jak17

All Good Things...

Well, it's not even three weeks into my subscription time, and I have decided to quit once again. I've grown tired of the scripters and the speedhackers in the game that have ruined the game for everybody else. Hell, I don't care if you script magery or tactics or anything like that but when you gate four young players with names like "Placer" to an IDOC and they all hide right next to it, it's pretty obvious that you are about to script-place a house.

Since I've been back I've been to about ten IDOCs and at least five of those ten fell and were replaced with a plot so fast that the walls of the old house hadn't even disappeared yet. Not to mention all of the speedhacking artifags in Felucca make it almost impossible to PvP without cheating. And of course, on top of THAT, the reveal changes make it almost impossible to walk around invisible without getting revealed by an EQ spell, somebody standing there AFK, or hell even a freaking slime.

All in all, the point of my rant is this: UO has gone to shit. I don't give a shit about fucking Minotaur Artifacts or 5000 new ways to chop logs down or any kind of flower-sniffing crap like that. Three weeks after I started over again with NOTHING, I had accumulated over 20 million gold total. That should not be possible in the first place. I refuse to purchase artifacts with that gold because even if I was completely decked out with artifacts, I will still be beaten by the speedhackers and the other rampant cheaters that ruin this game for everybody else. So I'm done. Ultima Online is no longer fun for me, and so I quit. I shouldn't have returned in the first place from my two year absence. So here you go, I present to you my final episodes, and the final episodes to be posted on this website. To all those who knew me, farewell and good luck, and to all those who don't know me, well, I don't give a shit about you anyway. :)

After getting scripted out of the last large IDOC we did, I gave up and decided to give Bam and Drek an IDOC myself.

At this point, I just didn't care what I did anymore. I wanted to say fuck you to all of UO. You know what this means? Gates to instant death, of course!

Around this point, someone gates to Fel and three people walk in. I decide, hey, fuck it, and kill Blaze Lorer. Mac attacks Skys, and then Skys dies but her hiyru kills Mac. So I'm just sitting there, and three people just died in front of me! So of course I loot them.

People got mad because I didn't give them any gold.

Finally, I get revealed and ganked by not one, not two, but THREE artifags!

Five minutes later...

I went AFK, took a shower, ate some breakfast, checked the mail, went to work and came home and finally saw this:

Figures I'd loot some really good stuff the hour I decide to quit.. Grr. Back in Brit, I am getting increasingly more desperate to get banned.

I decide to gate everyone to my fallen house, of which there's hardly anything left because my guildmates had looted it all already. Nevertheless, my house quickly becomes a warzone and I end up going red. Then, of course, the artifags show up.

Took you long enough eh? Anyway, since I was red now, I logged onto my other character and continued my efforts to get banned. Head on over to Part Two of the episode!