"Old" Mr. Bloopy

Oh dear, Mr. Bloopy's old comments, from weeks gone by.

This week: Mummy has a new baby.

When your Mummy and Daddy have a new baby, it's not beacause they don't love you, it's because you're not good enough, so they're trying again, to have the perfect child.  Don't worry, they'll still look after you, just that they may forget to feed you once in a while.  but that's okay, you won't die, unless you DO die, in which case it doesn't matter anyway.  So remember to have fun!!

Let's sing a song!!

One, two, three,
Mummy loves me!

Four, five, six,
more that weetabix!

Seven, eight, nine,
so I feel really fine!

Remember kids - EAT YOUR GREENS!!!!

This week: Mummy and Daddy go to the pictures!

When your Mummy and Daddy go to the pictures, and leave you with a babysitter, its because they want you to die.  But they will want you to live, if you get rid of the babysitter, and bring around all your friends, and have a big party.  Whooaa!!  Put away the Jelly and mini-sausge rolls, not THAT type of party!  Go to that high cupboard that you are not allowed to go to, and with your friends, drink all the special liquid inside those big bottles!!

Let's sing a song!!

One, two, three,
we had a Party!

Four, five, six,
with a cocktail mix.

Seven, eight, nine,
why can't I read that sign?

This week: Mummy goes shopping.

When you Mummy goes shopping, its beacause she's running out of food.  This annoys her very much, as she has to spend so much money on buying more food.  You can help her by not eating.  This will save her money, and save her a trip to the shops.  This will make her so happy, that she will be very sad when you die of starvation.

Let's sing a song!!

One, two, three,
no food for me!

Four, five, six,
no energy for kicks.

Seven, eight, nine,
your stomach's bigger than mine.