The Secret of the Universe: REVEALED!
That's right, ladies, gentlemen, and Scotsmen! The secret of the universe is a secret no longer! Wally and Mark have discovered the true cause of the creation of... well, everything. Kudos to them! And Kudos to Malcolm for creating the Universe! Just remember, Dude's still in charge.
This [low] quality product copied and pasted directly from the document Wally sent me.
Background:
Malcolm says that his computer is better than Marks. Mark says that is because his is so OLD. Exaggeration leads to saying that Marks computer was the first thing our of the big bang.
Mandarin asks for me to come with people to see Bruce Almighty. I talk to Mark about it on MSN. Try to say �But I don�t� have enough money. Typo = Btui Dot
Malcolm wants to know if we (Mark Steven Me and Mal) can and want to sleep over at Marks. We exaggerate saying that Malcolm is Inviting EVERYTHING into marks living room.
The Secret of the Universe:
The Big Bang happened along time ago, starting with Marks computer. In that life time Malcolm invited everything into marks living room. EVERYTHING warped instantly into one molecule of air in the center of Marks living room and the house imploded on itself. The small piece of EXTREMELY condensed matter was classified by Marks Computer (yes it survived and is not in that spot but orbiting around it) as the Btui Dot. The computer then typed on its screen C:\btui.exe The Btui Dot promptly exploded sending everything back into space and starting the evolutionary process all over again.
In conclusion we live in what is known as the Third Realm, created by Malcolm. We have Malcolm to thank for our renewed existence. Just don�t let him do it again�