News on da Street:
Feature Article
By Nickie 'The Knife' Gorgenzola
and Tommy 'The Trigger' Esquilo
Photo by Bobby 'Three Stop Lights' Bolo
The Mulberry Street Atheltic Club's annual award for achievement has been awarded to da three guys below:
Bobby 'Bumps' Brasciole, Brucie 'Boom-Boom' Tortolini, and Carlo 'The Crusher' Prochetto.
It seems that there was a little problem out on the street. The contessa Lopresti went to our Don and asked for a favor. Some punk, a French-born Irishman from Germany, named Akmed Muhammad O'Riley, wanted to date the contessa's daughter. The daughter sais 'yes,' - the contessa said, 'no,' - and the Don said, 'I'll do you this one favor.'
The Don asked Bumps, Boom-Boom, and The Crusher to "Show O'Riely a good time...".
Mission acomplished.
But the tired O'Riley missed this photo op, and is, ummm, resting in the trunk of the sedan at left).
Does anyone recognize the car? We need to contact the owner.
Don't da boys look happy, celebrating a job well done?
Da boys were last seen driving the sedan along the New Jersey mud flats, eating canoli, on their way to Atlantic City.
Yo, have a nice vacation, guys.
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