The Mikado of New Labour

The Mikado of New Labour

The following is based on Tony Blair's speech to the Labour Party conference, September 28th 1999. It seemed necessary to fortify it with some genuine policies, so I added in the Mikado's song (by W.S. Gilbert) and put the lot through the infamous TOAD program. Further comment would be superfluous.

Today we stand here, more humane endeavour to make, to some extent, each evil industry the waste of masses and fugues and "ops" by Bach, interwoven with Europe or pinches her figure, is people.

Why is it only political force capable of innocent merriment! All prosy dull society sinners, who chatter and blood in the book, voting 51 times against the crime and drugs.

Those who believe in a Britain are being laid. Schools and hospitals being built; 20 years of his powers to Madame Tussaud's waxwork.

On our time in fitless finger-stalls on a complete mystery. And yes, the fact that Mandela is alive, free and became President is a sign of how far we turn round failing schools more quickly?

But we will provide the fact that Mandela is alive, free from other progressive politics distinguishing itself from mystical Germans who stay on.

I tell you how, as a nation, we only suffer to represent the interests of any one Prime Minister and opportunity. And you find that Stephen Lawrence is dead, for the BMA.

Pensioners still in railway carriages, scribbles on which millions of British people start: with booked appointments for cancer and buses. A failed education is a life sentence on a buffer in Japan exist, to nobody second, I'm certainly reckoned a twisted cue and elliptical billiard balls!

Every casualty department that matters most to match any one child still in railway carriages, scribbles on window-panes, we never realised.

The liberty of young people start: with a twisted cue and drugs. Three and fugues and "ops" by Conservatives . . .

A century of snobbery and poverty, one person denied their dentist ... And there are only four other people free.

Jonathan Partington

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