Chapter 1: MJ Ebonics
If you're just becoming a fan there are a lot of things you must learn. But there is one particular thing that is important, and that is the official Michael Jackson language. How else will you translate stuff like, "Dis is haah skoo', day ain't no majahs?" Yeah, I thought so. Let's explore.
�� Fans don't know where the hell this "language" came from. Maybe from Indiana. Maybe from California. Maybe both. But what we do know is that it has brought years of laughter almost everytime Michael does an interview. No I take that back. Everytime Michael speaks. His language is full of poor grammer, weird pronunctiations, and much more. Skip living in a place called Neverland or climbing trees. To Michael Jackson fans, MJ Ebonics is the most strangest phenomenon.� And boy, do we have a good time trying to figure it out.
These are a collection of quotes that have become classics for Michael Jackson fans. Why? Well its either because:
���� 1. It's full of MJ Ebonics
���� 2. The way MJ says it is funny.
���� 3. The grammer is just horrible LOL
Movies
From "Ghosts":
~"Anybody here like games? HELLO! Gametime!"
~ "Are we going somewhere? HELLO! "
~" But did we have a good time here? HELLO!" (see a pattern here? LOL)
~ "We have a nice norma' town, norma' people, norma' kids..."
From "The Wiz":
~ "Thou shall NEVA! NEVA get down offa dis here poll!"
~"You're a TERRIBLE man!"
From "Moonwalker":
~ "Its juss a pluuuggg"
~"Do it anya dead"
~"STOP IT!"
Interviews
From "Yahoo! Chat with Michael Jackson ":
~"I'm gonna knock on some doors, get some candy..."
~"Can I pick 2?...............I'll pick three."
From Barbara Walters Interview":
~" I say ' Slow down! Slow down! 'Gon kill US! 'Gon kill US!'"
~ " There's a time where you go to sleep, turn off the lights, ' ching! ching!' "
~" You hear, 'tssh tssh tssh' and you look down and you go, 'Oh my god!' "
From PTL Interview with Diane Sawyer :
~ "We'll CHOKE them!"
~"I was catatonic!"
~"Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing. Nothing. Nothing." (in responce to the rumor that there was evidence found during the 93 scandle. I see they found....uhh...nothing lol)
~"No you don't look like an idiot.....theres the idiot!"
From interview with Steve Harvey :
~"They WORSE. They WORSE."
~"I'm unnered to be black." (translation: "I'm honored to be black")
From "Living With Michael Jackson" with Martin Bashir:
~"I'm Peta' Pan."
~"There was some action goin' on in my room..."
~"Dontcha climb treeeeess?"
~"It was the way I sanged."
~"There was no bad news to be gotten."
~"A nice beautiful interview" (British accent)
~ "It's nice to meet you" (British accent)
~"Ignorant foo' who said such a thing"
~"It's B.S!"
~"F. U. C. K the press, Michael you're the best"
~ "Who's Jack The Ripper in the room?"
~"Yeah, I'm 4." (years old)
Videos
From "Bad":
~"Gimme a quarta' "
~ "You guys are sick! SICK!"
~"You aint bad! You ain't nothin'!"
~"Dis is haah skoo', day ain't no majahs." (translation: "This is high school, there ain't no majors.")
From "You Rock My World"
~"Dat's why you payin' fo' it."
Misc
From "Michael Jackson's Private Home Movies:
~"I love to tour..."
~"I'mma kill you Mac!!"
~"What a shmuck..."
~"Not just red but BIG red,"
~"I'm a nice person...!...I just took a shower...!...and I washed my hair thoroughly!!"
Other
~"Don't do it cuz I told you to, do it cuz it's da right THING to do!"(United We Stand Concert)
~"God-awful"
~ "Shamon" (in case you didn't know the translation is "Come on")�
~ "Cuncert" (translation: "Concert")�
~"hhwite" (translation: "white")�
~ "eeenything" (translation: "anything")
~"I love you more"
~"Magical"
