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Andys Hall of Shame

This is what happens when you do ONE chin up on the lip of a ceiling after your friends have just done about 200.



Then was what playing in the background, 'Oh its such a perfect day, you just keep me hanging on'

Jons Hall of Shame

Who do you get when you cross :

• A night out on the piss after 6 paracetomols in 2 hours, causing very near death, spoiling 2 friends and a first aider's nights.
• A night out drinking several jugs of Sangria, only realising that he is a bit of a lightweight, thus losing control of all his limbs and continuing to throw up on the entire table and all his friends clothes
• A night out on the piss ending in hurdling a wheely bin, thus breaking his arm and making his friends stay in casualty till 5:30 in the morning.
• Throwing up over the floor and himself in just about every club you can think of.
• Puke that actually turns black and crispy when on his bed the following morning when he was paralletic the night before in Newquay.
• Getting so pissed one night, thus continuing to got to work the following morning only to faint in front of your boss.
• A man who can combine alcohol with sleep walking, only to find him stripping off, getting in to bed which was already occupied by a female friend who was fast asleep and lying on top of her. Sick in the heeeed man!
• A man who drives alone cos he scares everybody through risking other peoples lives as well as his own(Why he's not in the crash club, we dont know)

Sams Hall Of Shame

We think this speaks for itself:

Kevins Hall Of Shame

The Kevin Roughton Guide to Pulling

1. No self-respecting stud should leave home without his coat and a pair of kickers
2. Always leave the group at the first opportunity, this is when most pulling occurs
3. When you've pulled use the "Magical Fingers Of Sleep" to knock her out
4. Dance like a chicken
5. If dancing like a chicken doesn't work, prance around the dancefloor moving your shoulders around in a boxer style, making yourself look so ridiculous that a 600 pounder of the female species may actually kiss you
6.Fall asleep in a club/pub, thats always a good one

Deans Hall Of Shame

Apart from lasting a whole two hours on one of his birthday nights,there is also this:

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