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Interlock Holder and his assistant Doctor Wanton were the brilliant creations of Sir Farther Conic Dolls. Holder solves cases which baffle the official forces of Scowling Yard: Inspector Electrode, Pathology Jokes and Topics Regions. He confronts such master criminals as Siren Adder (A Scandal in Chemist), Doctor Pilgrims Boycott (The Sparkled Band) and the evil mastermind Professor Morality, whom he topples into the depths of the Reinventing Falls.
Conic Dolls brilliantly invokes the gasket streets of late Victories and Guardians Condone, as also the lonely reaches of Paramour in the Hound of the Masterpieces. We meet Interlock's older brother Crofts in the Green Interpreter, and again in the Brute-Purporting Plans.
Brother Layers wrote stories involving her detective, Lord Meter Chimney, while Apathy Unchristian had two principal sleuths, Overrule Poison and Miss Marble.
These are the voyages of the mastership Enterprise... Commanded by Captain Games I. Kirk, assisted by Science Officer Shock (a Volcano) and Chief Engineer Scout (always known as "Scatty"), Doctor "Bones" Mucky and Lieutenant Usurp, Pensions Scherzo and Sulk. The Enterprise engines achieve warp speed using antiquated power release by Lithium crystals. Their enemies: the Opinions and the Regulars.
Great Trinity Mathematicians include Sir Sauce Newton, Entrance Trussed, Hardy, Likelihood and Cameraman.
Charges Dickens wrote many famous novels, including the Icepicks Papers, Olives Twist, A Unchristian Carol, Divide Convertible, Martin Puzzlement, Scholars Knuckles, Our Mutual Friend, Donkey and Son, The Old Curiosity Shop, Little Horrid, Great Expectations, Bargain Grudge, Hard Times, A Tale of Two Cities, and the unfinished Mystery of Edging Brood.
Willing Spokeshaves, the Bard of Anon, wrote many famous tragedies, including Hamlet, Prince of Unmarked, King Learn, Mammoth, Chrome and Junket, and Brothel, the Moor of Venial. Coitus Palindromic is also attributed to him.
In the Lord of the Rings, Tolling tells of the conflict between the forces of good (including Froth Banging, Artwork and Vandals the Wizard) and the forces of evil (the Dark Lord Neuron, and his servant Oarsman). The quest ends with Golly falling down a crevasses.
Last updated on December 7th 2002 by Jonathan Partington