And before you start, I know this completely disregards any reality that DBZ may have been created in. I know the manga existed before the anime but it suits my purposes to have Toriyama-san and a Director discussing the story before it's actually created.
Attendant #2: "Number Four. Call for the Forth Audition - Name Buu."
[A whole batch of attendants and henchmen walked in with Buu.]
Babidi: "That's Majin Buu. *I* control him!"
Attendant #2: "Yes Bibidi!"
Babidi: "*I'm BA*BIDI! *Bi*bidi was my father!"
Attendant #2 (with sweat drop): "Yes! Number Four. Call for the Forth Audition - Name Majin Buu, controlled by Babidi!"
Babidi: "Took you long enough to get it right."
Attendant #2 (marking them off on his checklist and muttering): "God dammit, never can keep them straight... Babidi, Bibidi, they're worst than Goku, Gohan and Goten!"
Attendant #1 (looking directly at an enraged Babidi): "A reminder to you Babidi, if you kill any cast or crew members now, your application to be a DBZ Bad Guy is automatically null and void."
[Babidi glared at both Attendant #1 and #2 but swallowed the words to order Buu to destroy them both.]
Director: "Okay, we've got a couple of questions for you."
Toriyama: "First of all, assuming you're selected, what are your goals as a DBZ Bad Guy?"
Babidi: "Initially it's to recurrect Buu but that's all to avenge my Fathers death."
[The Director nodded.]
Toriyama: "Anything else?"
Babidi: "After that, it would be good to control the universe."
Director: "Buu? What are your goals?"
Babidi: "His goals are my goals. He does not have independant thought!"
Toriyama (coughing in a 'if you don't shut up, I'll reject you manner): "We were asking Buu."
Buu: "Hmm, eat candy, get rid of Babidi, have a good fight, destroy universe. I think that covers it."
[The cast was looking slightly horrified. Toriyama nodded approvingly.]
Toriyama (to self): "I think I can work with that." [To Buu.] "Can you transform?"
Buu (nodding): I have several transformations and if I adsorb powerful fighters I can take on their attributes."
Toriyama: What about the rest of this group?
Babidi: "They're mine. They serve my purposes until I can resurrect Buu."
Tenshinhan: "They would liven things up a bit."
[Toriyama nods and turns to the Director.]
Toriyama: "Well?"
Director: "They'll do, if they can pass the final test. Attendant!"
Attendant #3: "Yes sir! Checking now sir!"
[The attendant passed their scouter over the group. It began bleeping frantically and numbers could be seen flashing all over the screen. It gave a final bleep before it exploded in a shower of sparks and broken glass, despite the fact that it contained no explosive parts and the best that should be expected was a complete overloading of the program and system shut down.]
[The cast and Toriyama looked impressed.]
Attendant #3: "Ouch!"
Director: "I'm not concerned about your pain! What was the reading?"
Attendant #3: "The scouter shorted out at something in excess of 200 million."
[Most of the cast shrank back with horrified and disbelieving expressions. Toriyama just nodded.]
Toriyama: "You realise with a power level like that, you'll have to wait until the end of the series?"
Buu: "That just makes the fight better!"
Goku: "Yosha! That means we're getting a power up! Woohoo!"
[Piccolo's expression changed into an evil grin.]
Piccolo (to self): "I'm safe, because without me the Dragon Balls won't exist and where would that leave a series called 'Dragon Ball Z.' So I'll be getting a power up as well and that means, I can do even more damage!"
[Toriyama heard Piccolo's comment and sniggered to himself.]
Director (to Toriyama): "They'll be okay. Do you agree?"
Toriyama: "He's not perfect but he's acceptable."
Babidi: "Not perfect! How in anyway am I not perfect?"
Piccolo: "Ahou."
Toriyama: "Buu is not perfect. He lacks a tail but I guess that head tentacle makes up for it."
Director: "Welcome aboard, you've been selected as a DBZ Bad Guy. Please mingle with the cast and get to know them."
Kuririn: "Chotto matte!" [Points at Buu.] "*He's* going to be a Bad Guy?"
Toriyama: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Bulma: "He's PINK! That is so feminine. Isn't a Bad Guy supposed to be buff and manly? It's going to be so bad for our reputations if we let him be a Bad Guy."
Yamcha: "And his goals! Eat candy? And he's so fat! We'll be the laughing stock of anime!"
Toriyama: "He's going to be a Bad Guy and that's final!" (To self) "Those two are too sure of themselves. I need to give them some difficulties."
Bulma, Yamcha, Kuririn: "But..."
Toriyama: "FINAL. Or I will write you all out."
Yamcha (muttering): "I practically am written out already..."
Director: "Next."
Attendant #2: "Number Five. Call for the Fifth Audition - Name Creator."
[An old man dressed in black hobbled in accompanied by the laughs of the cast.]
Pu'ar, Oolong: "Him! A Bad Guy. He wouldn't survive the first punch!"
Creator (with a knowing grin): "Oh, I assure you I would."
Toriyama (nodding to himself): "An enemy that isn't obvious has got possibilities."
Director: "Care to give us a demonstation?"
Creator: "Certainly."
[Their body glowed briefly and standing in the old mans place was a younger but still mature woman with waist length black hair, white skin and black eyes. She too was dressed in black.]
Oolong, Muten Roshi: "Hubba, hubba baby! You can be a Bad Girl in my books any day!"
Creator (voice now feminine but still cold): "Gorgeous, Sick! Attend me!"
[Two young men appeared. One had long purple hair and was wearing a white over cloak. The other had shorter shoulder length black hair and was dressed in black.]
Gorgeous, Sick: "Creator."
Creator: "Gorgeous, call forth your Undeader to give these people a demonstration of our power."
Gorgeous: "My beauty is only for you. Only beautiful people deserve to exist in this world and my beauty shall destroy all others. Undeader come forth."
[The purple haired man brought his hands forward and great circle of light appeared. It was etched with complex designs and from it a relatively small, spindly, bone colored mecha appeared. It shot out white tendrils which quickly enveloped the man before drawing him inside the mecha.]
[Toriyama was shaking his head sadly, while Piccolo was exchanging a worried glance with Kami-sama. From the way Sick and Gorgeous were acting something was wrong here.]
Toriyama (sadly): If you are going to fight with mecha, then that has already been covered by Red Ribon. And while it is an unusual design, you're going to have to come up with something else."
Creator (switching between male and female forms): "Red Ribon's mecha were just machines. These are more than that. They are living entities and they can use 'Form'."
Director: "Form?"
[Sick demonstrated by firing a small blast through a nearby wall.]
Goku, Kuririn, Yamcha, Tenshinhan: "Wow!"
Piccolo, Kami-sama: "..."
Toriyama (thoughtful): "The mecha problem could be worked around. What else can you do?"
Creator (surprised): "I am the Creator. I am the Leader of Jaina!"
Director: "What is Jaina?"
Creator: "Jaina is the organisation through which I will rule the world. Sick and Gorgeous are children of Jaina."
Piccolo, Kami-sama (both with a note of dread): "Children of Jaina?"
Sick, Gorgeous: "We are the Children of Jaina. We will serve the Creator,
God, until death."
Piccolo, Kami-sama (with two sets of eyes bulging): *"ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!"*
Cast: "Huh?"
Piccolo, Kami-sama: *"ABSOLUTELY NO WAY ARE THEY BECOMING BAD GUYS! It's written into BOTH our contracts!"*
Toriyama: "I hadn't considered that."
Goku (confused): "Considered what?"
[Both Piccolo and Kami-sama were almost rabid with righteousness.]
Toriyama: "The religion clause."
Piccolo, Kami-sama: "That's right Mister, so don't you forget it. There are to be no religious freaks in this manga."
Kami-sama: "I am God."
Piccolo: "I am the Devil."
Piccolo, Kami-sama: "We already forfil all religious roles in this manga for the planet Chikyuu. We are already yin and yan. There is no room for anything else. If you let them in, then its WAR!"
Director and cast: "..."
Toriyama: "I had no idea you felt so strongly."
Piccolo, Kami-sama: "We do!"
Director (to Toriyama): "I guess that means they're rejected."
Piccolo: "Darn right it does!"
Creator: "No way. If you want war, we'll give you war!"
[A bolt of form appeared in each hand. Sick and Gorgeous similarily formed energy bolts. The non combatants 'Eeped' and scurried away, while those used to combat got themselves into position.]
Creator (to Piccolo and Kami-sama): SHINEE!
[The energy bolts were released but both Piccolo and Kami-sama negligently flicked them away before firing return bolts.]
Piccolo, Kami-sama: "Take this!"
[The Creator was bathed in energy and emerged with smoking cloths.]
Creator: "..."
Director (who barely missed being singed): "You're rejected! NEXT!"
[The Creator, in male form hobbled away, helped by Gorgeous and Sick.]
Creator: "Grrr!"
Sick (to Gorgeous): "I guess we return to being used, brother."
Gorgeous (resigned): "I guess so. My beauty is so wasted."
Attendant #2: "Number Six! Call for the Sixth Audition - Name ..."
To Be continued.
For those of you who are wondering:
Zentradi come from 'Macross/Robotech' (or what ever its being called
these days)
Bugrom from 'El Hazard'
The Creator comes from 'Maze.'