My little brother Jeremy convinced my dad to buy him a 2-way radio from Wal-Mart. My cousins Gerald and Shawn bought two of them too. Micah had a two way radio also. Well, this is going to be dumb but it is the truth. Gerald, Shawn, Jeremy, Micah, and I have been friends since well, for a quite a long time. Lets say that they knew each other when they were diapers. So even though I'm 21, Micah is 19, Gerald is 17, Jeremy and Shawn 16, we still have sleep overs at Gerald and Shawn's house.
July 29, 2003
Jeremy, Micah, Shawn, and I were throwing the baseball around at the nearby football at Tse Bit Ai Junior High. After we were through playing, Shawn predictably asks Micah, Jeremy, and I to spend the night at his house. We had the problem of going back home. So Jeremy and I went back home and after gathering our things, our dad dropped us off at Gerald's house. Micah went back home in his Camaro and came back later.
I had brought a sound tape recorder with me and we came up with the idea to record the conversations over the two-way.
Excerpts:
Hard Core Harry: "This is hard core harry saying..look out for that ass young'in"
Harrd Core Harry: "Hey before you go, let's get a huggin'...[response from unknown "Sure why not?"]
The Ladies Man: "Well you sound like a gay trucker there, but uhhh, but I can't wait to turn 69, cause you know you get poked in the eye.."
The Ladies Man: "you like anything long?..nevermind.."
Hard Core Harry: "Just say it Micah!"
The Ladies Man: "do you like anything long...do you like anything long?...do you like it long and hard?...do you like it long and hard?...[laughter]...hello?...what time do you usually crash out?...10-4...so we can have ten minutes of radio sex...c'mon i need a good night story..ok then.."
Horny Hank: "I'm down at the weigh station this is Horny Hank!"
The Ladies Man: "I don't know who the hell horny hank is.."
The Ladies Man: "This is hanky panky here.."
"You scared her off!"
The Ladies Man: "Hello..what did you do today?...how old are you?...well, me?...old enough for uhhh...abuse? 10-4...so you're old enough?"
The Ladies Man: "So what do you like to do on your spare time?"
Hard Core Harry: "Get your diploma or your degree!"
The Ladies Man: "10-4..aren't you going to ask me any questions?"
"Whats your favorite color?...10-4...do you like that in your underwear color?..."
"I'm wearing those bikini briefs that you see at Wal-Mart...[ewwwwwww]...."
"I like wearing the black ones because you don't see the skid rows..[laughter]"
"Did you copy that?..10-9?...[laughter]...its that the underwear doesn't get clean...i try to wipe it every now and then, you know, but after working outside in the hot heat my ass starts sweating...[laughter]..and after that i try to hold in my pee cause i'm on the road for a long time and it actually drips out...i'd like to wear the white ones but uhhh but i don't like to see them when i wear them..["Yellow front!"]...they call me yellow front after that."