Admit it, you've been
breathless with anticipation, lying awake at night,
finding it hard to concentrate....wondering....just how is
Jaliqua gettin' by?
Well...at first it was a bit difficult for her. She was
lonely and bored.
Very lonely. Very bored. She skipped work a few times but
eventually got into a routine, started saving her money,
getting more rest and finally....believe it or not...making
friends...well, at least......she was on the make....
She got pretty good about getting herself to the bathroom!
I'm not sure what prompted this, but I'm all for it.
Oh..she still has her share of accidents...
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She started getting a little sloppy, I'm chalking
it up to depression, as she was the one with the
highest "neatness" factor.... |
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mean..check out her toilet.
Well.....guess we gotta cut her some slack as she
just started to actually get good at USING it. |
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Sometimes it did
involve running, but she made it! |
She
started buying herself some things...some quite nice
things actually, I mean...lets take a look at the house
before Moshelle and Emilisha passed.

Now Jaliqua's new place....

Nice eh??
Got herself a tub too.....
She was quite lonely though, so I intervened and had her
start calling and calling folks....hounding them to come
buy...and then laying it on thick....first I managed to
get Bella Goth to come over.
Things started out pleasantly enough (though I am having
a HELL of a time keeping J's energy level up and she has
a tendency to fall asleep on people and they just wander
on home)....
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Here she's
fallen asleep with her head on a dresser.
I've tried everything, but the amount of sleep
she requires is making her social life difficult...I've
tried the coffee pot..but...well...we gotta watch
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Anyway, as I said..it was going well, she was serving
Bella dinner and then, of course...being a Bodiffi....
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BUT.....I
had thought ahead and had her buy a smoke alarm...so
the fire dept. came quickly and the toaster oven
survived.
Bella seemed pretty unphased and I was glad to
see that.
Jaliqua needed some friends...she spent waaaay
too much time sitting around boo-hooing too
"depressed", she claimed, to get a
different job, or paint....or do anything other
than sleep.
So...things were going swimmingly until....
(cue spooky music.....) |
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That's
right...the bitch came back.
Which bitch???
Check out the outfit.
That's Moshelle.
Out of the blue she just rose up from her grave (
I did eventually move the urns OFF the kitchen
floor and out into the yard, yes, I'm not THAT
bad)....and it quickly became apparent WHY.....the
bitch was jealous.
She walked into the kitchen, sneaked up behind
Jaliqua and did the "scare" she was so
popular for in life.....then...a fist fight
ensued.
Bella hasn't been back. |
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Moshelle's
ghost came back another night....while Jaliqua
was asleep. Nothing much happened, Jaliqua just
had a little thought bubble above her head with
Moshelle's face in it.
Emilisha came back once. I have a slow computer
and a difficult time maneuvering...so when I
heard the spooky music I clicked to get a better
view, but this thing's too slow and all I caught
was the top half of her, wearing that pink dress...(as
you might have guessed, I have nothing to do with
these "ghosts"..they just showed up).
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was robbed more than once, and callling the cops
did nothing, they showed up too late each time.
So after she started acquiring some nicer stuff...I
bought her a burglar alarm and the next burglary
ended differently. |
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She
even got a 1,000 reward...heh...
See those flowers there on the floor by the
fridge????
Well..those were a gift...
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She
started workin' Mortimer hard...
Fuck Bella...she's really just far too hard to
win over and Jaliqua's a gal with needs, ya know.
I had her in formal clothes when he came over cuz
he just seems like the sheesheepoopoo type...
So I worked them up to this, and I must say, it
took a while.....a lot of flirting and hugging
and Mortimer running off to shit in the bathroom.... |
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But
he finally showed up with flowers.
(Then promptly turned his back...not sure what's
up with him...I personally don't like him much
but.....Jaliqua's gotta do what a ho's gotta do)......
Finally...success...the message that Jaliqua had
made a "new family friend"...so....it
was on to conquer the other hapless males in the
neighborhood.
She moved on next to....
Dirty Dinguhs McGee..... |
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He
is another of my creations.
A little joke on Dennis, whose screename IS
Dinguhs. Dinguhs has a really awful lookin' house
(think lava lamps and mismatched carpets) and is
a bit...scruffy....but very, very nice.
They hit it off IMMEDIATELY and this box of candy
was offered on the second date.
(Though he was the one who kept
wandering into the kitchen to have a piece all
evening.....that's Dinguhs, belive me)
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when I last left Jaliqua, she was workin' the two
of them, it took her much less time to get Dirty
Dinguhs McGee as a "family friends"
than it did Mortimer Goth...we'll just have to
see how it goes from there...... |

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BUT...when
Nick was playing....she showed up at his
character's house....so we'll see how THAT goes....
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Jaliqua does
have a few shortcomings yet.....her inability to
get to a damned phone when it's rining is just
one of them. So...I bought her four...there's one
in each room, even the bathroom. Now it seems it
only rings when she's not home....
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receiving strange phone calls though... |

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So for now...all
is going..well...better for Jaliqua.
She's still a bit odd.....but she is doing things
like taking it upon herself to actually read a
book, albeit in a fancy dress, at the kitchen
table....
(That's Dinguhs' last batch of candy...he brings
some ever time.....it's lookin' like it might be
LUV)
Still waiting to see what to make of those odd
phne calls "They're coming soon" and
"I wouldn't answer the door".....
We'll just have to see.
Oh..she did get a promotion from Daredevil to
Bungee Jump Instructor...so were' gonna work a
little on the physique and see where we can get
her from there....
Stay tuned.....
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