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| How unfortunate for you that Just on a little side note before I go on, I would like to say, as of now being age 17, I finally stopped procrastinating and finished up my driver's ed classes and will be soon to start going for my license. Bleh. The course wasn't that hard though. I ended up getting an easy A for the final exam. Usually online, people refer to me as "Jackie Chan" because I'm like a freaking monkey! To begin to understand what kind of person I tend to be, perhaps you can pick up a lot from this little story that reflects me, in a sense: A man was running across the harsh and bright desert, fleeing with his arms flailing. He ran to the edge of a cliff. There was no where else to go. He looked over his shoulder and saw his predator closing in. A very vicious looking animal, foaming at the mouth, had cornered him in. He had no choice but for a desperate attempt to save his life. The man edged his way down over the cliff, making sure to have a firm grip on the local shrubbery that grew out of the side. He found purchase on a small, but sturdy plant that was bearing fruits, and held it in a vice grip. He decided to edge his way down, so the predator above couldn't reach him. He looked past his feet and saw another one of the hungry animals pacing the ground beneath him, waiting for him to come down. The man noticed that the plant he was holding onto was slowly coming out of it's hold on the side of the cliff. He saw a berry on the plant, and he quickly grabbed one and popped it into his mouth. How sweet it tasted. Nevertheless, life goes on (which is one of my favorite phrases to piss off my friends, write it down). Some quick facts about who I am: - I'm not an avid fan of football/basketball/baseball so please don't ask me anything related to. - I really like to read books; I always have one with me. Stephen King or Star Wars equals winnar. - Yes, I do take my education seriously. So don't expect me to be the kind of person to take a letter grade "C" without wailing aloud. - My English teacher said I was a good writer, but she gave me a C for my final grade. For some reason. I wailed. - Unlike most people I know, I like to put my sentences into nice, literate and coherent phrases. - I like to be a gentlemen when the situation calls for it - which means that can be very good or very bad. - I try not to appear to be better than everyone around me, but some people perceive that anyway. - Having a pleasant demeanor, I can become fast friends if you buy me something. - I am well known on a first person shooter game known as The Specialists - modification for Half-Life - under the assumed name "Jackie Chan." And yes, there already is a Bruce Lee. - I play the instruments violin and piano. Don't be discriminating on me now, it's not like only GIRLS play the violin (violin for seven years and piano for ten). - I suppose you can say I am the avid computer geek. 80% of my life revolves around the computer. - Though I do exaggerate about my time on the computer, it's not like I'm a fat potato either. I watch 20 minutes of aerobics everyday. - For those of you who know me personally, yes I do take karate lessons periodically. No shame in admitting it! - Currently, I know at least five different friends named "James." One of my goals in life is to get them all into one room. - My hair goes in any direction it wants to. Unless I nuke it with gel, it's a chia patch. But never be ashamed of your hair. Of course, every girl would deny this... |
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