Issue One: April 1 (Now Available!)
Issue Two: June 1
ON LIFE
BRIDGE
If all your friends
Jumped off a bridge
…
Then you must be really annoying.
CLASS
The tallest people
With the biggest hair
…
Always sit in the front row.
OPRAH
Every talk show
On anorexia and bulimia
…
Features a commercial break from SlimFast.
FAT ALBERT
Who wants advice
On the health risks of smoking
…
From a 500 lb. twelve-year-old?