Angry White Boy (Head/Only Writer)
Depends on Mood
Brettzki Warx
Guy Manson 2005 No rights reserved. Take 'em!
Jack Hig Flush, by definition, is a "internet journalism source for entertainment purposes." And it's not your typical teen-made site. You find any virtual slideshows of a trip to South Dakota or me telling you how cool our dogs are. I don't have a dog...

Check out the site nav if you need guidance. In terms of finding stuff to do here. There's lots of it. Maybe even porn...? Oh yeah, feel free to ask us any questions, even if they involve past experiences with large apes and slurpees.
Age: 17
Hometown: C-Town, Minnesota
Current Locale: Somewhere over the rainbow
Strengths: "Writing", Seducing
Weaknesses: Drawing, Anger issues
Favorite Band: Fred Savage and the Unbeatables
Favorite Game: Kingdom Hearts
Despises: Arrogance
Site Navigation
Comix
Basically one large experiment in finding myself. It's not going very well...
Articles
Butter 'n Bread of JHF. Find everything from movie reviews to thoughts on titties.
Blog
I get lazy almost everyday. This is a spot for more frequent updates, along with some insider info on the site people.
I don't know who's responsible!!!
Mainpage
Update informing, othering main page kind of things. Little fun, too.
About
Dude, you're there RIGHT NOW.
Mall Jesus
Age: Approximately 15.5
Birthplace: Benson, Vermont
Current Locale:  5 blocks from Warx
Strengths: Superior Math skills
Weakness: Mac User
Favorite Moive(s): Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Despises: Most of the Republican Party
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