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THE SECRET ROOM
Once thought to be another
internet
rumor gone awry, the SECRET ROOM was unearthed in early 1932 by Norwegian
adventurer Lord Bjorn Krispendeu. Lord Krispendeu, with an
archeological team of twelve, stumbled upon the SECRET ROOM while
searching for the Fountain of Youth. After asking a humble peasant
whether he had seen the fountain in question, the peon replied that
Internet may hold the key.
"What's
that you say? Ethernet? Never heard of him..."
Oh that crazy Krispendeu!
Well,
shortly thereafter,
Krispendeu found the Internet at his local 7-11. Gaining access to
it's abundance of knowledge, Bjorn found that not only the Fountain of
Youth was non-existant, but also that the year was 2002! Puzzled
and frightened, Krispendeu turned to his cohorts.
"Where
the bloody hell have you taken me?!"
Police from nearby Columbus,
Ohio
later detained Bjorn, and placed him in the local psychiatric
ward. Bjorn is living comfortably among the other loony old people
we throw away when we're tired of taking care of them.
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