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Jokes
Smells good:
Would you get offended if some one came up to you and told you that your hair smells
good???.....................................what if it was a midget??? hahahahahahaahah
Heaven: One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter's there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question. To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?" The teacher thinks for a sec, and then replies:" That would have been the Titanic, right?". St. Peter lets him through the gate. St. Peter turns to the Garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn't REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, decides to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" The garbage man guesses: "1228" "That happens to be right; go ahead." St. Peter turns to the Lawyer: "Name them.
Blond jokes:
Why do blonds love sun roofs??? more leg room!
Why don't blonds talk during sex? they don't talk with there mouths full
Funny Pics
Past Quotes:
"And so It was written , and so it shall be!"
"Yes! We get our hearts broken!, They'll heal; Yes! We make mistakes!, We'll learn; No!, We dwindle our time being some one we're not; We die." (Jacobs 01)
"We fear that what we don't know, but we fear even more that what we can not have."
"When darkness covers the sun, there is still a light to save my soul; sent me an Angel"
"We search for what we fear, for the remote chance that we will love what we search for" (Jacobs01)
"CHEERLEADERS RULE!" (Cheerout98)Jacob98
"Can't we all just have a cat" (Jacob 00)
"According to the Chaos theory, the robots will run a muck causing death and
destruction in EXACTLY 24 hours. AAHH!!. Opps! I forgot to carry the 1" (Simpsons)
"PIECE-OF-MON-KY [BLEEP]~ don't you want
to go home!? are you to good for your home!?
ANSWER ME!!" (Happy Gilmore)
Some times you just need to know when to, SHUT THINE TRAP THIE WENCH!
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