Mr. Bloopy
An "educational" column, by Mr. Bloopy, the talking, purple, lung fish.
Hi Kids!!!
I'm Mr. Bloopy, and you love me, DON'T YOU!!!! YESSS YOU DO! I'm going to teach you some really fun stuff about life. This week: I'm dead.
Hello, I am dead. I have been killed by a group of vigilantes, who think that I am trying t otake over the world. So for the next few weeks, I will be concentrating on trying to come back to life.
Let's sing a song!!
One, two, three,
no life for me!
Four, five, six,
my name's not Hicks!
Seven, eight, nine,
Bury me in the Rhine.
There, wasn't that great? See you some time, kiddies, and I WILL see you.
Remember kids - EAT YOUR GREENS!!!!
For god's sakes, this is what I have to put up with? There'll be more Bloopy some time, unless he stays dead.
