So, you've found a secret page.  Well, you ought to be congratulated.  Not many have seen what you are about to.  Without further ado, I present to you...

PIMP OF THE YEAR 2002

Congratulations on your diligent hard work, Jackson!  The many years of training have finally paid off.

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