Why Spoons DON'T Exisit
1. What were straws invented for, if only to slurp up the silly food that is too runny for knives and forks? If you argue that spoons exist, then the straw will feel left out and useless and who wants that on their conscience? And if the soup is too thick, then make a sandwich out of it with two pieces of bread. Also, ice-cream cones; for eating ice-cream out of.
2. Anybody who regularly uses a spoon in the preparation of food is obviously delusional and should be sectioned immediately. Seeing spoons is the onset of a serious disease and needs to be stopped before it can spread to the rest of the world.
3. Sporks are obviously just there to confuse the innocent and get people started on the road to insanity. No, if you cut a spork in half you are not left with a fork and a spoon, you are left with two halves of a spork.
4. Why write a movie with the line 'there is no spoon' unless it is the truth? I believe in you Keanu.
5. I am a highly intelligent girl and I think Iwould know if spoons exisited or not, thank you very much
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