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 The Love Potion Saga:  The Final Chapter (Conclusion)
Now that I have introduced My Little Secret Project, you might be wondering just exactly how it will save your life. 

It's quite simple you see, Cupids are not bound by the rules of the Earth, Cupids are extraterrestrial creatures  that are neither from heaven, hell, or Earth.  The laws don't apply to them.

If you use the Cupids and tell them to hit the arrow on someone, you won't be held liable.  Cupids are liable free, no one can see them flick that arrow, because they move so fast.  Cupids have the same effect as Love Potion. 

Lastly, no one can send you to jail anymore because you got caught.  The fact is, you won't get caught, because no one will know you did it.  That's why I called this project MY LITTLE SECRET.
Just look at this picture, regular people barely realize the arrow about to hit them. The cupids are practically invisible here.
You can't order your very own cupids, you have to go through a very standarized steps to secure privacy and safety.  The details will not be disclosed even in the official site of LCPI (aka Guilty Metal). 

For information on how to be part of the My Little Secret Project, please EMAIL at my web address, and my secretary will email you back with necessary information to help you on your way.

Email now, and get this wonderful Cupid key chain, courtesy of LCPI.

Now lets take a look at a very satisfied customer, whose name will not be disclosed.  Actually we are disclosing his name, because he did not give us enough money for the job.  Serves that foo right, we damn know he is filthy rich!
Cell Phone:  (Rings the tune of N'SYNC's "Bye Bye Bye").
Comes with a 12" tall cupid with bow and arrow.

(Female figurine not included, you need to go to Toy's "R" Us to get one, thats where I bought the female figurine that is shown in the picture).
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