People finally realize I am trying to get banned, and of course try to get everything they can out of me before I leave.
NO
Ahem. Continuing right along..
I decide to create a game, and see how many poor fools are actually going to believe me. The game finally ended in Tokuno, after I had ran all the way from Britain, through Compassion, through Ice Dungeon, and through Fel Yew with people still following me. In the end, I gave the winner one million free hugs. :)
At this point, I'm going through desperate measures to try to get banned.
I decide to inform Draziw of the many ways people cheat to play this game.
REEEEE He asked me for my stuff! Just as I was about to curse him out.....
What the fuck? GMs don't even show up anymore! Another good reason for me to quit.
I decide to hide runes pointing to my website everywhere in the jail cell.
NOOOO! I can't even curse him out! I came all this way, and I can't even do what I came for :'(
At last! My opportunity has come!
And thus, the legendary tale of Jakaro, Stealth Ninja, has finally come to an end. I would like to thank everybody who has supported me and Bam throughout the years we've played, everybody who we've deathgated with, and of course, everybody we've deathgated, because without you guys, we wouldn't have any loot ^^ Ultima Online just isn't the same anymore. You used to be able to do whatever the hell you wanted on this game- now, I can't even loot someone else's monster corpse in Felucca until it turns grey. The game is a fraction of what it used to be- and frankly, it isn't worth $13 bucks a month anymore. I hope everybody enjoyed my episodes and got a laugh out of them. If you haven't already, head on over to the Guestbook and leave a message for us. Good luck in life, and always remember- If you ever think you're safe, you're not. One of us is lurking in the shadows.

-Jakaro of the Shadow Syndicate [ICU]
...Must Come To An End
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