking, ‘And, I’m really about to do this shit all over again. Okay.’” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The line “....So they can leave the machètès at hőme, hey? It’s Belize: with a bůllet.” in “CHAKA 09: Őh yeah?”      
• The line “[Gun-point] 4^th Ward-lord: ‘Bang-bang where-the cash-at [!]?’ / ‘Between [us] Tikal & Copan, [them] Kaminaljuyú, I honestly can’t determine which-us got-more? What’s us-chance tribute-live by ya’ll-law, tomorrow, us-today?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “[laughing] Hey…he-he… Jay-Z, he-he, I’ll be hanging off your jockstrap like Bangkok-Björk—but more Quick.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “[Nail file] Hi, hater. One moment, please.” in “The source: Cîroc-swagger man-trap; And where’s your Louis-bag?”
• The line “[Nail file] One full-moon period; every Lil’ Kimmy salon-faux-pas; one full-moon period.” in “The source: Cîroc-swagger man-trap; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “[spin-stand] Hell naw. I knew I should’ve got-that nigga, man. See? He-laughin’-bout-this-shit- [Xhosa implosive-smack] Hell naw.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘A Perfect Circle’ should swap for ‘Nine Inch Nails’ who should swap for ‘Six Inch Nails’” in “Codex: Six inch nails, playa: Just a thought, devil.”
• The line “‘Attack yo-ass like a looter in the riot.’ / ‘Hit-em with a brick; and I’m dancin’.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘B-listed means I scuttlebutt audience seating just to watch another nigga do him.” in “Outkast unit: Korn life puffs; God’s sib me”
• The line “‘But, what about the addicts in the attic?’ / ‘Just reroll them and let’s go.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘Can’t have Crack-Rap without Smoker-Rap: I hear antimatter has pull, too, nigga.’ / ‘Don’t even say nothin’ to them-niggas.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘Caring’ is like going to the library during recess.” in “Dorm-life: Lab accidents”
• The line “‘Did you get some?’ I asked. Bean said, ‘Ssss man, I stuck my finger in, but I was try’na get my dick in.’” in “The source: F13, essay”
• The line “‘He was trying to shoot that-nigga, Archie, but aiming at the bottom of this hill is an awkward angle.’ / ‘That prissy-bitch! Did he expect her to keep standing there waiting for the return-fire?’” in “N-CNN: FAS1”
• The line “‘Hey? If my dreads swing into my food, can Escherichia le coli swing in my dreads?’ / ‘That bitch still likes this nasty-mathafucka?’” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “‘Homie, what happened?’ / ‘I know why the rock-heads sing.’” in “That rock”
• The line “‘I called Mousey, once; her brother woofed shit on the phone; I never called, back’ / ‘Naw nigga, I liked you’” in “CHAKA 89: The Avalons; N-CNN”
• The line “‘I think there’s a spirit of conscientious-objection in the house, tonight.’ / ‘Couldn’t be me, Boss; I’m just helping by eating the dead-bodies, Boss; can’t stand for good-food wasted, hey?’ / ‘Good lab-monkey.’ / ‘Thanks, Boss.’” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “‘If my momma didn’t prepare ‘em—I ain’t eatin’ ‘em’: what is-them, nigga?’ /‘      .’/ ‘Yúp.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘If the bitch even think about squealin’; I’m danglin’ a pork-chop, nigga.’ / ‘[Gun-point] Go get-it-out-of Masta’s-barn!’” in “The source”
• The line “‘James Taylor, are American tax dollars funding airtime review of ‘Stealing the General’? West Point chat-rooms don’t  even pretend to be as fascinated by it as you do’ / ‘Cut-his-mic-cut-his-mic.’” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The line “‘Jay-Z just-refuse to let-go the goddamn cake.’ / ‘Just means he’s still in-’ / ‘I know but-’” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “‘Kaffir, please tell this Chink I’m asking to buy just 1 jar of malaria-mosquitoes? Shit.’ / ‘He says he cannot sell just 1 jar of malaria-mosquitoes to the American-boy.’ / ‘Uh…I don’t think those are spiders, Darwin.’” in “CON1: Galapagos Goapoli”
• The line “‘Lil’ homie, you gone be honest? Okay…what’s up with the White-girl, Young Lloyd, and the fur-coats?’ / ‘Did the furs match? And, does that make me crazy? Next-caller- nigga-next-caller.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘Look, this is the last time you hit me, old-man; I don’t want to insult your manhood, hey? ….The bitch turn-18 sooner or later, old-man….Le-me-lone! I’m fine.’” in “N-CNN: Mister-Mister, before you make me go”
• The line “‘Look, this nigga still ain’t got-no common-sense—watch this…’ / ‘[Smoke-inhale] Well, get him, again, shit.’” “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “‘Money over bitches.’/ ‘Yeah and, pussy before prayer.’” in “N-CNN: MOB vs. PBP”
• The line “‘Mousey’ was a misnomer; wasn’t really nothin’ mousey about her, nigga.” in “CHAKA 89: Naw, nigga, I liked you”
• The line “‘Perk just strolled through campus, first day, just to remind niggas to forget.’ / ‘NKS, what? Perk, who?’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “‘Pulp Fiction’ vs. ‘Cool-hand Luke’ for Smoothie Gloss-Cover Award” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: CHL”
• The line “‘Quick’ was how fast we drew-down on them niggas, Katt.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Um, how do you sày… ‘Le negro-dumb’?”
• The line “‘That violent-pool was your charm-school?’ / ‘Yeah, that’s my charm-school.’” in “The source: The BET 2008 awards; The gent, Young Jeezy”
• The line “‘The Hiroshima/Chernobyl-studies can support our assertion that the radiation-exposure levels are non-lethal and pose no risk of genetic-mutations.’” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “‘The Shield’ vs. ‘Dead Presidents’ for armless veteran retraining services.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “‘Trick-off on me; not her’ / ‘Damn, Jelly, what am I supposed to do with this bitch?’ / ‘Chóp-chòp’ / ‘Both y’all bitches crazy.’” in “DL1”
• The line “‘Yo-bitch chose me, nigga; she changed her name to my-bitch, nigga. What?’ / ‘Who’s this new Simp with the limp?’” in “N-CNN: Wheezy”
• The line “‘Young Jeezy reminds me of Jadakiss; does Jamel Shakir remind you of Jamel Shabazz?’/ ‘So many strippers—I  need two of me, God.’” in “The source: The BET 08 awards”
• The line “’Yeah, just ride-out with a nigga.’ I miss Jelly, but we cain’t-never kick-it no-more; negative-chemistry: some people amplify the wrong thing in you when you’re together.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “… okay…there’s a Black man, a Pakistani man, and a China man in queue at the terminal gates of hell…” in “The American Siberia” 
• The line “… okay…there’s a black-man, a Pakistani-man, and a China-man in queue at the terminal gates of hell…” in “The source: The American Siberia”
• The line “….‘Dr. Nigger this is busy work’ / ‘Well, Lake Tahoe snow blower, get my job, or get to work.’” in “CHAKA 09: Quota: Shÿ-cut”
• The line “….All America has left is it’s Black slaves and Brown servants.” in “CHAKA 09: Tourism, boostie”
• The line “….All I did all day was ate my-cereals and played beats in my room, like a good black boy, too. I did nothing, too.” in “CHAKA 09: Quota: Shÿ-cut”
• The line “….DeAngelo said, ‘Òh, shit,’ spit the tooth out, and finished his candy.” in “CHAKA 09: This fall apart, America”
• The line “….Eigh’ Tre Gangsta’, all I’m getting’ you for is ya’ dominos and lighter, man, so these new booties can stop dead, now.” in “FAFSA: Pigeon killa”
• The line “….Hey! Caesar! March 1^st & 15^th.” in “CHAKA 09: The countdown”                
• The line “….Kandice, no one believes what I said actually happened to our lab animals.” in “FAFSA: Pigeon killa: Lab coats: And, it dőn’t stop”
• The line “….Paul Mooney said, ‘Niggas you can kiss all this shit goodbye.’” in “CHAKA 09: This fall apart, America”
• The line “….Ryseberg is sexy; shut face and I’d fuck.” in “FAFSA: Pigeon killa: ‘Cause we twisted like that, screw-face”
• The line “….The Veterinarian decided not to numb my stitches after I boasted I designed the booby-trap.” in “CHAKA 09: Which doctor you say?”
• The line “….The Veterinarian said he could stitch me up, no problem, so yellow-granddaddy had no problem Jew-ing him down to $50.” in “CHAKA 09: Which doctor you say?”
• The line “….They built this mothafucka right on top of Azlan and Belizean Olmecca: we built this city.” in “CHAKA 09: Nationalized or polar-galvanized”
• The line “1 sad-cracker = 100 nigga-years” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: 1D”
• The line “12 hour minimum jail processing time for all Georgia solicitation-suspects” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “2 Blacks can create a White offspring; but what if 2 redbones with ‘good-hair’ have a nappy-offspring—is the offspring still a redbone?” in “The source: Bean-agronomy”
• The line “2 inches anal I cannot take—so, the Japanese I tolerate.” in “No deal? Man-pussy: Cankerworms”
• The line “227’s McDonald’s Calvin vs. Good Times’ J.J. for Wheezy trick-money.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “24 hour minimum waiting-room stay for all Georgia unpaid-billing emergency-room patients” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “2-minute-brothas lined-up from the bedroom on out the front-door is the female fantasy, Mr. Luda.” in “No Deal? Man-pussy”
• The line “3K, how is there still a Johnnie Cochran Legal Firm with no Johnnie Cochran, and where the hell is Badu, ex-step-brah?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “3K, I’m doin’ this shit for you, nigga, I said, ‘Malachi on Dungeon Family, family.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “4^th Ward’s ritual-mule-sacrifices vs. ATL growth-space: I’m too busy dividing 4^th-Ward-cake with the ritual-mule-sacrificial-blade, goblin: the mule starves, anyway.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “700B US deficit= 10K annual-taxes per household (1/3^rd or 1/4^th your check).” in “N-CNN”
• The line “80% of skid row is Black and Brown; 20% is Other.” in “No deal: Homie, what happened?”
• The line “80% of the scholars are propositioned to turn informant; 20% turn it down.” in “No deal: Homie, what happened?”
• The line “818 was long-distance, so I called her, like, once.” in “CHAKA 89: Let’s swap-meet slum-sum”
• The line “A downtown-nigga looked at me and said, ‘I see we makin’ this homeless shit look way too easy.’” in “Dr. Nothin’ Nigger; Dorm-life”
• The line “A monkey can take a joke, it’s the open smiling that makes him attack you.” in “Minstrel carnival: TFS1”
• The line “A Pearl Cleager with a meat-cleaver  cleaved a pig-pearl and found the crack in everything.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “A Salvador Dali? Bitch, how-‘bout-I-just buy you a real melted-clock? Pick-a-clock-bitch-pick-a-clock- I’ll melt it myself.” in “N-CNN: MJ1: PPH”
• The line “A.S.I.D. wins MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew for 2008” in “N-CNN: Break Dance”
• The line “A: ‘Nigga, you been-spose ­­[supposed] to-be dead.’ / B: ‘Nigga, they-gone shoot you.’ / C: ‘….While they serve you life-in-prison.’ / D: ‘No, kind-sir, I’m supposed to make the money fall out of your pocket, now.’” in “N-CNN: DM1”
• The line “About your hand, they’ll tell the hospital the 007-mobile-phone-gun was a 4^th of July quarter-stick….easy.” in  “FGTV: C-span”
• The line “Academe was the only industry where I could call my investors a batch of ___-swappin’ ____ and they still kept me on the phone.” in “The slave-ship states: So, I understand reservations”
• The line “Adina and Yolanda chose me after Odel and Oscar and I never let them forget that.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “After the uneven reallocation of wealth, Nazi-pope only addressed paupers; 1 newly-wealthy survivor-guilty man pauper-dressed just to be recognized; it worked but the Nazi-pope only whispered, ‘I thought I told you all get lost.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ah! Somebody get this brat the fuck up off me! Help, nigga! Ah!” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; Jordan 23’s in the Louis”
• The line “Ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty.” in “Chit’lan soup”
• The line “Akon, I’m not making up the Atlanta Now line that Awda accepts donation from Colgate.” in “The source”
• The line “Alice Rivlin’s face: nothing short of an Alfred Hitchcock funeral-beneficiary-mask.” in “C-span”
• The line “Alicia Keys’ zoo-fever” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “All America has left is it’s Black slaves and Brown servants.” in “Ay yo, Caesar! The 1st & 15th of March, nigga! Ha, ha, ha”
• The line “All I did all day was ate cereal and made beats, like a good Black boy.” in “No deal: Homie, what happened?”
• The line “All prophets taking-leaves quietly leaves half the warlords reigning.” in “The source: P(-100%)= W(+50%)”
• The line “All the shit you’d thought you really wanted to know about, but really didn’t, nigga.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Am I under arrest!-Am I under arrest!-I said, ‘Take your hands off me!’” in “The source: C-span: Pussy-panthers”
• The line “America likes its ‘Jamel Malik Shakirs’ White.” in “Euro-history: 400 years from now”
• The line “Amidst the yelps of the chicken-greased preacher coaxing my voodoo-spirit to the White Jesus, and the wailingpews of fine fat-bitches, you’ll smell the sweet meld of perfume and pussy.” in “Catfight at the casket: CC1”
• The line “An old black lady looked at me then granddaughter, sayin’, ‘I wouldn’t buy nothin’ that scary.’” in “That rock: Wizard cursed”
• The line “And everyone else just sounded like Saul Williams; even me.” in “Saturn’s dad”
• The line “And I kick the bosch.” in “The autobiography of the Brown Dash: Football-football?”
• The line “And, I liked my probation-officers, but these niggas forgot to file my probation-completion forms.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “And, she didn’t even have to get with’em to get like’em.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “And, tell my fellow-countrymen I said… ‘Fuck-em!’” in “The source: Pussy-panthers; The eggs-Benedict-Arnold price-jumps and kaffir-plaid-dashikis”
• The line “Anderson Cooper, Joe Klein is a disgruntled, ‘unemployed,’ professor that secretly journals back to the wives of married-professors.” in “CNN: Probability? Reread”
• The line “Anderson Cooper, Tony Perkins only subscribed to Ragan-omics to get laid in college.” in “CNN: Probability?”
• The line “Angel, I had to tell Daniel about that ‘Jim-Jones-nigga’ man, I told’em, ‘West is so evil; I stopped running with his sister, Samira, just so we wouldn’t have a reason to misunderstand one another.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Angela Bassett, now Rick Fox? It’s over, next week.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Angela Bassett, the pretty-Puerto-Rican-nigga was groove-interference.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Angie’s-list vs. Craig’s-list on Mexican housekeeping-rates” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: F13”
• The line “Annapolis, Maryland recruits just 1 HNIC with just 1 $300,000 potential-bonus, while, Green Bay, Wisconsin looks towards Dells’ companies for gaming & entertainment stock-values.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Anthony Hamilton’s feets-got-lifted from off the ground diggin’ in the thrift-store bin fa-those-polyestas.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Anything more than empty cans and bottles in my cart, and people get nervous.” in “That rock”
• The line “Anything-goes vs. By any means necessary” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “April Palmer’s ‘Total Class Escort Service’ is forced to pay back-taxes to IRS in Billings, Montana.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Arthur Ferdinand hid from the hidden-tax questions like Black-Birmingham hid from King on protest-march-day.” in “CNN”
• The line “Arthur Fernidad’s tax-dollars fund non-profit organizational-staff.” in “FGTV”
• The line “As great as Ma’s hate of this, is Gee-Gee’s pride.” in “That rock: The pharcyde”
• The line “As you say, ‘I live and let live’; fire-off the repellent.” in “Dr. Doolittle”
• The line “At end; police detained her for 12 hours for shit-talkin’ from the start.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “ATL ‘18^th Street’ gang war-wager countered by unlikely prison-release with wavy pony-tail; paint-roller turf-erasure in question.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “ATL strip-club-bitches so thick you got’ta-swag-ya un-tucked White-boy-shirt or double-bind ya-dick-up in tightie-whities before you leave the house. Tell’em Don-the-Mouse-Juan.” in “PPH”
• The line “Atlanta-niggas sayin’, ‘If the bitch ashy; pop-bottles on her, homie.’” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “ATL-niggas Homie-the-Shakir is fuckin-over some of your Queens, check this…” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Aunt-Jamama vs. Françoise Macandala for the #1-spot on the waffle-mix box: got iron?” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Got Iron?”
• The line “Ay-brah, [chuckle] let’s all play ‘let’s all kill Tupac’ all over, again, shit.” in “N-CNN: E1: NAS?”
• The line “Babs-Bunny relies on Puffy for financial-advice: Take Back the Night rejects FEM Movement’s business-proposal.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Baby-Bean’s dick-flashin’ flesh-display-chirps directed at grown Mexican women went on—unnoticed.” in “F13: The skull-rack showcase; Pogs?”
• The line “Back in Infant-America: 1 live lobster had less value than 1 white-bread loaf, yet still more value than 1 wheat-bread loaf. How?” in “N-CNN: Venom/time”
• The line “Badu Cherry Candy: Homemade Recipe: ‘Si-sippin’ on some sy-rup’; boil-concentration = 10% evaporative-alcohol loss.” in “N-CNN: E1: WS1”
• The line “Badu, 2 conditional-locations I’d clip my nails off for you: The first; the first location I broke a nail loading your luggage….” in “The source: Male-Rihanna; Labola”
• The line “Badu, cain’t-nobody do-nothin’ with me-&-Malachi; but see us LIVE and learn why we survived; he just couldn’t see past my school-uniform.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, can you see it? ‘I Want You’, ‘The Healer’, and ‘Tricky Meal-Tickets’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, every time I look back in Shaunya Chavis’ direction she gets finer; but you’ve got my-gun in your-bag, my-lady.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, goddamn-it, does ‘Bobby & Whitney’ ring a wedding-bell with you, Jesus- Mary-and-that-trick.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, I already have our costumes; you already have our customers.” in “N-CNN: Coiffure-spell”
• The line “Badu, I confirm: anything; I’m too wild, anyway. Besides, my ex-wife’s been doing it  to me for years, now.” in “N-CNN: Coiffure-spell”
• The line “Badu, I’ll duffle-bag, I’ll back-up dance, there may not be a third-dichotic-chance [JS: 7-15-08: 1PM ET].” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, if it’s a boy, let’s name him Smokey Robinson. I had to say, ‘Next lifetime, Hyena,’ for this?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Badu, if we meet in the 4^th Ward-lords’ courtyard; it’s a shotgun-wedding; we can’t meet in the Apache Redbone-Plaza it would be a second first-date.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, if you don’t wait for me, too, you will do the opposite of my ex-wife, yet will still have cheated. Yet, if you do exactly as my ex-wife, then we’re all still better off alone.” in “N-CNN: Transparency-riddle”
• The line “Badu, if you go on tour without me, then you’ve cheated; if I take you back, then I don’t know how to say, ‘This ain’t workin’.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, if you still like me, I’ll even let you lick your lips and talk-dirty to me, like, ‘SHAKIR, bring me my beèr! Ha-ha-ha. I want my beèr, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, if you take-me-out Georgian house-arrest, then you have to carry my-gun in your purse, and I would mind your business-bag, my-lady.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, it’s to my sinister-dreamscape, now.” in “N-CNN: Coiffure-spell”
• The line “Badu, Jelly like, ‘Soon as she take her eye off you; I’m fuckin’.’” in “DL1”
• The line “Badu, just because I fuck-around, doesn’t mean; I do. It takes breakfast-oats to upgrade to BADU on an uphill-path, but if BADU let’s me go, I roll-out the opposite-side a barley-hill unscathed, goddamn-it.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, marry me! Our honeymoon can be in the 4^th Ward. Hyena, next-lifetime [JS: 7-15-08: 1PM ET].” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, marry me! The Marley kids run from commitment like, ‘This not a soccer-ball.’” in “N-CNN: The source: SHAKIR 08”
• The line “Badu, Me & Kenya was fuckin’ and I wouldn’t cut my perm for her: she backhandedly-complimented, ‘Sometimes you act just like a pretty-boy.’” in “DL1: Almost: GH1”
• The line “Badu, my ex-wife of ten-years didn’t like my perfect-nails, either; but it was a bunch-a-shit she didn’t like about me, so….” in “The source”
• The line “Badu, Playaz Circle’s little duffle-bag-boyz or me?” in “The source: C-span”
• The line “Badu, pop-click dead-ware exists, but this is a metrợnome: Honey-money slip?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, remember Peter Quitsguard? He’s crazy, too, now: PT’s gone.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, so this one white-twink is flirting with me amidst a swarm of black-bitches that ain’t-try’na tolerate a-broke-nigga, but he won’t feed me my cat-sushi roll, right?” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation”
• The line “Badu, the fucked-up part-two this is that no-one is paying for theater-tickets to see ‘Chicken-Run’ twice! I’ll add.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, the goddamn-good-thing about pistol-whippin’ the fronts out-a refugee is that they can’t pistol-whip us, back; we’re native-citizens.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Badu, the haste-waste cheesecake’s a-still-good: ‘Money made God and Satan compete utilizing technology; Satan-cheats but God-saves’ / ‘I said, “My originals is-gone [plural].” ’ ” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, this white-twink wouldn’t even sell me his cat-sushi for double-up, yet, he was still scooted all up under my armpits; wide-open.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation; Steel-add-it”
• The line “Badu, we can pre-nuptial or broom-jump, you know: the choice is yours; I’m still thinking about the finger-nail-clip mandate.” in “The source”
• The line “Badu, Wheezy’s inferrin’ you jus’ playin’ with a nigga’s ‘motions—in a risk-game of temptation, over-publicity, listed-value-difference, and overexposure.” in “The source”
• The line “Badu, Wheezy’s inferring that you’ll just have your way with my tender-pieces and leave me; you would tell me if he wasn’t lying, wouldn’t you?” in  “The source”
• The line “Badu, who gives a visa-fuck if our step-children hate us? We never have to cross-discipline them.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, would you rather meet by a live-band or at an ice-breaker session? What if these brown-nickels show-up actin’ like royal-fools, and now, your personal-beef is my adopted-beef, Ms. Banana-crème pie?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu, would you rather sit at the vendor-booth or in the audience?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu… … who clowns best?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu… …the school-boy is locked-up; the prison-nigga is released, okay?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu… …we all get paid to erase-a-nigga, but I also get paid to draw-on-a-nigga and this is a pistol-whipping hot-summer, okay?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Badu…baby…whatever it is, you’ll almost-always find it in your bathroom; it’s always the last place you’ll check when you’re running-late: first-move’s the last-thought.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Baduism: Female genital-mutilation in Choc-choc-hi-stan; 4 unit” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Bankruptcy on US Airways’ horizon: 8 pilots on flight-probation for castor-oil leaks.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Bankruptcy on US Airways’ horizon: 8 pilots on flight-probation for castor-oil leaks” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Bart Stupak’s nightmares morph from egg-futures-contracts to JFK’s death; but I don’t know how this secret will help you, now.” in “C-span”
• The line “Be a devil, it works for you. But-now stay a devil.” in “Dirty under my nails”
• The line “Bean, all I got is some corn, a chicken, a fox, and a boat, right?” in “Shakir 08: Personal property?”
• The line “Beauty salons’ nōva nōmen: deathtraps.” in 3/4^ths of “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Because the Blacks I reference now aren’t US dictional or even encyclopedic.” in “That rock”
• The line “Beggin’-change, O.G. Pimp? Homies, Young-Jeezy puttin’ money on-ya pump at the gas-station, pimpin’.’” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Being ‘Pacific Islander’ in America: Carson, CA. High-School” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Dorm-Life; School Days”
• The line “Being old just mean you get your ass kicked quicker.” in “Dirt under my nails: The zoo & the jungle”
• The line “Being young means you get-away quicker.” in “The source”
• The line “Ben Stein is from old blue-chip stock-crash family-monies; outlooks from the poor-man’s weatherglass.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ben Stein, your blue-chip stock-crash family’s so wealthy they’re probably ashamed of you for crisply parleying on CNN, today; probably call you ‘buck-up the fuck-up.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Best friends generally unexpectedly cancel on prepaid-trips and destroy friendships, and if you un-invite their ghoulish-children; more of the same: getting a prenuptial is easier.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “BET 08 awards tricked me; I didn’t know it was gone-be a horror-flick; Lil’ Wayne on-some murky-shit, homie.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “BET’s so cold on a nigga; they will heat-seek your weakest cut, and broadcast that on international rotation.” in “Lé BET clique: Public resignation”
• The line “Between his illusory and her indecisiveness were the children.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Big-boi autographs, free, at The Greenbrier, today; fans, don’t dress for photos, just bring some pens.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Bilal simultaneously danced the Baton Rouge dolls while playing the drum & bass.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Some-tỉdes; We say, ‘the nigga-dome’”
• The line “Bill Clinton, if you’re not president, anymore; your intern in-turn turned snitch; and a nigger is still beating your wife…remind me…why are you still acting center-stage?” in “C-span: The UC Stanford doctorial mentorship-panel?”
• The line “Bill Clinton, where’d that little bush go? Fuck the little Pacific-island fat-kids; where’d the little bush go?” in “N-CNN: C-span: U.S. Conference of Mayors”
• The line “Bill Cosby, my yellow-son has earned his stitches, yet, my brown-son will never acknowledge his rank; and now, I’ve rushed my sons out their childhoods; oh Cosby, what have I done?” in “N-CNN: Soap-opera-mouth”
• The line “Bipartitely-violent: Holland Cîroc!” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Bitch I ain’t-got-no foreign-residency in Canada—no dual-citizenship—fuck they bacon! Throw some dandelion in the grits, shit; just get full, shit.” in “N-CNN: MJ1: PPH”
• The line “Bitch! I didn’t pay 7.50 for you to stare at Morris Chestnut the whole movie!” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Bitch, I didn’t graduate from charm-school just to get shot by you in a strip-club parking-lot…. $20?” in “PPH”
• The line “Bitch, I didn’t pay 7.50 for you to stare up at Morris Chestnut the whole movie.” in “N-CNN: Day-day”
• The line “Bitch, I got a list of men that I’m raping in prison.” in “Man-pussy: Dr. Gaylord”
• The line “Bitch, I’m a cool drink of water to you: tasteless but refreshing.” in “The source: C-span; Hurricane-Carter water”
• The line “Bítch, if I have to break a nail fuckin’ with you, tonight…” in “The source: The king’s scribe”
• The line “Bitch, if these is eggs, make me some grits, shit, and if these is grits, make me some eggs.” in “The source: The country girl’s cooking”
• The line “Bitch, if you cain’t really cook; back on the pumpkin truck.” in “The source: LA country”
• The line “Bitch, if you don’t cook: use the kitchen-knife-stone as an acrylic-nail-filer.” in “The source”
• The line “Bitch, if you don’t get this cover-blowin’ fire-crackin’ nigga out our trap…” in “The source: Turnip blood: Smart dumb-niggas, Katt”
• The line “Bitch, I-zzz a Witchdoctà; I can make club-rain during drought-season.” in “The source: Wha’s hàppenin’, bâbŷ?”
• The line “Bitch, where-my-oth’a house-shoe? Shit! I swear I cain’t-never find shit in here wit’-you! You swear it’s jus’-fa-da-county, but I swear you-jus’ merchin’-my shit off.” in “N-CNN: TMW: PPH”
• The line “Bitch, you can tell them, ‘Jamel dressed in drag because he was tired of us fuckin’ with his payless shoes.’” in “The source: The king’s scribe: The golden-archers: Anything but Pro-wing”
• The line “Bitch, you really thought I was-trynna throw a 20 on-stage with the ones? It was dark.” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “Bitch, you’ll shoot me out here in the parkin’ lot, in-front all these niggas… over a 20?” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “Bitch, you-got lightening-bug pussy; I’ll cut ya head off; set ya booty in a foil-ring.” in “The source”
• The line “Bitches, if yo-man can’t be on this bus with y’all, today, remind-him how I bullied  y’all, yesterday; like, ‘Naw, bitch, I catch this one; you’ll wait an hour on-some home-later-than-that shit; no city for single-moms, hey?’” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Bitch-I-whore so you don’t have to: that’s what a pretty-nigga’s supposed to do; that’s our job.” in “The source”
• The line “Black Crazy-Horse went to El Pollo Loco for chicken, but found nothing but clay-chips from a bomb-blast.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Bombast”
• The line “Black-American taboos: If the Chinese killed Bruce Lee all-off-in America; what-you think ah-nigga’ll do to me all-off-in Chocolate-city, nigga?” in “N-CNN: CON1: NAS-FILA”
• The line “Bleed was the only nigga, out 8, that had my back” and “If anybody blastin’; it’s me, nigga.” in “CHAKA 89: USC mobbin’: Just me and Bleed; And we ain’t even tight”         
• The line “Blood, if you stab me, you still splittin’ $120 cash 3-ways- divide-by-3-nigga-divide-by-3.” in “Turnip blood”
• The line “Bloods sweated on writer’s blocks” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: E”
• The line “Bo-Bo could not get over it: ‘Nigga, you really like Yú-Yú?’” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers”
• The line “Boogie-Bots win MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Boss Rick Ross, the 107.9 DJ’s turn; they’ll play New Money Entertainment’s Lil Hot against you for a pack of Kools.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Boss Ross, fine as she is, if we had the time of day, I wouldn’t fuck with the Jay-Lo police-chick out of loyalty, alone.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Boss Ross, I confirm, this Jay-Lo police chick is bright-right, but you know who she really wants to talk to?” in “N-CNN: I put on for my city”
• The line “Boss Ross, I confirm, we are counting the champagne bottles: Congratulations.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “Boss Ross, Sacramento-niggas was so hungry when I left—they’ve forgotten what greasy-lips like this feels like.” in “Scribe: Cat-fish in the scrap-dish, homies; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Boss Ross, the 107.9 DJ’s turn-snitch; one say, ‘I’ll do some stupid shit in traffic so she can pull me over and frisk me.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Boss, this bitch ashy with dark eye-circles; may I pop a bottle on her?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Both members of the engaged-couple cheated; both had conflicting break-up dates.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Bow-wow is quick, baby-crip.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Bow-wow just make a nigga feel old, quick; even his little sister’s grown, now.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Bran-Bran, would you get-with an NBTG or a K-Dub, now?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Brian Jordan is retiring from real-estate to build a youth-center.” in “FGTV: Arthur Fernidad’s tax matters”
• The line “Brown Rice whispered quietly into Powell’s ear; America became Church and State, again—and then they dashed off into a private room together.” in “Shakir 08”
• The line “BSV had an underworld voodoo economic cut ‘I got a pocket full of stōnes’ like ‘Turkey bacon sūb.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Buckhead don’t want me; Bankhead complainin’ I’m trying to take-over.” in “N-CNN: 4^th Ward-lords”
• The line “Bumbershoot vs. Coachella [AEG: LIVE; 1100 S. Flower St., Ste. 3200, Los Angeles, CA, 90015]” in “N-SPAN2”
• The line “Burger King head-shot? A shot in the head; nigga, I’m aimin’ for the #1 Macandala-spot as the black-porter on the Cream of Wheat box- Ha!” in “The source”
• The line “Bus-A-Busta, why is it that broke-ass Kaffirs wind up coming to America to act-a-fool? They go back home- eat more clay-chips; come back to America- act a fool, again.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “But check this, my nigga: he ain’t even from New York….She was suckin’ my dick, nigga.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “But the city hole was not crawl-in deep to make my home.” in “That rock”
• The line “But the town-hall was a back-alley: The permanent-Cleveland smile” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Dumpster-dividends; The 600’s”
• The line “But what’s a swan to a swallow?” in “The source: The king’s scribe: Björk-Tricky”
• The line “But, can you sleep around this bitch?” in “Timberland Burton’s ‘Pussy-pussy?’ The symbiotic conundrum”
• The line “But, check-this my-nigga…the fucked-up part is—Chicago ain’t even the Midwest, right? So, these niggas runnin’-round…” in “N-CNN”
• The line “But, did you cry in front of Eve, nigga?”in “N-CNN: Boyz n the Hood”
• The line “But, my procurement value drops from $130 to $2 when my hair’s pulled back.” in “Man-pussy: Welcome to the Tyra-dome”
• The line “But, the interviewee wore cleated dress shoes.” in “The flashlight cop’s daymare”
• The line “But-I show Saul-Williams what models are made of.” in “N-CNN: Saturn’s Dad”
• The line “By the time I caught my breath to call Scooter his cell number changed; by the time I called Monique to get his new number she didn’t work there, anymore.” in “CHAKA 09”
• The line “California niggas poppin’ caps; Georgia niggas poppin’ bottles; bitch, I’m just poppin’ gum to keep from poppin’ shit, okay?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “California niggas said, ‘Fuck a Katrina, nigga; mine in Texas.’” in “CHAKA 09: Mooney…look”
• The line “Camera-drive like Seal.” in “The source”
• The line “Can pimp-niggas whore to protect black-women’s international-portrayals?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Can-I-bus and L.L. were from the same hood like 3^rd and 4^th ward; still conflicted local-customs.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Carmen Smith hides her drink during NAACP banquet-photos.” in “CNN”
• The line “Cash Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Wayne vs. New Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Hot” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: 80’s”
• The line “Cast me out paradise quicker than God’s Satan, so when I’ve fought my last; put me down at the Vet.” in “Veterinarian: No Deal: Homie, what happened?”
• The line “CHAKA 89 was a Mexican: I’m a young-nigga thinking old-Mexican thoughts; so I walk around silent.” in “N-CNN: F13”
• The line “CHAKA 89 was found guilty, sentenced, and the judge banged his gavel! .... But, when the judge opened up his elevata door….” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Chaka Khan make a Chris Brown say, ‘Ooh! Mommy that’s uncomfortable-ooh-what-you-doin’….’” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (A): C’est le chant des martyrs le chant de ceux qui ne deoraient pas mourir et qui ont dû subir c’est la voix des sans voix.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (B): Dénoncer ceux qui se croient audessus de la loi et qui se prennent pour le roi des rois les martyrs sont morts pour la résistance.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (C): Ils ont payé trés cher pour notre independence ce chant pour leur exprimer notre reconnaissance.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (D): Oui! Ce cri d’alarme pour nous révolter.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (E): Oui! La lute continue pour notre dignité. Le chant des martyrs pour notre liberté.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (F): Oui! Le combat continue pour notre integrité. Le chant des martyrs pour l’éternite.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (G): Oui marchons pour dieu c’est dieu qui juge abaissant l’un, élevent l’autre.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (H): L’homme juste gard confiance même devant la mort.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (I): Les méchants n’éviteront pas la punition mais tous les justes y échapperont.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (J): Le Seigneur deteste les mains qui tuent les innocents.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Chant des martyrs (K): L’esprit qui projette l’injustice. Le témoin qui dit des mensonges.” in “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line “Charles Grady was the 1^st man that I met, that made me clutch my chick; in total fear.” in “CSUC: Charles, who?”
• The line “Charles Grady, Burbank called me to extra in Bay Watch before we met, and now, I call Burbank to watch Bay Watch for you. Weird, huh?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Charles Ray and Tommy Thompson met today on C-SPAN to reevaluate the WWII recovery-budget; Tommy Thompson asked Charles Ray, ‘Is that your face or are you still wearing your gas-mask?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Charlotte-Hoover’s dude was laying shot-up in a hospital-bed, tripping-out, saying, ‘It happened just like I dreamed it; just like a movie.’” in “N-CNN: The source; Saw-nation”
• The line “Chase shot me down 10 yards pre-introduction, but she was too black for Kozer to chase.” in “CHAKA 89: WDC: Call the bitch and ask her, then”      
• The line “Chicago can call them-G.D.-niggas ‘Gangsta-dinosaurs,’ now, nigga [laughing].” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Chicago, why don’t these new-booties don’t look like O.G. Vice-Lords, Folks, Gansta-Disciples, or 4-Corner Hustlers? Where’s your mirror, now?” in “N-CNN: Nigga-business”
• The line “Chicago, why don’t these new-booty-ballers look like O.G. Vice-Lords, Folks, G-D’s, or 4-CH’s? Or, is it just me, niggas?” in “C-span: Devil, this nigga-business; give me a minute”
• The line “Chicago: The common confusion-state” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Chicken was cute, but I was like, ‘Goddamn it, Chicken! Get off me! Don’t you see I’m try’na talk to your sister?’” in “CHAKA 89: Fuck you, then…just playin’…naw, fuck you”
• The line “Children and chickens both always picking off the ground... and both taste the same.” in “Negroid freezer”
• The line “Chris Breezy-the-cheesy keeps poppin’ the fuck up like a sand-balloon blow-up doll.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Chris Brown, I’m too much like Rihanna to be liked by Rihanna, but, I don’t see her like I see my little-sister, either, niggy.” in “The source: The BET 08 awards”
• The line “Chris McCafferty, DNA crime-tests cost too much, if the suspect’s profile resembles Ann Winterton’s husband—the devil’s guilty.” in “C-span”
• The line “Chuck Grassley, Clinton-Iowa’s Nielson Clearing House proved: the annual advertiser-coupon-re­demption value-average= $1.25 per-capita, despite-fact the average-coupon-value= $0.14; untaxed; I profit 10-times-over.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Cipher, remember when ‘rap’ was spelled ‘rapp’?” in “The source”
• The line “Cîroc on the rocks with swagger.” in “The source”
• The line “Cîroc-out with the hood this weekend at the Velvet Room.” in “The source”
• The line “Cognac was his real name, and he concurred, ‘So be it.’” in “CHAKA 89: The Witchdoctor’s holiday”
• The line “Colgate vs. Crest [Gun-point]: ‘I will never buy your paste!’ / ‘[Rumble] Get clean.’ ” in “N-CNN”
• The line “College Park pop-bottles to welcome home Bay-Bay of Bowen Homes.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “College professors don’t sell intoxicating pills to college students because college students don’t believe in unofficial office-hours, either: this isn’t the test preparation.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Come here, boy; stop all that cryin’; let me see….I’m’mo pour some Cîroc on it; stop wigglin’, nigga.” in “The source”
• The line “Cooking channel: ‘Naivety admitted, food was not just a metaphor, back-then.’” in “N-CNN: E1; Skillet-corruption”
• The line “Corey Clark, Showbiz This Weekend says you and Paula Abdul might still be together; Life-lock, homie.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Corey referenced his Al Capone books right-side the campus-furnace.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Corey was paying me to practice his hits, but someone paid more for Corey’s, first.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Corey was unpretentious, ‘So-you runnin-round pokin’ niggas for respect while yo-own crew disrespectin’ you: blamin’ yóu for them not helping yóu when The Perverts banged on àll-y’àll-nìggas in The Fox Hills Mall?’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Corey’s mural was left campus-gates.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Cornell West will bust a pragmatic-rap one day this week at ATL’s NBAF; I’ll be too busy that day, though. I don’t go to Border’s Books to meet women; they sit for too long and develop pragmatic-pussy.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Could I have been any clearer in the lìving-wìll? Total-Annihilation; Witness-protection vs. house-arrest: Greenhouse-costs.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Cousin, if your kid don’t get his hand out my pocket.” in “CHAKA 09: WDC; And, Hoovers still don’t like me, either, nigga”
• The line “CPS, D.C. law tightens benefit-security due to 4 female-youth casualties.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Crazy-horse, what am I supposed to do with this nigga? He ain’t even a redbone; he’s a yellow? This special-mathafucka still free for the year; he might make it back here angel-winged safe.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Crazy-legs sportin’ his red & white for energy, this morning; no coffee-beans required; he-straight-he-straight-step-back.” in “The source”
• The line “Crazy-sane vs. Sane-crazy: First-player advantage; Okay players.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Crucial Conflict sayin’, ‘Gotham City streets got an echo in it, now, “Hay” way-back a whole decade-in-it, now.’” in “The source”
• The line “Crystal-chicks love for their hotdog biting dogs to sit by the nightstand-door; it’s invigorating. Her room didn’t smell reptilian; but it didn’t smell—anything; the bitch had no scent, okay?” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “Cuba Gooding vs. Ice Cube” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Cube done already said, ‘Laugh now, cry later,’ niggas.” in “That rock: I’m beamin’, now”
• The line “Cube had to have heard the barbershop gossip of a ‘chain-snatched TKO-punked street-video’ starring him, and flipped.” in “That rock”
• The line “Cypress Hill vs. West-side Connection vs. Common: The game; Volume 10” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “D. L. Hughley, all the young-women in your life knew you could never play poker; all the old-men in my life knew I could never play pool; ‘See? What we have here is failure to non-communicate.’” in “N-CNN: CHL”
• The line “D. L. Hughley’s closing-expression expressed the collective-mood.” in “The source: Thank you, y’all; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Dallas TeleLearning’s Transforming America US History test.” in “The source”
• The line “Damien’s cocoon was handsomest of all BSV, even Yu-Yu’s set…but what offensiveness to hatch on F13, essay.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; F13”
• The line “Damien’s display of ‘flame’ was charismatic, humorous, Saul Williams-like, and mesmerizing to the OG Bloods on the porch.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers”
• The line “Damien’s inoculative-cocoon quietly tilted forward, eyes withdrawn, as the outspoken.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; As the outspoken; Poke him”
• The line “Damo and Reggie mastered House dancing down to a charisma.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Damo lived across the street from Nesha and Tony.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Damo was adopted, or something.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Dave Cameron, give a leprechaun lager for a month, and he’s a dead man; a leprechaun is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it, but whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” in “C-span: God said, ‘Smite them yourself’”
• The line “Dave Cameron, the lady behind your-left-wing stares at your pants-pocket when you get up to speak.” in “C-span: Circa”
• The line “Dave Cameron….Oscar Wilde: the enviably attractive nephew; handsomely sang Irish ballad before company; then winsomely disappeared before table-clearing and dishwashing began.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Dave could never catch me stealing his weed plants, but, you-know how you just know that a-nigga know—it’s you doin’ that shit?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dave. And, I ain’t-even want-to play with that nigga, Peevy-Stevie, but I would go over that nigga-house just to reach through the fence and steal Dave’s weed.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dave. But I never took into account that this nigga would take pulls from his cigarette, instead sometimes, when they would pass the blunt.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “David Cameron, the Irish have their coffee, and need nothing more; it contains their four food-groups (alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat).” in “C-span: Here, here!”
• The line “David Letterman Show is really the Allen Kalter Show.” in “C-span”
• The line “David Letterman: When the twin-towers fell; the world stopped— 8 years later we can still smell the backed-sewage.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “David Letterman: When the twin-towers fell; the world stopped—but it was the private-thoughts of _____ that reregulated the earthly-bowls of our free-land.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “David Letterman: When the twin-towers fell; the world stopped—but the clouds kept spinnin’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “David Letterman: When the twin-towers fell; the world stopped—but the World Bank began raising revenue.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Day 26 entered hip-hip at retirement age; sounds good, though.” in “The source”
• The line “Dead racehorse autopsy” in “Black humor autopsy: You wan’na vet?”
• The line “Dear Minister Louis Farrakhan, please protect me from your Fruit of Islam.” in “The source”
• The line “Death by air; the children may march the bones to the lands of their own pickings.” in “FGTV”
• The line “Def poets are saying; last time they seen that-nigga Talaam Acey he was out humpin’ mic-stands, nigga.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Delta influence upon ‘Diff’rent Strokes’ and ‘A Different World’ tourism-costs.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Denver homeless watch free-movies in theaters to forget where their problems started; theaters never forget that their problems started with the homeless-odors in the chairs.” in “N-CNN: 2008”
• The line “Detroit electric-car vs. Floridian golf-cart” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Devil, you’re too scared to live, and too chicken-shit to die.” in “SHAKIR 08”
• The line “Devils, you are all still alive because I, Jamel Malik Shakir, can’t kill off enough of you to equate to my execution.” in “SHAKIR 08” 
• The line “Didn’t Janet Jackson & Alicia Keys know they nappy headed asses was going on TV, today?” in “The king’s scribe: Good hair: Strange truths: GH1”
• The line “Dipset’s Max-B blasted he fucked Jim Jones new-lady, Chrissy; Jim Jones blasted his industry-attorney ceased-&-desisted Max-B’s Amalgam Digital label’s new-album.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “DJ Khaled vs. Vanilla-Ice: Reality-show” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “DJ Paradise, I’m donning niggas with plutonium-medallions.” in “The source: C-span; NERD?”
• The line “DJ Paradise, the Georgia NCA must be reaching-out to you because I don’t know what the fuck an NCA is; must have been before my time; my job is donning these niggas with plutonium-medallions.” in “The source”
• The line “DMX, nigga, say somethin’ else and a queenly-NYPD deputy-bitch gone-poke-yo prostate for me, nigga. You stay locked with them-bitches…I couldn’t do it, nigga. [chuckle] Hell naw, nigga.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “DMX, these bitches want to make up for lost-time….they want a BELLY-fuck.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Do false-ideas exist? If so, should she tell you what to do with yours?” in “The source”
• The line “Do over, do over, do over….okay, now it’s overdue.” in “Quota: Creative travel writing grant”
• The line “Do you still sleep with your hand on your genitals?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Doctorial unemployment is a euphemism for ‘Dr. Nigger won’t sing like a canary, as promised.” in “Dr. Nothin’ Nigger; Dorm-life”
• The line “Does hip-hop music-videos propel the trigger-lusty to broke-horny homicides?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dolphin! You don’t exist; we can’t see or hear you.” in “Dolphin race: Echolocation deaf”
• The line “Dominique indirectly asked me to indirectly be a Jerry-curled Baby-A.” in “CHAKA 89: Let’s swap-meet slum-sum”
• The line “Don Cheadle can play one thing whilst say another.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Don Cheadle onboard is Miles-hot, Warner-brothers. And where’s that JD-wurst-brat?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Don Cheadle vs. Denzel Washington: Monkey-hustle” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Don Cheadle: The sacrificial-traitors of the Olmec, Bonampak” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Don Lemon, the white-women on CNN gettin’ finer-&-finer every campaign-state; at this rate, Howard Stern will need super-models by February.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Don’t miss our collection of over 56 vignettes of memoires, narratives, and wordplay like ‘The Hoi Polloi Polio Vaccines’.” in “N-CNN: Publicity”
• The line “Don’t Shante Broadus look like uncle-Hamp’s Pam?” in “The source: Ain’t I (3)”
• The line “Don’t this Frenchie-nigga remind you of Rick James?” in “The king’s scribe: Instigative coon; Rodman it is”
• The line “Donna Christensen’s Saint Croix 1770-1776 virgin-island sugar-sweet slave-ship memoires.” in “C-span: HCR2”
• The line “Donna Crisp, maritime-veterans dismiss shell-shocked Korean-army veterans as having only served all on-shore duties.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Downtown-niggas adhere to Brownian motion law to such a degree that we’ll develop gills, first, when the melting polar icecap gets the green-light.” in “And…fuck-a-polar-bear: Lé BET clique”
• The line “Downtown-niggas ready to fall to their deaths like pique-nique ants to corrosively pick away at the Statue of Liberty to sale the frame as scrap-metal.” in “Lé BET clique”
• The line “Dr. Bangalore had me cornered in his office, like, ‘No! I want to hear another 7-11 joke.’” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Dr. Gibson, looked at me, then the rest of his barber-college students, sayin’, ‘This nigga think-he-gone revolutionize barbering… …I thought that, too, when I was his age, though.’ And, it was the same for hip-hop, Ruminations.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr., my great Uncle-brother ran in the house and said to Ma-dea’, ‘Sista-gimme-all the money you-got: I-done beat a White-man.’ She did, made him a sandwich, and he left—never to return home.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr., my red-boned great-grandfather made me post him up straight out of his wheelchair so he could piss like a man—in everything but the toilet.” in “N-CNN: Almost: GH1”
• The line “Dr. Maya Angelou’s New York message: ‘Each one teach one’” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: AC”
• The line “Dr. Oz pointed at the neon-berries, said, ‘Oprah, if you eat 1 of these a day; you’ll lose 10 pounds a week.’ Montel chimed, ‘Oprah, Stedman has my case-studies as my-word: we love you, Oprah.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dr.Dre, D. Barnes been-waitin’ 10 eons for this peon trademark trade-card to clear-vinyl.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Dread was so cold; he flaked on a nickel of studio-time. He-like, ‘Damn, now I-gotta see that-nigga, again.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Drs. Shakir, Williams, and Vance returned to the hood to find it didn’t even smell the same.” in “Triage-Tauj: Scatter-fresh scent”
• The line “Dude embodies Tupac Shakur’s poetic-voice: when you hear him, you hear Tupac—but he looks like an ashy Katt Williams.” In “N-CNN: AC1”
• The line “Duncan Hunter, 174 US soldiers secured that Iraqi oil-plant; everyday that the Iraqi-children dollied Koran-pages out the bomb-ruined temple next to the plant, the soldiers pet their head-tops; the children stole 284 US dollies.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Each-one teach-one vs. Got-mine” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Earn’s cousin fell and that plump, limp, blue black dick popped out and shamed all.” in “CHAKA 89: The magnum pilot rack”       
• The line “Edwin was a masterful counselor, but even he nodded off during her affirmation exercise.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Either, most females know and don’t care, or care and don’t know, but most males will tell you, we only do this shit to appease you; generally, we don’t give a flying-fuck.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Elegant male-logic can lead straight into a female death-trap.” in “Lust sober: That rock: Just a bad idea, nigga”
• The line “Eric Stirgus of the Atlanta Journal Constitution looks scared of Honest Able Mable Thomas at the Atlanta Press Club.” in “GPB 08”
• The line “Eric Stirgus, I don’t blame you, Honest Able Mable Thomas is one of those 9^th ward lookin’-boys; watch your chicken-wings around that bitch.” in “GPB 08”
• The line “Eric Stirgus, Paul Broun has already left your black-family’s children behind.” in “GPB 08”
• The line “Eve is a Locke-hyena actin’ real Dorsey right now, L.A., I’m sorry.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Even CHAKA said, ‘And, let there be no more talk of witchcraft.’” in “That rock, nigga”
• The line “Even she didn’t think the bottle was-gone break, even if it hit her, but that-bitch head was harder than The Brat thought, nigga. So…” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Even the niggas was like, ‘Damn, Zombie, she did Gale cold. It was pretty fucked up.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Even to our literati, illuminati: The Hightower-falls and Corey piece-walls of the CHAKA 89 era.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89; The executive-grades”
• The line “Every culture claims to have invented fire but it did little for English cooking.” in “Travel writer’s grant”
• The line “Every culture claims to have invented fire, but it did little for English cooking… and no culture wants to take the blame for inventing masturbation.” in “The source”
• The line “Every time I met a corn-fed born & bred cornfield-nigger; I scratched my head.” in “Neo-African-Americans: Field-nigger means something else in Iowa”
• The line “Every time I saw Giovanni she’d gotten finer, but hey, Vern was ready to commit, now.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Every time I say, ‘come on y’all lets go get some ice cream’ this fat bitch hops in the car, too.” in “CHAKA 89: Mario, she’s just a kid: Whose kid is it, anyway?”
• The line “Every time my dick started talking, I started thinking how nasty the bitch room smelled.” in “Lust sober, Katts: It’s pimpin’, pimpin’”
• The line “Everybody sick don’t die; everybody healthy don’t live.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Everybody’s on the freeway daydreaming of shopping, but few can exit to Ross.” in “Father Archie’s stroke: When god is love: FAS1”
• The line “Everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten: girls ‘love’ stuff; boys just ‘like’ stuff.” in “The source: Bitch, yeah, you alright; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “FAA, at the inflationary-rate of airplane-fuel costs, 50-thousand-feet’s the new 30-thousand; the young and old can die before the TWA800 crash, now.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “FAA, at the inflationary-rate of airplane-fuel costs, 50-thousand-feet’s the new 30-thousand; the young and old can die before the TWA800 crash, now.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Face-book vs. My-space” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Farrakhan heard me crow-caw for him like a smart-dumb nigga, but his blue-black usher responded by standing at my pew ‘til I sat the fuck back down.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Farrakhan talkin’ nigga-spaceships, sittin’ next to his Christian-preacher-host shakin’ a Voodoo rattle-stick; I’m guest-pew sittin’ next to my Black-Muslim host that looks like the nigga I courtesy-maimed instead of killing-off.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Farrakhan violin-strummed Dirty-South as Nero fiddled Rome.” in “The source: FGTV; Take a number, FOI; The BET 2008 Awards; Stravinsky”
• The line “Farrakhan, I didn’t ask anything of you that day, but now, what that nigga I sat next to lookin’ like the one I half-killed asked of you; still a mystery to me.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Farrakhan, I humbly request your recognition of me-&-BADU’s broom-jump for the 5%-national-bank’s sake? I am on bended-knee [JS: 7-30-08: 1PM].” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Fasting is easier if you smoke a lil’ dope, first” and “I hear if you lick’em they’ll get you high” in “I would tell you, but...”
• The line “Fatima said Tamika died in her sleep, or something.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Fatima’s sister’s boyfriend was model. And, the first of many young, straight, black-male models to say, ‘I can say another man is attractive; but that don’t mean I want him all off in my gizzards, you know?’” in “Shakir 08”
• The line “FDA, Los Angeles tomatoes can sell in Florida; Florida oranges can sell in Los Angeles.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Felicia got my break up call on Saturday, and by Monday morning somehow everybody heard I got the boot.” in “CHAKA 89: The Sabbath?”
• The line “Felicia said, Fatima said, I was supposed to get with her until Fatima and Reggie broke up; so I did.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Females often criticize males’ violence propelling overt-disrespect, yet, the covert-disrespect of female-female conflict is a slow-death by insult: ‘So, just how disposable is our new-&-improved disposable-male?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Fields of catch up to study.” in “Travel writer’s grant”
• The line “First Gerald, now Sean Levert; dead at the Levert-40-mark.” in “The underworld exilic family condolences”
• The line “First Lady, Jackie-O, exposes Hip-Hop’s Black-patriarchy.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “First US strip-mall to build around 100 year old water-oak tree-patch….Sky-window cleaners explain….” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Fish-Scales of Nappy-Roots feeds TV host & hostess watermelon & grits” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Flex was our leader that nobody saw, but everybody just got off the phone with; Perk was our adversary everybody saw, and nobody called-out.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Flo-rida, reef-algae contaminates greasy-spoons: FDA ‘A’ mandates; apply-now” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “FOX 5, I would be dedicated, determined, and dependable, too, but I’m too tired for the redundancy of ‘dedication’ and ‘determination.’” in “N-CNN: Almost”
• The line “Françoise Macandala was a black-genius, but still not US dictional or encyclopedic, but still in the belly of Black-American males, so he still reaches for the heart.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Freedom Fireworks’ stock-value splits, today, due to Black-Cats in Forbes’ fortune-dumpsters” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “From the Ground Up Entertainment presents ‘She Like It,’ and if a bitch act right she get in free, nigga.” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “From the Ground Up Entertainment presents ‘She Like It,’ and if a bitch act right she get in free, nigga.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Fruit of Islam, if you can say, ‘Alicia Keys’ in ‘The Final Call’ I can say ‘Farrakhan’s Strings.’” in “The source: Farrakhan’s strings; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Fruit of Islam, where’d the cheese-pie go? Y’all ain’t eatin’ cheese, now? I love cheese-pies.” in “The source: Farrakhan’s strings: Let’s not get sensitive, niggas”
• The line “Fuck a Jé, nigga, I had to pay dues for this shit, and that nigga think he just-gone…” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Funniest on the stage; funny on the page; serious on the house.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Fur-sleeve retracted, my clear-acrylic nail-coat glows straight-lavender under strip-club black-light. What am I?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “G8, life has to stay cheap to sell median-securities; the national exchange-rate is fixed at $100 a mobile-ATM G-element.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “G8, who distinguishes Fresh Market egg-values if the scorers become monopoly-players?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Gale said, ‘You fuckin’ left me out there with her! You didn’t even see this shit. I’m so embarrassed I could die, right now, Jamel. I…. I gotta go.’” in “CHAKA 89: Well, you should’ve yelled ‘Wait for me!’”
• The line “Gale’s student ID is still in my drawer, somewhere, Scooter.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “George did Willie a service, nigga, because when Vivian hit asphalt, Adolph stomped the skull.” in “Man-pussy: Violent?”
• The line “George plowed and Tyson-banked Willie’s face, but the impact carried so thick, wet, rich, and fleshy, it was like we were listening underwater.” in “Man-pussy: Mammalian echolocation”
• The line “Georgia vs. Washington D.C. in hand-gun laws.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Get ya ‘A’ game up; they bottle-poppin’, homie.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Ghost-whip vs. Donuts” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Girl scout cookies just keep minors in sexual circulation.” in “Just statutory”
• The line “Girl, that nigga start-actin’ just like a crack-head, I just waited to see if the nigga start-doin’ the buck-naked.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Glass-furnace vs. Video-game lab: campus service-maintenance costs over time; they’ll walk hot-coals to blow hot-glass; but what if….?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “GM closes offshore manufacturing-accounts, yet leaves the McDonalds.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “God created evolution…and saw that it was good…then, sat-the-fuck down.” in “Genesis 5150”
• The line “God pointed at Adam; Adam pointed at Eve; Eve pointed at The Serpent; The Serpent tail-pointed back up at God.” in “N-CNN: The source; Spiritual-rap”
• The line “God pointed at Adam; Adam pointed at Eve; Eve pointed at The Serpent; The Serpent tail-pointed back up to God.” in “N-CNN: Spiritual-rap”
• The line “God’s away on business, bitch: uninstall, shred & burn; fuck around and forget a command; tomb-venom.” in “SHAKIR 08: Happy father’s day”
• The line “Goddamn, that nigga just flipped the fuck out over $5, nigga, did you see that shit?” in “N-CNN: The 600’s”
• The line “Going unplugged sounds more harmonious than it is. Goddamn! Nigga.” in “The Sabbath? We don’t sleep”
• The line “Gone fishin’ with Don Mouse-Won in USSR, Georgia, Walter Mosley.” in “The king’s scribe: No ghouls [goons] in the pool”
• The line “Good Freds still rollin’ ‘bout when I called Bobetta a ‘rapacious scavenger’ to her face.” in “Sweeney Todd Bridges’ cut and stitch”
• The line “Got one! Nelly shaved his armpits for the BET 08 show, too, ladies.” in “The source: Got one!; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Governor David Paterson & singer Jimmy Carter, their wives, and seeing eye dogs decide to swing at a Super 8, right? Why’d the 2 wives come back to the room from the pool, like, ‘What the fuck?’?” in “N-CNN: FCC”
• The line “Grand-ĥustle, baby, it’s tĥe remix, rigĥt ĥere…hèy! ….Don’t I like my vegetables extra-cheese and broccoli?” in “The source: Grand Hustle”
• The line “Grandma? We still-gotta go back to church, tomorrow? Why they-didn’t just have the funeral on Sunday?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Grandmaster Flash woke up this morning; went downtown; set-up his vinyl-turntables for the FOX morning-news on a Curtis Blow note.” in “The source”
• The line “Greater chance of random-head in a cab than a Benz.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Greg Walden, did you just say ‘Americans childrens’ and ‘don’t allow’ instead of ‘doesn’t allow’?” in “The source: C-span; Circa”
• The line “Guns are for people too lazy to chase and bludgeon.” in “Dirt under my nails”
• The line “Hale, they’ll kill me.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Halle Berry, I’m a black-monster: you’ll pass, though, right? Ay! Hit-a-bitch; keep right on goin’ to get away, now, right?” in “The source: Red-bean agronomy; The first black—stoplight; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Har’on needles began to grow in the front lawn.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “He can either pay for the hair & nail and buy-out the bar, this weekend, or pay hair & nail, pay-off the Gucci/Fendi, and go out next weekend—her choice.” in “N-CNN: Aut Black-Caesar aut nihil”
• The line “He complain of taking boss commands; I could have told him taking requests feels worse.” in “The king’s scribe: That rock; No fuckin’ ideas, left; excuse the word ‘ideas’”
• The line “He couldn’t remember if she drove an Accord or an Acura; he was too busy trying to remember the expiration-date on his wallet-condom.” in “The source”
• The line “He didn’t like me, I didn’t like him, but, no audience members were harmed during the taping of that live-broadcast, nigga, so mutually-agreed, it was a respectable showcase.” in “The ingrates”
• The line “He just chopped her body up; left the pieces behind a greasy-spoon; the homeless just dug around her booty for the dried fried-chicken-pieces.” in “The source: My vulturine”
• The line “He said, ‘Burr-Rabbit? I’m like the dust-bunny of car-insurance, bitch: I collide, collect, and grow.’” in “N-CNN: And, on you go”
• The line “He said, ‘I said, “I think she was in an Acura, nigga” nigga. According to you, I said, ‘I think she was in an Accord, nigga’ nigga, shit.’” in “The source: Okay, nigga; Fantabulous”
• The line “He saw the uncle and nephew dash for the shed, repeatedly; now, the cousin wanted him to cosign the uncle’s railroading.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “He was fried head to toe in bacon grease, and armed with a leg bone.” in “Chit’lan soup”
• The line “He was the only one naïve enough to remain seated at the family-table.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “He’s lucky if rat poison’s the only thing in his weed.” in “Quota”
• The line “Heather Wilson’s fucking some distinguished senator’s wife.” in “C-span: FISA: H.R.6304”
• The line “Hello-yeah, so this trick-think, ‘cause he went to school his whole life, he-know what ‘urchin’ mean-and I don’t- wait-hol’-on….” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., 4 sad-crackers= 400 nigga-years.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., before you slave-chart me, remember, I’m the great-god-grandson of Dr. Gibson-barbershop’s Petie Wheat-straw.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., I asked, ‘Lil’-Granny, what’s an “uncle-brother” ?’ Ma-dea’ sighed, “Yo-uncle; my-brotha.’ She sighed like, ‘Lawd-hab-mercy; and he’s our sharpest-knife? Jesus.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., like our Ma-dea’’s Uncle-brother, Petie Wheat-straw killed a White-man with a hieroglyphic-baseball-bat and left the south in intra-national exile.” in “N-CNN: Mischief?”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., Ma-dea’ was on her death-bed with her lips-still-sealed about Uncle-brother’s intra-national exile: bump-that drop-everything.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., Ma-dea’’s Uncle-brother and Petie Wheat-straw are too old a-boys to be wheel-chaired into trial-court for maiming and killing white-men, now.” in “N-CNN: Absolved?”
• The line “Henry Louis Gates Jr., my great-god-grandfather, Petie Wheat-straw, was a colonially-uncharted southern-boy with no Mormon-temple social-security-number and always answered with, ‘I think I’m around 85 years old.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Henry Waxman, fissile the uranium floor with Sylvia Smith.” in “C-span”
• The line “Henry Waxman, the government misappropriation of American tax-dollars is not an oversight—it’s an overestimation.” in “C-span”
• The line “Her hit-list consisted purely of tricks, until introduced to her new pimp.” in “Just weeds with petals”
• The line “Her priorities twisted, essay; she’ll throw the Mister-Cartoon designed-envelope away if there’s no mention of where-the-cash-at in your letter, homes.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Hey Jay-Z, flee-me flee-me wish you could be me….Shared-fates; why not? Shit.” in “N-CNN: E”
• The line “Hey, I miss granny, too; glad she died before witnessing the bodies, though.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “High Carolina’s The Cliffs invite Woods & Jordan. Woods eight-ironed ball into woods; hacked-&-hacked; spotted a noose-twisted eight-iron tree-hanging a skeleton; said, ‘Jordan, pass my wedge; can’t get out with an eight-iron.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Hill Harper, I knew your book would contain letters directed at a young-brother, but 4-year-olds are the oldest receptive to the letters and they can’t read them, either.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Hinnan Ik sagēn, ‘Heil Mary’ unti walked ana.” in “Me troum-sturm: Heil Mary”
• The line “Hint #2: T. J. Holmes looks like yellow-Shaun.” in “CNN: Myspace deductive-logic”
• The line “His raps sounded good because we were ‘high,’ remember? 5 pass out drunk between the floor and the couch: 4 wake up drunk; 1 wakes up dead.” in “N-CNN: SN”
• The line “His Social Security was approved for shooting heroin; mine was denied for inhaling cocaine.” in “N-CNN: Dumpster-dividends; The 600’s”
• The line “Hoards of fine LA black chicks from broken-homes just got shipped off to Ontario, California like that shit was some kind of booming metropolis, nigga. They’re probably still finding bitches’ bones, there.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Holland, ‘Dat damned Baltimore Institute MD Kiara Hargrove; dat’s why she looks like MC Lyte!” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Holland, ‘Dat damned flat-assed ringtone-ciphering 5-percenter test!’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Holland, ‘Dat damned NAACP test-tube monkey!’ Ah-hee-hee-hee.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Holland, ‘Dat damned NSBE UC-Berkeley CHAKA ZULU!” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Holly Hunter of ‘Saving Grace’, is Grace’s sense of humor the same as the Officers of the law? Is the southern-accent the way you tell your jokes?” in “GPB 8”
• The line “Holly Hunter, if Tavis Smiley’s Wal-mart-necktie-model’s model earns a higher rate of pay than the 106-and-Park Louis-Bag-model in a necktie, then why is the Wal-mart necktie less expensive to buy?” in “GPB 8”
• The line “Holly Hunter, what color is Tavis Smiley’s suit? I saw a Tavis Smiley necktie on a Wal-mart model: do Wal-mart and Louis-Bag models earn the same rate of pay?” in “GPB 8”
• The line “Holly Hunter, would Tavis Smiley’s mother, sister, daughter, or lady-friend reply that their Tavis Smiley’s suit is blue-gray?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Hollywood vs. Broadway” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Hollywood’s 10 greatest adversarial-murder sets in the Hollywood Wax-Museum; creep-show for creep-show, nigga; fuck-it.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Homeless men found dead near dumpster behind Sushi bar leave investigators puzzled” in “N-CNN: HLN-0” 
• The line “Honestly, bitch, when I met you an hour ago, I didn’t anticipate having this conversation with you at gun-point, now. Naw.” in “PPH”
• The line “Honestly, our biggest problem was her fucking up all the furniture.” in “Timberland Burton’s Pussy-pussy? The symbiotic conundrum”
• The line “Honey never spoils a brat; but the aged jar can taste bitter, though.” in “The king’s scribe: NAS”
• The line “Hood-politics vs. Nigga-business: If office sells less then jobs get cut and people spend less; then people spend lesser and office sells lesser.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Hope is the faith that I’ll meet an Oakland California nigga that I can relate to.” in “The Nigga subcategories: Regional differences in nigga-breeds”
• The line “House of Commons’ Peter Hain régime, as a nigga, I declare Oscar Wilde as dead, leprechaun-ratifiers.” in “C-span”
• The line “How can gay/lesbian rappers ‘hide’ in hip-hop if they are being hidden by their own labels?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “How fortunate the man with one severed hand.” in “Quota”
• The line “How me and Busta do this smile is so mysterious.” in “Minstrel carnival: Clown fears”
• The line “How the hell is there still Colt-45 in the liquor-store, and no 8-Ball? Gandhi, how much for this Cîroc? I got pussỷ at the crib, shit.” in “The source”
• The line “Howard and I split all Whoopie’s money half-half.” in 3/4^ths of “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Howard chased Whoopie with the knife until Whoopie lost track of how much we were taking.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Howard Mechanic for Scottsdale city-council.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Humboldt, Los Padres National Forest budget-cuts trouble officials.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I admit, it took me 3-4 episodes before I caught myself saying, ‘5 year anniversary? What the fuck is a Tavis Smiley, nigga? Goddamn!’” in “CNN: What’s so special about him?”
• The line “I ain’t goin’ through customs fa-no goddamn Canadian-bacon, bitch-look, where-the Jimmy-Dean-Jimmy-Dean.” in “N-CNN: MJ1: PPH”
• The line “I am, Jamel Malik Shakir, a dreaded-redbone slave-states-nigger that drinks Kool-aid out a jar on my front-porch; so don’t make me White!” in “Euro-history: 400 years from now”
• The line “I avoid family to spare them embarrassment.” in “That rock, nigga”
• The line “I back-up dance  for Badu’s back-up dancer; I need to back-up dance for Badu; I back-up dance-against them; they’ll dance if a car would just back-up, too [JS: 7-15-08: 1:10PM ET].” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I begged Ms. Gloria for a pork rind in Kindergarten, too, though.” in “That rock: Rehab’s bland meal plan”
• The line “I begged staff for one of her pork rinds.” in “That rock: Rehab’s bland meal plan”
• The line “I broke Sharah’s heart and she pointed a kitchen-knife at mine; but her sister, who I lusted after, tried to break my spine with a crowbar.” in “The seven demons of Mary Wilson: Lust sober; CHAKA 89”
• The line “I called Mousey, once: her brother woofed shit on the phone; I never called, back.” in “The Avalons: Naw nigga, I liked you”        
• The line “I can go off; drive-a-taxi and kill-a-cop, now, for all they give-a-shit.” in “Dr. Nothin’ Nigger: Classification; Unemployed; Dorm-life”
• The line “I can hear it from here, Young Berg, ‘Nigger if you don’t get your foot off our set-couch.’ Like someone really water-vacuums the set-couch after executives fuck on it.’” in “N-CNN:  BET: Exclusive”
• The line “I can now add Crack-Whore to my Bitch-Nigga with Fag-Bag.” in “That rock”
• The line “I can’t figure out the logic….I can’t even classify the reaction…but, every time I see Danny Glover in a film…I wonder if I should start leaving my gun off safety.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I can’t figure out the logic….I can’t even classify the reaction…but, every time I see Larry Elder on the news…I wonder if I should start leaving my gun off safety in public.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I can’t remember everything that I know.” in “CON1: Percy Julian’s formulas”
• The line “I catch myself watching Reno 911 just to see Niecy Nash; it’s like watching the super-bowl for the commercials.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I could see it, too: NBT deep, tour-camera-jackin’ on Hollywood Blvd.” in “CHAKA 89: Pawnshop: Leimert Park daydreams”        
• The line “I couldn’t admit that I was addicted to the rock until I began whoring, publically.” in “That rock”
• The line “I cut-my-eyes at Jelly, and said, ‘Grab you by your hair? Bitch? Grab you around your goddamn neck-fff! If I had a bundle-of-20’s; I’d smack you with’em right now. Pláck! Plàck.’” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “I didn’t forget you; they stopped me before I could get you.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I didn’t mind the weeds until pollination cycle, began.” in “That rock”
• The line “I didn’t want to kill this one nigga, right? 3 years after I half-Merch this special-nigga off, I-sees  a nigga lookin’-just-like’em at NBTG’s old Leimert-Park, but bíggèr! He invites me to see Farrakhan LIVE; we go, right?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I do smell a little bit like Usher in this club, though, huh?” in  “The king’s scribe”
• The line “I don’t know this Flo-Rida-nigga, but I likes him already, he say, ‘I had to sacrifice because I needed studio time.’” in “Shakir-Malachi: Work-a-holics” 
• The line “I don’t say ‘good pussy’; I say ‘nice pussy’; and I make-up to wake-up.” in “Truth’s stranger: Timberland Burton’s; Pussy-pussy?”
• The line “I dreamed me-and-T.I. was-rollin’ through Downtown Sacramento carnival-night in a stretch-limo; windows down…but the radio-station kept bumpin’ Wheezy’s shit, right?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I dropped the s-curl and Shara dropped the bomb, ‘Nigga, I actually thought that that was your real-hair.’” in “GH1”
• The line “I feel safest with this big pussy in the house, but if she attacks you, nigga, then I’ll feel helpless to stopping her.” in “Truth’s stranger: Timberland Burton’s; Pussy-pussy?”
• The line “I finally got Gale’s number just to hear her say, ‘I cain’t never talk to you no more.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “I get most nervous when cops don’t handcuff me, now.” in “That rock”
• The line “I get on my knees for war and/or when she’s taller than me.” in “That rock”
• The line “I got a booty jiggling in my right ear, but my eyes locked on this nigga threatening to knock my teeth out with the pool cue; but see, I’d forgotten I traded my lavender McDermott cue for a subwoofer.” in “PPH: Pawnshop contractual-realities”
• The line “I got a gold shopping cart now, no rims, though.” in “That rock”
• The line “I got the most-def shopping cart of all my homeless colleagues, but maybe not for long.” in “That rock”
• The line “I grabbed my wallet off the top-drawer, kissed Chela goodbye, and still had enough energy to jog from South-Central to Downtown L.A. I thought I was getting lighter on my feet until I looked in my wallet.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I grew up to be the father that I’d always wanted.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I had a sex-dream in my cell, soiled my communal-underwear, confided in a Black guard—that nigga made sure fresh-laundry didn’t hit our block… I thought that that was just nasty.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I had to come to Atlanta to come across an L.A. Hoover-Crip I liked, baby-homies.” in “The source: Truth’s stranger”
• The line “I had to jump to hit this nigga in the head—but it stunned—every-goddamn-body” in “CHAKA 89: Just me and Bleed; And we ain’t even tight.” 
• The line “I had to step-down and watch’em squabble, nigga.” in “The source: The fall-back fall-out”
• The line “I haven’t met a female, yet, that likes my perfect-nails; just say, ‘I do, Badu.’” in “The source”
• The line “I hear the craved-pavement sip fresh blood.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “I heard that nigga was on Crack-Heads Gone Wild 5, nigga….N-CNN? Man, call that shit ‘Cutta-Nigga News.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I Huckleberry Finned my last White friend up-out the underworld and yelled up, ‘Now, watch yo step!’ and nailed up.” in “Spend doctor: Tuition on a credit card”
• The line “I humbly-request my back-track to my male-male-raping of Trent Reznor while cracking him with my nigger-whip.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation”
• The line “I jumped-my-bones into a fancified waistline-trim.” in the  Juddit Jamison (dance-director of 1976) 50^th year honorarium in “GPB 8”
• The line “I just keep thinking, ‘You mean I could’ve kept my perm some more, Katt?’” in “I would’ve kept my perm”
• The line “I just kept sayin’, ‘Test-the-water, prissy-bitch; test-the-water, real-nigga; clueless as mallrats.’” in “E1: Flagellum-mutations; Protease-chromosome”
• The line “I keep my ear on the street so Shaunya Chavis doesn’t have to.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I keep thinking of all that good food wasted; and I ain’t even hungry.” in “That rock: No refrigeration, there”
• The line “I knew a Blood that could do The Tick, nigga.” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Ay-Tray”        
• The line “I knew her kitchen-knife was cutting somebody; neither kept to the familiar-script; no-one interrupted the negative-spiral-of-love, this time.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “I knew I should’ve killed that bitch at Burning Man.” in “But see, I forgot I was high that day”
• The line “I knew I should’ve killed those dogs.” in “That rock: Regrets”
• The line “I knew I was too pretty for rural professorship, and too soft to run these streets, again.” in “That rock”
• The line “I knew it when my Bee danced ‘Fuck it’ and my ants rushed my nectar traps, instead.” in “That rock”
• The line “I knew my advanced placement Shakespeare, cursive, US History, and algebra 1-2 were for not.” in “That rock: Regrets”
• The line “I knew the bitch was scandalous ‘cause she was ashy with dark eye-circles, nigga: just weeds with petals, nigga.” in “Turnip blood”
• The line “I know of F13, but I’ve never met a Grape Street, essay; then again, I knew better than to go down Grape Street to see one, yeah?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “I let my nightmares go; I put-on every nigga that I knew from the go.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I like jackin’ off to the morning news.” in “That rock: Well, I do, nigga”
• The line “I like the new-Kung-Fu-us Eddie (of Malcolm and Eddie).” in “The source: Ninja-scrolls”
• The line “I love being tire of my hair getting in the way of everything.” in “Good hair credit: The dreaded decisions: GH1”
• The line “I love—I mean—I like Queen Latifah’s dress.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I love—I mean—I like Usher’s explosive-bow.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I made the home panels of aluminum stapled cardboard in clear taped drum-liner bags.” in “That rock: Wind, temperature, and water resistant”
• The line “I may not be this assured the next time we meet like this.” in “Six inch nails: Movies”
• The line “I might be a crack-head, but you ugly… and I can ho!” in “Genesis 151”
• The line “I never ran across the handsome black Berkeley science-student that wrote the reliably valid dry-land frog-study on his so-called palm-pilot, chink; but, he looks like me; peaceable, though.” in  “The source: Flagellum-mutations; Protease-chromosome”
• The line “I once compensated for squabble-weight with spry-muscle; but now my tissue grays as bullets graze our skulls, in search of fresh-beef.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89”
• The line “I only had to huff glue once to know orphans need enough change for some weed.” in “Jordan 23: The cut, fluff, and lace”
• The line “I only used the mens’ restroom to roll Corey’s jay.” in “CHAKA 89: Sticky palm”
• The line “I preferred bladed-play because gun-play was too inartistically-quick; I felt, guns were for people too lazy to chase and bludgeon, back then.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “I relinquish my alpha male valedictorian crown uncontested.” in “That rock”
• The line “I said, ‘And I just had to stick my finger up my booty-hole-’ the bulimic bitch stormed out to puke- the crowd start rabbling- and Ron finally spoke.’” in “That rock: The rehab”
• The line “I should’ve asked blue black what’s-her-name out instead of Tamera’s ass.” in “That rock: Regrets”
• The line “I showed Ohzer my piece-book as we pulled-up to Corey’s R.I.P.-mural.” In “CHAKA 89”
• The line “I simply refused to pay for a uniform graduation photo, so my high school simply refused to inscribe ‘Academic Warrior’ under my yearbook photo.” in “DBM: Cognac was on his birth certificate”
• The line “I slipped and ruined $20 worth of biscuits and cheese and thought my lady did it to spite.” in “That rock: Slippin’”
• The line “I slit into this one southern-boy’s throat; stopped; and only let him live because I noticed how dull the suicide-knife had gotten.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation: An imperial-collapse”
• The line “I smoke 4-6 times a day, now. I’m losing my family, friends, jobs, house, and car to my rock addiction.” in “That rock”
• The line “I smoke weed, I clean the kitchen; the aluminum foil winds up in the refrigerator.” in “The asphalt demands”
• The line “I smoked and dance in the street, today; first time in over a decade.” in “That rock, nigga”
• The line “I speak fluidly but write nervously.” in “DL1”
• The line “I spent what I didn’t have chasing Badu’s ass; I can’t even afford the discounted ticket price, ya’ll—but forget me not.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “I started smoking drugs to make the non-human voices make religious sense.” in “That rock: The pharcyde: TFS1”
• The line “I stay up all night smoking to cope with the torment.” in “That rock”
• The line “I still drink more bottled that tap, though.” in “That rock”
• The line “I stopped playing with explosives when puberty struck and I started playing with my dick; the explosives could’ve gotten in the way of that.” in “Billy Cosby: Soap-opera-mouth”
• The line “I swore-off those depraved foster-home-bitches during puberty; I never seen the refugees coming, though.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I think Frenchie’s sweet-on-you, Badu.” in “The king’s scribe: Rodman french-tip: Well, Ghoul [Goon]?”
• The line “I think Jill Scott done found her swag; let’s get this bitch some Cîroc, brah.” in “The source: Philly-blunt-foreclosures; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I think that’s a californium swap-meet palm-tree, Joe.” in “The source: Plutonium-medallions”
• The line “I thought I would miss wearing my lab coat; I miss my lungs, Bob.” in “That rock: Yellow coat”
• The line “I thought niggas was bad, shit; I don’t dance in clubs no-mo to keep a jealous bitch from cuttin’ my face up in the parking lot.” in “Man-pussy: Better than: Serpa dance”
• The line “I thought the 1 gun to my skull and 1 to chest were bad; but the ones at my spine, I couldn’t even see.” in “The king’s scribe: That rock: Limelight blind”
• The line “I told Jelly, ‘Bitch, the only reason you-on that pole, tonight, and I’m not is because I’d puke-my-mouth if I had to grind on a stud: I move better than you do.’” in “DL1: PPH”
• The line “I told Labeba in ‘04 I could spot another killer out from across a room.” in “FAFSA: Pigeon killa: Since we cuttin’ the FAFSA EOP shit”
• The line “I turned around slow from the soft caress on my back, just to freeze in shock, saying, ‘Goddamn it, George!’” in “CHAKA 89: Guess, again”
• The line “I understand the real world by staring at models.” in “Merlot: The diagram of a professor’s pipeline-dream”
• The line “I was a self-proclaimed Tony Brown’s journalism major, until we met in the Memphis airport.” in “That rock”
• The line “I was about to kick this nigga down; stomp the skull, right? But, it slowly dawns on me… ‘Shit….he’s too big to go down.’” in “The source: Oh!”
• The line “I was laying lower than pig-pussy, but Zombie’s Mumm-Ra was conjured.” in “No Deal: Homie, what happened?”
• The line “I was like, ‘Bitch! Is you try’na get me killed?’ She was like, ‘We ain’t even like that no more; he just trippin’.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “I was raised in Mexican-L.A. so I didn’t know what a redbone was; I was scared to procreate with her when we met; I thought we might have been cousins.” in “F13: Intra-racial racism”
• The line “I was sexually frustrated because I was not the one having the one fling on the southern Historical Black College tour. But, we all made bets on whether or not the flinging couple would stay in touch at tour’s end.” in “N-CNN: HBC (2)”
• The line “I was so cold I didn’t smoke that night to keep my hands warm.” in “That rock”
• The line “I was so cold one Californian night, my breath frosted.” in “That rock: But, beef don’t freeze in LA”
• The line “I was waiting for this shit-talking nigga to buck-up, he was waiting for me to lay-down for sleepy-sleep: I woke up; found out niggas impersonated me over the phone to the females over the hall; sayin’ dumb shit.” in “N-CNN: HBC (5)”
• The line “I was watchin’ 106 and Park and saw Soulja Boy crew; I said, ‘That Baby-A?’” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I wash only when I can’t take my scent, anymore.” in “That rock: Cold water”
• The line “I wish I tolerated Mr. Kote enough to take his Physics class.” in “That rock: Regrets”
• The line “I wish Macy-Gray could see, Jelly. Ooh.” in “DL1”
• The line “I wish my brother, George, could see this shit.” in “The source”
• The line “I wish my brother, George, was free.” in “The source”
• The line “I woke up there to hear Chela lying in her sleep: the Tia-Tamera wholesome Pepperdine-cheese red-light archive.” in “N-CNN: The source: Oh, but my sista-sistas”
• The line “I wonder will Wheezy ever find out why I never tried to start a decapitation-game of ‘let’s find Wheezy’s head’? Does Wheezy know the origin of the football-sports?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “I would have a petite filet mignon with the eggs Benedict Arnold, but now, I'm full off the salad and bread.” in “Don’t eat boiled eggs before a date, scrub: Scatter-fresh scent”
• The line “I would’ve kept my perm if I knew this much about the dreaded revolutionary-cycles, then.” in “CON1: PPH: I would’ve kept my perm”
• The line “I’ll call you Zombie in the street, but in the bedroom, you Jamel; that’s the best I can do.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “I’m a Chuck D satellite man, myself, but now I respect Flave’s TV work, too.” in “That rock”
• The line “I’m a consequence of our environment.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I’m a nappy-red-bone with chicken-hawks, your honor: ½ negro; ½ nigger—So I couldn’t have choked that man’s chicken.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Le multi-exoneratio ratio”
• The line “I’m a warlord, nigga, shit, I don’t know…but that’s what Columbo-niggas are for.” in “TIS1: Columbo-niggas? The ice cream shortage”
• The line “I’m always in as much shock, of well-meaning Liberals’ offense, as they are offended.” in “Berzerkely: Colonial patriarchy 101; Dorm-life”
• The line “I’m counting all the men who shaved their armpits.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I’m getting sleepier than a hobo.” in “Cell phone woo”
• The line “I’m just a brown-dreaded red-bone, your honor, so I couldn’t have choked that man’s chicken.” in “The pharcyde: But, I did not shoot the chickadee”
• The line “I’m just a comical footnote in your research-papers, now.” in “The king’s scribe: Literary-earmark”
• The line “I’m just a happy-nappy eating clay-chips on my watermelon-plantation’s front-porch, your honor.” in  “The pharcyde: TFS1”
• The line “I’m just remembering her face so I don’t spare piss should I pass her inflamed.” in “CHAKA 89: Black petri”
• The line “I’m just stuck here, with Blood that wants to stick me in my gizzard for $40.” in “Turnip blood: The slave-ship states”
• The line “I’m living like a stray-animal in Boss Rick Ross’ backyard, nigga.” in “The source: He heard him; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I’m not ‘overqualified’, nigga, I’m a doctor of ‘nothing’; ‘cause test-questions don’t make interview-questions.” in “Dr. Nothin’ Nigger: Classification; Unemployed; Dorm-life”
• The line “I’m not even saying, ‘step-back,’ now; I’m saying, ‘think-back’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “I’m puttin’ that lil’ nigga right on national TV in a burlap-sack.” in “The source: Crenshaw vs. Dorsey; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I’m smokin’ like I don’t even need lungs.” in “The skull-rack showcase: F13, esse”
• The line “I’m takin’ back what you belièved! You’re now where you dón’t belong.” in “Six inch nails: Boucle noose le choral”
• The line “I’m the biggest boss that you’ve seen thus far.” in “The king’s scribe: The $2,000,000 fiscal year”
• The line “I’m tighter than gnat-booty, and you know gnat-booty tight—‘cause gnats are so small.” in “The source: Abiogenesis; Flagellum-mutations vs. protease-chromosomes”
• The line “I’m too much like most women to be liked by most women.” in “No deal? Man-pussy”
• The line “I’m world-renown and still too public-creepy.” in “Minstrel carnival: Clown fears: TFS1”
• The line “I’m-like, ‘I’mma-start strippin’,’ he-like, ‘Baby, I’mma-work-security-then-I’mma-work-security.’” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “I’m-like, ‘No! I-wanna see you, now! Click.’” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “I’m-like, ‘Yeah-sss and— my daughter-a street-nigga’s baby. Come by with-that same shit, tomorrow, trick.’” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “I’ve always been frightened of offering condolences, so from the US to Japan, I still said nothing.” in “USA Today: 2, 2, 2”
• The line “I’ve been jealous of Bird-man my whole life; Adina took one look at the feather in my s-curl and said, ‘you need to be in a music-video [not with me].’” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “I’ve gotten you where I want you; now, I’m going to eat you.” in “The source: Lookin’-boy”
• The line “I’ve relegated my homeless sent down to my washroom but occasionally still smell random whiffs on my person.” in “That rock”
• The line “I’ve somehow landed in the land of my forbearers’ intra-cultural southern-beef.” in “The source”
• The line “I’ve was in custody 4 times in 2007.” in “That rock”
• The line “Iceberg only read books about Africa and instruction manuals, and his cousin only holla’d at fine women with stretch marks.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Iceberg’s main man was Mario’s family” and “Mario pulled Uzi and commanded his uncle dance.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ice-T, ‘syndicate’ is an un-conveniently accurate descriptive term; it’s hard to opt-out in this piece when we’ve got kids involve, hunh?”
• The line “Ice-T, you’ve postponed response to Soldier-boy long enough, nigga, goddamn! You want another midnight-ice-cream-truck visit? shit!” in “The source: The king’s scribe; You gone lose somethin’, unless you do somethin’; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Ideally, as long as intra-racial racism and SLAVE-AIDS are a Southern-thang, they don’t have to exist as a Black-thang in The Americas.” in “N-CNN: Black America”
• The line “I-don’t-give-a-fùck what the Propel water beverage ingredient-label says; I taste saccharin in this mathafucka.” in “HC1: Caveat emptor: Saccharin—sucralose; Still cancer”
• The line “I-done shat the poo-poo platter and pissed the Jacuzzi, now, boÿ!” in “Macandala soup”
• The line “If a comic can be victimized and killed by her audience at her own show…” in “Dr. Puppet-nickel’s clown-school”
• The line “If a real girly-girl needs to decrease her fertility to not get pregnant; she needs to take in more synthetic-estrogen: ethinyl-estradiol.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “If core policy laws change extemporaneously and daily, then…” in “Quota”
• The line “If CSU FAFSA EOP is decided upon cutting the creature behind the glass exoticism and cartoon screened caricature expenditures; so be it.” in “Quota: The financial query”
• The line “If he believes he has gay-conservative voting-power, why would I tell him…” in “Man-pussy: Berzerkely: An empty tear-canister of a city; Dorm-life”
• The line “If I cooned my little head a little too high of freeway brush I’d be in custody, again.” in “That rock: Cell phone bars” 
• The line “If I didn’t publish this, and died tomorrow, my skin-tone would lighten a shade a decade on-some-ol’ Photoshop type shit, nigga.” in “Euro-history: 400 years from now”
• The line “If I have to suffer for it, I want it to be exceptional.” in “Dirt under my nails”
• The line “If I told you, you’d believe me: but then you’d fuckin’ ask me 9 more questions about it; and then, you’d know too much, too.” in “CON1: Conspiracy laws: Bona fides”
• The line “If I tried to frighten Reznor with his capture, male-rape, and murder; he’d just fall in love with me.” in “Six inch nails”
• The line “If I walked in side sidewalk dirt too long, I’d fall in a manmade hole.” in “That rock: Less travelled for a reason”
• The line “If I’m a faggot; why am I always easing out the strip-club’s front-door backwards on you niggas, huh?” in “The source”
• The line “If Je-Miel really likes Kelis and Erykah really likes Nasir, but there’s really only 1 mic, and Je-Miel takes the stand…Kelis and Erykah, both, have to back-up.” in “N-CNN: NAS”
• The line “If my writings get too flowery…start looking for the caskets, again.” in “Catfight at the Casket: Dirt under my nails: CC1”
• The line “If NAS began around 1988 and released around 10 albums, to date (2008); how many albums does that average per-year?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If Oprah Winfrey told Toni Morrison ‘Bitch, I own The Color Purple’: Toni’s book- copyright blocks Oprah’s book-club; Oprah’s Gary Griffin blocks Toni’s Whoopi Goldberg; Toni’s Nobel-Prize blocks Oprah’s bank-slip: tie.” in “N-CNN: The source”
• The line “If Rev. Al Sharpton, Chris Rock,  and Spike Lee were in 1 film: Rev. would be looking for the missing popcorn; Chris, the missing female-date; and Spike, the missing film-credit.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If Shaquille O’neal, Denzel Washington, and Martin Sheen all showed up to Boys & Girls Club of America’s basketball-benefit wearing short shorts, everyone will have found a miracle, but still searching for magic.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If she could’ve just said, ‘Professor, please, don’t group-assign me with the nigger’ we all could have progressed.” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “If Steve Faccett had Wheezy’s million he’d shoe-polish himself off.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If Tara Wall and Tyra Banks cat-fought; Tyra Banks’ head-butt breaks Tara Wall into Columns; Tara Columns sell to Hollywood for a bought flight-ticket back to New York: Tyra Banks wins Washington aspirin-commercial.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If the coin bears the stamp ‘D’ then it was minted in Denver, Colorado, okay?” in “Father Archie’s stroke: When god is love: FAS1”
• The line “If the Human Subjects Review Board prefers addressing Tuskegee’s Black petri heritage, well…” in “Quota”
• The line “If they ain’t shit; I ain’t shit—but now, if I’m a Star, now…well then…” in “That rock”
• The line “If they didn’t waste the paper; they couldn’t waste your time.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “If this nigga before me was as domestically violent as she say he is; why was she still with—all her teeth?” in “Shakir 08: Somethin’ different: Break up”
• The line “If this were an academic-ethnography; why the fuck am I locked-away with just a TV, a radio, and a net-computer? There’s something else, Einstein. What’s wrong with this picture?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “If we don’t get you, today—we gone get you, tomorrow.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “If you can scratch the label off the Cîroc; we can let you in free this weekend at the Velvet Room. Bring the Cîroc-label; get in free this weekend at the Velvet Room.” in “The source”
• The line “If you contemporary African-American negro-slaves don’t shut the fuck up; The Govens to you, too.” in “SHAKIR 08: Fuck your dream, too”
• The line “If you execute me, nigga, I still want to be reincarnated as Tyson Beckford; not you, nigga.” in “The king’s scribe: Almost: Damien’s cocoon: GH1”
• The line “If you want to get your dick inside a gorilla you’d better be good at pilling bananas.” in “Minstrel carnival: TFS1”
• The line “If you’re homosexual—beautiful; but if you are heterosexual and scared to battle for the pussy—death is sweeter.” in “SHAKIR 08”
• The line “If you’s a mysterious long-head, too, nigga, then first take pride, and then second, take some powder to that dome-shine. Would you, sexy?” in “Pimps, follow me”
• The line “If Young Berg were Terrence Howard’s son…” in “N-CNN: BET”
• The line “I-got-this one-ol-conetree-ass stripper I call jellyfish, homie; the bitch is jelly-soft; sting the shit out yo-ass-though you-fuck-up-brah.” in “PPH”
• The line “Imagine all the BADU-shakir T-shirts we could sell, yéah? But as soon as you tour without me; you’ve cheated.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “In California we  readied limousine-music-videos; Georgia-niggas were rollin’, seal-cased, 20-deep on 40 chrome-Chevy dub-caps, to the strip-club, this Saturday, to make an opposition funeral-precession, next Saturday.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “In my ‘crise de moralis’ I stopped murdering innocent chickens; but then I got hungry, again.” in “The Heisenberg uncertainty principle”
• The line “In my negroid-trust-fund I declare a dub-sack & Cîroc-bottle of my fortune to my giant-little-cousin from Ma-dea’. ” in “CNN”
• The line “In other news: DMV SUV laws tighten on a-nigga in Lansing, Michigan and Kenner, Louisiana.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “In other news: Tarvaris Jackson, Viking-7, is eligible for health-care benefits.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Incarcerated white collared criminals are all the Harvard graduates who should have been in community college.” in “Our new penitentiary doctoral program”
• The line “I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t vs. home-invasion: hit this and kill-it or die; mutual-disownment: house-arrest vs. relative-court-travel: no homeless-ambers burn.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Indiana-Beach & Virginia: Hawaii gangs recruit child-soldiers; officers puzzled” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Indian-Beach, Cornfield-Indiana research-grant” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Innate-striker-disadvantage vs. reliable-warner-add-ads: connotative-advantage” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Intelligent Beauty vs. Sexy Determination for Next Top-Model Award” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Interviewed Fredro Starr insinuated Brandy was just a friend so she just sucked his dick; so Brandy says ‘fuck Starr’ by appearing in Starr’s adversary, 50c, video.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Is a grapefruit really arrogant in a bitter-sweet orchard?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “It took years and an old pro to work that old ‘Sandra’ nut up out me, vato; we have a vested interest.” in “The king’s scribe: The skull-rack showcase; Scamming?”
• The line “It wasn’t me, your honor; my body-double did it.” in “The pharcyde: TFS1: Hệil Mary, nigga: Der doppelgängers’ deltà, Mumm-Rá”
• The line “It’s right there in the closet with your black Disney princess.” in “Good hair credit: GH1”                   
• The line “It’s simple, children: Skinz of NTS  could no longer pretend beef-less with Perk of NKS when Zombie of NTS (me) and Ocean of NKS started fuckin’.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89; NTSK”
• The line “It’s true: smoking curbs the appetite 3-6 hours.” in “That rock: Empirical evidence”
• The line “It’s unfair that the white-male pawnshop-broker wore his gun on his side while we transacted and I had to leave mine in the car; that’s how bad things happen.” in “That rock”
• The line “I-tell-a-bitch: This hole is in my T-shirt because my personal-future(s)-tailor is Bahama-vacationing, and these are not over-washed boxer-brief seats, bitch, I buy custom gangsta-drawers; design to sag in the back.” in “N-CNN: G8”
• The line “J. Holiday, put her to bed, so we can put your song to rest.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Jackie-O: Miami? Shit, I thought Rick Ross was from Atlanta the way these niggas on his dick; they-ready to wear a Rick Ross faced T-shirt.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati is brilliantly brain-tickled money-green with himself—but justifiably so.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati, Black-immigrants are southern-refugees in the USA.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati, here, here! There, there are the north-western lentil-bean food-waste table-games of boredom.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati’s light-water malaria-thoughts on 7-11 bread-cake.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati’s love-guru God-delusion.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati’s silicon-valley eye-poking graphical-design online-courses.” in “The source”
• The line “Jagdish Bhagwati’s southern-king rosewood-ceiling termite-clans.” in “The source”
• The line “Jamel burnt-out professing; Kanye burnt-out BET-ing.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “James Brown vs. Smokey Robinson” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “James Brown’s hair on E-Bay: S. Carolina estate-auction; The follicle-follies (the complete-set)” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “James Jones, if the Coca-Cola plant stock is doing so well; why’d you refuse to survey the workers, today.” in “C-span: 3%”
• The line “James Taylor’s wraith is a supernatural-fantasy urban-thriller of the Phaedra-corpus, Avril Lavigne, and Korn.” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The line “Jamie Fox’s G’s to Gents follow-up interviews” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Janet Jackson finally gives Jermaine Dupri the tongue; Common  finally gives Serena Williams the golf-hat.” in “N-CNN: V&S1”
• The line “Jay Z, I still don’t see what my family likes about you or your wife; if I’m clinging to your jockstrap it’s because you’re dragging my Bjork-clawing body as you flee me.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Jazzy Jeff and Method Man; thick-as-thieves.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Jelly quivered before she could catch it; I did-that: but ‘til this day, playa, I don’t know whether it was the bitch-I’ll-break-your-neck-part or the bundle-of-twenties-part that really—did-that.” in “DL1”
• The line “Jelly started winding-down from the strip-pole. ‘Òoh, bitch, you just don’t know; if only I could be a flatworm, starfish, or water-flea, rìght-nów….Poof! Gone like the rainforest and the wildlife.’” in “PPH: DL1”
• The line “Jelly was like, ‘Umm-f, you still here? Haaak! I did-that’/ ‘Bitch! You-said-you-don’t work tonight.’” “DL1”
• The line “Jelly, I dreamed I was talking to this one female; dirty-cop pulls-up; vehicle-searches; finds my sex-toy collection and displays it center-block a busy-street; just-a-wigglin’ the rubber-booty like ‘And, what’s this used for?’” in “DL1”
• The line “Jelly, I was too sleep to get some pussy last night; I cain’t sneak out tonight.” in “DL1”
• The line “Jelly, I’m Ribbon ‘The Hurricane’ Redbone, Peatie Wheat-straw’s great-god grandson.” in “DL1”
• The line “Jelly, if the nigga starts askin’ too many questions about your consultant-position, tell the nigga you’re getting laid-off and you really don’t want to think about work, right now.” in “DL1”
• The line “Jermaine Jackson was-like, ‘Bitch you-think I líke movin’ these goddamn bricks- back-&-forth-back-&-forth. Ún-ùn, I know a-bitch owe me some pussy after this shit, man.’” in “N-CNN: MJ1: PPH”
• The line “Jerrold Nadler’s bull-dog jowls.” in “C-span”
• The line “Jerry…Jerry… wait- Jerry, our wedding went somethin’ like this, ‘Bamako!’ / ‘Bless you.’/ ‘I do, too, just not right, now.’ / ‘I now pronounce you Man-&-Wife.’ / ‘[couple] Wait, what?’” in “WS1”
• The line “Jezebel-Jamel fucks his way straight to the big-top.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Joe Manchin, there was this one nigga in the light-bulb-lab before we had a light-bulb, right?” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Joe sold incense shirtless and baby-oiled at the intersections, Joe.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Joel and I decided to run-away from home for a few days, then we realized; we had no money. Dana never just went-along, so he just tagged-along until sunset.” in “The Trio (2)”
• The line “Joel was tired of his dad calling him gay, and I was tired of Ma’s shit, too.” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Ay-Tray: Only pimps were pink, Jamel”
• The line “John McHugh saw Capitol Hill’s Black-mascot Charles Ray & White-bulldog Donna Crisp sitting together all disenfranchised, and said, ‘Susan Davis, our winning-streak’s a shit-trail; can we consolidate these-two to cut our losses?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Jon Corzine…Edward Hyde, Viscount Com bury, colonial governor of New York and New Jersey from 1702 to 1708, was a self-proclaimed transvestite.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Jon Huntsman, Alaskan Eskimos say, ‘BP ethanol tastes great with less filling.’” in “N-CNN: C-span; Pimp-cup-mononucleosis”
• The line “Joseph Biden, Delaware’s delegate Thomas Mc­Kean did not sign The Declaration of Independence of 1776 until 1777; was it still an official legal-document in 1776?” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Joseph Biden, why do we celebrate the signing of The Declaration of Independence on the 4^th of July if it was signed on the 8^th of July?” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Judge Mablean Ephriam, how could I have called this Asian-woman a Chink in my bedroom? All Asians leave black-blocks by sun-down, your Honor.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The line “Julianne Malveaux, now instructors want to poke a niggy in the eyeball and not teach’em shit?’ / ‘Sorry momma; I’m stunnin’ like my…’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Just to spark shit, one Blood, introduced me into their conversation and Damien turned off like a switch and he stepped off the porch.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers”
• The line “Just wait ‘til Shakir money get right.” in “SHAKIR 08: Light; Cameras; Action”
• The line “Kaffa, you-zzz out here in broccoli-city with all this fine parched-cabbage; how can you be home-sick?” in “The king’s scribe: I need just at least, ùh, one of Russell’s nieces”
• The line “Kaffas, I’m banned-play in my own country; what could a nigga possibly achieve in yours?” in “Shakir 08: Animal fatherhoods; Tour visa-less arrivals”
• The line “Kansas mortgage industry showed up in the same dress as Salina, Florida: ‘Yes bitch, there’s a bomb in your backyard, too; we didn’t put it there; it’s not personal; just unlock this fence and sign here, please.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Kanye West, Wheezy and I are on-some-old Kane and Abel cd-rom material, now.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Kanye West: Get that money, nigger.” in “SHAKIR 08”
• The line “Kanye West: I’m sorry…were you saying something? This-bitch tongue was in my ear.” in “SHAKIR 08”
• The line “Kathleen Sebelius, your poppa politicked-off 11 times in the past, and there are presently 11 Hollywoods; thus, Californian Juan Cabrillo wasn’t looking for your Kansas, and your poppa wasn’t politically-intelligent.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Katrina Taylor, don’t strippers swarm-booth when Dan Burton comes through?” in “PPH: C-span; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Katrina Taylor, no dreaded-ambiguities, make sure they know you’re disrespecting your ex, Wheezy, and not me, the cuttlefish.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards; Notification”
• The line “Katrina Taylor, you’ve already publically-confirmed that you’ve had intimate-relations with Wheezy; no room for rumor.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards; Notification”
• The line “Kayla-sue, where my girl- say she gone bust my head to the white-meat?” in “The source”
• The line “Kevin Hart molests his comedic-audience to a degree that rivals Woody Allen.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Kevin Hart, my bad, I almost didn’t see you on stage at BET ‘08, but now I can’t miss you with this new Comic View show you-got goin’ for yourself, now, Kev. Huh, Kev?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Keyshia Cole vs. Alicia Keys” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Kirk Franklin got his little sister’s shirt on.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Kirk Franklin, all the niggas that threw dope on your stage for Jesus; can now get their brains-blown-out.” in “The source: Farrakhan’s strings; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Kirk Franklin; you got Spanish-curls, nigga? Capoeira look like heads-up to you, too, nigga?” in “The source: NAACP; Let’em squabble; The BET 2008 Awards: F13”
• The line “Kobe Bryant, tell Shaquille O’neal how his ass tastes.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Kozer couldn’t call Ocean ugly, so he just started saying ‘rough’.” in “CHAKA 89: That bitch is rough, nigga”
• The line “Kozer too pretty for dirt” and “Love, I think I know who your daddy is.” in “CHAKA 89: Pretty niggas: The prince of credit thieves”     
• The line “Krump-clown’s pulled-over by CHP with lighter-fluid & matches in car during brush-fire season; gets out; juggles 3-blazing-torches as proof. Homeless-nigga pauses shopping-cart, says, ‘I need no car if that’s the sobriety-test.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Larry Davis shot 16 times to kill 6 NYPD officers, ate a sandwich, took a nap, got back on E-bay to buy more bullets.” in “The source: Pointer-callous from Black-columbine-briars”
• The line “Larry Elder is simultaneously married and single; pick a side, here, nigger.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Larry Elder, Smokey Robinson cleared the racial-debate up while I was in puberty; we’re debating your retirement-plan, now, nigger.” in “N-CNN: HC1”
• The line “Last night, I dreamed I got caught stealing a female student’s purse on campus.” in “That rock: But wait, there’s more”
• The line “Last week I narrowly avoided losing my spleen to Blood that’s stab-robbin’ on the metro…so….” in “Turnip Blood: HC1: The komissar-feldsher’s apparat resignatio”
• The line “Latifah knows she’s still Native Tongue Family in my book, Akon.” in “That rock”
• The line “Le pique nique de 1826.” in “The source: Le BET cliché”
• The line “Legally, women should have the national right to bear firearms in their purse at all times.” in “TIS1: Man-pussy: Dr. Gaylord; The ice-cream shortage”
• The line “Leisurely eating food outdoors will become a bad omen.” in “CHAKA 09: Le pique nique de 1826; Which Doctor, Shakir?”
• The line “Lil’ homie, you gone be honest? Okay….What’s up with the White-girl, Young Lloyd, and the fur-coats?” in “The source: Did the furs match? And, does that make me crazy? Next caller, nigga- next caller” in “N-CNN: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Lil’ Kim, please show Keyshia Cole some more fabric-removal tips.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Lil-Bit of Fredrick’s of Hollywood: The only strip-club with private-massage in the US, and we’ve got it: ‘Is private-massage cheating?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Lil-Bit of Fredrick’s of Hollywood: The only strip-club with private-massage in the US, and we’ve got it: ‘Is private-massage cheating?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Little 5-point ain’t 5 blocks long.” in “C-span”
• The line “Look, goddamn it! If you see this nigga on the street, either, run him over, or just honk twice and speed-up so someone else can do it.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Look, I didn’t tell the bitch to lie in the first place.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ma could only buy me 1 lavender Cross-Colors suite, so Gee-Gee bought my 1 blue-green Karl Kani.” in “CHAKA 89: That’s all you get, Blanka”
• The line “Ma had me sell these goddamn green avocados 5 for 1; I could’ve died out there.” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Corner market on the oranges, Jamel” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ma said, ‘And, I just sit here… trying to figure out; what the fuck it is ya’ll got so much to talk about!’” in “CHAKA 89: The Sabbath? Man-pussy”
• The line “Ma said, ‘Get off my phone with that bullshit before I find somethin’ for yo’ ass to do!’” in “The Sabbath: But it’s not even long-distance”
• The line “Ma said, ‘You and that-Willie-nigga sit-up on my phone, all day long, gossipin’ like 2 bitches.” in “Man-pussy”
• The line “Mad Lion lemon-seed-bit headache, baby-homie.” in “The source: baby-homie”
• The line “Madam, I can make the bills rain on the floor.” in “C-span: FISA: H.R.6304”
• The line “Malachi fumbled the goddamn mic-cable; I looked away from the stage one second and the mic-plug was on the floor: he remembered his words, too, though.” in “N-CNN: AC”
• The line “Malachi thought my nails were Robin-Harris-press-on: he damn near drew-blood trying to snap some of them shits off in our handshake; I just grin-grimaced.” in “AC1: Pain’s a small thing to a dime”
• The line “Malik Jamel Shakir vs. Malcolm Jamal Warner: soap-opera mouth; ‘Malcolm Jamal Warner, I have a dirty soap-opera mouth because soap won’t sting my tongue-ring hole.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Man likely to be found guilty for angry-murder over Monopoly board-game” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Man likely to be found guilty for angry-murder over Monopoly board-game” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Manic cracked our nigga, Bleed, in the head with his own spray-can, and he lived…up to his name.” in “CHAKA 89: The scar badge can”
• The line “Mario-float with a broomstick.” in “The source”
• The line “Mark Capano was murdered while serving for murder; hanged in Cumberland, Maryland’s Western Correctional Institution; and now the threat of being hanged hangs over the hangman’s head.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Married and bored vs. single and lonely” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Mary J. Blige, if we got down any lower we’d be hot-nickels.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Mayor Shirley Franklin, is it my TV reception, or is your hair-color changing per reception?” in “C-span: FGTV”
• The line “Mayor Shirley Franklin, not too shabby a watershed, today; butta-swirl-butta-swirl.” in “GPB 8”
• The line “Mayor Shirley Franklin, whatever your dress-code, I can dress homelier.” in “The source: C-span: FGTV”
• The line “Mayor Shirley Franklin, why doesn’t Shaunya Chavis look as homely as the rest of the successful businesswomen at the conference?” in “C-span: FGTV”
• The line “Mayor Shirley Franklin, will you invite me to the next businesswomen ceremony if I dress as homely as you all look, today?” in “C-span: FGTV”
• The line “MC Gritsitory’s new album: coming at you, sooner” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Me and Akon only makin’ booty music, here on out, niggas.” in “That rock: Oh, that’s deep; hee hee he”
• The line “Me and Tim say the first thing we doing with some new money is buying a foreign accent.” in “That rock”
• The line “Me snitch? If I don’t make sure this nigga’s dead, too, who will?” in “The king’s scribe: Score?”
• The line “Meeting a nigga from F13 in LP was like seeing a Tasmanian Devil or even a Black Panamanian; but I met one.” in “The king’s scribe: F13: NAS?”
• The line “Me-Kozer-Love-Nest on a Hoover bus; I-hits the bus-exit-strip like ‘bing!’ I said ‘Got one! There’s the Hoover that jumped us last week; slippin’.’ I opened the backdoor; all replied ‘You-gettin’ off alone, nigga.’” in “CHAKA 89: NTSK”
• The line “Melanie Campbell, a Negress women-insurance bill is an inclusive-coverage check for Negress girl-scout-cookies.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Melanie Campbell, the NCBCP leads nowhere near the NAACP or NUL, so what bleeds at the NCNW?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Melanie Campbell: Miami to Atlanta and back; Good-hair and no-further.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Metairie, Louisiana police-chief, Felix Loicano, steps-down after his vehicular battle-ramming a toll-barrier; probably intoxicated. Nick Congemi succeeds his 2008 office-space.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Miami, old Mexicans think that their children behave too much like niggas, that’s why they’re the first to call their young ‘fools.’” in “N-CNN: E1; F13”
• The line “Miami? If Sothern El Salvadorians ain’t rappin’ ‘bout L.A.; they ain’t sayin’ nothin’, homes.” in “N-CNN: E1; The source; F13”
• The line “Michael Burgess subscribes to Iowa, Kansas, and Wyoming oil-cost-sentiments because that’s where he escapes to, Edward Krapels.” in “C-span: Speculation? Okay”
• The line “Michael Masters…. psst…. psst… do you make enough to own a nigger-doctor?” in “C-span: What? What I do?”
• The line “Michael Mukasey told Dianne Feinstein, ‘Californian-Mexicans don’t smoke enough tobacco to compete with Miami-Cubans.’” in “N-CNN: F13”
• The line “Mike Pence, the experimental-result comparison-table of the CNS telecommunication-monitor of CSU, Chico.” in “C-span: FISA; H.R.6304; CSU, Chico; Changes in Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act”
• The line “Mindy Finn, your cute-title ‘former e-strategy director’ is a euphemism for ‘presidential intern.’” in “C-span: En lieu”
• The line “Mind-you-now, I’m stuck in a unit with this demented-mathafucka, indefinitely. He waits for lights-out before he begins, ‘Tell your mother, I would fuck my own mother and describe how the pussy smells and tastes in detail.’ Until sun-up.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Minister Farrakhan, Chris Brown dared to wear a bowtie with half-naked women gyrating in the background, as he made love to the air.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Minister Farrakhan, I’ve only ‘begged’ two times in my whole life—and both times—it was a pork-rind.” in “The king’s scribe: Almost: BBQ”
• The line “Minister Farrakhan, The Sons of Senzangakhona have taught me: offspring-heirs grow harder to infanticide as they grow older….Wait….Or was that The Prophet Muhammad?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Miss-Ohio remembered her words, but clocked herself in the mouth with the mic, trying to pull it up from the mic-stand: the audience searched the words of her lips for swell and blood.” in “AC1”
• The line “Missy Elliott’s showtime at the Apollo” in “The source”
• The line “Misty was the only female that could make it home with my pager.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Moco cracked when I was about to fight him in his own house.” in “CHAKA 89: Santa Odellia”
• The line “Moco envied me and I him.” in “CHAKA 89: Santa Odellia”
• The line “Moco never came out from robbing McDonald’s, and when my father got out, Ma said, ‘Don’t let him back in.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Moco was still cool with Ĭy-no’s fool that broke his neck.” in “CHAKA 89: Santa Odellia”
• The line “Molotov Mardi Gras! / Molotov Hanukah! Learn in jail!” in 3/4^ths the havoc of “Man-pussy: Six inch nails: Ma Mumia”
• The line “Mommy Board of Urban Design, Daddy Board of Zoning Adjustment said, ‘I don’t have to build a 4-foot fence’” in “C-span: I’m Holland, ‘This don’t make no dam-fence!’”
• The line “Monte, they got me, too, man. You sure you gone make it home okay?” in 3/4^ths of “CHAKA 89: Vato Chōlo: F13 es-se”
• The line “Monty, I’m asking F13’s if they gone make it home alright, in ATL; I’m getting-got with these, fools, man; keep ya ‘A’ game up, big-homie” in “The source: F13; Uncharted ATL”
• The line “Most city trade-school and college students come to class armed and dangerous because of their limited transportation.” in “The GED classics”
• The line “Most men spare no expense on all the phone-plans that transfer all of the numbers of all the women who’ve already erased all they cheap-asses.” in “Cell phone woo: Counting minutes”
• The line “Mozart and Manic introduced on the Hollywood metro, and even I was on they dick.” in “CHAKA 89: KWS: In love with the enemy” 
• The line “Mr. Philly, 17, mother died of cancer recently, and now, he has cancer. His dudes say, ‘ATL crackin’, nigga,’  so he hops a bus, here, to live.” in “N-CNN: AC1: HC1”
• The line “Mutual bullet-vested interests are at stake, and this bitch wants to balance on heels, today [ . or ?]” in “N-CNN”
• The line “My car was towed yesterday, and I can’t afford to get it back, now.” in “That rock”
• The line “My ceiling leaks water over my bed, so I sleep dressed.” in “That rock”
• The line “My clear-acrylic nail-coat glows lavender under the strip-club black-lights.” in “The source”
• The line “My credulity maintenance is mandatory because Black environmental atrocity stressors are so transparently incredulous.” in “The slave-ship states”
• The line “My dick is longer than any dick thicker, and thicker than any dick longer.” in “Cell phone woo: Counting minutes”
• The line “My dick was so shinny it looked like it was painted: the ho took one look and damn near fainted.” in “PPH: Dolomite-rock-star”
• The line “My ex-wife was the only female I gave my wallet to after Carla. Carla didn’t just steal a twenty; the bitch circle-bragged; I was still hugged-up with her every recess; I never even noticed the chuckles.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “My job was holding your mirror while you dated all the bitches I was learning to avoid—and I did my job well.” in “Dorm-life: The oldest professor”
• The line “My lady was like, ‘And, what yo’ grown ass doin’ sittin’ up watchin’ ‘That’s so Raven’?” in “The source”
• The line “My metal pipe stayin’ warmer that I, lately.” in “That rock”
• The line “My mother has a child that is not my older-brother or younger-sister….Who is her 3^rd child?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “My own family knows to kill me if we cross paths; so my friend…” in “That rock”
• The line “My professorial advisor asked, ‘Now, why would I help you learn this?’” in “Spend doctor: I know, huh?”
• The line “My stepfather Zetbulbah’s natural son spent more time incarcerated than free.” in “The king’s scribe: Almost: Free Cadillac D’s”
• The line “My titty-milk dripping guns.” in  “The king’s scribe: The seahorse-hollow-tip; Shred & burn”
• The line “My water heater went out a month ago, nigga, and my soul is as cold as my body, now.” in “That rock, nigga”
• The line “NAACP says teachers can’t afford food; teachers say NAACP can’t afford gas.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nancy Pelosi, America purchased Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000; the acre? Worth-about 2 cents; Puffy’s Cîroc-vodka; $7,200,000; the bottle? Worth-about 2 cent.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “NAS & DMX have the same home-studio, and it’s tight, but NAS is 400x more album-productive in it. Why?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “NAS & FILA partnership in 2008: Congratulations. Regrets that Georgians sayin’, ‘Aw, we wearin’ Jordans, again.’” in “N-CNN: E1; The source”
• The line “NAS is an energy-drink to us, lil’ homie.” in “The source: The king’s scribe; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “NAS, ATL niggas like, ‘You ain’t never gone-be ATL-native, homie, but wear NAS-FILA…you traitor, homie; real-talk. Deal?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nashville vs. Charlotte for new Motown sub-label” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Natalie Cole brought us gourmet cheesy-grits when I worked for Stevie Wonder; greasy-lips smack; not flap.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Naw, I want a TV show fa-this shit, now, real-talk. Hell naw.” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “Naw, I’ll just stand here and smoke like I don’t need lungs while you jog; when I jog, I’ll pass you my smoke.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Naw, that’s Dr. Buck-up the fuck-up and his scandalous-ass momma-nems shit: Psss, I don’t know what you talkin’ ‘bout.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Naw-bitch, gi-me-dat 20 back, first, then I’ll let y’all shoot me, tonight. Why make 2 trips?” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “N-CNN experienced signal-failure the entire month of August, 2008; so, you didn’t miss any of the juicy-gossip, back this way.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “N-CNN: HLN-0: Dirty-sexy family-money” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “N-CNN: HLN-0’s Reverend Kerney Thomas vs. CNN’s Roland S. Martin for Preacha-Son Panties Award” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: RM”
• The line “Negroes that can afford to live gated off from these real-niggas really are blessed.” in “Neo-African-Americans: Turnip blood”
• The line “Nelly and Ashanti together, now.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards.”
• The line “Nelly, Ashanti, and Puffy each to carry 1 of 4 cases of Cîroc to Puffy’s new venue; Puffy-fussy with Nelly; ‘I host you; I pay you; I still carry 2 cases?’ Ashanti carries extra case to diffuse; Ashanti catches a case for her man.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Neo-humanitarian work-ethic is the avoidance of work-generation for thy brethren.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nesha and Tony said Ellie died in her sleep, or something.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Nest said, ‘Òh shit, that means she came all the way over here just to see you, and you was…Òh shit. Hee, hee, he.’” in “CHAKA 89: Tell granddaddy I ain’t funnin’ no mo’”
• The line “Nest went limp, sayin’, ‘Damn. Zombie? Precious was fine and she was kickin’ it with us, too?’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ne-yo & Don Mousey Juan, Chicken-head covered my ass when I readied shoe-polish for Magic Johnson’s movie-toilet, but she turned-on-me when I turned-trick trickin-off payday on her sister at Magic Johnson’s movie.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ne-yo almost moves as good in a suit as a stripper in platforms.” in “N-CNN: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Ne-yo, beware the little hood-thang; the tattoo-test.’” in “N-CNN: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Nick and Norrell sprinkled the grit in Whoopie’s eye while I pinned him to the earth.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Nick wanted both Whoopie’s eyes, but I needed a controlled eyeball for comparison.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Nigga, if I wasn’t really taking over your block, you could’ve saved your bullet, I’m not trying to get the Geraldo Rivera Award, just a Colt-45 from that-there liquor-store, nigga….They don’t sell St. Ides.” in “N-CNN: FAS1”
• The line “Nigga, no, I don’t remember if I can live spleen-less that’s why I’m keeping it.” in “HC1: The komissar-feldsher”
• The line “Nigga, you can hide the dope up-yo-asshole in handcuffs, as long as you can still get the dope back to your hands.” in “Shakir 08: Failed-Ché; Man-pussy”
• The line “Nigga? Is that titty-milk drippin’ out your guns? Nigga! Oh shit! Hoò!” in “Man-pussy: Nigga-I’ll-kill-you!”
• The line “Niggas ain’t stupid: if I was really a spy; I’d have a real fake Visa by now, wouldn’t I?” in “The slave-ship states”
• The line “Niggas and Negroes alike go public when resigning from BET.” in “Jet magazine race clips”
• The line “Niggas arrive by learning the rules of the game, only to find, niggas is the only ones playing by them.” in “Quota”
• The line “Niggas can ask, “How this crazy-nigga keepin’ a wild-tiger as a house-pet?” in “Truth’s stranger: Timberland Burton’s; Pussy-pussy?”
• The line “Niggas get poked with a fork then asked ‘But how does this make you feel?’” in “CON1: Conspiracy laws: Pain or shame, nigger?”
• The line “Niggas leavin’ the club early for the ATL’s Waffle-House Strip-Show.” in “N-CNN: 11:30PM”
• The line “Niggas love backhandedly-complimenting my shoes when I’ve got my all white SHAQ’s on.” in “The king’s scribe: Jordan 23; Sorry, mamma”
• The line “Niggas sayin’ I resemble Maria Antoinette, here.” in “Man-pussy: Gaylord: Dr. Puppet-nickels’ scatter-fresh scent”
• The line “Niggas start clownin’ CHAKA, ‘I hear this fool servin’ Clean & Green, now’ and ‘Cain’t no one person get-up that many times, nigga.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Niggas started clownin’ The Pharaoh, ‘I’mmo call that nigga, Skinz, Calvin from the McDonald’s commercial, hee, hee, he.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Niggas will walk away from my open-casket shakin’ they head, sayin’, ‘Damn, that wasn’t even him, nigga….Damn.’” in “Catfight at the casket: Conspiracy laws: The X formula: Truth’s stranger: CC1: CON1”
• The line “Niggas would be trying to talk to a female, and Skinz would creep up, pinch a nigga’s titty, and run.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Niggas! Just enroll in an ESL class fa-tha-fuck-of-it; and see what happens.” in “Berzerkeley: And, stop fuckin’ with the monuments!; Dorm-life”
• The line “Niggas, I’m sittin’ right-cheer in Buckhead-Atlanta center-circle a batch of 7-inch-broads….And, I dare an avocado-headed Californian-street-nigga to come down Peachtree askin’ ‘bout beef with me! Lose yo swag, nigga.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nigger get back out there; spleen-stitches are on the house with Medi-Cal & Medicaid, courtesy your medical-magnet colleagues at King Drew hospital.” in “Turnip blood: Retirement benefits?: HC1”
• The line “Nigger when has your vote ever counted, here?” in “Quota”
• The line “Nigger, these electronic circuits won’t send-receive dolphin sportscast transcriptions.” in “Dolphin race: Echolocation deaf; Flipper? Flipper?”
• The line “Nigger-nigger murders are morbidly humorous because many are over fake-dollars.” in “That rock: S08”
• The line “Niggers can’t even say ‘nigger’ on the internet without blockade, devil.” in “Now ain’t that the blue calling the white-collar dirty?”
• The line “Nigger-students sat still and silent; but their eyes darted left and right. The whole class was armed, and Dr. Nigger never paced from podium or pointed at the chalkboard.” in “CHAKA 09: The GED classics; The X Law class-notes”
• The line “Nihil pater-feldsher’s resignatio-beneficus, und niet visa; und nos omni venired en Pac, chi’ren.” in “CHAKA 09: Nigger-dom warlords; Reznor-swallows”
• The line “No deal” in “Homie, what happened?”
• The line “No ounce of fresh meat touched thine-own cart, today.” in “That rock: Wizard cursed”
• The line “No seconds for who? Now, just wait a cotton-pickin’ minute! How did the cafeteria-line just spontaneously bifurcate, and why is he behind me, now?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “No…guess, again: there you go. Get it? Got it? Good. Now, get out.” in “That rock: Classification; User”
• The line “Nora Roberts writes queen-ant-colonial literature-tales but what’s an ant to an aphid?” in “N-CNN: The auto-Aphid-tails”
• The line “Nora Roberts, et al, a female-targeted end-choice romance-novel with 1 prima-female and 2-3 alpha-male choice-paths in under 500 pages; and 500 is still 200 too many.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nora Roberts, Madonna Kabala-spells fiancé into marriage; falls prey to a side-love-spell despite new obligation; then either gains Kabala-spiritual-growth, or a wrong-righted, or…she suffers the Las Vegas strip-track, solo.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nora Roberts, Raymond Norton brakes official-obligation; keeps deadly-secret of bizarre nigger-nigger inmate-murders; then suffers a nigger-cellmate raping, or homosexual-ousting, or…he outwits his court-sentence.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Nor-Cal-Chico, Eureka domestic-kills escalate.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “North Carolina Charlotte-niggas vs. Virginia-slim-niggas: for the Hollywood Veto-Vedo Award” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Veto-Vedo Award”
• The line “Not as good as a wet dream, but better than a wet diaper.” in “The weather: Look at the wind blowin’ that bitch around!”
• The line “Not me at the scene of the crime: I told you I had an alibi.” in “N-CNN: 1D; Country-alias”
• The line “Not one fine-waved strand of my red-boned great-grandfather sprouted from my skull.” in “The king’s scribe: Almost: GH1”
• The line “Not playing with a full-deck? Memory: Flip 3; match 2; 3^rd cards the extra-chance but final-choice.” In “N-CNN: The inexpensive game”
• The line “Now, I’m listening 2 him; but now, ya’ll cain’t tell him nothing.” in “The king’s scribe: Just a bad idea”
• The line “Now, see? And you thought you were going to have to blow my brains out my skull this evening.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “Now, we gone have to irradiate these e-coli-spinächës, niggas; these salmonella-tomatoes, too! But  fret not, my little-nigger-doodles… at least you can all now comfortably eat these fish-gene-tomatoes.” in “CNN”
• The line “Now, which of us brave mice will bell this cat.” in “Minstrel carnival: Violin strings: TFS1”
• The line “Now, who else want to speak his name, 2.” in “The king’s scribe: Damn, James”
• The line “Now, why go chasing waterfalls when here I stand over a murky contaminated puddle teeming with life.” in “The source”
• The line “Nuisance teased my yellow Angela’s braids so I broke up with her” and “Don’t tell me, Nuisance, right?” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Nuisance was Rappin’ for Jesus in Leimert Park, last time I saw.” in “CHAKA 89: Exposition Park”
• The line “Nuisance’s Belizean home was under a cotton-tree, not a bush.” in “CHAKA 89: The pharcyde: TFS1”
• The line “NY Apollo, we get it; she can sing an Alicia Keys song better than Alicia Keys, but did she have to breathe-dance around a sour-dread while singing it?” in “N-CNN: Cuttlefish, nigga”
• The line “O.G. Pimp still looked fine, but the nigga gots me for a dolla’ at the gas station.” in “CHAKA 89: Let’s swap-meet slum-sum”
• The line “Ocean bore Cypress without me.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: Queen of none”
• The line “Ocean bore Cypress without me.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: Queen of none”      
• The line “Ocean came from nowhere; said, “Zombie! You chicken-shit mathafucka!” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean caught me hugged up with Gale: jumped the bitch and snatched the chain.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: In love with the enemy”
• The line “Ocean just asked the driver if I could ‘get up’ in the metro: and he complied, nigga.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: In love with the enemy”
• The line “Ocean just asked the driver if I could ‘get up’ on the bus: and he complied, nigga.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: In love with the enemy”
• The line “Ocean just kept running through traffic chasing and jump-striking my bus-window.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean pulled me in the women’s restroom, hopped on the sink, and smacked the light out.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean said ‘I told you we should’ve gone to your house. I cain’t stand living in this shit.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean said ‘I’m your lady, now, I don’t want to call you Zombie, no more.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean said, ‘I’m regulating that Precious bitch.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean stepped up, and then Ma pulled me to the side, sayin’, ‘She trouble’ and then released me.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean was sexy but Precious was pretty.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89; Pretty vs. Sexy”
• The line “Ocean went wild. While they were calming her down, I was vanishing into a random bus.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Ocean, not only sexiest, but hardest, was blue black therefore crew Queen of none.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS: In love with the enemy”  
• The line “Ocean’s curves were veiled in baggy clothing.” in “CHAKA 89: Hyenà”
• The line “Oh shit! My bad. The bitch sound-just like Lauren Hill, nigga. My bad, shit. Ah he-he-he-okay- nice pussy.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Oh shit, somebody passed me off my first counterfeit bill, oh shit, niggas.” in “That rock: Classification; User”
• The line “Oh, don’t act like you’ve read all that shit up-from yesterday; we here at NIGGA-CNN party like it’s no tomorrow, so we sleep late, sometimes.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oh, I (7) want you (6), too.” in “WS1: My slim-trim nigga-weddin’; The reversed-lebola: Frenchie”
• The line “Oh, just kiss her, Pep-Pey.” in “WS1: DL1: The braid-butter-candled broom-jump song, Jack”
• The line “Oh, just one more question: was the bitch ashy with dark eye-circles when police picked her up?” in “TIS1: Columbo-niggas? The ice cream shortage”
• The line “Oh? Puffy and Wheezy tight like gnat-booty, and gnat-booty tight ‘cause gnats so small? Òkáy.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ohzer took 1 look at my 2 tributes to his work, scoffed that I was unoriginal, and flipped the page: good-advice pains.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Okay, chuckle-chuckle ha-ha but I’ve just lost the original investor’s money for the first-time, but I’m bloody-serious, again.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Okay, now a ¼ stick, left, and some smoke and mirror.” in “Polỷ-Francé: The prison riddle”
• The line “Omarion’s face replaced Bow-wow’s face on ‘Face Off’ (2007) so Bow-wow insinuated Omarion was gay in ‘Lookin’ Boy’ (2008 remix). Both still fight like foster-children; both still look like identical-twins.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “One Blood took one look at my hand-me-down Tailor and said, ‘They must be having an early Halloween party at his school.’” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers”
• The line “Only flies will keep you company, now.” in “Dirt under my nails”
• The line “Oop! 7AM, Sunday (3-9-08)! Sun’s up! Got’ta catch a nigga slippin’. Peace.” in “That rock”
• The line “Oop! It’s noon and my coon sweat got my cotton-T ringin’ wet.” in “That rock: Coon juice”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey likes jazz, too? Goat-mouth, maybe you both can sit in the Harlem Lounge, eating plantains and sweet sour-cream, discussing why you didn’t burn-up old frat-row.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey, can a book-worm author transform into a rock-star author?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey, do men and women travel-pack the same average-quantity of underwear?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey, I only tolerated the drawn-out segments of 20/20 to listen to the wild-eyebrows of Andy Rooney.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey, is private-massage cheating? I’d gotten a little too excited during one while married; the masseuse was like, ‘Hey, if you won’t mind releasing it yourself; I won’t mind watching.’ So we did. It felt guilty-good.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey, Young Berg just wants to put one foot up on your set-couch like he did on 106-&-Park, he doesn’t even want to Tom-Cruise the upholstery.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey’s soccer-mom pocket-money” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Oprah Winfrey’s Wayan-Brothers interview” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Orbitz vs. Travelocity in travel-rates” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Orlando Floridian real-estate agents say, ‘First, swampland, now, old live backyard-bombs?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Ouch! I-forgot. Ouch! I-can’t-recall. Jesus Chríst! Okay-okay-okay.” in “The source”
• The line “Ouch! I-forgot. Ouch! I-can’t-recall. Jesus Chríst! Okay-okay-okay.” in “The source”
• The line “Our recess gossip-laughter hushed… when I naively joke-riddled Mousey why the campus furnace always smelled of burning human hair.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Over-enjoyment? Don’t it beat pickin’ cotton?” in “3K: Pulse-maimed”
• The line “Oxford, Mississippi federal judge says Olive Branch police officer Adam McHann’s police-dog was not ‘just playin’ wit-a-nigga’ when it bit-the-shit out a street-urchin in 2003.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oz: A William Kellogg gets-no great-advice from a Helen Keller, nigga: Frankly, Ms. Ann, that bitch had to stay in her room, nigga, I’m loose, nigga! Baby. Sweetie.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oz: Lost cat flyers with unspecified-award amounts listed really mean: you don’t really want the pussy that goddamn bad.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oz: Oh, and if they ditch a-nigga off-in yo-ward, again, I’mmo stand ya-corner, ‘til sunset, nigga; every time you-niggas ask for a short,  I’mmo USPS a short-letter to you by the 1^st & 15^th.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Oz: Why does he call me ‘man’ and not ‘baby’ or ‘sweetie’ or something?” in “N-CNN: Lost cat flyers”
• The line “Pacific Islanders love to call each other ‘niggas’ but will kill you if you call them ‘Blacks.’” in “N-CNN: Being ‘Pacific Islander’ in America”
• The line “Paul Broun and/or Barry Fleming, how is Jersey Fresh transitioning to selling canned tomatoes?” in “GPB 08”
• The line “Paul Mooney knew it way back when crows and seagulls said ‘Fuck it’ and cliqued for McDonalds’ fries.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Penn-head State students Bankhead-bounce to ATM bank-pin for $200 more for annual-tuition increases this Fall ’08.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Perk and Scooter were out fighting fires let Corporate America tell it.” in “CHAKA 89”      
• The line “Perk liked me, enough. He teased disappointment, ‘You don’t want to play no basketball with me?’” in “CHAKA 89: But, I needs my kneecaps, Mr. Perk”
• The line “Perk smacked him, and this grown mathafucka left the park snottin’ & cryin’.” in “CHAKA 89: Swear to God”
• The line “Perk sucked his teeth and fly-brushed me and I managed not to piss myself.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS, what? Perk, who?”           
• The line “Perk tolerated me because I offered respect to his silenced power.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Perk tolerated me because I offered respect to his silenced power.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Perk was always relaxed, and no one around him shared that feeling.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Perk wasn’t Tookie-swollen; Perk had pit-bull muscles.” in “CHAKA 89: A different animal, ladies”
• The line “Perk wasn’t-studyin’ Skinz, and Skinz was not tryin’ to see Perk, nigga, so Skinz just kept us on a festive-note so our little tagging-crew didn’t offend the mad-dogs.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89”
• The line “Perk. I didn’t cap Antwon for cappin’ her, so Latrice got with Perk, nigga. Then, capped on my fear of him. But Antwon; he got life.” in “CHAKA 89: NKS, what? Perk, who?”        
• The line “Perk’s the type to slap-box a nigga trying to stab him, then snap his neck on queue.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Peter Hain, the only things ‘free and fair’ in the states are the carnival-ride nut-and-bolt death-lawsuits.” in “C-span: Dangling daddies”
• The line “Please reserve a seat for Jamel Malik Shakir of N-CNN. Thank you.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Plies is the Walter Moseley Don-the-Mouse-Juan of BET.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Political actors vs. Oscar nominees for the Public Figures Awards” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: E”
• The line “Precious and I should’ve never dated, but she was so fine I thought I would stop finding her Michellé persona so irritating; I was wrong.” in “CHAKA 89: Bitch, love who love you”
• The line “Precious asked Ma why I had a Black Můslǐm name if I was Roman Catholic.” in 3/4^ths of “CHAKA 89: Sant-Odëllia: F13 es-se”
• The line “Precious loved her some me, but I hated her; I called Ocean and snitched the bitch was claiming NTS and NKS.” in “CHAKA 89: Bitch, love who love you”
• The line “Precious was cryin’ on the phone, ‘Why you do that to me?’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Precious would get with me, today, if I didn’t have sense enough to stop her, now.” in “CHAKA 89: Bitch, love who love you”
• The line “Professors are smart, but they always rush the free-cheesecake at sponsored-conferences.” in “Spend doctor: No, I’m the best”
• The line “Propel water beverage is caffeinated, too? I only bought it ‘cause it looked like Kool-Aid, nigga.” in “HC1: Caveat emptor: Saccharin—sucralose; Still cancer…But where’s the warning-label, now?”
• The line “Proportional-increase in random-risk as monopoly-players add” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Public Speech professors get paid to tell you the secret of practicing your nonverbal-signals before the mirror, but fail to tell to practice your best mirrored nonverbal-signals after— eyes-wide-shut.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Puffy’s new-Cîroc swagger; appropriate; Lil’ Wheezy’s old-sober swagger; uncharted.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Pumm-Ra was a completely different caricature than Mumm-Ra, asshole.” in “Zombie’s Mumm-Ra” 
• The line “Put a spick on a spit and you can always find another spick to turn him.” in “Paul Mooney…look”
• The line “Queen Latifah vs. Akon: My black is beautiful” in “The source: Hail Mary, kaffa; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Quick! Can I put a firecracker out with High-C, Katt?” in “Polỷ-Francé: Fiat! Laissé soyez”
• The line “Quick! Please get this firecrackin’-nigga out the trap, Katt.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Fiat! Laissé soyez”
• The line “Quick! Please pass me the High-C so I can put down the Red Kool-Aid, Katt.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Fiat! Laissé soyez”
• The line “Quick! Please pass the samba-ba-vitch bag-test, Katt.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Passant me le High-C; Fiat! Laissé soyez”
• The line “Quieter than a restaurant in a college town on Monday.” in “Coon kills and eats dog”
• The line “Racial disownment: Too light to be Black; too dark to be White” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Real-niggas will eat shit on Sunday before braving eats at my bitch-nigga BBQ.” in “BBQ”
• The line “Reclaiming the Dream vs. Fuck your Dream, too” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Reconsidering greenhouse costs of witness-protection?” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Lollypop Nigga-Business; An imperial-collapse”
• The line “Redbone is a nappy-yellow in the N.E. and a wavy-black in the S.W., but where is the redbone to be an Indian-red, again, Tonto?” in “N-CNN: Pragmatic diagonalization”
• The line “Redbones are buff, but only our cheekbones swell in the cafeteria; we play hard but they play rough.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “Red-bones, just apply for the part Native-American scholarships and grants for-the-fuck-of-it; see what happens.” in “Berserkeley”
• The line “Red-Katt’s space-chimp: Bitch, you and-that monkey(2); you and-that monkey(2).” in “N-CNN: Red-Katt’s space-chimp”
• The line “Remember, vato, I’m still Zetbulbah’s chocolate-stepson, so watch over your ‘calling-card minutes to Mexico’ talk around me, hey?” in “CON1: The king’s scribe: The skull-rack showcase; Scamming? Pogs?”
• The line “Removing Nora Roberts’ title-skin-covers from her cookie-cut-novels would be more painfully-disorientating than removing her White-skin.” in “Spend doctor: Look! A bored-book nigger”
• The line “Renu Khator, does Vijay Vaitheeswaran sit in with Gordon Brown while you babysit intellectuals?” in “N-CNN: C-span; Zoom”
• The line “Renu Khator, doesn’t Gordon Brown look serious when he talks about Afghanistan?” in “C-span: Straight-faced”
• The line “Renu Khator, I admit, as a nigga, I love watching the hope fade from newly arrived Hindoos to the USA who thought they’d escaped British imperialism.” in “C-span: The seedy-lemon bite”
• The line “Renu Khator, if he mentions Gandhi…and those 7—naked—bitches, 1-more-time…you’re teaching Robert Frost next semester.” in “C-span”
• The line “Renu Khator, if he mentions Gandhi…and those 7—naked—bitches, 1-more-time…you’re teaching Robert Frost next semester….Heaven’s-virgins….” in “FGTV: C-span: DL”
• The line “Renu Khator, if Vijay Vaitheeswaran  mentions Gandhi…and those 7—naked—bitches, 1-more-time…you’re teaching Robert Frost next semester….Heaven’s-virgins….” in “N-CNN: C-span; Zoom”
• The line “Renu Khator, you’re not writing about the ugly babies of contemporary dynastic arranged-marriages, are you? You’re not too big to still fit in a Hindu suttee-case, yourself.” in “C-span”
• The line “Researchers are proving that Tyra Banks is the new Oprah…but skinny.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Researchers honestly can’t determine whether ATL-niggas can’t see Snoop or Snoop can’t see ATL-niggas.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Reverend Al Green, if niggas can gangbang for Jesus Christ; Boss Rick Ross can open BET 08 for you, right?” in “The source: The BET 08 awards”
• The line “Reverend Al Sharpton was in the pews; Reverend Kerney Thomas was in the podium; the so-called living-wills were in the podium; the so-called dead-heirs were in the pews.” in “Catfight at the casket: CC1”
• The line “Reverend Sharpton, Lil’ Wheezy told me I’m trickin’ ‘cause, ‘I’m like a bitch with no ass—I ain’t got shit.’”
• The line “Reverend Sharpton, psst, hey, tell Jesse Jackson fall-back: let’s not ruin the surprise.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Reznor, no dear, you gone have to change your drawers when I’m released.” in “Six inch nails: Animalism unleashed”
• The line “Reznor, no, sweetie: I’ve got survivalism; you’ve got belong-erism, remember?” in “Six inch nails: You ideological scapegoat”
• The line “Reznor, yes and, now you can hear my song in your head.” in “Six inch nails: The countdown”
• The line “Richard Lamm, the lens that I’m using to look at your pin-stripped polka-dotted suit-concoction is making me dizzier than this nebulously-kaleidoscopic financial-plan fumbling from your Colonel-Sanders-jowls.” in “C-span: 3%”
• The line “Richard M. Daley and Michael J. Picardi… you do realize I’m an old ‘tagger,’ right?” in “CHAKA 89: Clean and green?”
• The line “Richmond Virginia’s Walden Ridge and Pocahontas state prisons now welcome Wyoming inmates for 2008.” in “Ma Mumia: Connubial rights”
• The line “Rihanna Breezy vs. Janet Dupri” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Robert Malone, if I drank your BP ethanol I’d feel good, again; If she drank your BP ethanol she wouldn’t feel shit, again.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Rock-Band for Wii acclaimed top 4 pick in UC and CSU dorms.” in “The source”
• The line “Roland S. Martin, you’re heterosexual, but you’re not pimpin’, preachin’, or professin’ on CNN…just trickin’-off at the mouth in a pink dress-shirt- I’m sorry.” in “N-CNN: RM”
• The line “Ron and I would get in the pool just to sink, cause muscles don’t float.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron got the no-return rehab treatment, alright.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron pounded that fine, thick, white nympho senseless; I was just tryin’na be the bitch friend.” in “That rock: Rehab: Friend?”
• The line “Ron said he didn’t trip when her sister’s husband acted a fool because her husband knew better than anyone where his money was going.” in “That rock”
• The line “Ron said her sister crept to his room in her negligee while her sister was sleep just one room over, nigga.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron said, ‘I’m tired of this soap-opera shit, man, you know they don’t want us here’ and left.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron said, ‘Well, he had to get it off his chest, shit. Everybody ain’t gone like it.’” in “That rock: The rehab”
• The line “Ron say, ‘I got ladies: all they want is anal; soon as one see me—she just start backing up.’” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron should’ve said, ‘Well, kneel a Hail Mary, bitch, and while you down there…’” in “That rock: Rehab: Whaaa, I feel guilty”
• The line “Ron was split from his twin, raised by the state, and then state prison.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron was Tookie-swollen and fine, and that’s why dude pistol-whipped his fronts out instead of shooting him.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron’s drop only hurt ‘cause I knew our paths wouldn’t re-cross.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron’s nympho repeatedly begged him to come pound, then go turn boohoo-snitch to staff.” in “That rock: Rehab: Whaaa, I feel guilty”
• The line “Ron’s white lady’s sister wanted him so bad she was paying for his treatment with her husband’s money.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron’s white lady’s sister was offering to buy him embedded gum fronts when he got out.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Ron’s white lady’s sister’s white husband showed up just to show out, and off, Corporate American style.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “Rottweiler and pit-bull niggas are a whole other species, ladies; so don’t just stop-by-in my shit.” in “Truth’s stranger: Timberland Burton’s; Pussy-pussy?”
• The line “Rudolph Penner, Paul Hewitt’s indices will close at around 1364.71, or UCLA will raise the tuition $500 next year.” in “C-span: The UC Stanford doctorial mentorship-panel?”
• The line “Ruminations, what could PM Dawn have done to you; didn’t see it in the text.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Run’s House vs. The Cosby Show for environmental relevance.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Russell S. Bonds, I didn’t have a secondary-target so the adaptive-fog set-in, instantly. I’d forgotten simple things like eye-protection, time-checking, and directional-mapping; I’d damn near shot my own shit up, yet again.” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The line “Ruthie said, ‘Gale, do The Tick’ just to watch me play myself.” in “CHAKA 89: She was the mom they never had”
• The line “Ruthie said, ‘Naw, girl, I cain’t do this: these braids too tight. Fuck class, I’m taking aspirin and goin’ home, ya’ll.’” in “CHAKA 89: The GED classics: She was the mom they never had”      
• The line “Samuel L. Jackson watched Isaac Hayes & Bernie Mac when no camera was filming…” in “N-CNN”
• The line “San Diego, Little-Rock child-pornography computer-confiscations rise” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Saul Williams presented; Justin sat in awe; then, Eric presented, and Justin sat-in talking awfully loud over his shoulder.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Saul Williams struck first because he saw us coming, first, chi’ren.” in “Saturn’s dad: Prima striga; Despecta se facto dat nos venired en pacisci”
• The line “Saul Williams was and is the greatest Slam poet, ever; he ushered himself in and slammed the doors behind himself.” in “Saturn’s dad”
• The line “Saul Williams was so busy hatin’ on a curly-fry-redbone; I had to let a razor-bladed-Macy-Gray get away, nigga.” in “The source”
• The line “Saul Williams, despite himself, paved our way, too; our lives are orchestrated, chi’ren.” in “Saturn’s dad”
• The line “Saul Williams’, Saturn, was galvanized on some Chicago-house type-music, children…just keep thinking, ‘Coffee-bean-coffee-bean- lots & lots a-coffee-beans.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Schwarzenegger will be intimidated into wearing a pink dress-shirt before fleeing politics for weightlifting: ‘Hasta la vista, baby-Crip.’” in “N-CNN: ND”
• The line “Schwarzenegger, poet laureate, and Oprah, I wasn’t grant-proposing a hip-hop Hollywood wax-museum: art-patron wealth…. ‘It’s funny to them, you wheezing-goblin.’” in “N-CNN: The source; The BET 2008 awards”
• The line “Scooter just watched Gale and I in silent distance, like a Black Tớmahawk.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Scott McClellan, Tavis Smiley didn’t reply to Holly Hunter regarding any of my familial and financial questions: would Tavis Smiley watch his own show if he wasn’t in it?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Sharah’s sister was still salty about how me and Howard did Whoopie’s ass.” in “The seven demons of Mary Wilson: Lust sober; CHAKA 89”
• The line “Shauheen was insulted, not that I had made the song about her, but that I had the unmitigated gall to charge her the $2, too, to recite it.” in “DBM: Corky got a 12 gauge”
• The line “Shaunya Chavis, nothing personal, love, but you remind me of my ex-wife, and Mayor Shirley Franklin and committee is looking homelier than you.” in “The source: FGTV: C-span”
• The line “Shaunya Chavis, that kaleidoscopic-suit almost distracted me from the two concealed satellite-dishes behind your hair.” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The line “Shaunya Chavis, you’d pick CNN’s Don Lemon, over me? Don Lemon seems like he’d cry at the thought of chasing you if his White-woman left him. What’s so special about him?” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The line “Shavon cut my chitchat with ‘My period late.’” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Shavon was blissed, but she ran her finger too far down my back.” in “CHAKA 89: ‘Sneer’ means ‘stop,’ bitch, goddamn”
• The line “Shavon, got me: I didn’t know that wasn’t her real hair until she was in my bed.” in “CHAKA 89: Check, bitch”
• The line “Shavon’s Ma, Ma did not trust.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “She asked, ‘Why does she have to be an “old-chick” to you?’ I offered to explain in the Guggenheim museum but she didn’t want her funding-father to see the Black-&-White photography.” in “DL1”
• The line “She ATL pop-on downtown-plots with 64 lame-lanes to change condoms on [in]: Pistol-whippin’ hot. What?” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “She brought a bag for herself, but none for me and my nephew; she let her older-sister keep his lost mobile-phone.” in “The source: Now, un-invite them; Ma-dea’s bean”
• The line “She couldn’t say he never sacrificed for her; he couldn’t say she never sacrificed for him; while this argument belabored the corpse slowly leaked fluids onto the rug.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “She dragged him to a baby-shower; he dragged her to a funeral-precession; the divorce was bound to drag-out.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “She inferred my cologne smelled like lemon-Pledge; I backhandedly-complimented her plastic-perfect looks; So one day I really arrived exuding an orange-Pledge scent, right?” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “She leaned out her incarcerated nigga’s car and cackled, ‘Number? How big is your dick, nigga?’ and I hopped in.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “She played-stupid, but really, she was just disinterested in the life-long-learning of this trick.” in “DL1”
• The line “She pouted with her eyes, ‘But, I don’t want to be a devil, anymore, Dr. Nigger.” in “Spend doctor: I know;  you need to, now”
• The line “She said she thought we went out as friends because I clearly wasn’t trying to impress her.” in “Cell phone woo: Counting minutes”
• The line “She say ‘stop’ but I’m not gonna…” in “The king’s scribe: Jordan 23; Sorry, mamma”
• The line “She says this nigga’s so fine; she forgot the hair had to grow back—I ain’t never been that fine.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “She tells me that she loves me, but she says it doesn’t mean that she does; I told her I only had eyes for her but I couldn’t see where she was.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “She told you what to do with your false-ideas?” in “The source”
• The line “She-like, ‘You can still see the TV?’ I had to lie to her, vato, ‘Oh-yeah-yeah, I see right through him.’/ ‘Well, then that makes you a liar, a cheater, a thief, and a pedophile.’” in “N-CNN: E1; Eye-yah-yie”
• The line “Sheryl Lee Ralph, if you were my wife I would do morning-stupid-shit just to hear you tell me off; ‘I dòn’t sèe what thère ìs-tợ smìle àbout, nigga, yòu kèep making mè làte for-work! [?]’ ” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Shorty want a thug.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “Should she tell you what to do with your false-ideas?” in “The source”
• The line “Sinbad voyaged to all the way to Louisiana just to get too scared to eat her gumbo after looking at the rusty pot-scrubber, Renaldo Ray.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Single White northern woman kidnaps Black southern boy” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: E: The Thelonious wire”
• The line “Sinkhole: The Hollywood-underground subway-tunnel; The story of the hungry vs. the homeless stars.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Skinz ranked highest in NTS, in the absence of Flex, because he had the most fans and cronies: Skinz had a Skinz 2-4…and 1 was a female.” in “N-CNN: CHAKA 89”
• The line “SLAVE-AIDS: Stay the fuck out the scope.” in “N-CNN: POX: HIV: Virus: AMA: Black America”
• The line “Slick Rick, Dr. Clifford Pickett wreaks Merch;  reminds me of an academic-monster out a Black-exploitative chick-flick.” in “N-CNN: FGTV; TMW”
• The line “Smoke around them? Nigga!!! I share drugs with all my children.” in “That rock”
• The line “Snoop, I was 7 before I realized I didn’t live in a Crip neighborhood; ‘Colors’ had me likin’ ‘flue,’ baby-homie.” in “The source: F13; Zetbulbah just shook his head”
• The line “Snoop-dog’s dog, Joe Francis, is generating doghouse-terror as he begins cop-singing and slop-slinging from briefs found in his legal-fleabag.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “So I put the s-curl on my pubes, too, right?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “So now I’m back in court on a false probation-violation in the same bone-velour outfit that I’m wearing to volunteer-host the ingrates’ school talent-show, right?” in “The ingrates”
• The line “So, Dayton, Ohio tavern-owner, James J. Ritty, invented the cash register in 1879 to stop house-profit patron-pilfers, right? Cleveland looked; said, ‘Cousin, you ain’t-never lied,’ and bought one.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “So, I’m back in handcuffs on a false probation-violation; this nigga sayin’, ‘Damn, I swore I closed that file; I-got so many cases, though.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “So, I’m Boo-Boo the Fool showing up to breakfast, thinking she likes me, right? This bitch forsook a stack of pancakes to broadcast how she was not on the phone with me last night and would never get with me.” in “N-CNN: HBC (6)”
• The line “So, now, I’m free on-campus while caged-on house-arrest for gizzard-pokin’ this one nigga, right? And, Corey’s offering a furnace-side-chat speaking-to-entertain 5 niggas at the division-fence while campus-DJ spins Black Moon.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Solar-panel bird-shit from bark-parasites on termite-rooftops.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Solidad O’brien, if instigative-journalism doesn’t prove to be longevous-work; there’s always real-estate sales.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Some female-friends just vanished as soon as I’d settled into a relationship; paradoxically, I hear women-get-a-man; ditch their whole female-circle: puzzling.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “Some prophets are saying, ‘It’s killing-season in the 9^th Ward.’” in “The source”
• The line “Some researchers are saying, ‘I’ve cheated’; some researcher’s remains remain yet to be found.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Some women start more fights for their men than the man for himself.” in “Her honor, your honor: Man-pussy”
• The line “Some years back, rivals shot Lil’ Hot’s partner’s right-arm clean-off, so this nigga had to painstakingly relearn how to pop-bottles-on-a-bitch with his left.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Somebodies: ‘Wait for it….wait for it…’ vs. ‘Take it….take it…’; She introduces her to him but didn’t expect them to actually get together. She was manipulating him while he played her.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Somebody has fucked-up somebody-else’s money for the last-time; why lie? It’s ruined: gone.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Sometimes you got to ho a little before you can pimp, nigga.” in “N-CNN: That rock”
• The line “Son, my breath didn’t smell like smoked-salmon-shit until I birthed you out my asshole, so you can close your mouth, now.” in “The source: Seahorse-hollow-tips; Cucumber-fish-fry”
• The line “Sons, every night, crops of niggas go to sleep drunk…and-wake-up-dead…and sometimes… …the alcohol works alone: it’s the mark of  the gris-gris economy.” in “N-CNN: The source”
• The line “Sons, if invited to the Player’s Ball; don’t take a date.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Sons, if you decide to tuck the razor-blade in your cheek; don’t decide to talk-shit that day.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Sons, street-nigga-crews pride themselves on paradoxically sleeping you; you’re a punk if you run; you’re a punk if you stand-up to get knocked-the-fuck-out; you can opt-out; but you can never really pass-out.” in “N-CNN: The REM-nirvana”
• The line “Soulja Boy is an Atlanta-nigga that belongs in Baldwin Hills; I’ve had easier times distinguishing Vietnamese from Cambodians.” in “The source: The BET 2008 awards”
• The line “Spike Lee tells Washington about his new film about the 92^nd infantry Buffalo Soldiers” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Buffalo Soldiers”
• The line “Spot got hot; I didn’t think a-nigga blast –but he did: I got-got.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Stars clownin’ nastiest come Vibe, Source, and Black Hair Shows, now.” in “That rock: Y’all blowin’ like that, now”
• The line “Step-aside-nigger I know what I’m doing.” in “Six inch nails”
• The line “Stephen Hadley, are you a californium?” in “C-span”
• The line “Stephen King’s ol’-scărŷ-ass ain’t trickin’-off in here with these goddamn goon-niggas thinkin’ they-bout ta-do some gorilla-pimpin’, devil. But, strippa hospitality is medicine.” in “PPH: Here I stand—but I could’ve kept my perm, nigga”
• The line “Steve Beshear, is every citizen of Kentucky still required by law to take a bath once a year?” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Stevie Wonder’s Sheryl and Monges knew I didn’t mind being Mr. Fix-it in their office.” in “Pimps, follow me”
• The line “Stolen shopping-carts: Boise-Idaho’s city-park indefinitely-closed.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Stop addressing that homeless woman with your eyes.” in “Six inch nails”
• The line “Stop snipping into my fuckin’ cables, you-ugly-bitch; you said, ‘Trim my dead-ends’; you’re ruining my big-day.” in “PPH: My slim-trim nigga-weddin’; The reversed-lebola: DL1: WS1”
• The line “Stravinsky-cords strum…. thunder-humidity ripe for genetic-mutations…. it happens.” in “The source: Abiogenesis; Flagellum-mutations; Protease-chromosome”
• The line “Street-nigga classifieds: Distract used-car salesperson; switch fake-keys for real-keys; return at shift-change; drive-off; sale stolen-car at roadside-discount.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Street-nigga classifieds: Mark your obituary-calendars; the grieving return to 2:11PM not AM in Kansas and Missouri: ‘Just mind your business.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Street-niggas must continue cruising past all-girl junior-high-schools due to official technical-radar speeding-fines until conclusive-results prove the accuracy of the government-approved mechanical-speedometer.” in “CNN”
• The line “Students want to eyeball-poke the instructor; instructor wants to cherry-poke the students; only hatred and academic-careerism seem to keep Black-master-teachers employed in the US intercultural-classroom.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Swap-meet freak got me for my $90, 14K gold, collector’s edition, university Cross pen.” in “CHAKA 89: Let’s swap-meet slum-sum”
• The line “Sylvia Smith, my National Press Club membership card is lost, am I still eligible for a 10% discount at Wal-Mart until my new card arrives?” in “C-span”
• The line “Talaam Acey fuckin’-up furniture VIP-level at The Velvet Room; bring a jacket.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Talaam Acey needs no introduction cause-this-bitch treatin-him-like-they-already-met- bitch let’s snap some fingers for…Talaam Acey. [Apache Cafe: Sunday, 8PM, 6PM Free, 64 Third St., 404-876-5436].” in “N-SPAN2”
• The line “Talaam Acey says, ‘Fuck Sacramento, California,’ and reloads the heater, live, at Art on 5 Shooting Gallery, 7-18-08. Not to be missed; we shoot back, nigga. [Art on 5: 2001 MLK Drive, STE 530, Atlanta, GA, 30310, 404-564-4799].” in “N-SPAN2”
• The line “Talaam Acey, I should apologize for what I’m thinking, but I’m Ribbon ‘The Hurricane’ Redbone and I’ve got the Dr. Puppet-nickel’s scatter-fresh scent.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Talaam Acey, I should apologize for what I’m thinking, but I’m Ribbon ‘The Hurricane’ Redbone; I’m might be married to a bitch I cain’t see, and she might be married to a corpse-MC.” in “N-CNN: Digital-Labola”
• The line “Talaam Acey, this bitch licked-me-slow, sayin’, ‘I’m treat’em like we already met….’ This crazy-bitch mic-giggled; mic-giggled; mic-gig-; Pow! Let-go her man affront 60 people by announcing she’s now fucking the best-friend.” in “AC1: Boo-yah!”
• The line “Talaam Acey, you-got Apache-VIP; dòn’t bé scărỷ, un-un.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, are the thetans, auditors, engrams, and anti-irrational-behaviors of Scientology better received in the USA or UK?” in “GPB 8”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, David Letterman is playing Donna Summer by ‘I work hard for my money’: you think he knows she’s just released her new album ‘Crayon: Mr. Music’?” in  “GPB 8: Delay; Oh, my bad, he knew”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, has Holly Hunter been on David Letterman, yet? If not, can she still go on after the Tavis Smiley show?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, Kristin Davis says your journalism has toxicological-potential; did you think Holly Hunter found your interrogative practices to be toxicological?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, out your 5 year stint, what’s the total number of rappers interviewed on your show? What’s the probability of you, next year, interviewing DMX?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, why not interview Tony Brown? Or, let Tony Brown interview you? Or, I guarantee your money back.” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Tavis Smiley, why was Holly Hunter on Tavis Smiley and not on Charlie Rose? If Holly Hunter was on Charlie Rose, instead: could she still go on to David Letterman after Charlie Rose?” in  “GPB 8”
• The line “Tell that boy, [laughing] I’mmo pay some loco-ass Mexicans to go pick that-nigga lock, [laughing] They-gone rape and…” in “N-CNN: E1: F13”
• The line “Tell that boy, [laughing] tell that boy… I’mmo have that-Mexican –he-he- that Mexican mowin’ my lawns. [laughing] Tell that boy…” in “N-CNN: E1: F13”
• The line “Tempo and Maurice were artistic alchemists; all medium submitted to their delicate touches.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Tempo was our west-coast Justin Bua of crew-murals; but he always walked alone.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Tennis, what? Sister’s, who?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Terrence Howard vs. Don Cheadle: Yo bitch chose me” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Terrence Howard vs. Don Cheadle: Yo bitch chose me” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Terrence Howard with a guitar is like Quincy Jones with a black-woman; it can work— but-only-briefly.” in “N-CNN: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Terrence Howard with a guitar is like Quincy Jones with a black-woman; it can work— but-only-briefly.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Thanks for the mushrooms; but it was the methamphetamine-lace we loved; we were pinchin’ the filters off.” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “That Lil’ Wheezer said, ‘Jé homo,’ ah-hee-hee-hee; Hey! Maybe he’s asking you for love, yeah?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “That Mexican cooks at that Chinese-food restaurant -now, he-wont-eat-there- but I’m like, ‘If you can fry-up a noodle, mathafucka; get behind the grill.’” in “N-CNN: FAS1: F13”
• The line “That Saul-nigga [Saul Williams] was droppin’ it like it was hot in ATL; now, that nigga dressed like Tonto, but too goddamn-good to kick it at Redbone-plaza, nigga? To see, Telegraph, tonight, nigga? Right here, nigga?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “That Saul-nigga [Saul Williams] was marchin’ with Jesse Jackson the last time I heard- hey! [laughing] dressed like Tonto, nigga.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “That wheezing black-goblin scares me, too, Kanye.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “That’s my word, vato, and my spade, fools.” in “The skull-rack showcase: F13, esse”
• The line “That’s weird… I was 16, too, when old male motorists began homosexual propositions at the bus stops.” in “Man-pussy: Black diamonds and pearls”
• The line “The 107.9 X-plane modulated from -10 to +10; like going from nicotine to crack.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The 10^th congressional district vs. the 9^th ward warlords.” in “GPB 08: The July 12, 2008 foreclosure-list”
• The line “The 16.67% and -166.67 annual-unit average= ‘Màn… I’m thinking about bartending in Hawaii.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The 2 dogs shot-through the door-crack and ran straight past the wives of Governor D. Paterson and singer J. Carter.” in “N-CNN: FCC”
• The line “The Academic Journal Records report weak punctuation and misspells in African American and Latino students in ‘CHAKA 89’.”
• The line “The acronymic-pains and caustic-costs of extra-baggage in Alcoholics’ Anonymous vs. American Airlines.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The amniomancy,  arithomancy, befomancy, cereoscopy, cedonism, hydroscopy, kieidiscopy, metoposcopy, crnithomancy, pyromancy, rhabdomancy, scapulomancy, and screeology, of all cult-compounds.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The art-collective’s 16-bar line-pushes and negative cone-spirals of love in ‘ Death-rows’ Death-roles, Clarita-Cartha.’” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation”
• The line “The artist formerly known as Prince, was the Afterworld of ‘Let’s go crazy’ Alaska?” in “The source”
• The line “The attrition-rate tables of the instructor incentive program: ‘Too friendly; too friendly; too- okay, now you’re too strict.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The audience saw my French-rap and luminous costume as a distraction from my English-interludes about being a straight-male who shaves his legs.” in “N-CNN: AC1”
• The line “The Aztec got high, and when they were so drunk from alcohol that they could ingest no more—they began taking it as an enema.” in “The skull-rack showcase: Fail-Ché; F13, esse”
• The line “The BET 08 award show dinner was $100 a plate this year; so I had red-clay-chip and Kool-Aid by the TV dinner.” in “The king’s scribe: The re-unlisted”
• The line “The Birth of a Saw-Nation s’ captured battle-banner competition: The Tamarindito’s total-annihilation of Dos-Pilas; The skull-rack showcase” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Birth of a Saw-Nation: The Immaculate Contraption Awards: BET 08 Hip-Hop Faces of Death” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Saw-Nation: Lush-swamp bushes”
• The line “The Birth of a Saw-Nation: The red-wire; Export-edition only” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The bitch wore a pentagram-charmed necklace; she said my Lawry’s seasoning-salted chicken-wings wreaked of American-Chinese-food’s monosodium glutamate; but now, I can’t remember if we danced by moonlight.” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “The Blacklist: 100 Greatest Black-Power Moves vs. Only in Atlanta” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Black-titty-milk-DNA transfer to White-babies during the 1800’s.” in “C-span: HCR2; Mom-is-he-lying?”
• The line “The Blue Fin’s exquisite architecture caught her eye—and my money-gram.” in “Pawnshop”
• The line “The Bonampak Mac-Daddy on his way to Charlene’s while Method-Man smokes Tikal.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Bridge & Highway Inspections Bill requires 4 stationary-devices every 1 unit.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The burnt-sage aromatic-back-draft back-lashed as she opened her front-door; her startled expression was that of a rock-bludgeoner with blood-wet raised arms, and I thought—‘it’s happening.’” in “N-CNN: DL1”
• The line “The bus driver pulled off asking, ‘Goddamn, nigga, what-you-do? Òh, shit’ as Ocean jump-struck my window.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “The call of the wild is so ample-resonant in this Merch-tank; I catch my thoughts being soothed by the crossing signals’ static.” in “The source”
• The line “The catharsis of smoker writings is that it keeps us from selling the shit.” in “That rock”
• The line “The chameleon-pimp said, ‘I kick my draws off at this one married-bitch house, right? Her husband comes home early; I almost get killed lookin’ for my draws ‘cause they’re matching this bitch’s furniture, okay?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The chief zoo-monkey asked, ‘Am I my brothers keeper or my keeper’s brother?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The chromosomal-patterns were uncharted, but this smart-dumb doctorial-mentor started doubling my busywork.” in “The source: Flagellum-mutations; Cabbits”
• The line “The closest Americans seem to come to buying into cooperative-gaming is football; Total Annihilation is preferred.” in “N-CNN: Football-football?”
• The line “The codex is copy-right-here: N of A, A of 6, & 6 of N; but I can make it sing and dance for a welfare-check.” in “The American Siberia: Six inch nails”
• The line “The Coolio-DMX mosquito-handshakes” in “CON1: The source: C-span”
• The line “The cost comparison table: DNA-tests vs. lethal-injection” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Coulored without teeth tour” in “Six inch nails: Beelzebub’s slit”
• The line “The Crenshaw-median of Baldwin Hills vs. South-Central” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The cultivated-French with vulgar-Latin.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The delta-blues of the Shaquille-shoes” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The designated minority leader of Georgia, Lynn Westmoreland, is a White male who just erected a dry-hole platform-petition to lay the madam’s body to the floor.” in “C-span”
• The line “The doctors sat the round-table perplexed; the 1 nigger tried breaking the ice, ‘Ah-he-he, first time none of us are racing for the technological patent, ay?’ Even I wanted to say, ‘Shut up, nigger.’” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “The Drew-Down Frisco-Fresco; hold-tight my little bean-nerds; Almost” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The eel said, ‘Oh! You a cuttlefish, nigga?’ as he death-rolled one of my flexible-limbs: The income-regeneration over time.” in “N-CNN: Stay human”
• The line “The elapsed time of a projectile’s trajectory arch is the closest people can come to watching the future happen, because boom or dud; it’s still a strike.” in “Warlord: The developmental line”
• The line “The electric people-movers vs. coal people-movers of US stagflation” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The entertainer’s T-shirt: The Photoshop-fonts of police-profiled Scientological-headshots” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Criminal-headshots”
• The line “The ESPN Wimbledon 2008 LIVE with Chris and Mary Joe on the sportscast-microphone was on this morning.” in “N-CNN: V&S1: Something missing?”
• The line “The executioner yielded to fulfill Mumia’s last-request for a cigarette, but added, ‘You know these will kill you, right?’” in “The source: Reasonable doubt; Nobody loves me but my mother, and she might be try’na Merch me, too, dread”
• The line “The expansion-possibilities of siege-mentality: ‘Lay-low my little-irked-bifocals; at least you can see this coming a block-away.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The father’s will declared all the money to his once under-aged wife, and half the property to the family fuck-up.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “The feed-monkey is straight, so when he just blasted, ‘Look, I’ll suck a-nigga dick, so I ain’t worried about you doin’ shit to me,’ I was just counterstrike-dumbstruck.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The female-female misogyny and male-male rapes of tricky-primus: for Badu I’ll put the press-on.” in “N-CNN: Tricky-primus; Real-sex Atlanta”
• The line “The fermentation-time of survivor-guilt-liquor is proportional to corpse rot-time.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The first day of class blue black Diamond dead-eyed me and blasted “Fuck NTS, nigga, this K-Dub! And that was my first crew Queen of none.” in “CHAKA 89: KWS: In Cycle cell and in health”       
• The line “The fraction-of, less-than-half, and at-most of proactively video-professing Vietnam.” in “N-CNN: Up-oh!”
• The line “The frogs didn’t even want to fuck, but the environmental-galvanizer was too intense; and this triple-dick-fat-bitch in my ear like, ‘You know thunder’s from the ground up, right?’” in “E1: Flagellum-mutations; Cabbits”
• The line “The gains-over-costs ratios of caricatural-generation.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Georgia-technical varsity-application of the academic-services’ CSU tuition-on-credit-card and  pawnshop-contractual Paypal-liquidation.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Hamptons-50c’s on-site termination vs. Cool J’s executive mission for  Waterfront-Lyricism Award.” in “N-CNN: Contra: Wheezy”
• The line “The HBC tour-hosts and chaperones distinctly separated male/female travel-accommodations- but that didn’t stop that one flinging couple.” in “N-CNN: HBC (4)”
• The line “The Hollywood Wax-Museum restoration-budget increases in April 2009 due to foreign Wax-Museum decapitation-vandalism” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The hothead Russian stripper sneered and shot-back that she was a Swedish immigrant—(while grinding on my dick); But bitch… yo-ol-country-ass just-gone shoot a-nigga in the back of the head?” in “DL1: PPH”
• The line “The Human Subjects Review Board won’t have any more to do with this; but no-one is accountable; imagine that.” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “The infant shook the feeding-rocker; the mother shook the infant; the father shook the mother; so… …the infant shook the feeding-rocker more violently this time…” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The influence of ‘Do What You Love and The Money will Follow’ upon ‘The Jeffersons’ vs. ‘Sanford and Son’ for Iowan Lynch’s transcendental-meditation scholarships.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The ingrates jēèred for showcase whore-fare; the town-halls were CNS-gossip-ablaze; I didn’t say shit, díd-Ì? I asked, ‘Can a pretty-nigga whore?’” in “The ingrates”
• The line “The ingrates’ street-families showed-support for theirs and force against mine, but at least they showed up on time.” in “The ingrates”
• The line “The ingrates’ street-families showed-up only to find a metal-detecting security-entrance; out of 500 niggas, I was one of the only niggas still armed because I co-hosted the show; I even had time to load the podium, too, niggas.” in “The ingrates”
• The line “The Interscope Records’ gas-card lottery-scratchers” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “The intra-racial racism of ‘A Different World’ and ‘Living Single’” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The intra-racial racism of ‘A Different World’ and ‘Living Single’” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The invited-guest pretended not to be sprayed with bad-blood, nigga; hey!...kept right-on eatin’. ” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “The Islamic-Negro prison-riddles: Street-niggas, according to the speedometer-accuracy of life’s fast-lane, do we really know our own speed?” in “CNN: Street-organizations?”
• The line “The Jay-Z-Craig-Mac film-credits” in “The source: I know, whitepapers; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “The Jermaine Dupri backstage passport contest” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “The jumbo-shrimp of Breezy-Wheezy.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The juxtaposition of cartoon-sound-effects and executive-imagery in digital-snuff-videos; they might not be letting the next one just scamper-off.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Killer Mike shout-out to Quik’s-barbershop’s Donald Lee Hollowell and Ghetto-Burger’s Miss Ann.” in “N-CNN: The source”
• The line “The komissar-feldsher’s fin-sneers per se neo-perestroika pogrom.” in “Quota”
• The line “The Kool Aid Red 40 and peroxide or bleach is here to stay.” in “That rock: Chitlan soup”
• The line “The last club I did the Serpa dance in; a Mexican bitch hit me.” in “Man-pussy: Real good; And bad for your business: F13”
• The line “The last thing he mumbled remembering was woofing-shit with his gun on safety.” in “N-CNN: Cuttlefish”
• The line “The lawyers still won’t cooperate with the doctors due to participants’ potential class-action x-ray, microwave, and electromagnetic radiation-exposure lawsuit from the Saw Nation gaming-trials.” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “The legality of Rhode Island’s 2008 indoor-prostitution permissibility clause” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The lens-angle must align with the vanishing-point; 2 static-signs mark the snap-shot’s boundaries.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Lil’ Bow-wow show vs. The Lil’ Bachelor P. show” in “The source: The BET 2008 awards”
• The line “The Lil’ Hot’s zone-1 and 3 crews’ 4th Ward, spin-dance strike: dollar-day!” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Holiday!”
• The line “The main problem with Hollywood’s egomaniacal-personalities is that, rather than continuously staying in love with their mirrored-reflection… …they begin to envy it.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The MD drug-of-choice’s nomen I can’t recall, but I do remember them shooting up like junkies for the high.” in “That rock”
• The line “The Meiway Tassouman DJ looked at me like three-dot logic was tattooed on my forehead when I start woofin’ that South Central LA shit.” in “The BET clique: Őh yeah?”
• The line “The Mexican girl told me, ‘No chòcòlatè you can’t play hide-&-go-get-it with us’ but Baby-Bean played with them that day.” in “F13”
• The line “The missing-person award-amount tables” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Mississippi and Navada executives’ autopsy photos of Emmett Louis and Tupac Amarú.” in “3K: BBQ”
• The line “The Missy Elliott Addidas-striped vinyl-fat-suit; now, power-walk it out” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Monster-Cody faces-of-death reality-battle-rap music-video collection with bonus clown-rap interludes” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Saw-nation”
• The line “The Moorish-Assassins vs. the G’s in Charlotte, N. Carolina”
• The line “The Myspace vs. Face-book face-off for biggest live-chat circle” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The NAACP theological-degree curriculum-accreditation requirements” in “The source: Ouch! Okay-okay-okay”
• The line “The Negress-holocaust survivor was not a survivor-at-any-price, she was just too devout a pacifist to kill herself by suicide: step-up and over the bodies.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The nerd should counterbalance the doctor, or it would be a Purple-ribbon Valentine’s day massacre.” in “N-CNN: Okay, last ice-pick”
• The line “The new-school player caught me in the old-tower library-washroom, and was like, ‘Psst… Pimp, pack some gum; spray some cologne: bitches-love-it when a nigga smellin’ good.’” in “DL1”
• The line “The nutrient-soup was puddle-struck with thunder and the inanimate-elements congealed and started wigglin’ like strippers, niggy, hee-hee-he; hey! may God strike me down if I’m lying, god.” in “N-CNN: NASA-NAS”
• The line “The ofay whey-faces of coinage-hyperinflations” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The official-scientific aquatic-nomen for the cleaner-fish of the yellow male Garibaldi-fish is ‘senorita-fish’.” in “Discovery channel: F13; I swear by Zetbulbah, essay”
• The line “The old church-lady scooted by my newly super-soaked dry-cleaned suit saying, ‘I hope that was just water in that water-gun.’ So I just pretended believing that it was holy-water, that day.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The only gumshoe dark alleys I can write about, got niggas lurkin’ in ‘em.” in  “The slave-ship states”
• The line “The only reason I haven’t sold off all my electronic gear is because I can’t focus on the sales.” in “That rock”
• The line “The only way to get your finger up a monkey’s ass is by giving it treats.” in “Minstrel carnival: TFS1”
• The line “The only White men I call ‘Sir’ and mean it are Sir Isaac Newton and Rod Serling.” in “Circa Voda: Cuntre Fere”
• The line “The outspoken: I’d met this one chameleon-negroid pimp-prototype that boasted to be everything she wanted to see until he busted that-one-nut; I was traumatized speechless.” in “N-CNN: The outspoken”
• The line “The over-consuming-American consumes less global-grain” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The palm-kings of Phil Malof” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The pawnshop didn’t even want the DJ-mixer that I’d gotten from Emmitt during the LA Riots.” in “That rock”
• The line “The penny-pimp saver” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The personality-contest: DMX vs. Perk” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The pictorial-graphs counter-represent their statistical-percentages” in “C-span: The political-actors’ oily-seated absurd-theater”
• The line “The Pistol-whip vs. Pimp-cup award-shows during record-high sequencer-conflicts.” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The pistol-whipping hot-summer vs. The coldest winter ever” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Player’s-Ball and Pistol-Whip award-shows will be held the same day but in different venues.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The poor speak in tongue; the elite—Latin.” in “Caveat emptor: 38 Tongues; Ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty”
• The line “The prima-menestral resignare fin-sneers.” in “Quota: Neo-perestroika pogrom”
• The line “The prison-rape-sport sex-tape-collection with bonus team-boast celebration” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Saw-nation: Porn”
• The line “The publication deal: If you don’t get killed; you get to write the obituaries.” in “The source: The ivory-tower-basement; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “The question is not ‘how did he get caught?’ but ‘how did he stay free for so long?’” in “That rock”
• The line “The rear-view mirror based Leadership course on unwelcomed-initiative.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The red-eyed taillight-dragon petrol-line under turtle-moon light.” in “The king’s scribe: The re-unlisted”
• The line “The review of  Spike Lee’s film Buffalo Soldiers” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The satire vs. slander debate of the double-spoken and politically-correct Andy Borowitz” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Scientology of Academy of Television Arts and Sciences” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The Shakir-O’neal double clothes-line: Bubble gums” in “Clothes-line”
• The line “The Shakir-Perry double clothes-line: MaDea’s backyard clothes-line” in “Clothes-line”
• The line “The shirtless bum stopped slap-boxing the kid, in disappointed shock, and started tending to his stab wound.” in “CHAKA 89: No pigeon feed escapism, here”
• The line “The slower the nigga talked the quicker we counted our silverware.” in “Ain’t nothing country ‘bout Los Angeles, nigga”
• The line “The son’s-father paid for the violent-split between his son’s-wife and her side-lover; the son disowned his father and hated his newly-broken-wife.” in “The source: DL1”
• The line “The Souls of Black Folks vs. Soul on Ice” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The southern Historical Black College tour was peer-lead by Rodney who risked providing the weed—but, we all had to pay him to smoke-out.” in “N-CNN: HBC (1)”
• The line “The student stabbed him over more than the news-reported parking-space.” in “The GED classics: Record-straight sex”
• The line “The subject-forced ethical-mnemonics of the longheaded lab-coats.” in “Dorm-life: Lab accidents; dolichocephalic indices”
• The line “The Thelonious monkey is a black-demon that I could never catch sleep, Wheezy. But he made sure to say, ‘Fuck Satan, I cain’t stand that nigga’ before his negroid-incantations.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The Thelonious Monkey returned from Berlin and was abducted by a White woman; that’s all I know about this nigga.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The Thelonious monkey: Snitching? No, indeed. Niggas honestly cain’t wait to hear what they’re going to sound like coming out this demented-nigga’s mouth after his brain processes their messages.” in “N-CNN: E1; Well, ain’t he?”
• The line “The Thelonious monkey: Watching the wire-monkey is like watching Saul Williams in SLAM, live, all over again, but muffle-muddled to jazz, though; and I don’t even like jazz.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The Thelonious monkey: Why wear a wire when your natural brain-chemistry functions as a nap-trigger sensitive recitation super-conduit?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The Thelonious Monkey’s brain is wired differently, like he reads feed from rubbing metal circuit-wires.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “The Thelonious monkey-brain: Parents, if your child is not a natural prodigy; don’t encourage them to electrocute themselves trying this shit at home, hey? The nigga’s a bazaar-genius.” in “N-CNN: E1: + Genetic-anomalies”
• The line “The Thelonious wire: ‘He’s too stinky to be raped; believe me; I tried.’ / ‘Psst…tell that bitch, I said…’” in “N-CNN: E1; The feed-genius”
• The line “The trio: Jamel Shakir, Dana Riggins, & Joel Ruiz vs. Animashaun Washington” in “The Trio (1)”
• The line “The Tropic-Thunder 1869 Blackface-commercial: Junior’s not funny; but convincing.” in “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “The Tupac autopsy: Splicing thug from gangster” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Thug vs. Gangster”
• The line “The UC Berkeley graduates’ Black-market acquisitions vs. Stolen-shopping-cart Orange-hustles: ‘A-nigga should’ve been born a Mexican; that’s all I can say, vato.’” in “N-CNN: F13”
• The line “The ugly are in the attics, but, where are Negro-families tucking their gay and lesbian children?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The underworld exilic family condolences to Jennifer Hudson” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The upcoming DTV house-party” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The US Treasury Department of 1781 vs. The National Collector’s Mint” of “N-CNN: HLN-0: The 9-11 silver-20’s pawnshop-value” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The welcomed-deception of unwelcomed-initiative.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “The Will Smith & Tiger Woods interview” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “The witch-doctoring warlord’s ineligibility for the Nobel Peace Prize.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Them’s dark-dayz when you can see your killer’s face glistened by sunlight.” in “That rock: Yes and, I’m saddest for you”
• The line “Then this bitch sneezes on me during the lap-dance, right? And I’m going limp thinking, ‘can I say, “God bless you” in a strip-club without assumptions?’ ” in “Shakir 08: Preconceived notions”
• The line “Then, we will create them, Reznor.” in “CHAKA 09: Saturn’s dad; Nigger-dom warlords”
• The line “There should be two check-boxes on all job applications that ask ‘Do you take shit?’ and ‘Do you kiss ass’” in “Dr. Nothin’ Nigger; Dorm-life”
• The line “There were conflicting break-up dates between the two; he got back with his ex-wife simultaneous her cheating on him; his ex-wife ditched him in Florida one week, later, and that’s when his ex-wife cheated on him, too.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “There’s a certain type of woman that makes Al Green walk straight past his favorite restaurant hungry.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “There’s just something about Meth; nigga’s just don’t like.” in “Jordan 23”
• The line “These look just like my….Damn, these.. are.. my dominoes.” in “CHAKA 89: Ay-Tray”
• The line “These niggas took they shirts off, danced in a circle on him, then one ran-up and blew baking-soda in his face when the subwoofers kicked.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The line “They carved NKS in that nigga’s forehead with an exacto-knife.” in “CHAKA 89: Nuisance”
• The line “They could hook electrodes to a nigga testicle like a furry-critter; I still wouldn’t repeat that strike, Big-homie.” in “The source: The king’s scribe: MAD; He heard you; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “They dump 30 male Beta-fish in a nesting-tank with a few females, and say, ‘Okay, let’s see what kind of community they can build.’” in “N-CNN: Auto-Lindsay”
• The line “They laughed tears and doubled over when blue black Mousey said, ‘The nigga went back in the living room with a baby powder mustache.’” in “Avalon: Aw shit, nigga! What you got on your face?”
• The line “They laughed tears and doubled over when blue black Mousey said, ‘The nigga went back in the living room with a baby powder mustache’” in “CHAKA 89: The Avalons: Aw shit, nigga! What you got on your face?” 
• The line “They not buyin’ it no-mo: Ninja-Scrolls.” in “The source: NIN-gerontology”
• The line “They on-some-ol’ D-down-the-staircase Dr.Dre type-shit, right-ch-now.” in “The source: The king’s scribe: He heard you; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “They popped the porno in and let me get as close to the TV as I wanted to.” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Santa Odellia”
• The line “They said, ‘[Snoop] we strongly urge you to cancel your plans to perform in Israel.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “They shot the shit with Charlie before they shot the hole in his neck.” in “CHAKA 89: Satisfied? No?”
• The line “They talkin’ ‘bout that nigga, Jay-Z, like he already dead, nigga.” in “The source: Bring’em-out-bring’em-out; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “They was-like, ‘Oh, shit, that school always losing they-accreditation for bullshit: every time I turn on the news.’” in “N-CNN: HBC (3)”
• The line “This bitch ate noodle-cups with boiled-lettuce and ketchup in it, but she looked every bit the model she was.” in “N-CNN: DL1”
• The line “This bitch was sittin-up tryin-to figure out how to rob and kill a-nigga, best, then, Nappy-Roots’ song came-on 107.9 and she actually loosened steering-wheel grip and relaxed.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “This blond-haired blue-eyed chick is taking up one-hour of the Board of Zoning Adjustment’s time bargaining for a 6-foot privacy-fence.”
• The line “This blue-black nigga say, ‘Redbone, I said, tell’em my dick is bigger than your dick.’ I cover my ass; I-say, ‘Okay-okay-okay, I don’t want to find this truth out the hard-way, hey?” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “This homeless teen had to back up off me last week, sayin’, ‘Damn…now, that’s a weird one, man…now, that…now, that’s weird….Damn.’” in 3/4^ths of “That rock, nigga: S08: TFS1: The pharcyde: Yep”
• The line “This is your opportunity to broadcast who you’ve just let-go: your-name; victim’s-name; justification; execution [strike: you’ve just gotten let-go!].” in “The source: Black-code entertainment”
• The line “This little piggy said, ‘I’m gone steal some filet mignon….out of Masta’s Frigidaire™” in “Lé BET clique: Stranger than a $50 Ranger™ stove.”
• The line “This month is Black National Dread-Delouse Month here at N-CNN, so we might take-off tomorrow.” in “N-CNN: PSA”
• The line “This nigga, snatches the mic before Badu’s back-up got-up, said, ‘They released a nigga from servin’ 20, today; February 14, 2009, I’m goin’ straight-back to serve 20-more’ / ‘Night? He done fucked-up my whole week.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Thomas Jefferson as the slave-sexing black-cherry-poppin’ baby-daddy of the 1800’s.” in “C-span: HCR2”
• The line “Thomas Jefferson’s White wife’s jealousy of the back-door-black-back” in “C-span: HCR2: She works hard; why are we selling-off the fat one, Tommy?”
• The line “Tiffany and I could’ve stopped right there, and started a family, but Shavon hated that bitch, so Shavon took me.” in “CHAKA 89: Check, bitch”
• The line “Tim Pawlenty, it’s scientific-fact that it snows more in Grand Canyon than Minneapolis, Minnesota; how’d you manage to plateau-climb into your new local shit-storm?” in “N-CNN: Mall of America?”
• The line “Timbaland marries Monique Idlett and daughter Reign is born: Congratulation.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tiny was a blue-black Mŏŏr-ish archer with chi-chi-es, Mŏŏre Mocó.” in “The golden-archers: Failed-Ché”
• The line “Tity-boi, Dolla, I need Badu, niggas; y’all got’ta be little duffle-bag-boyz for Boss, niggas—sorry.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Today decides tomorrow? Okay….Yesterday…did you think that you’d have this beef, today? No? Then you a foòl, Brah.” in “Shakir 08: Do it…see-what-happen”
• The line “Today is Black National Broom-Jump Day here at N-CNN, so we might take next-week off, nigga.” in “N-CNN: PSA”
• The line “Tom Casey’s head is in a 5 by 5 inch square on a 30 inch-monitor broadcast.” in “C-span”
• The line “Tom Tancredo’s taupe suite needs a solid taupe tie.” in “C-span: Suit”
• The line “Tonto, Redbones hid from King during the Birmingham-march; you think they’re willing to take The Long Walk to the Wounded-Knee buried-site? Miami to Atlanta and back; good-hair and no-further.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tony Harris vs. Reverend Kerney Thomas: Baldheaded-sex, ladies.” in “N-CNN: Cognac-classics”
• The line “Tookie took his political stand and Schwarzenegger had to sit to administer his address.” in “Hasta la vista, baby Crip”
• The line “Tool-tribute: Today America commemorates broadcaster Tony Snow; survived by: wife-Jill; 1 son; 2 daughters. His inspiration, distinguishability, and might; sorely-missed. Let’s have a national-moment of silence before we commence.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Total-annihilation also means it’s gone forever-ever; forever-ever-ever. I’ll have no metro-less-master of that-one, today, tomorrow, or at your deathbed; a haste-makes-waste error-out: gone.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Toya was tanned with prostyled waves and hazel eyes that sparkled. But, the day I finally mustered courage, she unresponsively stared into a distance to spare transmitting some horror.” in “CHAKA 89: The yellow Medusa”
• The line “Toya’s cracked-half core-plates would slide-grind like stomach-cramps, so in her sweetest laughter, you could hear a gravel-scrape.” in “CHAKA 89: The yellow Medusa”
• The line “T-pain’s about to be in court because I’m in love with a stripper.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Tradie-Tech-Victor, if I knew ½ what you knew, I would say not 1 thing, more…I wouldn’t have to, O.G.-fool: An F13-C++ Ohzer, essay.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tradie-Tech-Victor, Mister Cartoon could use some F13 promotion, hey? Don’t forget I burned your-fool, Mauricio, my disc, too, yeah?” in “N-CNN: F13”
• The line “Trent Reznor would scream for his girlfriend to save him from my sexual-torture nigger-whip.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation”
• The line “Triage-Tauj is a Doctor Angela Bassett, kaffa.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Vos wist neit fin”
• The line “Triage-Tauj said, ‘I can’t believe you just hit me in the head with a pillow.’” in “Polỷ-Francé: Bowerbirds”
• The line “Triage-Tauj transparently ogled my dorm-mate, yellow-Shaun; and out of this taboo, came rendezvous’—fin-tỉde.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Naw, it can stay; Bowerbirds”
• The line “Triage-Tauj was dazed by my Serpa-dance surprise; but hypnotized by yellow-Shaun’s green-grey eyes.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Naw, it can stay; Bowerbirds”
• The line “Trick, yes, thanks for the suite, now if I could just get rid of you, cable can watch me to sleep, tonight, shit.” in “PPH”
• The line “Tricky, so you see, I’m now Rihanna—as a man. You’ll reply—slowly—as you can.” in 3/4^ths of  “N-CNN: The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Troy Davis gets a new hearing, 8-18-09, for Cop-Killing case. The Cafferty-File: A single-file line in the cafeteria on Troy Davis’ public-execution day.” in "N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Try and get her to the bedroom; she wants to stay in the living-room; try to keep her in the living-room; she only wants the bedroom.” in “Man-pussy: Bitch please”
• The line “Two changed-men: Still-an-asshole soldier-brother returns from duty to pay-bail for his still-a-fuck-up prison-brother; while they debate maternal-gratitude and trade-insults, girl-next-door turns 18.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyra Banks wins Outstanding Talk Show Emmy: Congratulations” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Tyra Banks, can a female gorilla-pimp?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyra Banks, we can’t keep butting-heads on female gorilla-pimpin’ until Pistol-Whipping dead-lines loom.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyra Banks, where did all the straight Black male strippers vanish to? Why do their wee-wees only flop-out on bitches’ birthdays?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyra Banks, yes I cheated on my mate and I want her back, but she cheated on me at the same time. But, I’ll beg her back on your show…despite her disloyalty.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyra Banks: ‘Boldest audience-members to the two beautiful date-chairs, please- Ah! Just-two-just-two.’” in “N-CNN: E1; Disney’s Vhana Black”
• The line “Tyra Banks: The vanity-mirror challenge; who can walk past the vanity-mirror without checking their own public-reflection.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyree, where are Tyson Beckford’s movies & albums? CSUC: Charles, who? Me?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Tyson Beckford was in a Vibe or Source magazine about 5 years back, with a Rottweiler on a leash, but I always think feline-animals with that one.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “U.S. Airways blames Las Vegas Tropicana for its bankruptcy, Las Vegas Tropicana blames U.S. Airways for its bankruptcy, and yet the cross-eyed judge faces Horizon.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “UGK pimpin’ vs. 3K broom-jumpin’” in “The source: I need just at least, ùh, one of Russell’s nieces; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “UGK’s Bankroll Jonez silent in Ludacris’ signal-presence” in “CNN: Damn, James”
• The line “Uncle Sam? Ray Carter wants you!” in “FGTV: MAD”
• The line “Un-unh, bitch, get-out-my-car.” in “N-CNN: Day-day”
• The line “Un-unh, I’mmo get my $8 back-up-out this bitch.” in “N-CNN: Day-day”
• The line “Us killing ya’ll is just entertainment for them.” in “The king’s scribe: The ‘they’ of ‘they’ chronicles”
• The line “USPS-3M FDA: The 1/10^th a calorie stamp-glue law: ‘It’s-broke-it’s-broke. Shit! Bitch, you know you ain’t-gone get fat lickin’ these mathafuckin’ postage-stamps, now, come-on! Shit.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Vato, I was swinging from the bus-rails on that blue-black 9^th-ward-lookin’-nigga like Almost’s Monkey-Lord in Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto, hey?” in “N-CNN: GH1: F13; Redbone?”
• The line “Vato, I was swinging from the bus-rails on this blue-black ATL-nigga like Almost’s Monkey-Lord in Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.” in “N-CNN: F13: GH1”
• The line “Verdell and Delana Vance should have dated; and, they were both Jehovah’s Witnesses, too?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Vijay Vaitheeswaran, did you light-cure malaria-water? No?” in “N-CNN: C-span; Zoom”
• The line “Vijay Vaitheeswaran, power to the people!” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The line “Virginia Foxx, support the General Electric minority-scholarship or delta 9%.” in “C-span: HCR2”
• The line “Wait ‘til you see yourself on TV, nigga, that Ashley-ass College Hill bitch hates to watch her own show, nigga. Just wait –he-he- just wait.”  in “N-CNN”
• The line “Wake it up; let’s make sure it’s a male.” in “SHAKIR 08: Happy father’s day”
• The line “Warlords never expect to live long enough to see their fellow colleagues through grief, and so remain dumbstruck.” in “USA Today: 2, 2, 2”
• The line “Warning-shot fee” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: FAS1”
• The line “Warren G., 10 years ago, essentially said, ‘Street-niggas have ample street-father-figures; recessive economic-figures.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Watts: The hÿenàs’ stancés?” in “TFS1: V&S1: The pharcyde: Some more? Something missing?”
• The line “We ain’t smokin’ for our health, bitch, we smokin’ for the wealth-pitch.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “We all had to watch this bitch keel-over and die, nigga, so….” in “The source: The fall-back fall-out; Pimp-down, nigga; pimp-down”
• The line “We at NIGGA-CNN wonder shit like: Which one of NAS’ special-ass family-members gone-buy that nigga, NAS, some NAS-FILA’s for Christmas?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “We been-knew: Black women don’t read Oprah’s Book Club books; we didn’t know, White women don’t read them-shits, either.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “We didn’t even have sex; just laid there hugged-up until daylight to remember what that felt like; make-believe-pillows substitute nothing, now.” in “Shakir 08: Flatworms, starfishes, aphids, and water fleas”
• The line “We didn’t mind the negroes dancing in the barbershop parking-lot, but the tentacled-one nigger-rigged his DJ Clue fog-machine to blow smoke out his golden shopping-cart.” in “The sources: Cuttlefish, nỉggah”
• The line “We don’t support our own compatibility.” in “Caveat emptor: There’s no reason it should work”
• The line “We exhibit-Saigon; we no-see Ho Chi Minh city-tour long-time.” in “Polỷ-Francé: Yellow Haitî; Agronomîệ”
• The line “We lied, ‘Willie it wasn’t that bad, nigga, you didn’t even fall, immediately.’” in “Man-pussy”
• The line “We need our dull knives so we don’t need to buy your cutting boards.” in “Just follow the instructions, pimp”
• The line “We pay Walmart’s P.A. Directors under-the-table for over-the-counter stool-softener ousts. Watch this: ‘What’s wrong with Equate-products? You need name-brand stool-softener, too?’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “We return after this chronic-break.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “We spun-danced to dizziness, then she- snap-snatched at my pig-bone necklace… but the bitch cackled, first, so she missed.” in “FGTV: C-span: DL1”
• The line “We wanted subjugation…not destruction!” in “CHAKA 09: Nigger-dom warlords; Reznor-swallows”
• The line “We’re both too far from our cornfield-boarders, here, vato, so let’s stay out of harms way, hey?” in “The king’s scribe: The skull rack-showcase; Scamming?”
• The line “We’ve gotten dropped off in the wrong hood, together, vato.” in “The source: F13”
• The line “Weather: Malibu, S.W. Palm Springs, California is a pistol-whipping and golf-cart ringing-wet 112° summer-fest hot.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Welcome to the pantheon! We’ll move you through the echelon! The Boss’ Queen.” in “The source: Big-hat or great-purse?”
• The line “Well Russ, these free-thinkers can’t stay homeless long because they’re used to being forced to keeping their wild-ideas in their homes.” in “CNN”
• The line “Well the double-D nurse in fishnet-heels won’t take his pulse, so I guess I volunteeŗ.” in “3K: The king’s scribe: Ain’t I?”
• The line “Well, a 40-bottle’s cheaper than a-beaker, vato. Hey! Dread was cut-throat like I sought a nickel’s resale-value. La Mafia got-shit loco, essay.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Well, a refugee, then; now, let me in.” in “The slave-ship states: Pretty please?”
• The line “Well, blue-collars can’t pretend to be CEO; so what’s left but the CIA?” in “Now ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty?”
• The line “Well, cats don’t just say, ‘I want to fuck a rabbit, today.’” in “The source: Cabbits; Abiogenesis; Flagellum-mutations; Protease-chromosome”
• The line “Well, I brought the bitch a pumpkin, shit, nigga, how could I get offended?” in “N-CNN: DL1”
• The line “Well, sheep don’t standstill; you have to tie and rape.” in “No deal? 2 sheep- 1 dick”
• The line “Well, sitting in handcuffs next to a young black male half my age, made me feel… old. Even the new-booty looked me over puzzled, saying to the officer, ‘Oh, I know this some ol’ bullshit, now! What could he have done?’” in “The source”
• The line “Well, they still out of green ink, and it’s almost sun-up, so I’m off to catch something slippin’, niggas, Hotep” in “That rock: This shit’s ridiculous”
• The line “Well, you’re just a bag full of candy in toothbrush city.” in “Minstrel carnival: Coon kills and eats dog: TFS1”
• The line “West End Smitty, (10x4)5÷20=10 so I-got 4 of 20 on the Mega-Million Georgia Lottery.” in “N-CNN: E1;  Almost”
• The line “West-end-Wheezy, Michael Jackson is in the Hollywood Wax-Museum—but so is Marilyn Monroe.” in “N-CNN: The BET 08 awards”
• The line “What can a redbone-mother teach her doo-doo-brown-son? Nothin’, because she’s never to own shit.” in “The source: Shit-stain-washed-genes”
• The line “What did the 2 scientists do with the reliable & valid lab-results when the 2 male Beta-fish didn’t feel the need to, literally, tear each other to shreds? Killed them both and erase both their data-rows.” in “N-CNN: Auto-Lindsay”
• The line “What did you do with the test-monkeys you stole from my lab? Re-Re, get me my Oxford-tie!” in “N-CNN: The citadel”
• The line “What did you tell her when she told you what to do with your false-ideas?” in “The source”
• The line “What do you mean ‘We’re out of green ink’? And why are there feathers in my whiteout?” in “Caveat emptor”
• The line “What nigga wouldn’t want to leave America.” in “The slave-ship states: Pretty please?”
• The line “What Would PAC Do with, Akon?” in “N-CNN: Coiffure-spell”
• The line “What’s the difference between Apolonia and Vanity? Prince say he couldn’t tell the difference, either.” in “The source: Truth’s stranger”
• The line “Wheezies, the thing about our throat-flying risers is…we can’t see them flying for our dream-throats; who-is-he-who-is-he? Ha-ha-há!” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Wheezy called King Louis a little duffle-bag boy.” in “The king’s scribe: Damn, James; Louis?”
• The line “Wheezy consoles camp and regroups from thin-stretched international campaign.” in “The king’s scribe”
• The line “Wheezy do what he do, and you do what you can do about it, Reverend.” in “The king’s scribe: Louis?”
• The line “Wheezy vs. Morris Day” in “The source: Lollypop Boss-lines; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Wheezy, Charles Schumer was on some WACO-management type-shit on us from day-one, my little pet-goblin.” in “N-CNN: Lollypop Nigga-Business”
• The line “Wheezy, I thought the point of the hip-hop-battle-rappin’ was to live to see ourselves in the Hollywood Wax Museum?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Wheezy, if 50c invited you to the Hamptons-waterfront at the last-minute; he really didn’t want you there in the first-place.” in “N-CNN: B08”
• The line “Wheezy, me-and-you ain’t goin’ to the Hamptons-waterfront with 50c, nigga; we’re regularly-irregular like Value-City clearance-racks:  we-just Hollywood wax-museum material, now.” in “N-CNN: B08”
• The line “Wheezy, stretch any thinner and you’d be as plastic as a  Kidrobot.” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Wheezy, these mathafuckas done told me I can hang-up my lab-coat, family, and the bitch is merchin-me-over, too.” in “The source: Nova-circa; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “Wheezy, we creep-each-other so much; we finish each other’s house-arrests, and Boss pays me to write your sentences down, asshole.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Wheezy? The Hamptons? I told you 50c mis-grudge a pimp, nigga; I told you! I’m pawnshop-trickin’, now; I still cain’t go.” in “That rock: B08”
• The line “Wheezy…nigga…I don’t have to cult-play you; you have to beat-my-score.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation: Lollypop”
• The line “Wheezy-manson, I’d fuck Trent Reznor to Stravinsky while watching Faces of Death snuff-porn; just for house-arrest company.” in “N-CNN: Saw-Nation; Stay-Human”
• The line “When and where I’ll scream, fallen trees will whisper gossip and severed hands will applaud.” in “Turnip blood: For our final black male vanishing act”
• The line “When celebrity-athletes are confined, prison-guards are often either extremely angelic or hellish because they are often old-semi-professionals.” in “N-CNN: Football-football?”
• The line “When Eastside-niggas turned on Cube… vatos just started bumpin’ his classics, nigga; rolling past the 108 bus-stops just shaking their heads at us.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The line “When I can reappear no more, niggas still gone-be spottin’ me like PAC.” in “CON1: Conspiracy laws: The American Siberia; For our final black male vanishing act”
• The line “When I found incentive to actually start reading the pounds of BS journal articles for course discussions, I found myself out of a job.” in “Spend doctor”
• The line “When John Legend and Jill Scott visit their families’ homes, the home-spouses always ask, ‘How long you stayin’?’” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line “When niggas attempt good-neighborly waste-recycling; homeless-niggas leave a yard-mess digging through it…but non-nigga neighbors…seize-opportunity to fuck-wit-his trashcan.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “When the big-puddle homely-mighty-five civil-servant general-attorneys finished serving-up Luke Skywalker’s warm-booty; an exclusive Ross-Boss Justin Slayer phatty-girl music-video collective-project was not in question.” in “The source”
• The line “While the two long-heads traded-insults; the two dolphin-heads traded-places in the control-room.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “While they kissed smoke up the handsome young doctor’s ass, the lawyer practiced carrying the malpractice suitcase.” in “Spend doctor: Triage’s fin”
• The line “Whilst Angela Bassett practices the umpteenth-exhale, Wimbledon-researchers are proving vapor-salve soothes ball-itch.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “White Americans fly right back to European serfdom.” in “Jet race: Plane stupid”
• The line “White collar? A white-cotton T-shirt is a snub to these turnip-bleeding niggas.” in “Scatter-fresh: Nàw! Not homeless, enough”
• The line “White grocery store women made me too nervous to set traps, today.” in “That rock: Wizard cursed”
• The line “White junkie doctors and lawyers around the room; and then there’s me and Ron’s black ass.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “White junkie doctors and lawyers declared Ron’s sexual escapade as an obstruction to their program’s progress.” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “White junkies doctors and lawyers openly only ask: ‘But, Ron, does your brother look like you, though?’” in “That rock: Rehab”
• The line “White women stare in the grocery store and  I get nervous, now.” in “That rock: Wizard cursed”
• The line “White-America can only sell rich Nigga-American cultural-stereotypes to tourists and impoverished-Black nigga-haters.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “White-gut; white-wall-tire; floor-plush: fly.” in “FGTV”
• The line “Who got the lighter y’all? It’s cool, Zombie, I think I got matches in my pocket.” in “CHAKA 89: The Pharaoh’s lamb skinz: Yay with a baby on the way”
• The line “Who is Charles Grady, Jamel Shakir?” in “CSUC: Charles, who?”
• The line “Who knows what’s in Renu Khator’s international suttee-case.” in “C-span: US GA Airport-security-beef”
• The line “Who wouldn’t I kill in here for a pint of milk?” in “Dirt under my nails”
• The line “Who’s chasing who? Badu-Shakir vs. Shakir-Badu: VH1.com lyrics?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Who-cold on-em? ‘Girl, you fuck with the same fucked-up type-niggas at the same time; walk, talk, look, and punch alike.’ / ‘Yeah, but they all give a black-eye and never take a paternity-test.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Who-cold on-em? ‘Girl, you fuck with the same fucked-up type-niggas at the same time; walk, talk, look, and punch alike.’ / ‘Yeah, but they all give a black-eye and never take a paternity-test.’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Whole raw chickens with 2 stitches, please.” in “Man-pussy: No deal? Salmonella dick”
• The line “Whoopi Goldberg hosting Showtime at the Apollo is like Whoopi Goldberg hosting Oprah Winfrey’s The Color Purple theatre; it raises eyebrows, okay?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Whoopie ignored my command and hit the raggedy Mexican fruit-truck with the counterfeit $20, anyway.” in “CHAKA 89: F13”
• The line “Why aren’t there any Jewish-slaves in contemporary Black-exploitative Hollywood black-busters?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Why is Jay Leno still walking out into the audience flailing giant note-cards?” in “C-span”
• The line “Why ol’ goat-mouth didn’t burn-up ol’ Frat-row: Fire-for-fire is just wind-sum revenge.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Why these-niggas scared for me to give them my 1^st neck-&-shoulder rubdown?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Why you keep hitting yourself, nigga, -ha-ha-ha…stop hitting yourself, nigga- THUG-LIFE, nigga!” in “N-CNN: MOB vs. PBP; Troum-sturm; Heil Mary”
• The line “Why you run so fast? We didn’t have time to help you.” in “CHAKA 89: Fists were all that came for me, nigga”           
• The line “William ‘Dolla’-bill’ Edwards, is there a medium-error in Bill Origami at the National Black Arts Festival? What would the poll-workers of April Pyre, near the Greenbrier strip-mall, say?” in “FGTV: C-span”
• The line “With Jelly I was like, ‘Bitch, the only reason you’re on that pole, tonight, and I’m not is because I’d puke-my-mouth if I had to grind on a stud: I move better than you do.’” in “DL1: PPH”
• The line “Women don’t know how to be friends with men, either, shit.” in “Lust sober: Man-pussy: Bitch, please”
• The line “Would I burn a white-woman with a cigarette-butt like Rick James did? If it’s tit-for-tat...I owe her one.” in “Shakir 08”
• The line “Would you forsake a pancake-date to set his record straight?” in “N-CNN: HBC (0)”
• The line “Would you propose to your prospective significant-other the same goddamn way, twice? Don’t worry—we’ll wait.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Wu-Tang, Q-Tip, and Ice-Cube on the ATL-stage” in “N-CNN: HLN-0”
• The line “Wycliffe Jean, what would Akon do if they drugged and tortured him….Colico-Pierre-Jean, oh! Such a tragedy, oh! If I had wings I would fly.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “X, to Marcus Garvey, to some ol’ marrying Berry type-cast.” in “That rock: Anything but Maxine, huh?”
• The line “Y’all gone-head, have fun, we-just-gone sit here & talk ‘til they unlatch y’all monkey-ass from that relational-rollercoaster. Gone-head; leave it here: I’ll hold it.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Yeah, but compare this with what happened to the brilliant anthropologist.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Yeah, but is her name even in the footnote of the history-book?” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Yeah, fuck around and pass out around me, nigga.” in “Man-pussy: Violent?”
• The line “Yeah, I missed my son’s birthday, yesterday; But I didn’t forget it.” in “That rock”
• The line “Yeah, we already met in the trap; but, it’s nice to see you, again, though.” in “Man-pussy: Dr. Gaylord”
• The line “Yeah-sss, he-think I give a shit my-momma-gone see this. Yeah-sss. Hol’-on….” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “Yefimovich beef Stroganov 2-nickel-recipe in ‘Shitterling: Macandala Soups’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Yes or no: did you or did you not see Rodman’s role in ‘300: This is Sparta’?” in “The king’s scribe: Greece lips”
• The line “Yes, and… tonight we might pummel-rush the stage-stare stair-fronts from mirrored sides of the auditorium.” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line “Yes, Saturn’s pretty… but I think they chew coffee beans before the show, son.” in “Saturn’s dad: Now, meet the chicken-hawks”
• The line “Yo, if you ever see me driving past slowly with a giant mosquito in the passenger seat, nigga…” in “CON1: TFS1: The pharcyde”
• The line “You can die and come again and still never_______.”
• The line “You can see them-shits in Walmart; mathafuckas the size of sardines- swimmin’ like sharks, nigga.” in “N-CNN: Auto-Lindsay; Popcorn-catfish”
• The line “You can’t shake hands with mosquitoes.” in “CON1: Minstrel carnival: TFS1”
• The line “You got’ta let me kiss a titty or somethin’….I went limp; stayed limp. I came out the bathroom, dick in hand, and she was already redressed.” in “CHAKA 89”
• The line “You know male Beta-fish some-rough mathafuckin’ fish if they don’t even want to see their own reflection when they wake up in the morning.” in “N-CNN: Auto-Lindsay”
• The line “You live out there in Black forest: how can you be upset with all that good ham out there.” in “Chit’lan soup”
• The line “You might want to start interrogating me about the weather, now, niggas.” in “CON1: Conspiracy laws”
• The line “You tol’-em what? What! Tell‘em what I asked you… tell‘em I asked you, ‘So, I’m a trick to you, now, right?’” in “N-CNN: PPH”
• The line “You-just Badu’s typewriter, nigga.” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line “Yu-Yu was so ‘rough’ she was numb to pain; so what of pleasure?” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; So what?”
• The line “Yu-Yu, I think this nigga’s sweet on you.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; Nigga is conjoined; So what?”
• The line “Yu-Yu, there is no feminine-term shift for ‘warlord.’” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; So what?”
• The line “Yu-Yu’s mamma’s folk’s set’s still set-trippin’ with a nigga, Moor Moco.” in “The king’s scribe: The golden-archers; Set is conjoined; So what?”
• The line “Zanesville, Ohio can pop-bottles to celebrate the Y-Bridge’s annual-award for the lowest DUI accident-report status.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Zealous? I had to luck-out and get the bitch that played hide-&-go-get-it too hard; when she grabbed at my genitals I always yelped…. I complained, ‘Wait, I ain’t-even started running, yet!’” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Zoe Lofgren, the U.S. House’s Changes in Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act means foreign exchange students’ familial contributions to tuition.” in “C-span: FISA: H.R.6304”
• The line “Zombie ain’t said nothin’, 2. Dead or alive; I’m black history, now.” in “The king’s scribe: Contra-banned literature-mark”
• The line “Zombie’s Mumm-Ra Transforms” and “Sant-Odëllia” in 3/4^ths of “CHAKA 89”
• The line “Zoning and licensing laws of liquor-stores and churches.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Zoning of livestock fecal water pollution in ‘Shakir’s watermelon-strawberry plantation’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Zoo curator’s eye-patch in ‘The Stingray Showcase’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Zorah-Zombie’s still-water hibernations in ‘The rabid season: Just keép watchin’ God: Six inch nails’.” in “N-CNN”
• The line “Δ” in “The Tutankhamun vault: Curse of the Mumia”
• The line ad “Absolute gin: The1793 aged liquor with a seedy lemon bite” in “3K: Just one of Russell’s nieces”
• The line ad “ATL Limousine Transportation: 951-926-1902” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “ATL talent-search: The Peachtree Waffle House strip-show: ‘We keep it up ‘til dawn,’ on 7-24-09 at 11:30PM.” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “ATL’s Waffle-House strip-show; butt-to-table balance-contest” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “ATL’s Waffle-House strip-show; fuck a Roscoe-chicken” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “Fine-temporal categorical-discernment and correct-rejection in Dr.Dre studio-monitors.” in “N-CNN: 107.9 signal-statistics”
• The line ad “Gangland: ATL’s Zone-3, Zone-6, 4^th Ward, and 18^th St.” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “I said the bitch was older than me, nigga, we ain’t tootin’ coke on album-covers; what the fuck I’m-spose-ta-do wit-some Colt-45? Goddamn-it-Gandhi  where-the price-tag for this Cîroc?” in “The source”
• The line ad “Liners Productions’ Crack-U-Mentary presents: Crack-Heads Gone Wild 5”
• The line ad “The  Rap Music Videos ad: www.ebay.com” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The AT&T LG USB to MP3 ringtone-phone” in “The source: Use it or lose it; Live; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line ad “The Baby & Toddler Insurance Quote ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Baby Insurance ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The baby-sitter escort-service: ‘Your son; our secret’” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “The Birth of a Saw-Nation: The Monster Kody Faces-of-Death Battle-Rap Fatality Music-Video Compilation; Bonus Clown-Rap Interludes; Export Edition” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “The Chelsea Lately mini-me sex-tape collection” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Saw-nation; Holland Cîroc!”
• The line ad “The Cîroc-ouch: The Hollywood-Govens’ Hollywood-Jew swing-switch; The innovation-obstacle retest” in “N-CNN: HLN-0: Òkáy….”
• The line ad “The Clear Essence belly-shine” in “N-CNN”
• The line ad “The Find It at Local Pages ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Gerber Life Insurance ad” in “N-CNN:1: Unabbreviated ad”
• The line ad “The Gitman Brothers Shirts and Neckwear ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Laser Sources ad: www.fiberoptic.com” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Limousine Transportation ad: 951-926-1902” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Source Code Whitepapers ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Summer’s Hottest Reality ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The T-Pain bottle-poppin’ free-T-shirt for free-ladies contest” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line ad “The Waffle House Franchise ad” in “N-CNN:1”
• The line ad “The Watch Baby Borrowers ad” in “N-CNN:1: Unabbreviated ad”
• The line ad “You ever have a BBQ; folks show up empty-handed; cousin dance over to the fridge; you say, ‘Moon-walk yo ass over to the liquor-store; pick up some Cîroc?’” in “The source”
• The line argument “Crenshaw vs. Dorsey: Orange lens-eye-glasses” in “The source”
• The line argument “Hollywood High-school vs. The GED classics” in “The source”
• The line argument “Jefferson vs. Locke” in “Failed-Ché: F13 es-se”
• The line argument “Urban D’s Unorthodox vs. JR’s Life by Stereo” in “The source”
• The line argument of “monosodium glutamate vs. sodium hydro-chlor-bate” in “The source: Bombast; Thai-fried pets”
• The line argument of Harvard vs. Purdue in “Jagdish Bhagwati vs. Renu Khator” in “The source”
• The line contra verse “‘Born-again’ means reincarnation after the slave-ship sinks” in “The Sabbath?”
• The line contra verse “Bitch, I eat shit and drink piss on Sunday so we can room-up and cut the kiss-kiss” in “The Sabbath?”
• The line contra verse “Rabbits are lago-morphic mammals; they don’t lay eggs” in “The Sabbath?”
• The line filter command “Well, take the mussel off this bitch so I can kiss her, then!” in “TFS1: The pharcyde: Man-pussy or gorilla-pussy?”
• The line influence of “Even the Dog was White” in “C-span: Energy security analysis”
• The line litmus “Kíll-kíll-kíll; fíght-fíght-fíght.” in “N-CNN: FCC”
• The line of debate “Ne-yo vs. Chris Brown: The duet mic-cut-test result?” in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The line of debate in “Madeleine Bordallo’s Princess-Diana suit vs. Virginia Foxx’s army-fatigue” in “C-span: HCR2”
• The line of Lil’ Zane “Put me in the studio with Lil’ Wayne and T.I., and I’ll eat them up. Straight up.” in “N-CNN: 80’s; The source; Lil’ Zane”
• The line of Saigon “There are certain artists that are so detrimental to the black community; they’ve done more damage than the KKK did.” in “The source: Saigon”
• The line off response “Yes and… I’d swallow the meat, love. Thank you” in “Man-pussy: Dr. Gaylord? Now, I have a question, too”
• The line push “But there was somethin’ ‘bout metal they never knew” in 3/4^ths the tool of “The conductor: But wait…there’s more”
• The line request “Ain’t I broccoli-city fast, and turtle-moon slow?” in “3K”
• The line request “Chernobyl feldsher’s dacha” in “Fin sneers: Dolphin race”
• The line request “Hit-a-bitch? If she can cut my face up in the club’s parking lot; I can stomp the skull” in “Man-pussy: Dr. Gaylord: Serpa dance”
• The line request “Me-and-my cough-syruped airplane-babies” in “That rock: Football-football?”
• The line request “Sambo dumka? Nyet verst nyet gopik!” in “Fin sneers: Dolphin race”
• The line request “She asked me, ‘Dr. Warlord? Would you suck a dick to win your-war?’” in “CON1: PSYCH 101: Dr. Gaylord; Man-pussy: And swallow the meat, love”
• The line request “Somebody passed me off a counterfeit as change, this weekend. But, at least I can now narrow it to two people. How ‘bout you?” in “That rock: S08: User”
• The line request “What felonies wouldn’t I commit upon my former-students of my courses?” in “Dr. Nigger? I have a question”
• The line request “What is appropriate attire for Vibe & Source awards beyond a vest?” in “That rock: I’m thinkin’ Black Tie”
• The line request “Why does human poop taste bitter and urine nauseating? Are those enzymes? What?” in “That rock”
• The line riddle “Who are the ‘they’ of ‘they’?” in “CON1: PSYCH 101: Dirt under my nails”
• The line riddle “Who’s drinking this US tap-water, and why is it coming out a faucet and not a tap, anyway?” in “The pharcyde: TFS1”
• The line riddle “Why every blue-collar want to be the CIA?” in “Quota: Neo-perestroika pogrom”
• The line riddle “Why was Bo-Bo the only one with no seatbelt” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: The pharcyde: Rip-face”
• The line riddle “Why would I give armed niggas ‘F’s then hop on public transportation with they ass?” in “The GED classics”
• The line riddle request “But….what if a nigga just snatch a bitch purse in the club, right? Take her permitted-gun out, and just blow another nigga’s brains out with it…is she an accomplice?” in “TIS1 Columbo-niggas? The ice cream shortage”
• The line Shaquille-Pete O’Neal’s double-clothesline “Neat & clean”
• The line subtitle “But, I did not shoot the chickadee” in “The pharcyde”
• The line subtitle “I know why the French bird sings ‘Down with America’” in “Lé BET clique”
• The line subtitle “Photoshop insurance: Ask, again; I’ll tell the same” in “Euro-history: 400 years from now”
• The line sub-title “Why goat-mouth didn’t set fire to old frat-row” in “Berserkeley: Oh, you like jazz, nigga?”
• The line subtitle: “The DBM academic-warrior inscription withheld” in “DBM: And Cognac was on his birth certificate”
• The line subtitles “Bent at the knee” and “The water-cooler’s red tab” in “The Colorado Springs’ boiler-room”
• The line title “Catfight at the casket: And yet, my corpse may rest elsewhere” in  “Catfight at the casket: CC1”
• The line title “FAS1: The colt-45 cipher; Think-fast fat-bitch”
• The line title “Galileo’s gallows: The laws of falling bodies” in “The White-flight to Euro-serfdom: Lynch above lynch”
• The line title “Ghoul [Goon]: ‘Bust It’ vs. ‘Goblin: I’m Ill’”
• The line title “Grand prize winners from last year” in “The source”
• The line title “Informant vs. Dirty-cop: From empowered to imprisoned: The science of lie-detection and jury-selection” in “N-CNN”
• The line title “Le libré anti-phonemé” in “Polỷ-Francé: Triage’s fin”
• The line title “Neo-African-Americans: The re-affirmative theological oaths to sink with the slave-ship states”
• The line title “Pigeon-coos and monkey-screams” in “Polỷ-Francé: It’s pidgin, pigeon”
• The line title “That rock: Live S08: Man-pussy; Bestiality, necrophilia, entrails, then red soup”
• The line title “That rock: Live S08: The Sabbath? And, it don’t stop”
• The line title “That rock: The slòwed pendulum: Servin’ 3/4^ths the time...square” in “That rock”
• The line title “The big-pond’s jumbo-shrimp: Anonymous and confidential stardom”
• The line title “The Black Banned Book Club excerpts: Courtesy of CSUC DSAU’s Academic Services in ‘CHAKA 89’”
• The line title “The burned spots: A critique of the tagged, housed, and deciphered art, performance, and play of the ‘CHAKA 89’ era”
• The line title “The conspiracy laws: The ‘they’ of ‘they’ chronicles of higher education: CON1”
• The line title “The fat-booty of twin-peaks” in “The source: Le Bastille; The American Siberia”
• The line title “The GED classics: Volume 10; Pistol-grip pump at my desk at all times”
• The line title “The glass bedroom remix: Buckhead style; The 4^th Ward VIP Booth” in “The source”
• The line title “The gossip-batch: The Gresham’s law; Regulation in progressional vs. congressional: denotative-advantage” in “N-CNN”
• The line title “The hieroglyphic-baseball-bat blunt-bunts and razor-blade-cheeked sword-plays of street-sporty school-days” in “N-CNN: N-ESPN; CHAKA 89”
• The line title “The house plants and bushes of Blood Stone Villain domino parties” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Ay-Tray: They at it, again”
• The line title “The iconoclasm and envy in the NTS, NBT, K4P, and KWP criticism of  ‘CHAKA 89’”          
• The line title “The Ides of Pistol-Whipping beseech you, Black-Caesar” in “N-CNN: ABC-123, mathafucka”
• The line title “The image-statistics of reverse-dowry in Shakir-BADU digital-Labola [JS: 7-16-08: 8PM ET]” in “N-CNN”
• The line title “The Merch-lab Wall-fly” in “N-CNN: TMW”
• The line title “The new booty with the blue lighter” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: The Pueblo project”
• The line title “The pistol-whipping hot-summer” in “N-CNN”
• The line title “The Sharon Weinberger’s friendly-fire: Rap-it-up, cipher”
• The line title “The Sharon Weinberger’s friendly-fire: Whipped with a purse-strap”
• The line title “The underworld exilic: Shakir, Shakur, and Mumia” in “The feldsher’s gulag: Dolphin race”
• The line title “Timberland Burton’s Sweeney Todd Bridges’ cut and stitch”
• The line title “Tired of daydreaming my Xhosa wife” in “N-CNN: WS1: SABC1: A place called home”
• The line titles “Oh lele” and “DJ Tassouman” of “Meiway: Golgotha”
• The line titles “The dead can dance; The Jim-crow spin moves” in “Quota”
• The linguistic divisions of dictionary, slang, vulgar in semantics, morphology, phonology, and syntax
• The linguistic fixation on fixed semantical interpretation and official articulation
• The link between scientific notation and primate lexigraphy
• The litmus line “Yes, I’m up in one right now, nigga, yes: I didn’t even know Scandinavians had pussîệs” in “Ain’t nothing country ‘bout Los Angeles, nigga”
• The loaded description of conditions in question design
• The loaded hypothetical and nonsensical question
• The loaded question answers: Storage is what you get a man who has everything
• The loaded-question “Fill in the blank- I would eat twenty live cock-roaches, if they were covered with _________.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Fill in the blank- I would like to be know as the world’s greatest ________.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Fill in the blank- My breath smells like _________.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Fill in the blank- The world owes me _________.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “How are you most creative?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “How long would a regular-size roll of toilet paper last you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “How many friends do you have that you’ve known at least ten years?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “How much money would you like to be making in ten years?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If 50 people in your age group were selected randomly, how many do you think you would find leading a happier life than yours?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If somebody carved a statue of you, what park would you want it to be in?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If there was a national holiday in your honor, what day would it fall on?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could attend any Hall of Fame inductions, what would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could be a character in any novel, who would you be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could be a high-ranking officer in one of the armed forces, which one would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could be a spokesperson for any product, which would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could be an expert on any one subject, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could be known for one amazing athletic achievement, what would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could bring someone famous back from the grave, who would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could cause the extinction of any two creatures, what/who would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would you change?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could choose any couple, besides your parents, to adopt you at birth, who would they be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could choose your birthplace, where would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could choose your own celebrity rock band trio, who would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could have a view of anything from your bedroom, what would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could look up any word in the dictionary, what would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could move to one international city, where would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could project yourself into the past, where would you go?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could see any musician, live or dead, perform their final concert, who would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you could travel back to the past, what date would you go to and what one thing would you take with you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you created a new flavor of ice cream, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you had to wear a necklace with an emblem on it, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you owned a restaurant what type of food would you serve?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you ran a 1-900 number, what would be the topic of your phone line?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you started a new trend, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were a police officer, what type of criminal would you most want behind bars?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were a professional bowler, what word(s) would you engrave in your bowling ball?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were a professional wrestler, what would your ring name be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were an evil dictator, where would you rule?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were any animal, what would you be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were going to someone’s house for a dinner party, what would you bring?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were meeting someone for the first time, what would you hope they are not wearing?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were nominated for a Nobel prize, what would it be for?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were on a deserted island, what two books would you want with you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were put in a boxing ring knowing that you would defeat your opponent, who would you fight?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were running for mayor of your city, what three words would comprise your slogan?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were the boss at your job, what incentive or perk (aside from money) would you offer your employees?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were to have cosmetic surgery, what part of your body would you want operated on?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were to name the home you’re currently living in, what would you name it?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you were to start a new trend, and be known for creating that trend, what would you choose?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If you where a teacher, what subject would you teach?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If your body was cremated, where would you want your ashes sprinkled?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “If your name was a typical dog’s name, what would it be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “In one word, how would you describe ‘God’?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Name one common food item that you refuse to eat?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Name one thing that is too serious to be joked about.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Of the people you are playing with, who has a quality that you are most envious of? What is that quality?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What always makes you a more confident person?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What American City does not deserve a place on the map? Why?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What animal do you enjoy seeing most at the zoo?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What animal would you want as a house pet besides a cat or dog?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What are you a self-proclaimed expert at?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What are you thinking about right now?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What are your two favorite pizza toppings?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What beverage do you find nauseating?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What body part aches you the most right now?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What celebrity makes you glad you’re not a celebrity?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What celebrity would you trust the least to have a spare key to your home?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What color best defines the mood you’re in right now?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What color looks best on you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What commercial do you find the most annoying?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What commercial product would you refuse to endorse?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What culture are you most ignorant of?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you always find yourself complaining about?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you consider your worst feature?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you do everyday?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you generally sleep in at night?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you hate sharing with people?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you need more of right now?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you need to get right now at the drug store?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What do you think will be the next popular catch phrase?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What doctor do you dread visiting most?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What event or technological breakthrough do you think will revolutionize the future?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What great idea did you come up with…but never followed through on?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is an original, physically painless form of torture.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is it about you that people find irresistible?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is life’s greatest mystery?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is one period of history you know very little about.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the best advice you have ever received?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the best costume you ever wore for Halloween?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the best purchase you ever made?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the best sports stadium/arena you have been to?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the biggest inconvenience about the place you are currently living in?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the biggest indication that someone is a ‘nerd’?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Australia?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of politicians?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the funniest word you can think of?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the grossest thing you have ever done in public?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most beautiful word you can think of.” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most common compliment people give you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most disgusting smell in the world?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most exotic food you have ever eaten?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most expensive thing you wish you never bought?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most important/amazing thing ever done by one of your ancestors?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the most sacred thing to you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the nicest thing you have ever bought somebody?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the oldest thing you own and use?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the worst grade you ever received? What class was it for?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is the worst movie you have ever seen?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your best chance of becoming famous?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your biggest regret in life?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite breed of dog?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite era of American History?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite event in the Winter Olympics?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite flower?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite fruit?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite genre of movies?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite kind of chocolate bar?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite kind of doughnut?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite museum?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite part of the human body?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your favorite video game?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your most impressive car repair skill?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is your oldest memory?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is/was your favorite stuffed animal?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What is/was your worst subject in high school?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What kind of music makes you want to get up and sing?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What latest trend simply baffles you?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What life-altering change have you been meaning to do?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What magazine have you been meaning to subscribe to?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What makes you want to vomit?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What nasty habit do you have?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What odd bodily habits do you have?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one person or thing best represents the 1980’s?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one song do you sing very well?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one talent of yours to you wish people recognized more?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one television show are you embarrassingly addicted to?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one thing have you held on to…for no good reason?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one toy would you like to throw repeatedly at a brick wall?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one word best describes your life?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one word best describes your religiosity?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What one word would people use to describe your sense of humor?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What outdoor activity do you consider the most dangerous?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What person or company would you like to sue, and what would be your reason for suing?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What positive thing about yourself do you wish was more widely recognized?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What single group of people do you feel the most compassion for?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What song would you love to hear on the radio when you’re cruising on the highway?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What store is represented most in your wardrobe?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What television or movie character played a major role in your upbringing?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What three things would you hate to juggle?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What two adjectives describe you best?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What two people would you most like to stand next to in a picture?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What two words come to mind when you hear the word ‘black’?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What two words come to mind when you hear the word ‘white’?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What was the most important in the last presidential election?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What was your favorite book growing up?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What was your favorite thing that happened yesterday?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What will you be doing 10 years from today?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What word best describes your interior design abilities?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What word do you consistently misspell?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What word or phrase defines your politics?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What would motivate you to live with a tribe deep in the Amazon?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What would you like to accomplish this year?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “What would you like your famous last words to be?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “When you are a passenger in a car, what is the worst thing a driver can do?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “When you go to the bathroom, approximately how many minutes do you spend on the toilet?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “When you look back on pictures of yourself, what age are you most embarrassed about?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Where do you not mind waiting?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Where is the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Where is your birthmark?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Where would you not go back to for vacation?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Which of the following do you feel yields the greatest benefits- extraordinary wealth, strong friendships, true love, or a loyal, loving family?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who do you think your country will fight its next war against?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who do you wish gave you more attention?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who has the trashiest television talk-show?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is the biggest stud in Hollywood today?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is the most offensive person in the world?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is the most stunning woman in Hollywood today?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is the world’s smoothest musician?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is your favorite super hero?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is your favorite television animal?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who is your most admired athlete of all-time?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Who makes the most stylish clothes in the world?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Whole is the most overrated band (or musician) ever?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The loaded-question “Why are you here right now?” in “N-CNN: LQ”
• The lock step and chorus in movie “X” arms display
• The logic of strategic miscommunication
• The logic, relation, and path types of mapping
• The logic, symmetry, and pattern or lack thereof of showtime units
• The long-headed Akhenaton-caricature’s golden archers’ chariot in “The king’s scribe: NAS; Papyrus-trail”
• The lowlight as standard, tradition, and norm in art, performance, and play
• The luck incentive for reasoning, memory, and planning work in the 32 card “Belote” bridge game
• The lunar charismatic pull of stars Mel Gibson, Jack Nicholson, and Nicholas Cage
• The lurid glow cast and foreboding crew of  “Like eating bagels at the train depot: a lot of hurry up and wait”
• The lying plants: “You should hear some of the fluff that orchids have been selling the pollinators”
• The magical-realism influence of body attraction force at the rate of increased velocity per time-unit in “Foucault: Le pendula de amor”
• The magnitude in the gradients, divergence, and curl of Olmec art
• The male characters’ death-by-dialog in “The Pearl Harbor chat-room”
• The male wait-time for female mating-response in duetting Katydids as reproductive determinant 
• The male-male-destitution of externally-swinging competitive-homicidal-systems in “The source: Pivot-area restrictions”
• The malingering of O.C.D. as social apology
• The mammalian digestive-enzyme break-down of shitake or blow in “Dieting: The chitterling digs”
• The manipulation, calculation, formula, and callousness in “Just weeds with petals”
• The Mansonian charisma of Lil’ Wayne in “N-CNN: Charged Parties: Get the details the hard way”
• The manufactured-variability of player-choices in a fixed-system board-game
• The map as strategy in “1 calorie and counterforce free”
• The marking of segment groups in a hierarchy of categories
• The Maryland and Pittsburg dialectical-transcriptions in linguistics in “GPB 8”
• The masculinization & defeminization and feminization & emasculation of asexualizing androgynous-marriages through androcentrism
• The Maslow model’s role in the who, what, when, where, why, and how of informal sociable interrogation
• The Maslow motivational sequence of feeding, sheltering, mating, status, pleasure, and proof in communication
• The masquerading of  hypothetic ideological perspective as formulation in the Performance Studies discipline
• The master-servant play frame in showtime USA
• The mating opportunities of class-time
• The Maxine Waters’ trade school and the Sweeney Todd Bridges’ cut and stitch
• The Mayan-Olmec volute effluvium as X³-3 in “Culture you can smell” of “Six inch nails”
• The meaning-expansion and meaning-consolidation tools of layered meaning
• The measurement of colliding references in glass versus rock metaphor argumentation
• The measurement of execution probability over capacity and growth rate
• The measurement standard’s dependent variable X in “Six inch nails”
• The measurement units of language systems
• The measuring of semantical games with Likert and George Polya
• The mechanized pressure switch of the minstrel carnival
• The median mechanical bias of f(-TI score) in “The king’s scribe: Ain’t I”
• The Median-Records’ BNLC retraction “Shakir is not B-listed; he’s unlisted” in “The king’s scribe”
• The Memphis jim-crow hip-hop posture, flagellum, and core-balance of “The Missy Elliott’s America’s Best Dance Crew” in “The source”
• The merge, split, curve, and loop of lead topics’ path
• The metaphor as “B” equivalent to the birth, life, or death of  “A” in “The king’s scribe: The T.I. model”
• The metaphoric target as B= f(A)
• The micromanagement-instinct of chief executive officers from 1930-1980 on broccoli sales 
• The Mike Ross & Rick Ross of “The source: The BET 2008 Awards”
• The minimalism of random device fashioning in MacGyver
• The minstrel vaudeville and the circus burlesque in contemporary mother cities
• The minstrelsy and the carnivalesque in institutional satire, parody, edutainment, and infotainment
• The misdirected-unleashing field-corners of “Yeah-yeah-yeah” in “FGTV: Get rich or die trying; Death before dishonor; Oh, you like jazz, nigga?”
• The misnomers, silent letters, homophones, translation butcheries, and dead onomatopoetics as language defect and inherent system flaw
• The misspelling of the European-style confections in “Fruit confits” (with bits of real fruit)
• The mobile broadband wars of Sprint vs. Verizon in corporate fraud as phone scam
• The modal logos, ethos, and pathos in trendy metaphor, simile, allusion, and alliteration
• The modem, fiber, and whitepapers of the Google, YouTube, & National Journal committee in “C-span”
• The monitor proximity and mobile signal strength of “Retinal damage and tumors”
• The Moorish Dead-Mike Assassins of the underworld-exilic in “N-CNN”
• The mother-tongue of the Massachusetts squaw Ford commercial
• The motto “Free humans caffeinate” in “The caffeine sprint: Interns welcomed but not needed”
• The multimodal language set of the long and drawn out song and dance
• The multi-sequenced paths in line “I just asked the bitch if they accepted coupons. Goddamn. Talkin’ shit; eatin’ off the ‘fuck me’ side of the menu- calm down; here they come.” in “Shakir 08”
• The murder of the Vibe, Source, and Black Hair award shows’ backstage passes in “Sweeney Todd Bridges’ cut and stitch: Hair, nail, and skin care service shop”
• The mystery, danger, splendor, and adventure in amusing narratives
• The N eulogy “Richard Collier, Jacksonville Jaguar #76, was chillin’ outside in his Cadillac Escalade and niggas pulled-up on him blastin’, nigga: shot that nigga, man; nigga half-dead, man.” in “N-CNN”
• The N eulogy “So, these bitches gone-show up-at a Bernie-Mac-frunral dressed like some-mathafuckin-scanks!You hear me? Some-mathafuckin-scanks!” in “N-CNN”
• The N word in “‘Well, black equals nihilism.’ And the crows deliberate.”          
• The N word in Saul Williams’ Niggy Tardust
• The N word in the cat’s meow: The N word is nobodies
• The N word is nobodies, and the crows deliberate
• The NAACP’s response to discrimination against black-female Coach Laura Mitchell  in “The UC Santa Cruz scandal”
• The nationalism of the 0% intervention bill
• The Navada track stars: Cher, Madonna, and now, Tina Turner
• The negroid’s broken and-or assassinated dignitary & revolutionary chart in “CON1: HC1: Retirement benefits?”
• The nepotistic ineptitude of “Well trained in nothing”
• The New Yorker gloss-cover of Jamie Fox’s G’s to Gents in “N-CNN”
• The Newtonian alchemic lab’s influence in “Circula voda cuntre fere: Folklore vs. decree”
• The nomenclatural pigeon-meat and chicken-pieces in “Bon appetit”
• The nomenclatural tricknology of maintaining the American heritage of dictionaries
• The non-conventionalism of Walter Mosley, Eric Jerome Dickey, Toni Morrison, and late E. Lynn Harris
• The notation control of book burnings
• The notation parallels in ritualized sacrificial practices prior to Western Colonial rule
• The notational risks of Helvetica as the poster-face of corporate commercialization
• The note-cards’ outline, keyword, direct quotes, and mail hookers with ties at stop signposts in Japanese business presentations
• The Notorious Kings of Flex in “CHAKA 89: But where is Flex?”
• The NREM deprivation of bi-EEG libido-charts in “REM units” 
• The nutrition, exercise, and practice of the gerontocratic practices of the NAACP in “FGTV”
• The NWS balloon’s Nero jazz ensemble during the Beaufort wind scale’s forecasting, regional mapping, and radar
• The obituary-profiles as historical-features in “The source: Andy Rooney’s tantric suttee-case”
• The objectivity-strike against median-records’ alternative-labels in “The king’s scribe: Jordan 23”
• The official nomenclatural declaration in “‘The N word is nobodies!’ And the crowds of crows cut open to caw at the caucus”
• The official notation and nomenclature as affirmation of historical intellectualism and cultural superiority
• The official notation butcheries and bakeries: The “wetlands” of  “wheat lands,” and “bloop” and “brew” of “bread”
• The official term of “sign” to represent signals, symbols, gestures, and markings
• The officialism and authority of the dictionary in “And, look at this punctuation mark”
• The officialism of binary nomenclatural systems
• The officialism of the polar dichotic paradigm of beauty and intelligence in academe
• The officialism, efficiency, transparency, and simplicity in lowlight
• The Olmec glyphic Braille addendum and Signing amendment for the 2012 election
• The omen ascription of nature and dreamscape symbols in Olmec culture
• The one entrance-exit rescue of a venom over time victim in “3D ants”
• The one quality drawer-blade in “Just follow the instructions”
• The only choices: Meaning accentuation or de-emphasis in use of preloaded colors
• The onomatopoetic unit as universal semantical measurement
• The open interpretation of food sharing Babbler birds and sentinel Cervidae in Darwinian altruism
• The opening line as lead and tangent
• The opinion, conviction, and fact sequence
• The opponent pattern analysis in counter attack
• The opposing caricatures of cast collaborations
• The optimum strategy in blackjack: Edward O. Thorp; The MIT blackjack club; 3 units
• The organism, place, non-living material, or concept as components for tool, strategy, and structure design
• The organization degeneration of intragroup competition
• The outline, scale, system test, device, and target as 5 point live performance
• The overlap and ambiguity of device as sub-terms for tools, devices, strategies, and structures
• The overlap and interchangeability of humanity terms “rhetorical device,” “literary form,” “literary device,” “speech play,” “subgenre,” and “wordplay”
• The Pandora box paradox of “I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy”
• The paradigm of human phonetic mimicry as onomastic or anthropomorphic
• The paradox of little White girls with little Black boy organs in them from “Shitterlings: The black humor autopsy”
• The paradox of Pandora’s box in “And, how much luck did the rabbit’s foot bring to the rabbit?”
• The paradox of Pandora’s box in “I cannot tell a lie, and tell that, ‘I never tell a lie’”
• The paradox of Pandora’s box in “I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy”
• The paradoxical juxtaposition in the production of the ironic, oxymoronic, and polarized
• The parameters of accident-declaration and social-apology in informal social gaming
• The parental-advisory and explicit-lyrics of the Nervous record-label in “The source: Mad Lion”
• The pastoral parishes of publication in “Olmec codices burning: Intellectual property smoke”
• The patience, discipline, and concentration over pressure ratio
• The patient, diagnosis, and treatment of prognostic-efficiency
• The Paul Broun’s Arsenic-Ricin vs. liquid-Draino bill of “The source: C-span; The NAACP’s gerontological-hemloc bill”
• The Paul Broun’s Charlton Hesston  goon-shoot plutonium-medallion award-show of “The source: C-span; Nuclear-homies”
• The Paul Petersen charity-cases of the major network sitcoms during the 80’s in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The Pauli exclusion principle arrangement in “Paucis verbis: Ne teil; En teal… Ik liber… eddo tōt”
• The penny, nickel, and dime objectives
• The perceiver silence as response to signal acceleration
• The perception-control in signaling, receiving, and observing
• The Persian king Darius’ classic shish kebab skewers of 1673
• The Persian skewers: The 1673 word-war with Arabia and Water Turkey
• The personal personality-traits of Tyra Banks, Jackie-O, and Rhianna in “Oh God, why me?”
• The persuasive cognitive dissonance of defection in Marvel Comics
• The persuasive line of  “Hey! Talk about the weatherman”
• The persuasive line of conservation in the “only one credit, but for you, two for a credit”
• The phase containment of The Warrior Years
• The Philadelphian-taboo of Jill Scott in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The phonetic as the core of most root words and gestures
• The phonology of “4 ak-how - 3 ken-ken”  in “Sunday, Dec. 23, 2012”
• The phonotactic as waterfront-signal strategy
• The physical mimicry as mastic that binds semantics and onomastics
• The physics, biology, astronomy, chemistry, technology, and sociology of language
• The physiology, metabolism, anabolic/cortico-steroid, and paradox of ESPN tests on cycling-changes in “N-CNN”
• The pigment and form permutation as confluent morphism in “Cuttlefish”
• The pitch, rate, and inflection of Timberland-Burton’s “Jack the Ripper” soundtrack
• The pitch, rate, and inflective advantages in African Psittacus Erithacus articulation
• The pizza-delivery payphone-robberies of New Bedford, Massachusetts in “The Pizza Hut’s employee of the year awards”
• The place-holding double life of illusory devices
• The plasticity of mnemonics
• The play as reality-mirroring and momentum-practice
• The Pleasure P, numbness, and T-Pain of the Justin Slayer exclusive jim-crow hip-hop music-video collection in “The king’s scribe”
• The Plextor PX-760A DVD-R/RW Drive line: 4/9 toast-burned table-coaster CD-copy-errors
• The Plextor PX-760A DVD-R/RW Drive line: Cannot ready “Installation” file (.exe file) on CD-ROM
• The po’ boy’s weatherglass in “The physical, hot, stormy, national service and synoptic patterns of the Tiros satellite”
• The policy risks of academic careerism on the accreditation and tenure tracks
• The policy, curriculum, analyses, and mission of Tuskegee
• The political obstruction risk of non-privileged circumvention devices in “The GED classics: CHAKA 89”
• The political, militaristic, industrial, and medical role of art, performance, and play
• The politics of contemporary voodoo: No cures and no advice
• The poll-workers of April Pyre near the Greenbrier strip-mall in “FGTV: C-span”
• The pookie, pooter, scooter, scoot-booty, and boo of antiquity “CNN: The history channel”
• The post-colonial demonization of pre-colonial empirical dice and card games in “Quota”
• The preconceptions of legibility, articulation, and intelligibility in communication education
• The predation and parasitical ratios in verbal attacks
• The predation, mutuality, and parasitism as a trichotomous gradient rule of communication
• The predator flee behavioral response
• The predatory and parasitic attacks in “weather” talk
• The preloaded and most universal meanings of all colors
• The pre-loaded semantics of the color chart: Cerebral versus innate denotation
• The prenuptial mordancy-clause of “My slim-trim nigga-weddin’; The reversed-lebola: WS1”
• The prison-death-stall or status-sex-busywork dichotomy of colonial paradoxical rule in “Warrior-years containment policy”
• The probability and statistics in the social sciences
• The probability, speculation, and hedging of the futures-market in “C-span”
• The problem of non-esthetic and unamusing setups during showtime
• The production as energy-cost increase over time in “Augusta Maine molasses-slow”
• The projected 2012 as end to Black rendition profits in the Hip Hop & R&B world
• The proposed national law allowing all women the right to bear firearms in their purse, in public, at all times in “TIS1: Columbo-niggas? The ice cream shortage: Man-pussy”
• The protagonist diagram of priority persuasion in “One tiger, one bullet left”
• The proverb as persuasive mechanism
• The pseudo-vulnerability signals as predator distraction and prey bait in coral reef environments
• The public confirmation in applause and laughter of private truths
• The public-resignation of Jamel Malik Shakir from Academic Services and Web Conference
• The pulse, sweat, hand, eye, face, voice, and gesture as innately influenced speech and behavior
• The punctuation preferences in “I’d prefer chili candy to European confections, any day, thank you” 
• The Purdue vs. Harvard debates of “The social-engineering-Hindoo of sacred-cow-city”
• The pure, descriptive, and theoretical approaches of representation, and assignment processes in meaning
• The purple-Georgian-rain crap-shoot nights during the 1940-1960 redbone-upgrades in “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The quality, quantity, minimalism, and ornateness of form criticism
• The quantitative referendum for runoff-scores’ outcome table in “The king’s scribe”
• The quark aesthetics of the square wave switch in the Will Smith “Men in Black” alien-movie
• The quark aesthetics of the square wave switch in the work of John Leguizamo and Johnny Depp
• The question of scores in “.co vs. .com” in “The Coloured without teeth tour” 
• The question of scores in “Sodium hydro-chlor-bate vs. nitro-glycerin” in “The king’s scribe: Ate red clay chips”
• The race, chase, attack, capture, harassment, search, rescue, and sedúctìon of “Shakir 08”
• The race, class, sex, and sexual preference of intra-racial racism in “N-CNN: Dorm-life; School days”
• The race, class, sex, sex preference, and age in audience analysis of the queue consumer
• The radioactive-metallic, uranium-chemical, and isotope-decay of “Lookin’-boy jokes” in “The source: C-span; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The Rahzel withheld clip syncs in “Björk’s ocean: The young swallow” of “The source”
• The random pattern of input and output set connections between two linguistic systems
• The random-death industrial employment contract clause in “The Colorado Springs’ boiler-room”
• The rate, pitch, and inflection of whistle speak tonality
• The reality, incongruity, and contradiction in the media error of Bill Origami
• The real-ting of Mad Lion’s “That’s all we need” in “The source: Take it easy, killa”
• The recruitment, defection, capture, and termination sequence in the visual rhetoric of Marvel Comics
• The regional color code and unit quantity of a good urban legend
• The rehearsed archive retrieval in line execution: Might wan’na tuck ya’ claws, firs’
• The relationship between (a) tools, strategies, and structures, and (b) speed, strength, and endurance
• The relevance and propriety of topicality
• The reliability and validity in competitive systems
• The reliability-deception ratio in predatory, symbiotic, and parasitic interactions
• The relocation, formatting, and publication costs of “The spend doctor”
• The reminder and prediction as indirect ridicule
• The reminder as suggested topic return point
• The renaissance and  reformation of medieval trivium and quadrivium
• The request as clarification and confirmation
• The resignation of Jamel Malik Shakir from Academic Services and Academic Web Conference
• The resource investment of misdirection, diversion, and the costly illusion in magic shows
• The resources, risk management, and experimentation of guinea pig labs
• The response-probability percentage/intensity (in dB SPL) and the pulse-rate length-choosers as hatchers in “Waterfront-speech”
• The review of “A kiss today over sex tomorrow”
• The review of “Dorm life: The autobiography of a Shakir”
• The review of “My last white friend”
• The review of “The Scandalous Scanner” in “N-CNN: CSUC: AWC: DSAU: BNLC: BNLCAR: TSS1” 
• The review of “The Scandalous Scanner” in “N-CNN: TSS1”
• The review of “You can’t make a point with sanity if your always sane, America”
• The review of romantic dramedy “And, should we ever be no more”
• The revision review process in line “I just wanted to see you tear it up” in “The travel writer’s grant”
• The Rhapsody-download gun-skin digital-units in “The source: VH1; The Hollywood wax-museum”
• The rhyme structure in switch-based poly-referential setup: Damsels and spies, I do despise…
• The riddle “50 Cent, if Rick James didn’t do it; learn to hit who hit you and yours. But, bear in mind, if I always hit who hit me, then I would beat my own mother to death.” in “N-CNN: BBQ”
• The riddle “And where’s Mike Ruppert when you needn’t see Rupert Murdoch bidding for Yahoo.com?” in “Quota: The silent wilderness”
• The riddle “Blood dies immediately from Cuz’s block-away shot, but immediately Cuz shot Cuz, who shot Blood, in the back, then turn-&-wheel his paralyzed ass through the swap-meet to scare-off 3 more Bloods.” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The riddle “Can a White-master own a Nigger-doctor?” in “The slave-ship states”
• The riddle “Charlotte-Hoover-Crip, if there’s just 1 coca-cola between you and Vedo; Vedo sells it; arrives Hollywood; and visits Hoover-St. while you stay in Charlotte? Then, hey! Sell Veto back the empty-can origami: recycle, Big-Homie.” in “N-CNN: 80’s
• The riddle “Do White blue-collar mechanics refer to niggers as grease-monkeys, too?” in “Now ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty?”
• The riddle “Does the fence protect the tigress from the gun-owning neighbor, or the gun-owning neighbor from the tigress?” in “Timberland Burton’s Pussy-pussy? The symbiotic conundrum”
• The riddle “Drs. Michael E. Dyson & Cornel West agree to put equal-monies on Flave’s books from a new weed-brick charge. Flave whines, ‘Àw Chùck, ½ the money-missin’.’ Both doctors swear they’ve given. Chuck?” in “N-CNN: E1; The source”
• The riddle “How y’all forget? Was the beef in the back of the freezer?” in “CHAKA 89: The Perverts: Californian Mad Cows”    
• The riddle “How you get kicked out of Crippin’, nigga? What you got’ta do? Why go to kickin’ it with toys, instead?” in “CHAKA 89: The Avalons; The bizarre dice: Niggas Rollin’ 60’s, now”
• The riddle “If I say A of X, you’ll see Z of X; if I explain X= A through Z of X, you’ll see no more; just wake up dead one morning, like Mayor Harold Washington.” in “CON1: Conspiracy laws: ‘They’ who, Dr. Doolittle?”
• The riddle “If Jermaine Dupree and Ashley Dupree…” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “If Lil’ Wayne, NAS, Young Jeezy, T.I., Plies, The Game, Nelly, Dr. Kanye West, Ice Cube, and N.E.R.D. were divided into 2 colliding rap-gangs, then who should be on which side?” in “N-CNN: Okay, last ice-pick”
• The riddle “If Malcolm Jamal Warner and Malik Jamel Shakir street-fought; both would instinctively grab the other by the dreads; neither strike a blow; both freeze upon arrest; neither would do hard-time.” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “If Queen Latifah was in Chicago the day The Brat got 3-years…”
• The riddle “If Shaunya Chavis cheated on Don Lemon with Fred Blankenship; twins pop-out with big-ears; she doesn’t know who the babies-daddy is; feed the babies the lemon and if they ruck young; they’re young ruckers, Blankenship.” in “N-CNN: FGTV”
• The riddle “If the Masons are so goddamn secretive; why are their lodges always in the center of small-towns and the main-streets of big cities?” in “Now ain’t that the blue calling the white collar dirty?”
• The riddle “If the secret to _________ lies within baby’s breath…”
• The riddle “Is this word Japanese for ‘cat’?” in “Quota: When doggy bag met cat sushi”
• The riddle “John Peterson of Pennsylvania, if natural-gas is a greater threat than terror, and Crown Creek, Pennsylvanian Thomas Leiper’s first American-railroad (1809) was wooden-tracked; people-move by new metal-railroaded-coal.” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Leave the papers in the locked-drawer, leave the key in the 99c-store ledge-vase, leave the ledge-vase on the Crazy-store trippy-sheet, leave the trippy-sheet draped to the floor, but most of all…just leave, hey?” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Lil’ Hot broke bricks of 20-bills with one hand,  while Cash Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Wayne just stood there broke.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The riddle “Lil’ Hot broke bricks of 20-bills with one hand, and  Cash Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Wayne grabbed his dick and said a prayer.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The riddle “Lil’ Wanye & Lil’ Hot each $20-bundled; both hid & drew bundles on; if both bill-faces match= Lil’ Wanye’s stack;  if not= Lil’ Hot’s stack: Lil’ Hot win; smacks Wheezy in the face with his own stack: then what were his win-odds?” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Musiq describes his homelessness; psychiatrist prescribes his Ambient; they fuck on the desk…but both are heterosexual: How?” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “My $70 unopened Best Buy Samsung YP-U2J Napster mp3 player just died; think I can return it?” in “That rock: Pawnshop”
• The riddle “NAS, if you want to grab your wee-wee in concert, you must: throw 2 fingers up for peace, and use the other 2 fingers & 1 thumb to hold the 1 mic…this frees-up your right-hand to cup your precious-testicles.” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “New Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Hot crews mobbed-through the club’s parking-lot 30-deep in uniform; like our NTS-Jack-in-the-Box heyday, but bigger, homies.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The riddle “New Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Hot had 3 20-bill-bricks at The Gate of the Southside and Cash Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Wayne had a meltdown on FN-MTV.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The riddle “New Money Entertainment’s Lil’ Hot has one blue-black chick so queenly, she swung a 20-bill-brick at the paparazzi, too, homie.” in “N-CNN: 80’s”
• The riddle “New York City had the largest Nigga-population of any city in the United States. It was followed by Chicago and Phil­adelphia. Chicago flood caused power-outage for 1 entire unit…” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “No seconds for who? Fat-roach punked skinny-roach out the 1 crumb; light came on; skinny-roach shot in the crack. Fat-roach: froze 1 second; misjudged the crack-space 1 second; doubled-back for the 1 crumb 1 second….” in “N-CNN: E1”
• The riddle “Not even for 1/3^rd  all the cigarette-trade in prison, nigga?” in “Polỷ-Francé: The prison riddle”
• The riddle “Now, why would I blow your cover, devil?” in “The shit cuts: The compact schist”
• The riddle “Patrick Leahy, 1 hypertensive  Vermont-male= 2 hypertensive national-averaged-males; Vermont must be divided-half for the nation to catch-up as a whole.” in “N-CNN: C-span”
• The riddle “Patrick Leahy, by national-average: 1 hypertensive nigga-male= 2 hypertensive white-males; A nigga must be cut-in-half to be equal to a White-man.” in “N-CNN: C-span: HC1”
• The riddle “Patrick Leahy, Vermont wildlife-biologists estimate 5/6^ths of Vermont-fawns winter-death-starve, yet, University of Vermont estimates its accountability for their rape-murdered student, Michelle Gardner-Quinn, as 1/10^ths; odds?” in “N-CNN” 
• The riddle “Street-niggas readied MJ-theater-money dope-runs; downtown-niggas readied dope-run-roller’s rim-polish affront MJ’s Starbucks; I readied dope-runner’s shoe-polish in MJ’s theater-toilet for college-money; so we all got-the-runs.” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “That’s the second to last place I want to be.” in “Our new penitentiary doctoral program”
• The riddle “There’s this one mathafuckin’ meathead tele-preacha with a low-fade- I just need to get close to him, right? So, I’m threshold-posted the pearly-chrome miracle-gates fully-armed in need of a prayer….” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Wan’na dictionary-spell-check, dead-racehorse?” in “Cybersecurities: Wan’na vet?”
• The riddle “What psychology did the 1 prostitute who survived him use?” in “PSYCH 101: Dr. Gaylord”
• The riddle “What’s the difference between a gigabyte and a keg-a-night? Nothing, at semester’s-end, they’re both gone, and so is the parents’ trust about where the money on both really went.” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “What’s the probability of Mohammed Ali, James Brown, and Don King all liking the same woman?” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Where do convicted funeral directors redirect the corpses?” in “Andre 3K: Plot space”
• The riddle “Which Boss will endorse our 4 shows, together? Southern or Northern? White-folk was kind enough to point out that they were about to poke a-nigga eyeball out; but these niggas throwin’ so much salt my visions-a-blurrin’. ” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle “Will a mobile phone in my pocket give me a nut-tumor? Will a real-nigga ever think to request a female MD for their prostate exam?” in “N-CNN”
• The riddle of “When meditating, ever felt the great Chicken Spirit?” in “Minstrel carnival: TFS1”
• The riddle tension: How is there a “backdoor” in a dictionary without a “frontdoor”?
• The riddle tension: Which doctor punctuates “me”?
• The riddle-dichotomy “Shitake or blows” in “That rock: The smoke diet”
• The risk and bluff of chance and probability
• The risk and bluff of chance in socio-linguistic gamming
• The risk management of tension strategies dependency upon oppositional element
• The risk of investment loss in the unit over time “25 number game”
• The risk-accelerant divertissement as neurotoxin
• The risks of reference in intercultural humor: Monday morning quarterbacking in South America
• The risks of transparency and minimalism
• The risks of US slogan: Free humans caffeinate
• The ritualized violence of sport that distinguishes it from play
• The Robert Franklin Ban Ki-Moon Morehouse banter as Korean liquor-store zoning-permits in “The king’s scribe”
• The role of heavy metals in rock weathering cycles
• The romantic comedy review of “When dog-bag met cat-sushi”
• The root, base, and device-switch of the signaler
• The rote-knowledge incentive factor in lab studies of animal communication: Captivated or just captive
• The rules of collectivism and individualism in communication objectives
• The rules of specialized symbolic vocabularies
• The rules of trichotomous gradation in language officialism
• The rules, norms, customs, and morays of post-colonial Garifuna Olmeca
• The rules, objectives, costs, gains, and plans of pedagogy
• The sacrifice of semantical value for historical affirmation of officialism
• The Salishan’s diffusion into South Central Los Angeles
• The sambo-zashchita bez oruzhiya frantic set-element X as sport in “Limacon versus Markov? Borzoi sablya borzoi!”
• The Saul Williams line “40oz of Mother Nature’s Private Stock” in “Yes and, I ain’t never had candy so bad a kid wouldn’t eat it— ‘til Liberty Orchards®”
• The scientific argument of wildlife tagging and chipping versus laboratory controlled environment in language studies
• The scoring of semantic games:  the quantity/speed measurement of unit associations
• The segmented vector’s loop back to source
• The segment-grouping markers of hierarchy
• The self-appointment to disappointment sequence of the cheap, easy, instant, and natural lifestyle
• The self-deception risks of elaborate interactional hallowed-matrices between Austen, Shakespeare, and Rohmer in “Quota”
• The self-destructive momentum factor in opponent collision
• The selfish status of altruism in cooperative strategy
• The semantic representation of entities, processes, facts, and relationships in nonverbal notation, shorthand, and abbreviation
• The semantical anomalies of numerical-gesture air-writing: A buck a finger
• The semantically oversaturated 26 letter alphabetic in standardized notation systems
• The senses of sight, sound, touch, smell, taste, electron, and chemical in the modal sign, symbol, signal, gesture, and marking
• The sequence of fear, anger, shock, and normalization in monster design
• The sequence-prediction logistic-rule as equal frequency digits in “The king’s scribe: $1,000,000 minimum”
• The sequential rules, costs, and labors for structure growth in building block games
• The sexual display, judgment, and social interactivity in art, performance, and play criticism
• The sexualized-children, familial-psychology, and nationalized-citizens of Dirty South in “N-CNN”
• The Shakir confusion in the Akon soil-freeze salt in line “Òh shit…. I saw you…. but what is this, Pac?” in “Me troum-sturm”
• The Shakir line of publication
• The Shakir O’neal “Peaty wheat straw” double clothesline merger in “Ain’t nothing country ‘bout Los Angeles, nigga”
• The Shakur confusion in line “Pac looked at me then low-toned into his cellphone, ‘I cain’t see what this nigga has to do with me, nigga” in “Me troum-sturm: Heil Mary”
• The shame of admittance and false-pride of ignorance in “February is financial aid awareness month”
• The Shaun McGillis’ exponential-respect-growth interactional matrix  in “Galileo’s gallows: Lynch above lynch; Return to Euro-serfdom, white-flight Americans”
• The Shawty-Lo effect in “The source: FN MTV; Boy, you a foòl; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The shock, anger, regret, and resignation sequence in the filtration processing of good-advice
• The shorthand vs. abbreviation debates of the Greco-Roman neo-classical era
• The signaler behavioral statement as a unit
• The signal-failure histogram-bi-hexagram risk-game in “Dolphin transcripts: Echolocation deaf”
• The signposts from “You need Jesus” to “I will pray for you” in “Coon kills and eats dog”
• The silence of political and spiritual voice in Hip-Hop
• The similarities, correlations, and correspondences in scientific propositions, hypotheses, and experiments
• The simile repetition of “Like Pizarro and Atowalpa, like Cortez and Montezuma...”
• The singing Ghoul’s [Goon’s] “Bus’ It” defined as: (1) A legendary evil being that robs graves and feeds on corpses, (2) one suggestive of a ghoul;  especially   : one who shows morbid interest in things considered shocking or repulsive,  –ghoulish \g[ů or ü]-lish\  adjective,   –ghoulishly adverb,  –ghoulishness noun
• The singing Goblin’s “I’m Ill” defined as: An ugly or grotesque sprite that is usually mischievous and sometimes evil and malicious
• The sixth and seventh sense as electricity and chemical in select non Homo sapient species
• The skin-color system entropy of homo sapient pigmentary semantics in “Sonar and pigment disadvantaged primates”
• The skull ornate of Incan empire
• The Skye-Nicole 2010 wedding-cup invitation-request for Jamel Shakir plus 1 guest in “CSUC: Cette vie-temps, Badu; Cette no substitutio pour toi”
• The slapstick and circus trick as knockabout, pratfalls, shtick, and comic timing
• The slim probability of histo-graphic art making it to the Guggenheim museum
• The smoke and call-response mirror “Damn I’m high, nigga. Ain’t you high?” in “CHAKA 89: BSV: Red and white Cottonmouth”
• The snare nooses, nets, veiled pitfalls, and funneled & snap door enclosures in live capture trappings
• The snarl means stop in “Olmec codices burning”
• The soap-opera “All Thomas Jefferson’s black-children” in “C-span: HCR2”
• The social contracting of amusement in the “Suspension of disbelief” agreement
• The social-engineering-Hindoo of sacred-cow city
• The socially divisive race, class, sex, and sexual preference in anything
• The sodium hydrochloric acid of water salinity and hurricane prediction
• The source: Off the radar; The underworld-cuttlefish asynchronous-fog-system’s exchange-rate on radio-transmitter/receiver emissions and reflective-processes in object detection and location
• The source: The seahorse hollow-tip
• The South Fulton south-beach diet in “FGTV: Proquest?”
• The space, posture, touch, eye-contact, and fabric of line “I wondered how I was going to get my studio equipment back out of the pawnshop; the thought broke with a kiss on my neck.” in “That Rock”
• The specialized vocabulary in the neoconservative globalism jargon of the neo-hippie subculture
• The spit of vulgar urban graffiti notation in the type-face of Helvetia in the script “Times of new Rome”
• The sport of prison rape and the value assignment of unit scales
• The staled etymological onomatopoetic phonemes
• The stand, sit, kneel, fours, and lay of step, turn, jump, gesture, and pulse
• The standard call and response interference as modular-variable
• The statical values of signs, symbols, and markings and the switch and gradient based values of signals and gestures
• The static-directive sign, referentially iconic symbol, matter-less modulating signal, gestural movement, and linguistic and numeric valued marking
• The station-fan feedback line “Even in FM mode, the scrape-irritation of radio-static still consistently oscillates between 1/2 and 1/4^th the 107.9 song-volume” in “Hot 107.9”
• The station-fan feedback line “Signal-Static: My Panasonic RX-FS470 model home-stereo only receives the Hot 107.9 signal in ‘FM Stereo’ mode (not FM) from within my Buckhead-Atlanta home” in “Hot 107.9”
• The steady eye, face, tongue, and hand  of showmanship
• The stellar scatological mobile-phone footage of You-Tube in  “The king’s scribe: The economic stalls”
• The strike, hold, and flee as a trichotomous rule in game design
• The student-recordings of tenure-free-instruction in “The malpractice suttee-cases”
• The subgenres of proverb, riddle, metaphor, joke, wordplay, name-gaming, and nursery-rhyming in anthropological speech play
• The subjective values of ornateness and minimalism of showtime criticism
• The subjective-strike against median-record’s alternative-labels in “The king’s scribe: Jordan 23”
• The subtext of minstrelsy and the carnivalesque in contemporary notation
• The superimposition of bent-metal’s reflection and body-shadow’s silhouette on asphalt in photography: not you nude; you pasty-bikini-bitch
• The sure-shot redemption of Dres the black-sheep in “The source: Ali”
• The surface asymmetrical design of illusory randomness as directive signal encryption
• The sweet-Georgia-impeach and Flo-rida-sound-sleep of “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The switch-mechanism as categorical filter for language art, performance, and play units
• The symbol and digit sets in the notation of facts and rules in formula
• The synchronic interaction in multi-metaphor statements: Clutch a chick, score 2 points
• The synonymy of proverb and riddle, riddle and puzzle and metaphor, metaphor and figure of speech, figure and idiom, and idiom and proverb
• The system as a plane of scarce resources
• The system disintegration models of Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, and Arthur C. Clarke
• The systemic disintegration factor of nepotistic ineptitude in office sitcom
• The taxonomy of insectivorous plants, mestizos, and mulattoes in the Americas
• The tempo, vibrato, and ecstatic creta-mio-mal as lullaby in Donna Summer’s new album “Crayon: Mr. Music”
• The temptation, over-publicity, listed-value-difference, and overexposure as risk in concealed-matriarchate arranged-marriages of the 1920’s “The source: Sign-dual or jump-broom?” in  “GPB 8”
• The term “color-struck” as “intra-racial racism” in “N-CNN: Good hair: GH1”
• The term deception as magic, illusion, mimicry, trickery, lying, disinformation, misinformation, misdirection, fraud, double dealing, and subterfuge
• The test of controlled chaos as a model for system disintegration
• The thetan, auditor, engram, and anti-irrational-behavior of Scientology in “Tavis Smiley vs. Will Smith” in “GPB 8”
• The thought of being hanged for his own crimes hung over the hangman’s head  in “Dirt under my nails: Assassins”
• The Time Life tantric-sex DVD collection plus one bonus miscellaneous tantric disc
• The title “The surest sign a-bitch is Sanctified, and what-a-nigga to do if the-bitch-start holy-ghost-jumpin’ like a goddamn fool in chur--.” in “N-CNN: MOB vs. PBP”
• The tools that create tools that create devices that create devices that create structures that create structures that create tools
• The top-hat ring leader man in “The source”
• The topicality and adaptability in the speed and quality of item execution in extemporaneous speech
• The trade, organization, and disinformation of “Peter Daou’s panties on e-bay” in “C-span”
• The transcendental transportation and rite of passage of universities
• The transcription speed game “Illegible cursive vs. digitize-able and form-ready print”
• The transition from chaos to periodic in lieu the complex and fixed economies’ reform in “The king’s scribe”
• The transition from standardization to digitization in literacy
• The transparent hiddenness and “La dolce curricula vita” of “Clear seal: A guide for the stars”
• The transportation infrastructure, airport expansion, minimum wage community stadium maintenance, and zoning packages of “Observance of the auction”
• The trichotomous law of actions’ strike, stall, and flee in the rules, objectives, costs, gains, obstacles, and options
• The trichotomous rule with 3 age-based interactional possibilities in Zinacanteco joking strategies
• The Trinidadian Columbian-district lockdown of the Akon in “The source”
• The tropical cell, warm, weather, climate, meteorology, and the meteorological uses of radar
• The turpentine, caster & cod liver oils of folk remedies in “Black petri”
• The turpentine, caster and cod-liver oils of folk remedies
• The Tyler Perry Classic’s of “MaDea’s backyard clothesline”
• The type face she has is his name in small print tattoo swirls in, “That’s what, nigga”
• The typography of credit card signatures
• The ubiquitous transmittal recompense as intra-collegial vindication “Dolphin race: And, she scores!”
• The UC recreational-departments’ “special-events” student attrition rate as a 1/8^th semester
• The unauthorized & unofficial audio-video sales in “The asphalt demands”
• The unauthorized access incentives in programming programs
• The unbridled male-terror, subjective-relativity, and temporal-disorientation of asynchronous electronic-communication over the intimate relational-dynamics of concealed-matriarchate arranged-marriages in Negroids
• The undecided vs. apathetic in “C-span: Elizabethan-orchestra”
• The under-explored significance of flight acoustics in bee dance communication
• The underworld exilic award show honors Harry Belafonte and the Haitian-agronomist in “The Sabbath tour: Dorm-life; Lab accidents”
• The Underworld Exilic condolences to the West Drs. family for their double-funeral
• The underworld exilic: The seahorse-hollow-tip
• The Underworld Exilic’s Jamel Malik Shakir releases “Hyena: Cette vie-temps; Cette no substitutio pour toi” in “The king’s scribe: E1: Erykah Badu & Frenchie”
• The unexpected sacrifices in the ritualized joke
• The unidirectional segmented sequence as vector field
• The unit adaptation process in retrieving quality indirect answers for direct questions
• The unit extraction tools for comparative analysis of language units in different modes, spaces, times, and places
• The United Nations Human Rights Council vs. The Human Subjects Review Board in “The source: Dirt under my nails”
• The units over time charts of lobby security guard demo-tape stacks in “3 Capitol Record summer units”
• The universal and static meaning of “waterfront” as exclusive advantage
• The universal semantical units: aural-mirroring versus abstract association to root-units
• The universe in a living-element in “GPB 8: Macrocosm”
• The University of Houston Chancellor & Presidential banter of Renu Khator
• The unofficial units of X-clan, Cube, T, Easy E, DOC, Del, Hiero, Master Ace, Black Sheep, Black Moon, Das Efx, Pete & CL, King Sun, Souls of Mischief, Drew Down, and Quick
• The unwelcomed initiative of Shaka Zulu, Malcolm X, and 18 Rabbit in “No! Like this, General”
• The unwelcomed initiative of Shaka Zulu, Malcolm X, and 18 Rabbit in line “No! Like this, General.” of “N-CNN”
• The US Co-Ed. resort-prison of “Our new penitentiary doctoral program”
• The US decadal war strategy’s impact on university curriculum
• The US perpetual decadal war strategy in “Count off counting us in”
• The US pornography agency’s health insurance contractual switch in “But all Hepatitis C cast aside”
• The US President George Washington’s role as a slave-sexing offspring-papa in “Dark cherries”
• The US slave romanticism of Africa in “A funny thing happened on my way to Liberia”
• The US theatrical, cinematic, and literary items as fluffy confections for the world stage
• The use of semantic differential, Stapel scale, Likert scale, Thurstone differential scale, and direct rating scales in linguistic tests
• The utopistic utilitarian’s daymare in “Why are there feathers in my whiteout?”
• The Val’s double hierarchy: The sustainer, belongers, emulators, and achievers, versus the survivors, I-am-me’s, experientialists, and societally conscious
• The validity and reliability of reciprocal directness
• The van full of Pakistani-hostages in “The source: Y’all so stupid”
• The variable, conflict, and negotiation of line “I was like, ‘I really don’t know how to respectfully greet a bitch from Detroit.’ I honestly couldn’t tell if her purse-strap was for me or the nigga her eyes cut to.” in “Shakir 08”
• The veloce of opportunistic persuasion: The homeless that sell glass-bottle shanks
• The velour interior-design of art-school classrooms
• The verbal cite references’ author, title, publication date as reliability and validity
• The vertical increase vector marking formalism, redundancy, and invariance in multiple horizontal language categories
• The vile excretion in scatological and morbid humor
• The Vince Hanye 530 record label in “The source”
• The Ving Rhames, Don Cheadle, and John Singleton rosewood-ceiling of “The source”
• The visa related tour cancelations of slave-ship states’ Snoop and Shakir in “Animal fatherhoods: UK tour visas withheld”
• The voluntary-reclusion of freed-Mumia in “The brown recluse spider”
• The voodoo economics of “Just say dope to thugs”
• The warlord entropy of modular-honor system in “Outkast unit: The BET clique”
• The water, lightening, and element of “The source: Flagellum-mutations; Cabbits”
• The weak punctuation-preferences and weak rote-formulae of the career orientated GED, JC, UNIV IND STDY BA-PhD sequenced student in “Political obstacles ahead: Less traveled for a reason”
• The weathered binomial nomenclature of Weatherford Texas, William Weatherford, Joe Weatherly, and weathermen
• The website registration laws of US History involving bulk-email-removal software
• The west buffer marks of indie-film stage angles in “Father Archie’s stroke: When god is love: FAS1”
• The what-password, who-1st, and whole-crawl of “The source; The BET 2008 Awards”
• The William “Dolla’-Bill” Edwards of  the Greenbrier-mall patch-strip in “FGTV”
• The Windows Media Newsgroups: This shit ain’t Bill-&-Malinda-Gates’-Scholarship-easy no-mo, homies – Failed-Ché
• The Windows Media Player line [1]: Windows Media Player failed to burn all the files to the CD. Select a slower recording speed, and then try again: Solution = Tools/Options/Burn/ (Change to) Slow: (A reload-stall)
• The Windows Media Player line [2]: WAV-file to Audio-CD (for car-stereo) [A]: It is not possible to determine if this file can fit on a disc because Windows Media Player cannot detect the length of the file. Playing the file before burning may enable the Player to detect the file length
• The Windows Media Player line [3]: WAV-file to Audio-CD (for car-stereo) [B]: It is not possible to burn this list of files because all of the files have errors or are missing burn rights. To learn more about the problems, click the icon next to each file in the burn list
• The Windows Media Player line [4]: Please insert a blank disc in CD Drive (D:). Once Windows Media Player detects the new disc, it will automatically start burning
• The Windows Media Player line [5]: The Music CD Playback format(s) include files with .cda extensions
• The Windows Media Player line [6]: I used the Player to burn a CD but it won't play in my home (or car) stereo's CD player. What's wrong?
• The Windows Media Player line [7]: Solution: Burn an extra audio CD for car-stereo the same way—the first was just a bad-CD 
• V. N-CNN & N-SPAN2: Database Instructions:
• W. The Microsoft Word Instructions: [If you are currently in Microsoft Word then open Excel]: (1) “Select All” then drag & drop all Word content into Excel’s column “A”. (2) From Excel menu click Data / Filter / AutoFilter (make sure AutoFilter is checked). (3) Click on the down-arrow icon in the new AutoFilter cell at the top of column “A”. (4) Click on "(Custom…)". (5) Change "Equals" to "Contains" in the top left field and enter a good search-engine keyword in the top right field. (6) Presto! Everything in the N-CNN & N-SPAN2 database with your keyword is displayed in the filtered column “A”. (Click Format / Cells / Wrap Text for a better “A” column view). Enjoy. ■ 
• X. The Microsoft Excel Instructions: [If you are currently in Excel]: (1) Click on the down-arrow icon in this cell. (2) Click on "(Custom…)". (3) Change "Equals" to "Contains" in the top left field and enter a good search-engine keyword in the top right field. (4) Presto! Everything in the N-CNN & N-SPAN2 database with your keyword has been filtered and is displayed below. (Click Format / Cells / Wrap Text for a better “A” column view). Enjoy. ■
• Y. The Microsoft Outlook Instructions: Just import all lines into Outlook as “Task” items. Outlook is already ready to filter-search individual Task items. Enjoy. ■
• Z. The Microsoft Access Instructions: Just import all lines into Access. If you are using Access then you already know what to do next better than I can tell you. Enjoy. ■