D’Brah : Laguna! What’re you doing?

Laguna #1 : Packing.

D’Brah : Wh-what?

Laguna #2 : There’s not enough space in this house anymore for the two of me.

D’Brah : So where are you going?

Laguna #1 : Who knows? I’ve got some room on the moon, and Elone’s got a new house.

D’Brah : You’re going to stay with Elone? But…

Laguna #2 : Hey, look. Ever since the beginning, I haven’t got a date, or had any good parts. What am I, some underpaid worker?

D’Brah : Well… you could’ve talked to Jha’Meia about it.

Laguna #1 : Hmmm… sounds interesting. And she’s probably do something rather unkind.

D’Brah : Shi’Iana’s the unkind one. She’s the one pestering to be mean to everyone. But At least Jha’Meia’d try to make everyone happy. Think about it? And don’t go?

Laguna #2 : Hmph. ( turns to Laguna #1 ) I still think moving out is best.

Laguna #1 : It’s always good to give someone a second chance.

Laguna #2 : Heck, I didn’t get a second chance.

Laguna #1 : Well, I’m getting one now.

Laguna #2 : Aren’t I just wondering how much more fun it’ll be staying with Elone? Definitely more sane than watching these people.

Laguna #1 : But they’re so fun.

Laguna #2 : So was the moon.

Laguna #1 : This is pointless.

Laguna #2 : No, it isn’t.

Laguna #1 : No, I mean this arguing with myself.

Laguna #2 : What am I saying? I always argue with myself!

Laguna #1 : Not like this!

Laguna #2 : ( turning to D’Brah ) See?? Jha’Meia DID do something mean to me!

D’Brah : I rather thought it was fun myself.

Laguna #2 : ( mumbles something )

D’Brah : Maybe Jha’Meia could get you dates tonight… to get you to think this over before deciding to leave? I’m sure the Misus are free tonight.

Laguna #1 : They’re not.

Laguna #2 : How did I know that?

Laguna #1 : Because I passed by their room and overheard them on the phone. They’re going to the Gold Saucer with Barret and Cait Sith.

Laguna #2 : Isn’t Cait Sith that cat?

Laguna #1 : Uh-huh.

Laguna #2 : What do they see in that cat??

Laguna #1 : I dunno.

Laguna #2 : So who’d Jha’Meia match me up with then? Come to think of it, she’s never done any speculation with me.

Laguna #1 : How about Aeris?

Laguna #2 : She’s done a heck of a lot of speculation with Aeris.

Laguna #1 : Too bad Aeris’ gone to Costa Del Sol with Zell.

Laguna #2 : Maybe I could get a date with Tifa. I met her at the New Year Party and she was pretty interesting.

Laguna #1 : Too bad she’s married.

Laguna #2 : Hot damn.

D’Brah : Jha’Meia could probably think up something for you guys.

Laguna #1 : Yeah… like what?

D’Brah : I dunno. Julia and Raine?

Laguna #2 : The past is past. Who knows one day she’d have me killed off.

D’Brah : Then who else is there?

Laguna #1 : Ummm…. You and Shi’Iana and Jha’Meia.

D’Brah : Jha’Meia’d never go on a date with you.

Laguna #2 : Whyever not?

D’Brah : You’re not her favourite character.

Laguna #2 : Why not?

D’Brah : I don’t know.

Laguna #2 : Okay, how about you and Shi’Iana go on a date with me then?

D’Brah : Are you nuts? Then who’s going to help Jha’Meia around the ramble house?

Laguna #1 : You always say that she’d think of something. Get her to think of something now, then.

D’Brah : ( sighs ) I’ll try.

( D’Brah goes to look for Jha’Meia. Jha’Meia is trying to fix the TV. )
(Zzzettttt!!)

Jha’Meia : AAACK!

D’Brah : Oh, Jha’Meia!

Jha’Meia : Yes?

Tv : Zzzettt!

Jha’Meia : AACCK!

D’Brah : Can you handle the house yourself tonight?

Jha’Meia : I handle the bloody house myself all the time. Why?

D’Brah : Well, you see, Laguna wants to move out.

Jha’Meia : Oh, joy. You’re pulling my leg, of course.

D’Brah : No. Really. He does.

Jha’Meia : Which one?

D’Brah : Both.

Jha’Meia : ( lets out low whistle ) And? What’s that gotta do with my handling the house myself? You helping him move out?

D’Brah : No, to change his mind Shi’Iana and I are going out with him.

Jha’Meia : ( lets out slightly louder whistle ) Neat trick. Seriously?

D’Brah : No, seriously.

Jha’Meia : Shi’Iana know ‘bout this?

D’Brah : Errrmmm… not yet.

Jha’Meia : She’d freak out or something?

D’Brah : Come to think of it, how come she’s not in this ramble?

Jha’Meia : She’s gone to feed the friggin’ dog.

D’Brah : Freckles is here?

Jha’Meia : I got an idea! Yes, you can go out with Laguna and Shi’Iana. I’ll be right fine here by myself. Ngee hee hee.

D’Brah : Um… okay. ( leaves )

Jha’Meia : ( dials phone number ) Hey Jac’kee? How’s setting Shi’Iana’s dog on fire tonight sound to you? Yeah. Roast dog alá King. Couldja kindly call Mell’Esia along? No? Yeah? All right… We’re going to have fun tonight, ya know? Yeah… yeah… uh-huh. No… no way! Yeah… I’m sure I could think up something like that! Uh-huh… oh my! No kiddin’?? Holy cow! Uh-huh….