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Pikachu

(anatomy of)


This is Pikachu. It is an electric- rat type Pokemon.

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Pikachu





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VITAL STATS
Name: Pikachu

Gender Capabilities: none, just "It"

Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.): Not Applicable

Energetic Capabilities: 0 to 2 watts

Here we see random descriptions of a Pikachu's anatomy


Pikachu's nervous system
<~ As we can see here, Pikachu's nervous system would enable it to feel things around it, but its tiny and peanuty brain is to inferior to comprehend the signals it is sent by the nerves in Pikachu's body. In other words, Pikachu cannot feel. 

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SOCIAL HABITS/ BEHAVIOR Diseases
Pikachu is usually found sucking up to other Pokemon and humans. Being an extremely lowly- developed creature, it really has no opinions or thoughts of its own and just follows the leader like a frigin' sheep or something.
Furthermore, Pikachu attempts to help people, again at the disposal of its "trainer". In conclusion, Pikachu has absolutely no personality. Just like every other Pokemon, it is an animal wannabe.
Pikachu is prone to many illnesses due to it's lack of an immune system. Here are a few of the most serious and rare sicknesses Pikachus get:

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