| This baffling, but informative note about spoons has been on my site for quite a while. And while I understand how clever and astute my site visitors are, I don't believe even they could figure out why I have bothered to inform you about the existance of spoons. Well, heres why - Helen Hawkes (aka Red Goddess) has for some time now been spreading the word that spoons do not exist. Naturally | was outraged by this - and made quick to tell the world otherwise. But a fact without support is nothing and so I now feel it my duty to expand on why spoons exist and so end this madness. As the new Matrix film is apon us (the source of this argument *There is no spoon*) I thought to breath new life into my call, and see if the Red Strumpet answers "THERE ARE SPOONS, THERE EXISTENCE IS PLAIN TO SEE!" Argument for Why Spoons DO exist Argument for Why Spoons DON'T exist Back Home |