THE DAY AFTER


( Jha’Meia, D’Brah and Shi’Iana are watching morning cartoons. There is a strange feel of palpable smugness in the air… more noticeable when Sephiroth comes down the stairs )

Jha’Meia : Lookie. He’s down.

Shi’Iana : Morning, Sephiroth.

D’Brah : How’d your date with Aeris go?

Sephiroth : ( mutters something )

Jha’Meia : Come on, don’t be shy…

Aeris : ( comes into room ) Good morning!

D’Brah : Good morning Aeris!

Aeris : ( turning to Sephiroth ) Good morning Sephiroth.

Sephiroth : ( still mumbling ) Morn’ng. ( heads for kitchen )

Jha’Meia : So… Aeris… how’d it go?

Aeris : What?

Shi’Iana : Your date.

Aeris : Quite well, quite well.

Jha’Meia : (murmuring to Shi’Iana ) Novel answer. Never heard of a more original response. ( In louder tone ) By the by, we were discussing a New Year party, Aeris. Any particular people you want to invite? Cloud and Tifa? Or are they still on their honeymoon?

D’Brah : Come on, FF VII came out two years ago. Whoever heard of a honeymoon lasting two years?

Shi’Iana : Hey, there are some love stories where the honeymoon … ‘lasts a lifetime’.

Laguna : (walking in ) Good morning. I heard something about a New Year do?

Jha’Meia : Anyone from FF VIII you wanna invite?

Laguna : Squall? And ask him to bring along Rinoa?

Jha’Meia : Okay. ( takes out piece of paper and writes names ) The Leonhearts and the Strifes. And?

Laguna : Why don’t you ask Vincent?

Jha’Meia : Okay. ( writes on piece of paper ) Lucrecia. Anyone else?

Shi’Iana : Mell’Esia?

Jha’Meia : As sick as she is of FF VII?

D’Brah : M’Ream?

Jha’Meia : We’ll get along to the real people later. Let’s take care of the fiction characters first.

Vincent : (walking in ) Good morning.

D’Brah : Hi Vincent. We’re going to invite-

Shi’Iana : ( Nudges D’Brah ) Sshhh.

D’Brah : - Some people to our New Year’s party.

Sephiroth : ( clears throat very very loudly )

Jha’Meia : Sephiroth! Anyone you want to invite to the New Year party?

Aeris : ( going into kitchen ) Seph, what’s wrong?

Jha’Meia : ( muttering to D’Brah and Shi’Iana ) I hope you didn’t forget to put up the -

Sephiroth : Who put up those pictures of us on the fridge door?

D’Brah : Don’t worry. We did.

Shi’Iana : Gee… how long is he gonna stare at those pictures?

Sephiroth : ( pulls out masamune ) Oh-kay. ( turns around ) WHO PUT UP THOSE PICTURES ?

Jha’Meia : ( very cheerfully ) We did.

( LOUD CRASH )

( Jha’Meia, Shi’Iana and D’Brah run out of the window )

Jha’Meia : GO GO GO!! LAGUNA! VINCENT! HOLD HIM BACK!!! HOLD HIM BACK HOLD HIM BACK!!!

Aeris : Sephiroth, put the sword down. They didn’t do anything all that bad.

( Laguna and Vincent are doing their best to restrain Sephiroth by the arms )

Laguna : ( effort wearing him down ) We need another person here… IR-VINE!!

Irvine : Yes?

Laguna : Help us hold this one back!!!

Irvine : Okay. Why?

Aeris : ( takes masamune from Sephiroth and sets it aside. ) No harm done, Seph. What would you like for breakfast?

( ELSEWHERE )
( Jha’Meia, D’Brah and Shi’Iana leap behind a bush )

Shi’Iana : ( panting ) Is he close?

D’Brah : ( peeking over bush ) Aeris just took his sword away.

Jha’Meia : Good god, the effect she has on him is worse than I thought.

Shi’Iana : Well, what do you expect? She… she...

D’Brah : She…?

Shi’Iana : ( sighs ) I don’t know. She’s doing something to him!!

Jha’Meia : Is that bad?

Shi’Iana : Did anyone give her manipulate materia or something?

D’Brah : Why would she need manipulate materia?? All she probably needs to do is… smile… and then bat her eyelashes and then…

Jha’Meia : Remind him that he killed her once so he should feel guilty…

Shi’Iana, D’Brah, Jha’Meia : HEH HEH HEH!!

Jha’Meia : Okay, okay, okay, who else?

D’Brah : Who else what?

Shi’Iana : Oh! The New Year do. The Turks!

Jha’Meia : I’m throwing in Rufus.

D’Brah : But… Rufus?!

Jha’Meia : He’s a well-dressed man. Just for deco, you know.

D’Brah : That sounds logical.

Jha’Meia : It is. Heh heh.

Shi’Iana : I hope you haven’t got Irvine on your list.

Jha’Meia : Irvine and Seifer.

Shi’Iana : Seifer?? Why are you inviting him??

D’Brah : Call along Quistis?

Jha’Meia : Yeah, sure.

D’Brah : And Selphie.

Jha’Meia : Why her??

Shi’Iana : Can you imagine any of those girls dancing with Seifer??

Jha’Meia : Can you imagine any of those girls dancing with Reno? Or Rude? Or Rufus? Or Tseng?

D’Brah : I can imagine Aeris dancing with Tseng!

Jha’Meia : Aeris…?

Shi’Iana : So who’s gonna dance with Reno?? Yuffie??
 

Jha’Meia : Capital idea! Yuffie. ( Writes on paper. )

Shi’Iana : So who’s gonna dance with Elena?

Jha’Meia : Seifer?

Shi’Iana : What??

Jha’Meia : You heard me.

D’Brah : But Elena’s one with the crush on Tseng.

Jha’Meia : So?

Shi’Iana : ( grabs paper from Jha’Meia ) Okay. ( Scribbles ) This is who we’re gonna invite.

D’Brah : Tifa, Cloud, Squall, Rinoa, Yuffie, the Turks and Rufus - yeeeugh - and Reeve.

Jha’Meia : Reeve?

Shi’Iana : He’s a nice guy!

Jha’Meia : Well…

Shi’Iana : And we musn’t forget who to invite for Vincent’s peace of mind.

Jha’Meia : This is gonna be one heck of a New Year Party… But I’m still having Seifer along.

Shi’Iana : ( sighs )



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