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The Love Potion Saga: The Final Chapter |
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: What you just witnessed above is the growing concern of Love Potion customers, the fear of being caught while trying to use the product on someone.
The penalty is very harsh, with a maximum sentence if convicted of 25 years in maximum security prison.
Next month, I will hold a conference at Love Potion Corporation Incorporated headquarters, and I will unveil code name: My Little Secret Project, I have been working so that my customers would not be hold Liable for using the product on someone. |
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Dr. Jeepney, Founder of Love Potion Corporation Incorporated
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LPCI Headquarters |
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Ladies and Gentlemen I now give you the creator of Love Potion as he unveils his secret project to the world |
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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
My name is slim shady, please stand up. Laugh at my joke you fools, or I will not show My Little Secret Project, my precious little secret.
Anyone in the audience sick and tired of going to jail because you got caught using the Love Potion on someone?
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Dr. Jeepney: Let me introduce to you the team that did the research on my newest project. They were responsible for capturing them.
I realized that maybe those crazy people my team was trying capture loved something. I had to find out what they liked, and I realize, they liked chocolate.
So we gave them chocolates, and we said if they came to USA and live there, we would give them more chocolates to eat.
And so they agreed, and we smuggled them to America. |
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How did I know those crazy people my team had befriended loved chocolate? I read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl, Willy Wonka befriended the Oompa Loompas when he found out that they loved chocolate. Then he made a pact with the Oompa Loompas that if they went and lived in his factory, they could eat chocolate all their life. And so Willy Wonka smuggled the Oompa Loompas in crate boxes with small breathing holes in them. |
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And now ladies and gentlemen, I unveil My Little Secret Project.
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The audience laughs at the Doctor. Actually they are laughing with him, because if they laugh at him, the doctor won't even put his newest product out of the market so that they can use it liable free. |
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HA HA HA, that was funny. My wig fell down, but good thing you guys laughed with me, or else I would not have shared My Little Secret.
And now here they are folks, as they walk on the runaway, my very precious Love Potion saver:
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THE CUPIDS OF DR. JEEPNEY |
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